Author: Baby Buruma (I changed my name ^0^)
Disclaimer: What you think... LOL I don't own DBZ. BUT Inme is MINE!
Paring: What pairing?
Summary: Jackie Chung Vrs Krillen....... Chichi Vrs Bacterian.....
Note: Take a look at Kitana Chan FICS! AND THAN READ THEM ALL! Don't forget
to review! Also I have change some things around when it comes to the
tournament. So don't fuss :)
Warning: A little short! As will the next chapter be!
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In the last chapter Bulma remembered something very important! She realized
that her strength wasn't everything and that she still had her brains! And
that is what save her from losing!
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"Look here they come!" Goku shouted. "Hey Yamcha!"
Chichi grinned. "He might not be in the mood to talk," Krillen muttered. The young princess' grin grew even wider.
"Nice going Bulma." Chichi commented. "You almost lost but you made it!" Bulma rolled her eyes at the words. But it was true. She did almost loose. But hey who cares. A win was a win.
"Thanks for pointing that out." Bulma grinned. She turned her head towards the wearied Yamcha. She then looked at his forehead and grinned.
"You okay right? I didn't slam you to hard did I?" She questioned with a smirk. Yamcha scowled, he was not enjoying her teasing. Not a single bit.
"I almost won," he stated with a yawn. She grinned even more.
"Your sleepy aren't ya?" she purred. "You poor baby. Maybe I took a little to much energy out of ya." He glared, but didn't get at where she was going while Chichi and Krillen caught on in a flash.
"And the next match is KRILLEN Vs. JACKIE CHUNG!" the announcer screamed out of the blue. They all jumped at the man's voice. Chichi squealed.
"Go Krillen go!" She screamed.
"But wait! Where's Goku!?" Krillen asked. At that very moment Bulma spotted him walking down the hall with a chicken bone in his mouth.
"Eh. He's right there," she grumbled. They watched as the boy swallowed the rest down with one gulp and threw the bone to the side.
"Hey *burp* Did Bulma fight yet?" He gasped out.
"Yeah. And you missed it!" Chichi screamed. She glared.
"Sorry... who won?"
"I DID!" Bulma screamed. Goku cringed. Her voice brought pain to his ears. Goku didn't have a chance to reply because the announcer spoke up on the mic with a scream.
"KRILLEN AND JACKIE CHUNG TO THE RING NOW!"
"Bye! Wish me luck!" Krillen shouted before running off.
"Come on lets go watch!" Chichi shouted. She grabbed Goku's hand and ran off. Bulma smirked.
"Yammy, aren't you coming?" She purred and ran before he could reply. He growled.
"How dare she!"
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Krillen stepped up onto the stage with a smirk on his face. He was determined to win. He would win! He gave the old man a look over before laughing out loud. Yeah, right! Like this thing would beat him. That was a big laugh.
Jackie however spoke after hearing the boy laugh. "You should not underestimate me," he shouted. Krillen frowned. What a fool. The old man didn't know who he had trained with. And our poor Krillen had no idea that was who he was fighting.
"Now that there little conversation is over with we might as well get right to the point!" yelled the announcer, who was waiting for a good fight like every one else. "Now... GO!" he exclaimed. The crowd grew silent and the only thing that could be heard was the cheering of Goku and the only two girls in the group.
Krillen jumped into the air. He figured that it would be easier to get the battle over with right away, that way they would be able to move on to the next fight. The boy raised his fist and prepared to strike Jackie, but his plans where cut short when he missed. The strange thing was that Jackie hadn't moved a single bit! He stood there with his mouth wide and Jackie gave him a grin.
Goku and the others shook there heads. "He's going to lose," Yamcha stated. It was obvious. He could see it coming. There was something about that man that made him a little uneasy. Bulma glanced at Yamcha with a frown.
"Don't say that! He only threw one punch!" she pointed out. She never did like it when people (particularly Yamcha) said such things. Krillen would win!
"Yeah. Chichi added. Don't say that so soon. Krillen still has a ..." Her speech was interrupted when Jackie slammed his fist into the boy's face. This movement sent him flying into the arena wall. He slid off the wall, leaving a very small but visible stain of blood. Goku gasped and looked over the railing and down at Krillen.
