Harry Potter

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Harry Potter -

Age - 15

Hair - Black

Eyes - Green

Hogwarts - Gryffindor - fifth year

Quidditch place - Gryffindor Seeker

Description - Harry Potter was the one who had defeat Voldemort and brought peace to everyone. His rival is Draco Malfoy who's father was follower of Voldemort.

Ron Weasley -

Age - 15

Hair - Red

Eyes - Blue

Hogwarts - Gryffindor - fifth year

Quidditch place - none

Description - Ron is Harry's best friend and always sticks by his side. (except in the fourth book)

Hermione Granger -

Age - 15

Hair - Brown

Eyes - Brown

Hogwarts - Gryffindor - fifth year

Quidditch place - doesn't play Quidditch

Description - Hermione is the brains of the three she usually corrects Ron and Harry's vocabulary and is afraid of get expelled. She is a Perfect, but can also be quite aggresive. (yeah in the third book she slaps Malfoy, hehehe, though she likes him. In my story he does! I'm a D/Hr fan!)

Draco Malfoy -

Age - 15

Hair - Blond

Eyes - Greyish blue

Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year

Quidditch place - Slytherin Seeker

Description - Draco is a rich snobbish guy who likes to bother Harry, Ron and Hermoine. He is Professor Snape's favorite considering he thinks evil and according to Harry and Ron, he is evil! (in my story he likes Hermione! He does now! It makes it a lot more interesting, cause they're both Perfects)

Vincent Crabbe -

Age - 15

Hair - Brown

Eyes - N/A

Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year

Quidditch place - none

Description - Crabbe is one of Draco's friends(*cough,* bodyguard, *cough*)

Gregory Goyle -

Age - 15

Hair - Brown

Eyes - do I really have to repeat myself?!

Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year

Quidditch place - none

Description - Same thing as Crabbe, though, I think Goyle is a bit more uglier and stupider then Crabbe is, hehehe.

Den Grudge - (he's a new character, ok?!)

Age - 15

Hair - Brown

Eyes - Green

Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year

Quidditch place - none

Description - Den usaully hangs around Draco, Crabbe and Goyle. Though sometimes he can get quite annoying, he also has a crush on Hermione and it really gets on Malfoy's nerves (hey! I thought it'd be interesting too!)

Pansy Parkinson -

Age - 15

Hair - Black

Eyes - Brown (I'm guessing!)

Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year

Quidditch place - none

Description - Stupid, ugly annoying.....that's Pansy! She's a mager git! Draco is practically scared of her, since she follows him everywhere!

Ginny Weasley -

Age - 14

Hair - Red

Eyes - Brown

Hogwarts - Gryffindor - fourth year

Quidditch place - I don't even think she likes Quidditch

Description - Ginny is Ron's little sister who has a crush on Harry. She hangs out with Hermione a lot and like all the other Weasleys she has red hair.

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The Bet

by: hermione_angel

Summary: All I have to say is that this is mostly about Draco/Hermione. I absolutly love this pair! This is about Draco and Hermione making a bet and all that kind'a stuff.....well I don't want to tell u what else happens! Read the story!

If anyone has questions or something just e-mail me at hermoine_angel@hotmail.com. When I was making the e-mail address I 'accidently' spelled hermione wrong, I spelled it hermoine instead! That's how dumb I am! Oh well! Enjoy!!!!

Chapter One - The Bet

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It was October the third and students from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry have come back again for their sixth year. Suddenly a burst of giggles and laughs echoes through the Gryffindor common room.

'HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! You mean it?!!! Really?!!! Hahahaha!' Harry laughed.

'And he was just flailing about trying to get Colin off of him! It was soooo hilarious! Hahahahahaha!' Ron laughed.

'Can you guys please stop laughing?!!! He could have been seriously hurt!!!!' Hermoine said looking up from her book.

'I just wish we were there to see it!' Harry laughed.

'Are you even listening to me?!!!!' Hermione hissed, slaming her book shut.

'No, not really. What were you saying? Colin could have been seriously hurt? God Hermione! He was the one that made all the Slytherins hate us......even more! Why are you worried about Colin anyway? Malfoy's the one who was flailing around, like a girl!' Ron said chuckling.

