"La, la, la," sang Pippin as he happily drowned his 79th pint of ale.
"Frodo and Sam sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then
comes marriage, then comes Frodo in a baby carriage! Seriously folks, it's
official, Frodo and Sam are now a couple!"
"Eeew!" squealed Merry from the corner he was sitting in. "Gross, Pippin, do you have to?"
The surrounding Hobbits, Orcs, Uruk-Hai, Elves, Ents, Dwarves and Men, plus Gandalf, Saruman, Sauron and Gollum turned eager ears toward the young Halfling.
"Who else are a couple?" urged Boromir
"Well, let's see. Oh, yeah! Legolas and Strider!" Pippin shrieked.
"ESTEL!" screamed Arwen, "I'm going to kill him!"
"Me first!" shouted Elrond.
"NO!! ME!" Arwen's screaming split the ears of everyone there and made her hair fly up and get caught on the ceiling.
"Alright, alright, go get your hair off the roof!" Elrond was now pissed.
"Strider and Legolas sitting in a mallorn tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes LOVE then comes MARRIAGE then comes LEGOLAS with a BABY CARRIAGE!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP FOOL OF A TOOK!"
Pippin hid under the table, for it wasn't Gandalf that had yelled that, but rather a very, very, very drunk Sauron!
"I'm scared!" squealed Pippin.
"No, yer not, fool of a freakin' Took, that's that stupid Frodo's job!" Saruman slurred.
"Now I'm even more scared!" Pippin squealed again.
"Shuddup!" shouted Gandalf, having finished his 99th bottle of 198 proof liquor that was 99% alcohol.
"Pippin, maybe we should go," suggested Merry meekly.
Pippin nodded and ran off with Merry into the moonlight.
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Legolas tended to the fire, while Aragorn, Frodo and Sam slept. The rest of the Fellowship had gone off to the local inn. Legolas hated what beer did to Men, Dwarves and even their sweet Hobbit companions. Little did he know that Pippin was drunk and at that very moment telling everyone in the inn that he and Aragorn were a couple, and that Frodo and Sam were one as well.
Legolas settled on a rock the surrounding area. Lush, green trees and tall, shear cliffs had had kept this place secret from everyone except the Elves of Mirkwood and Rangers.
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"WHERE ARE LEGOLAS AND ARAGORN?!" screamed Arwen to anyone and everyone she meet.
Few knew whom she talked about. And those who did thought she was crazy or drunk, except for those who had been in the inn.
Boromir, Pippin, Gandalf and Merry had left before had been able to scream at them. But, alas, who knew what awaited the Fellowship of the Ring.
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"Eeew!" squealed Merry from the corner he was sitting in. "Gross, Pippin, do you have to?"
The surrounding Hobbits, Orcs, Uruk-Hai, Elves, Ents, Dwarves and Men, plus Gandalf, Saruman, Sauron and Gollum turned eager ears toward the young Halfling.
"Who else are a couple?" urged Boromir
"Well, let's see. Oh, yeah! Legolas and Strider!" Pippin shrieked.
"ESTEL!" screamed Arwen, "I'm going to kill him!"
"Me first!" shouted Elrond.
"NO!! ME!" Arwen's screaming split the ears of everyone there and made her hair fly up and get caught on the ceiling.
"Alright, alright, go get your hair off the roof!" Elrond was now pissed.
"Strider and Legolas sitting in a mallorn tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes LOVE then comes MARRIAGE then comes LEGOLAS with a BABY CARRIAGE!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP FOOL OF A TOOK!"
Pippin hid under the table, for it wasn't Gandalf that had yelled that, but rather a very, very, very drunk Sauron!
"I'm scared!" squealed Pippin.
"No, yer not, fool of a freakin' Took, that's that stupid Frodo's job!" Saruman slurred.
"Now I'm even more scared!" Pippin squealed again.
"Shuddup!" shouted Gandalf, having finished his 99th bottle of 198 proof liquor that was 99% alcohol.
"Pippin, maybe we should go," suggested Merry meekly.
Pippin nodded and ran off with Merry into the moonlight.
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Legolas tended to the fire, while Aragorn, Frodo and Sam slept. The rest of the Fellowship had gone off to the local inn. Legolas hated what beer did to Men, Dwarves and even their sweet Hobbit companions. Little did he know that Pippin was drunk and at that very moment telling everyone in the inn that he and Aragorn were a couple, and that Frodo and Sam were one as well.
Legolas settled on a rock the surrounding area. Lush, green trees and tall, shear cliffs had had kept this place secret from everyone except the Elves of Mirkwood and Rangers.
****
"WHERE ARE LEGOLAS AND ARAGORN?!" screamed Arwen to anyone and everyone she meet.
Few knew whom she talked about. And those who did thought she was crazy or drunk, except for those who had been in the inn.
Boromir, Pippin, Gandalf and Merry had left before had been able to scream at them. But, alas, who knew what awaited the Fellowship of the Ring.
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