"Krillen are you okay?!" he yelled down. "Are you okay?!" Krillen groaned and shook his head, trying to regain some sense.
"I-I'm fine. I'm going to win!" he screamed before charging head first. They all gasped. He wasn't thinking!
Bulma frowned as she held back a sniff. He was doing the same thing she did at first. Charging head first. But he wouldn't be able to beat his opponent like she was able to. There was a loud *cling* as Jackie delivered a hit to Krillen's neck. The boy fell to the ground with out movement.
The sound of the Announcer counting down was easy to hear. "And the winner is Jackie Chung!" He screamed. Goku and the two girls just glanced in shock. He lost!
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"You bastard! Why did you go off and hit him so damn hard!" Bulma shouted.
"Oh don't worry. He'll wake up in a few." Jackie replied with a wink. She glared. How dare he!
"Stop flirting you sicko." Grumbled Chichi. She said it loud enough for him to hear as well. Jackie glared.
"Aren't you a spiffy one." Jackie smirked.
"..."
Jackie grinned and before another comment could be spoken the next match was announced. Chichi groaned at the sound of her name. She had almost forgotten who she had to fight.
"It'll be okay." Bulma whispered to her. Chichi rose an eyebrow.
"You think?"
"Of course! Now get going. We'll be watching!" Chichi blinked and glanced over at Goku who had placed his hand on her back.
"You'll do just fine. All you have to do is hold your breath." He said with a grin. She rolled her eyes. Hold her breath? That was a laugh!
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"Inme are you okay?" Oolong grumbled. She seemed upset.
"Oh... I-I'm fine *Sniff*." She gasped out.
"Really?" Puar added. He didn't really believe her. She turned her head and glared. It was a murderous glare as well. The poor cat gulped and took a step back.
"OF COURSE I'M NOT FINE!" She screamed. The crowd that stood by her moved away when she broke into tears. "My Yammy lost to that... that... stupid sluty girl!" She screamed. And to make it worse people were still commenting about her win! It was over! Couldn't they just stop talking about "The sexy chick that beat the crap out of that man!"
The two small animals moved away from her. "I dare you to go say those same words to Bulma and see what happens." Oolong snorted. Inme glanced up at him.
"I hate you!" She growled.
"That's not very nice." Puar commented.
"Who asked you?" She snarled back her eyes where still puffy with tears. Puar coughed. Somebody was getting a little too much courage and guts.
"S-Sorry..."
"CONTESTANTS CHICHI AND BACTERIAN, YOU'RE NEXT! HURRY IT UP!" The announcer screamed. At that moment the young girl known as Chichi ran onto the stage. She waved, but instantly covered her nose when a awful smell over took the area. The whole crowd did the same.
"Oh KAMI that smells!" Inme shouted through her tears. "And it smells bad!"
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A single sweat drop rolled down Chichi's head as the smelly thing stepped onto the stage. Through his handkerchief over his nose, the announcer called out for the match to begin.
Chichi got into a fighting stance, and the Bacterian's stench began to fill the air. The smell already had Chichi a little woozy, and Bacterian took that to his advantage. He jumped at her and tried to punch her.
Chichi blinked and easily jumped over top of the punch and landed on the other side of the stage. She gasped and covered her noise with one hand.
"Little girl I'm going to smash you!" He screamed. Chichi blinked and glanced above her. Goku looked down at her with a smile.
"Go on you can do it!" He cheered.
Bacterian let loose a scream, charging at her. Chichi saw him coming and made a mighty jump into the air and landed behind him. She raised her fist and gave him a quick punch to the back, shocking herself when it had no effect.
::Oh crap I'm about to loose!:: she told herself. This was impossible! He smelled so bad that she couldn't even use her left hand. If she uncovered her nose, she would surly die!
She ran to the edge of the stage. She had a new plan. Maybe he would charge at her, and then she could knock him off the edge. Bacterian took a step to her and grinned. "Here I come," he chanted. Chichi swallowed. Here he comes... She could only stand there as his advance continued. Within a second, he was right up on her. His yellow-toothed grin was driving her to the brink of insanity. If only she could knock those teeth out of his mouth!
Chichi stared up at him waiting for the next move. But then he did something unexpected. He used the most disgusting attack ever used in all of martial arts history... The smelly crotch attack. Bacterian placed his hand down his pants, rubbed, it around a bit, and then brought it out with the most vile stench ever imaginable. He than "threw" the smell at poor Chichi, actually blowing her away. She fell over. It was a shock that she hadn't fallen out of the ring.