'I wasn't talking about Colin! I was talking about Malfoy! I mean his nose could be desorted for all I care! But he nearly died! And then Professor Snape would probably lower our grades even more! Can you believe it?!!!! Our grades! My grades!!!!' Hermione yelled.

'Geesh, Hermione! Is your grades all you care about?' Harry asked.

'No, of course not! There are also books, books, books and even more books!!!!!!' Hermione yelled and walked off with Ginny.

'You know, I think Hermione's gonna buy the library after she graduates,' Ron said.

'Yeah, then she can have all the books, she wants!' Harry laughed.

*

'Don't you just hate boys?!!!!!' Hermione hissed at Ginny.

'Yeah, one minute you're dating one and then, BAM! They dump ya, just like that!!!!' Ginny said cracking her knuckles.

'Yeah, come on. We'd better get to breakfast.....oh hey! Did you hear about Malfoy?' Hermione asked.

'No. What about him?.....Ahhhh! You aren't going out with him are you?!!! That would be like.....ick!!!!' Ginny said disgusted.

'NO! I AM NOT DATING HIM!!!!.....Well anyway, Dean, Seamus and Colin were walking down to breakfast one day and Malfoy came and made a rude comment on how disgusted he was that some purebloods would end up being in Gryffindor so, Dean punched Malfoy in the stomach, and when Malfoy was about to strike back, Colin jumped on his back. Malfoy was like flailing around like a girl trying to get him off! And then Seamus was trying to punch Malfoy in the face but since Malfoy was flailing around helplessly, Seamus missed and insted two of his fingers ended up in Malfoy nose!!! Then Colin fell off and Malfoy fell off the stairs and bonked his head! So, now he's in the hospital wing and Dean, Seamus and Colin have detentions!' Hermione said, all in one breath.

'Really?!! Oh god!!' Ginny said trying to keep from laughing.

'I don't see what's so funny?!!' a voice said behind them.

'Oh, uh, hey Parkinson. Wha-What're you doing here?' Hermione asked.

'Humph!!! I was going down to breakfast and I just happened to listen to your conversastion!!! As you already know, my Draco is in the hospital wing, and there's nothing funny about it!!!!! Pansy shrieked. Hermione and Ginny have sweat drops.

'There's a spider in your hair,' Hermione said lamely.

'What? What! Eeeeeeek! Get it off! Get it off! Eeeeek!' Pansy shrieked running down to the Great Hall.

'Strange girl,' Hermione Ginny said in unison.

*

'I'm starving!!!!' Harry said as he and Ron sat at the Gryffindor table.

'Eeeeeek! Eeeeeek! Get it off! Get it off!' they heard a voice shriek.

'Man, she could probably break glass with that kind of voice!' Ron said, with Pansy screaming in the backround.

'Too late,' Harry said as he took of his broken glasses.

'Moriacus, hilumios,' a voice behind Harry said. Harry's glasses were then fixed. Good as new!

'Well, aren't you ganna say thanks?' Hermione asked as she sat down.

'Oh, uh thanks Hermione,' Harry said.

'What's the matter with Parkinson anyway?' Dean asked.

'Oh, Hermione told her there was a spider in her hair and she freaked out,' Ginny said.

'Hey, heard that you got detention. Bumber, man,' Ron said.

'Yeah, but hey! It's worth it! I was practically laughing my head off!' Dean said with a huge grin on his face.

'Yeah, just remember, when you see a Slytherin, don't stop to chat,' Ron said.

'Whoa! Like, what's going on with Harry?' Lavender asked. Everyone has a sweat drop.

Harry was eating at top speed. 'Hey, uh, Harry,' Hermione began.

'Yeah?' Harry asked food still in his mouth.

'Uh, shouldn't you be chewing your food?' Hermione said.

'Oh, that was just for yesterday. Snape gave him detention and he had to miss dinner, remember?' Ron said.

'Oh, right,' was all Hermoine said.

'Harry, whoa man. I don't think you shouldn't be eating too much. You have Quidditch match today. Gryffindor vs Slytherin,' Seamus said.

'I DON'T CARE!!!' Harry said his mouth full of food.

