This is what you get at 3 AM and you've had um...Like 5 cokes or something. I lost count after three -_-





Matthias: Can you not see the cheese?

Mattimeo: I can't see anything

Cornflower: Ah, the beauty of the cheese. It fills my eyeballs with its beauty. SEE THEY BEAUTY, DAMN IT!

Martin: Where the hell is my sword?

Dandin: You gave it to me in a dream!

Simon: Nu uh! I DID!

Saxtus: YOU'RE BLIND!

Cornflower: Oh the cheese. Its wonderful taste **sigh** It tastes so good! I LOVE IT SO!

Matthias: **confused** I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!

Cornflower: Are you the cheese?

Matthias: DAMN YOU CHEESE!

Mattimeo: I want tacos!

Martin: I hope you have a happy Easter!

Dandin: Mock me, dagger? Huh? STOP MOCKING ME!

Matthias: **grabs Mattimeo** Be free, little pop tart! **Throws him off the ramparts**

RandomAbbotDude: You insane son of a bitch! You just ruined a perfectly good person! I yell!

Simon: **points to a random guy** I stabbed him with a pencil. He died.

Matthias: Is paint poisonous?

Cornflower: Where are you, my cheese?

Mattimeo: **on the ground** I fly like Wilma!

Martin: Feliz Navidad!

Dandin: My brain itches painfully.

Saxtus: I like pain.

Cornflower: I DEMAND MY CHEESE! GIVE IT TO ME!

Simon: Listen up 'cuz there ain't nothin' funny. I want a hot girl and a little bit of money

Matthias: Where is Ratdeath?

Mattimeo: **stuck up in a tree** Moo, Moo, Moo! I am voodoo cursing you!

Martin: Happy Labor Day!

Matthias: Coffee with hot chocolate in it is good.

Simon: Um, can I get a ride?

Cornflower: NOOOOOOOOO! MY CHEESE! YOU HAVE KILLEDED IT!

Brome: I don't like any of you **uses spooky powers and they all blow up** AND THE CHORUS SWELLS!

END

Disclaimer: I own nothing. I own no Redwall, no Happy noodle boy, JtHM, Good Charlotte songs, or cheese. I'd like some cheese though.



Please don't flame me because of my stupidness. Just review...I am a very sad person. **sighs**