The announcer (wearing a gas mask now) took that time to speak. "Chichi has sadly already fallen." The ref. began the count...
But than the unthinkable happened and Chichi staggered to her feet. The crowd cheered her on. It was a shock that she had withstood that much.
"I'm going to win!" She screamed.
Bacterian laughed at her small talk. A little child such as her to beat him was a laugh. He bent down and grabbed her by the neck and shook her around before blowing his breath at her. Chichi coughed and gagged when she felt herself turning blue.
"CHICHI, JUST HIT HIS ARM AWAY!" Goku screamed. Bulma grabbed a hole of his clothing and pulled him back. The boy was about to jump down into the match as it took place. "Let go of me Bulma!"
"Ha! You have got to be kidding me. You were about to jump down there!"
"He's going to kill her!"
"He is not. He can't. It's against the rules," Bulma spoke while trying to soothe him. Goku pulled away from her easily, but just before he could even make his way to her, Chichi dug her nails into Bacterian's arm. He screamed and she took this as her time to jump onto the ground. She turned towards him and raised her hands into the air.
The crowd went silent as a ki ring of flames swarmed around her figures. She grinned before throwing the blast at him. Bacterian was caught off guard and in shock as the heated blast knocked him clear off the stage and into the crowd. They screamed and ran away from the large man that was covered in flames. Bacterian jumped up in a instant and ran towards the small lake and jumped in. The steam rose his body as he fought to cool off.
The announcer gasped before speaking. "And the winner of the match is Chichi. And I would love for her to tell us *what* that last attack was! It was amazing!" He screamed.
Chichi fell to the ground and glanced up. She could see her best friend Bulma jumping up and down with a smile while screaming her name, but then her eyes locked with Goku's. He just grinned happily at her. Chichi couldn't help but grin as well.
She did it!
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HAHAHA Chichi beat the crap outta him! *grins* I bet you are all looking forward to the next chapter. Well it will be out soon. And I am happy to say that... I won't *do* the red ribbon saga. I will go over it in summary. If I did the whole saga you guys would never see Veggie head again. But don't worry it won't be rushed and it will be very interesting... hehehe...
In the next episode of Dragon Ball(The Real Saga): Bulma Vrs Jackie Chung.
Oh your guys will love it!
"Look here they come!" Goku shouted. "Hey Yamcha!"
Chichi grinned. "He might not be in the mood to talk," Krillen muttered. The young princess' grin grew even wider.
"Nice going Bulma." Chichi commented. "You almost lost but you made it!" Bulma rolled her eyes at the words. But it was true. She did almost loose. But hey who cares. A win was a win.
"Thanks for pointing that out." Bulma grinned. She turned her head towards the wearied Yamcha. She then looked at his forehead and grinned.
"You okay right? I didn't slam you to hard did I?" She questioned with a smirk. Yamcha scowled, he was not enjoying her teasing. Not a single bit.
"I almost won," he stated with a yawn. She grinned even more.
"Your sleepy aren't ya?" she purred. "You poor baby. Maybe I took a little to much energy out of ya." He glared, but didn't get at where she was going while Chichi and Krillen caught on in a flash.
"And the next match is KRILLEN Vs. JACKIE CHUNG!" the announcer screamed out of the blue. They all jumped at the man's voice. Chichi squealed.
"Go Krillen go!" She screamed.
"But wait! Where's Goku!?" Krillen asked. At that very moment Bulma spotted him walking down the hall with a chicken bone in his mouth.
"Eh. He's right there," she grumbled. They watched as the boy swallowed the rest down with one gulp and threw the bone to the side.
"Hey *burp* Did Bulma fight yet?" He gasped out.
"Yeah. And you missed it!" Chichi screamed. She glared.
"Sorry... who won?"
"I DID!" Bulma screamed. Goku cringed. Her voice brought pain to his ears. Goku didn't have a chance to reply because the announcer spoke up on the mic with a scream.
"KRILLEN AND JACKIE CHUNG TO THE RING NOW!"
"Bye! Wish me luck!" Krillen shouted before running off.