'Ew! He's like, eating like a pig!' Lavender said looking away.

'Hey Potter! You shouldn't be eating too much. We have a Quidditch match today, remember? You don't want to get yourself so fat that your broom can't hold you,' a drawling voice said behind Harry. It was none other then Draco Malfoy, with his usual sneering expression. Though he looked a lot paler then usual. Behind him were his cronies, Crabbe and Goyle, with Den Grudge a new sixth year Slytherin with dark brown hair and deep green eyes.

'Oh hello ferret boy,' Hermione said not looking up. Malfoy glared at her. Den however pushed Ginny out of the way and sat beside Hermione, who recieved many glares from Malfoy and some other Slytherin girls.

'Ow!' Ginny yelped, sending Den a death glare. Luckly none of the teachers saw them.

'Hey Granger. How are you doing?' Den asked.

'Fine, you?' Hermione said, not looking up from her book. Malfoy did a fake cough.

'So, I heard about yesterday. Does your back still hurt?' Ron asked sarcasticly.

'It's fine, Weasley,' drawled Malfoy, putting his attention back to Hermione and Den.

'I don't think he noticed the sarticasm in your voice,' Seamus whispered to Ron. Ron turned towards Malfoy.

'Uhem! I was being sarcastic.'

'Well, duh! I'm not dumb! Not like some other red headed people around here,' Malfoy sneered.

'What's that supposed to mean?!' Ron said standing up.

'See, doesn't even know what I'm talking about. Surely someone has got to have noticed your stupidity!' Malfoy said smirking to Crabbe and Goyle, who snorted stupidly.

Harry who had just finished his fourth plate, realized that Malfoy was at their table. 'What are you doing here?! Can't a person eat in peace?' asked Harry.

Malfoy shook his head, 'Weasley, you even passed it on to Potty. That must be why you hang around him all the time.' He turned to Harry and said sarcasticly, 'Be carefull Potter, Weasley's carrying a deciese!'

'And, you're not trying to pass, yours onto us, Ferret Boy?' Hermione said suddenly.

'Please Granger, that's getting old,' Malfoy said. Ever since fourth year, all the Gryffindors (especially Hermione) had been calling Malfoy, 'Ferret Boy' because of the incident with Mad-Eye Moody.

Suddenly a voice squealed out, 'DRACO, DARLING! ARE YOU ALRIGHT!

Draco rolled his eyes, 'Oh, great! Pansy Parkinson the greatest idiot of Hogwar - Hi!' he said to Pansy, as she came to the Gryffindor table. All the Gryffindors glared at her.

'Draco! Draco! Are you ok?!!!!' she asked horrifed.

'I'm fine, lunatic - er - I mean Pansy,' Malfoy replied, uneasily.

'Ooooh! I was sooooo worried!!!!' Pansy shrieked clutching on to Malfoy's arm.

'Uh, can you please get off of me?!' Malfoy hissed moving his arm up and down, trying to get Pansy off his arm.

'Malfoy, get away from our table!' Harry hissed.

'Yeah! Go back to where ever you came from!' Ron said.

Malfoy glared at him and stalked off, Pansy still clutching his arm.(he's dragging her) Crabbe and Goyle followed along with Den, who didn't want to leave.

'Don't worry Harry, one more year and we're outta here,' Ron said.

'Come on guys class's starting!' Hermione said and ran out of the Great Hall.

'She can be quite disagreeable now, can't she?' Ron said.

*

Hermione's POV

I was running aroung like a maniac. My first class was Double Potions, with the Slytherins! I knew if I didn't hurry up, Snape would probably give me detention!

'Hey Granger! Granger!' someone called.

I turned around, 'Hn?'

'Hey! Potions today, remember?' Den said.

'Yeah, how could anyone forget?!' I snapped.

'Yeah, so, um, I was wondering if you'd like to walk with me to the Dungeons?' Den asked.

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to talk to strangers,' I said firmly.

Ever since Den Grudge had come to Hogwarts, my life has been a complete nightmare! He keeps following me around everywhere! Some times I even have to hide in the library, just to get away from him! He never goes in the library for some reason! But either then that, he's everywhere!!!!!

'Oh come on. It's only a short walk! And I am definatly not a stranger!' Den said, chuckling.

