A/n: I got the idea from a reviewer who reviewed Morrigan's "Slytherins are
Sexier" saying there should be a sorting hat song written for every house
saying that they are the best, so here goes! Shout out to Elyle for making
this rhyme.I wouldn't have bothered, since I'm lazy, but the lack of rhyme
bothered her.bah.also thanks to Bekki for her help during Latin class
RAVENCLAWS ARE RADIANT
By Lillian Evans
Ravenclaws are radiant
They light up all the skies
They are the most intelligent
You can see it in their eyes
The three remaining houses
Diminish in their wake
But will be mentioned anyway
So you can judge the fake
First there are the Gryffindors
Who think they are better all
They're swollen heads will hardly fit
Inside the castle walls
And of course the Hufflepuffs
Sweet and humble are they
They try their best to do their work
And fail it every day
Those dirty scumbag Slytherins
No kind words do they say
They pick on us and beat on us
Each and every day
So if you wish to do your best
You always will succeed
If you wish to join with Ravenclaw
All you need to do is plead!
RAVENCLAWS ARE RADIANT
By Lillian Evans
Ravenclaws are radiant
They light up all the skies
They are the most intelligent
You can see it in their eyes
The three remaining houses
Diminish in their wake
But will be mentioned anyway
So you can judge the fake
First there are the Gryffindors
Who think they are better all
They're swollen heads will hardly fit
Inside the castle walls
And of course the Hufflepuffs
Sweet and humble are they
They try their best to do their work
And fail it every day
Those dirty scumbag Slytherins
No kind words do they say
They pick on us and beat on us
Each and every day
So if you wish to do your best
You always will succeed
If you wish to join with Ravenclaw
All you need to do is plead!