"Come on lets go watch!" Chichi shouted. She grabbed Goku's hand and ran off. Bulma smirked.
"Yammy, aren't you coming?" She purred and ran before he could reply. He growled.
"How dare she!"
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Krillen stepped up onto the stage with a smirk on his face. He was determined to win. He would win! He gave the old man a look over before laughing out loud. Yeah, right! Like this thing would beat him. That was a big laugh.
Jackie however spoke after hearing the boy laugh. "You should not underestimate me," he shouted. Krillen frowned. What a fool. The old man didn't know who he had trained with. And our poor Krillen had no idea that was who he was fighting.
"Now that there little conversation is over with we might as well get right to the point!" yelled the announcer, who was waiting for a good fight like every one else. "Now... GO!" he exclaimed. The crowd grew silent and the only thing that could be heard was the cheering of Goku and the only two girls in the group.
Krillen jumped into the air. He figured that it would be easier to get the battle over with right away, that way they would be able to move on to the next fight. The boy raised his fist and prepared to strike Jackie, but his plans where cut short when he missed. The strange thing was that Jackie hadn't moved a single bit! He stood there with his mouth wide and Jackie gave him a grin.
Goku and the others shook there heads. "He's going to lose," Yamcha stated. It was obvious. He could see it coming. There was something about that man that made him a little uneasy. Bulma glanced at Yamcha with a frown.
"Don't say that! He only threw one punch!" she pointed out. She never did like it when people (particularly Yamcha) said such things. Krillen would win!
"Yeah. Chichi added. Don't say that so soon. Krillen still has a ..." Her speech was interrupted when Jackie slammed his fist into the boy's face. This movement sent him flying into the arena wall. He slid off the wall, leaving a very small but visible stain of blood. Goku gasped and looked over the railing and down at Krillen.
"Krillen are you okay?!" he yelled down. "Are you okay?!" Krillen groaned and shook his head, trying to regain some sense.
"I-I'm fine. I'm going to win!" he screamed before charging head first. They all gasped. He wasn't thinking!
Bulma frowned as she held back a sniff. He was doing the same thing she did at first. Charging head first. But he wouldn't be able to beat his opponent like she was able to. There was a loud *cling* as Jackie delivered a hit to Krillen's neck. The boy fell to the ground with out movement.
The sound of the Announcer counting down was easy to hear. "And the winner is Jackie Chung!" He screamed. Goku and the two girls just glanced in shock. He lost!
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"You bastard! Why did you go off and hit him so damn hard!" Bulma shouted.
"Oh don't worry. He'll wake up in a few." Jackie replied with a wink. She glared. How dare he!
"Stop flirting you sicko." Grumbled Chichi. She said it loud enough for him to hear as well. Jackie glared.
"Aren't you a spiffy one." Jackie smirked.
"..."
Jackie grinned and before another comment could be spoken the next match was announced. Chichi groaned at the sound of her name. She had almost forgotten who she had to fight.
"It'll be okay." Bulma whispered to her. Chichi rose an eyebrow.
"You think?"
"Of course! Now get going. We'll be watching!" Chichi blinked and glanced over at Goku who had placed his hand on her back.
"You'll do just fine. All you have to do is hold your breath." He said with a grin. She rolled her eyes. Hold her breath? That was a laugh!
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"Inme are you okay?" Oolong grumbled. She seemed upset.
"Oh... I-I'm fine *Sniff*." She gasped out.
"Really?" Puar added. He didn't really believe her. She turned her head and glared. It was a murderous glare as well. The poor cat gulped and took a step back.
"OF COURSE I'M NOT FINE!" She screamed. The crowd that stood by her moved away when she broke into tears. "My Yammy lost to that... that... stupid sluty girl!" She screamed. And to make it worse people were still commenting about her win! It was over! Couldn't they just stop talking about "The sexy chick that beat the crap out of that man!"
The two small animals moved away from her. "I dare you to go say those same words to Bulma and see what happens." Oolong snorted. Inme glanced up at him.
"I hate you!" She growled.
"That's not very nice." Puar commented.
"Who asked you?" She snarled back her eyes where still puffy with tears. Puar coughed. Somebody was getting a little too much courage and guts.
"S-Sorry..."