'Fine! I'll walk with you to the stupid Dungeons!!!!' I hissed angrily at him.

When we arrived, class was already starting, and Harry and Ron still weren't there! They'd probably get detentions.

'Miss Granger, detention,' Professor Snape said simply, not even bothering to look up.

'But it wa-

'No, excuses Miss Granger,' Professor Snape snapped.

'Ugh! Don't boss me around, stupid old hag!' I mumbled under my breath.

'Detention for four days Miss Granger! I will not have you insult me in front of a class!' Professor Snape snapped.

I sighed again. There was no point in worsening his mood even more. Man! What is happening to me?! There is no such word as worsening!!!

I sat down and waited for Snape to talk. No doubt he's waiting for Harry and Ron, so he can give them both detentions. He hasn't started class yet. Just look at that(evil)smile on his face. Snape never smiles. Never! Ever!.....well, he smirks, but never smiles!

Den didn't get detention! No fair!

'Well, Den has always been Snape's second, favorite, besides Malfoy, stupid! Ugh! I must be losing it!!!!' I thought angrily. Just then the door burst open and Harry and Ron came running in like crazed lunatics. They looked like they had rehersed what excuse to get them out of detention. I had warn them! I knew what Snape was going to say - he's probably excited on giving Harry and Ron detentions. Espesially Harry!

'Potter! Weasley! Detention, for a week!' Snape snapped.

'B-But m-my rat died!!!!' Ron said.

Ooh, good one!

'You don't have a rat!.....That was in third year!" Snape snapped.

'I fell off the stairs!' Harry lied.(*dun, dun, dun, DUN!*)

'Nice, excuse Potter. Where's the bump? Now get to your seat!' Snape said.

'B-but, I, um, I w-was putting on.....m-make up?' Ron said. The class burst out laughing. Especially the Slytherins. Snape gave him a look that said, 'get to your seat before I strangle you to death!' That's what we call the stare of evil! Oh, boy are they in for it.

*

Harry's POV

Great, detention again! And for a week now! Last time it's was only four days. He must hate me more and more each day! And, he gave me the stare of evil, six times already and I just walked in. (more like ran in)

I sat down, this was going to be a bad day! Potions, was absolutly my worst subject. Snape gave all the Gryffindors bad marks, and the Slytherins high marks. It's just not fair! Why didn't McGonagall do that?!!! Why?! Why?!!!!!!

'Why are we making a shrinking potion?' Ron whispered.

'So when someone's threatening or chasing you or something, you can drink it,' I whispered back.

'What?! It's not like you stop running and say, 'Um, excuse me, mister bad evil lunatic, can we stop for a minute? I need to brew a shrinking potion, so you can't catch me. Hold on a sec,' I mean, come on!' Ron hissed.

Neville was having trouble with his potion again. I picked up one unicorn hair and put it in his cauldren. 'Thanks,' Naville mouthed at me. Ron was right, this is the second time we're making a shrinking potion. Is Snape running out of ideas to each us?

I sighed, today was gonna be another boring day. I am sooooo looking forward to the Quidditch match today. When I beat Malfoy, it'll prove once and for all to that slimy git, that we, Gryffindors, can actually ride a broom!

*

Ron's POV

Great! Mum's probably gonna send me another Howler! This is sooooo unfair! I wonder if Hermione's got detention? I hope she did, so then all three of us can clean the trophies together, while Filch laughs at us, like a maniac!

'Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!' Snape said.

Well he didn't actually say that. It's just what I'm hearing. All I'm hearing is, blah, blah, blah! Guess my brain's somewhere else........

Man, it's hot! I mean really hot! I'm burning up! Hummm.....who's driving? - Weasley! - 'No one, stupid!' my brain shouted at me. Nobody's driving? -Weasley! - Nobody's driving?!!!! We're gonna crash! We're gonna crash! Come on Weasley! You can do it! - Weasley - You can do it! I take hold of the wheel and start driving like a lunatic! - Detention! - "Ahhhh! Get out of my way!" I yelled. Weasely! Weasley! Weasley! - Detention! Detention! Detention! - People chanted all around me. "Yeah! I'm the best! I can drive a car! Wahoo! Wooo! Yeah!" I yelled. - Weasley! - Weasley! Weasley! Weasley!........WEASLEY!

