AN: The most pointless thing I've written. Ever.
TSUKASA IS MINE!
I do not own .hack//SIGN.
Me: Welcome our show! Today, we have Tsukasa-kun, Balmung-sama, Sora-kun, BT-san and Mimiru-chan joining us!
Balmung:…
Mimiru: ^^ Hallo!
Sora: **looks around for weaklings** Yo! ^^
Bt: **watching Sora** .
Tsukasa: ….**tries to use ocarina**
Me: Oh no ya don't! **eats the ocarina**
Tsukasa:…T_T **pops vein**
Me: Ahem. I got tired of .hack//SIGN, as cool as it is, it needs a new name!
Tsukasa: Hey…
Mimiru: Whatever!
Sora: I got one!
BT: Me to!
Balmung: **sweatdrop**
BT: .hack//BT Yeah! It sounds cool!
Sora: No way! . .hack//PK Yeah! Yeah!
Me: Player Killer? O.o Wouldn't that scare people away?
Tsukasa: .hack//logout …
Balmung: That almost makes sense. -.-
Me: **glomps Balmung** Shut up or I'll sic Sora on you.
Balmung: **sticks tongue out**
Mimiru: .hack//BITCHSLAPTSUKASA ^^
Tsukasa: **looks ready to cry**
Me: That's not nice to poor Tsukasa-kun! **glomps** Ya know, Mimiru, it's a good thing I like you so much! Otherwise I'd have to reset your terminal!
Mimiru: **pfffttt** **sticks tongue out**
Balmung: .hack//AURA
Me: Whee, Balmung-sama! That's cool.
Tsukasa: It is o.o
Mimiru: -.- I liked mine. **pouts**
Sora and BT: MINE! **start killing each other in back**
Me: I'm half expecting BT to whip out mace-sama and start calling Sora 'namagomi' soon. O.O
Sora: **glomps BT* AH! Miss host! .hack//EXECUTE! **evil grin**
BT: O.O
Tsukasa: **wants his ocarina back**
Me: You gonna have to wait. **grin**
Tsukasa: **whips out staff** Pest.
Me: **hides behind Balmung** Whee. T_T Anyways, I thought .hack//STUPIDFREAKINGTHINGWON'TLETMEHLOGOUT was good ^.^
Mimiru: o.o
Balmung: @.@ **is running out of air**
Sora: You don't need to breath in the World, idiot. -.-
BT: BE POLITE! **whack whack whack**
Me: Anyways **is running away from Tsukasa** I think I'll decide on the title.
Others: Eh? **stop killing each other**
Me: **proud** The title issssss……
Characters: **wait in baited breath**
Me: .hack//… **is sat on by Tsukasa** G'roff meh!!!!!
Sora: .hack//G'ROFFMEH?
Ohters:…o.o…I like it! ^^ **walk away, chatting merrily**
Me: **still has Tsukasa sitting on her back**
Tsukasa: **snicker** Fun. **raises staff**
Me: AHHH!!! I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR RUN-AWAY-NOW thing! But we need to go someplace first!!
Tsukasa: Where?
Me: You dun't wanna know. **walks off**
Tsukasa: **shrugs and follows**
**camera zooms on sign that reads: This way to bathrooms**
AN: That was pointless. I know. XD Review please.