"CONTESTANTS CHICHI AND BACTERIAN, YOU'RE NEXT! HURRY IT UP!" The announcer screamed. At that moment the young girl known as Chichi ran onto the stage. She waved, but instantly covered her nose when a awful smell over took the area. The whole crowd did the same.
"Oh KAMI that smells!" Inme shouted through her tears. "And it smells bad!"
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A single sweat drop rolled down Chichi's head as the smelly thing stepped onto the stage. Through his handkerchief over his nose, the announcer called out for the match to begin.
Chichi got into a fighting stance, and the Bacterian's stench began to fill the air. The smell already had Chichi a little woozy, and Bacterian took that to his advantage. He jumped at her and tried to punch her.
Chichi blinked and easily jumped over top of the punch and landed on the other side of the stage. She gasped and covered her noise with one hand.
"Little girl I'm going to smash you!" He screamed. Chichi blinked and glanced above her. Goku looked down at her with a smile.
"Go on you can do it!" He cheered.
Bacterian let loose a scream, charging at her. Chichi saw him coming and made a mighty jump into the air and landed behind him. She raised her fist and gave him a quick punch to the back, shocking herself when it had no effect.
::Oh crap I'm about to loose!:: she told herself. This was impossible! He smelled so bad that she couldn't even use her left hand. If she uncovered her nose, she would surly die!
She ran to the edge of the stage. She had a new plan. Maybe he would charge at her, and then she could knock him off the edge. Bacterian took a step to her and grinned. "Here I come," he chanted. Chichi swallowed. Here he comes... She could only stand there as his advance continued. Within a second, he was right up on her. His yellow-toothed grin was driving her to the brink of insanity. If only she could knock those teeth out of his mouth!
Chichi stared up at him waiting for the next move. But then he did something unexpected. He used the most disgusting attack ever used in all of martial arts history... The smelly crotch attack. Bacterian placed his hand down his pants, rubbed, it around a bit, and then brought it out with the most vile stench ever imaginable. He than "threw" the smell at poor Chichi, actually blowing her away. She fell over. It was a shock that she hadn't fallen out of the ring.
The announcer (wearing a gas mask now) took that time to speak. "Chichi has sadly already fallen." The ref. began the count...
But than the unthinkable happened and Chichi staggered to her feet. The crowd cheered her on. It was a shock that she had withstood that much.
"I'm going to win!" She screamed.
Bacterian laughed at her small talk. A little child such as her to beat him was a laugh. He bent down and grabbed her by the neck and shook her around before blowing his breath at her. Chichi coughed and gagged when she felt herself turning blue.
"CHICHI, JUST HIT HIS ARM AWAY!" Goku screamed. Bulma grabbed a hole of his clothing and pulled him back. The boy was about to jump down into the match as it took place. "Let go of me Bulma!"
"Ha! You have got to be kidding me. You were about to jump down there!"
"He's going to kill her!"
"He is not. He can't. It's against the rules," Bulma spoke while trying to soothe him. Goku pulled away from her easily, but just before he could even make his way to her, Chichi dug her nails into Bacterian's arm. He screamed and she took this as her time to jump onto the ground. She turned towards him and raised her hands into the air.
The crowd went silent as a ki ring of flames swarmed around her figures. She grinned before throwing the blast at him. Bacterian was caught off guard and in shock as the heated blast knocked him clear off the stage and into the crowd. They screamed and ran away from the large man that was covered in flames. Bacterian jumped up in a instant and ran towards the small lake and jumped in. The steam rose his body as he fought to cool off.
The announcer gasped before speaking. "And the winner of the match is Chichi. And I would love for her to tell us *what* that last attack was! It was amazing!" He screamed.
Chichi fell to the ground and glanced up. She could see her best friend Bulma jumping up and down with a smile while screaming her name, but then her eyes locked with Goku's. He just grinned happily at her. Chichi couldn't help but grin as well.
She did it!
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HAHAHA Chichi beat the crap outta him! *grins* I bet you are all looking forward to the next chapter. Well it will be out soon. And I am happy to say that... I won't *do* the red ribbon saga. I will go over it in summary. If I did the whole saga you guys would never see Veggie head again. But don't worry it won't be rushed and it will be very interesting... hehehe...
In the next episode of Dragon Ball(The Real Saga): Bulma Vrs Jackie Chung.
Oh your guys will love it!