'WEASLEY! WILL YOU WAKE UP?!?!?!?!' Snape's voice shouted in my ear.

I opened my eyes slowly. All the Gryffindors(except Hermione), were chanting, 'Weasley! Weasley! Weasley!' And all the Slytherins were chanting, 'Detention! Detention! Detention!' I looked up at Snape. Uh oh! Must have dozed off. Not good.

'Detention! Detention! Detention!' the Slytherins chanted, with Malfoy chanting the loudest.

'Detention for two weeks, Weasley! Honestly! Sleeping in class! That's just...STUPID!!!' Snape said giving me, the stare of evil!

I shivered. I'm in for it! Two weeks?! Detention?! Nooooo fair! Not my fault this class is soooooo boring!!!!

'Man, if Snape heard you say that, you'll be in deep doo-doo!' my brain warned.

'Shut up, brain!' I mumbled.

'What was that?' Hermione asked.

'Nothing,' I said.

*

'So now we all have detentions,' Harry said as they headed to the Gryffindor tower.

'I told you guys! But no! You guys didn't listen!!!' Hermione said smugly.

'What is she talking about? She has detention too,' Ron whispered to Harry.

'So, the Dream Team all has detentions,' a drawling voice said behind them. Harry and Ron spun around quickly.

'What do you want, Malfoy?!' Harry hissed, fists clenched.

'I just wanted to visit my good old friends,' his last word was so sarcastic, it was like writing your name on the chalk board with your nails.

'Friends? Unlikely!' Ron said, glaring. Crabbe and Goyle, followed by Den, appeared behind Malfoy. (how they got there, I do not know)

'Hey, Granger!' Den said waving, like an idiot. Hermione pretended not to hear. Malfoy looked behind him and glared daggers at Den.

'This is no time for flirting!' he sneered. (obviously jealous)

'Oh, uh, sorry,' Den muttered.

'Shove off, Malfoy!' Harry said.

'Really, Potter. I was just checking to see if you were alright for the Quidditch match today,' Malfoy said sarcasticly, his eyes wondering from, Harry to Hermione's.

'Oh, really?' Harry said, not really believing him. (who wouldn't?)

'Well, I gotta be sure that you're there so, when I knock you off your broom, it'll give everyone a chance to see, the great Harry Potter, lose to the absolutly famous goodlooking pureblood in the world, the great Draco Malfoy! I can just see the look on your face Potter, soooo funny!' Malfoy sneered. Harry was burning with anger, rage, and all that kind'a stuff.

'No! Once Harry beats you Malfoy, we'll see who'd be laughing!' Hermione finally said. Malfoy glared at her, and smirked.

'Stay outta this, Mudblood!'

'At least Harry didn't buy his way into Quidditch!' Hermione shot back.

'You dirty little Mudblood! Don't you dare talk like that to me! ' Malfoy hissed, fists clenched.

'Just buzz off, Malfoy!' Ron yelled.

'And, don't call her a Mudblood!' Harry added.

'That's what she is!' Malfoy mumbled to Crabbe, Goyle and Den as they left.

'Stupid little git!' Ron said.

'Don't worry Ron, Malfoy's just being a prat! Anyway Harry, don't lose, okay. I just can't stand it if Slytherin win,' Hermione said.

'I've heard, Malfoy's dad got all his team members, Firebolts,' Ron said, 'You'd better be careful.'

'Don't worry, I'm gonna beat Malfoy on this one! I'm sure of it!' Harry stated as they headed towards the Gryffindor common room.

*

Draco's POV

Stupid Potter! Stupid Weasley! Stupid Hermione!......I-I mean Granger! No! I mean Mudblood! Yeah, Mudblood! I sighed. What was happening to me? Is it the pudding that Pansy got me? Did it have poison? Did Pansy drool in it? Yuk!

'Draco,' Den said.

'What?!' I snapped back.

'Uh, you didn't have to call Granger a Mudblood. S-She's innocent,' Den said, hesitating.

