HUMBLE HUFFLEPUFFS By Lillian Evans

We are the humble Hufflepuffs

And you should join with us

For if you don't we'll owl you

Some bubotuber pus

The other houses are

Not even worth your time

And we'll convince you of that

With our clever little rhyme

The Gryffindors are wasteful

Ill-mannered little pigs

We'd like to raid their wardrobes

And steal their fancy wigs

The Ravenclaws all make-believe

That they are better than we

The next time they make fun of us

They'll lack the ability to pee

Those Slytherins are arrogant

And quite self-adoring are they

Their housemates are all so ugly

It's no wonder they're all gay!

In order for us to form a gang

And revolutionize

We need your help, so join today

It's time to terrorize!