I snorted. I always new that Grudge had the hots for Hermione. I mean Granger! No! I-I mean Mudblood!!! I-I mean, it's not like I care, right....? No! Of course not! She's a mudblood! And I'm the richest pureblood around here! I don't need her!!!.....do I.....? Ugh! This is stupid!!!

'Something wrong, Draco?' Goyle asked.

It's amazing you noticed.

'Nah!' I said lamely.

'What's our next class?' Crabbe asked stupidly.

'Charms,' Den said quickly.

This was the thing or things I hated about Grudge, not only does he like Granger, he's taking all my lines! I'm supposed to say that! Not him! I don't even understand why he's always following me. Oh yeah, Mr Grudge works for the Minestry of Magic. I almost forgot!

'Don't you remember, you knuckle head?! Father said that you had to hang around Den to make sure he would fit in! Since father is good friends with Den's father!' my brain shouted at him. There's only one problem, ever since last year, he's been following me around, thinking I'm his friend or something! He's even Snape's second favorite, did you hear that? Second! Guess who's number one?

I walked into Professor Flitwick's class.(what kind'a name is Flitwick, eh?) I sat down bored to death! I wonder what Granger is doing now?

'Stop that! You're being an idiot again, Draco. Idiots are idiots. And that's not you!' my brain said. Whatever.

*

Ron's POV

'And so, the blah, blah, blah, goes into the, blah, blah, blah,' Professor Sprout said.

Here we go again.

'This is exactly what happened in Potions, remember? You go on, dreaming of I don't know what, and the next thing you know, you're getting detention! Don't be so stupid Ron! You don't want to fail Herbology! Ugh! I can't believe I have an idiot for a body! I'm warning you Ron, don't be stupid! You're making a fool outta me! A FOOL!' my brain chanted.

'Shut up!' I hissed through my teeth.

'Mr Weasley, prehaps you would like to give me the answer to page 304?' Professor Sprout said.

Uh, oh!

*

Hermione's POV

'I don't get it Ron, that's the second time you've dozed off in class! What's the matter with you?!' I asked.

'I need to get a new brain,' Ron muttered.

'What brain?' Harry asked.

'Never mind,' Ron said.

'Don't forget about the Quidditch match today, Harry,' Dean said.

'How could I forget?' Harry said, 'I'm gonna whoop Malfoy's @$$!'

'Harry! I expected that from Ron, but not from you!' I hissed.

'He's been with me, last summer Hermione,' Ron told me.

'Ugh! Boys! I'm going to go get dressed, k?' I said walking up towards my dormitory. I opened the door, no one was there. Good. I hated it when Lavender and Parvati go in my dormitory(so no one would hear them)and just spend their night talking about boys, boys, boys, and boys! I mean, they're not even allowed in the Perfect's dormitory! Stupid giggling freaks! Oops. (how they got the password, I do not know)

I got changed into a sleeveless, light purple T-shirt, a short white skirt and white boots, that Lavender and Parvati gave me.

'Well, at least I look like a girl,' I said.

I sighed. I was only trying to do the bet that I had with Parvati and Lavender. They said if I could dress like this for the Quidditch match they'd give me 50 galleons. Yeah, right. But I took the stupid bet anyway! They probably thought I didn't have enough girl matirial in me. Ugh! I hate making bets!

I walked out and saw Ron sitting down cheering for the match to start. I sat down beside him, though he didn't even notice I was there. Someone tapped my shoulder. I turned around. No! It couldn't be?!!!

'Hi!' Den's voice rang in my ear.

'Oh, uh....hi,' I muttered.

'You look nice, mind if I sit with you?' Den said.

He didn't even wait for an answer, he just pushed Ron out of the way and sat down beside me comfortably.

'HEY! WATCH IT, YOU ROTTEN, SLIMEY, SLYTHERIN, GIT!' Ron shouted. I forced a smile, my eye twitching like mad.

'I bet ya, Draco's gonna win! What do you think?' Den asked grinning at me shyly.

'Harry,' I just said. I didn't know why I said that. I kind'a want Draco - er, I mean Malfoy to win, too. I mean, Slytherin never won against Gryffindor, well not since Harry became Seeker. WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?!!!! Hello! This is Draco Malfoy! You know, the horrible slimey little git who's been tormenting you for the past five years! Are you crazy?!!!!

'Yeah!' my brain boomed in. Shut up! Please! This isn't the time! I watched as the Quidditch players arrived on the field.

'GO HARRY!' me and Ron yelled. (Den probably yelled for Draco)

*

Draco's POV

I looked around for Potter. Where could he be? Ah, there he is. Stupid as always. Now that I have a Firebolt, there's no way he can beat me now - Whoa! Who is that?! Omigosh! Omigosh! That's Hermione! I-I mean Granger! No! I mean Mudblood! Wow! She looks - Wow! She looks - Beautiful! I mean, pretty! I mean nice! I mean stupid! No! I mean ugly! What the hell is wrong with me?!!!

'Yeah, what is wrong with you, Draco? Whoa! That chick is hot!' my brain said. SHUT UP!!!! I can't believe my own brain is against me!!! THIS. IS. NOT. FAIR! Stupid Granger! I-I mean Mudblood! I watched, waiting for the game to begin, but Potter seems to be having trouble with his robes. Stupid.

I looked back at Hermoine. I mean Granger!!! She looked uncomfortable sitting beside Grudge. Wait a minute. What the hell is Grudge doing there?!!! He better not be touching my Hermione!!!....WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT?!!!

I watched as Granger crossed her legs. Wow, she has nice legs. AAAARGH! STOP IT, DRACO!

'Psssst! Draco! Grudge is trying to make a move on your girl! Get'em!!' my brain boomed. Where?! Where?!

'Over there! He's trying to put an arm around her!!! Stop him! Do something! If she's as hot on the outside, her brain must be wicked hot!!!' SHUT UP, WILL YOU?!!!

'No.'

Ugh! Ah, finally Potter's ready. I'm gonna whoop his sorry @$$!

'Good luck,' Can't you go on for two minutes without saying anything?

'No.' SHUT UP!!!!

*

All the players got on their brooms waiting for Madam Hooch to blow her whistle. 'Mount your brooms. One.....two.....three!' she yelled. All at once, all the brooms soared up into the sky.

'Whoa! And there they go! Wow, whatta game! Angelina has the Quaffle and she passes it to Katie, whooo! - Go Katie Bell! - Go Katie Bell! - Ooooh! Interupted by Montague! Montague of Slytherin! - And intersepted by Angelina! - And it's Gryffindor in possesion! - No! Slytherin in possesion!' Lee Jordan announced, 'And it's Warrington of Slytherin! Intersepted by Alicia Spinnet of Gryffindor!'

Alicia scored, which made it ten-zero. 'AND SHE SCORES! TEN-ZERO TO GRYFFINDOR! TAKE THAT YOU HORRIBLE CHEATING -

'Jordan!' Professor McGonagall yelled.

'Ok, ok! - And it's Montague of Slytherin in possesion! And, ooooh he scores! TEN-TEN! And it's Gryffindor in possesion - no, Slytherin - no! Gryffindor! And Angelina has the Quaffle! Go get'em! Oh! Watch out Angelina!'

Montague, one of the Slytherin Chasers had just smashed right into Angelina. Next moment, Fred Weasley chucked his Beater's club at Montague. The whistle blew.

'Penalty to Gryffindor for an unprovoked attack on their Chaser! Penalty to Slytherin for deliberate damage to their Chaser!' Madam Hooch yelled.

Angelina took the penalty and scored Gryffindor another ten points. 'YES! AND SHE SCORES! TWENTY-TEN TO GRYFFINDOR!!!' Lee Jordan announced, 'And Montague, takes Slytherin penalty - And oh! - I don't believe it!!! SAVED BY, BEN SURGE OUR NEW GRYFFINDOR CAPTAIN AND KEEPER!!! - What a show! - HAHA! - And it's Slytherin in possesion - No! Gryffindor!'

Meanwhile, Harry and Draco were both looking wildly around for the snitch.

'I can't get it until Gryffindor/Slytherin have at least fifty points,' both of them thought.

'AND SHE SCORES! KATIE BELL OF GRYFFINDOR SCORES! WHOOOOO! - THIRTY-TEN! - TAKE THAT YOU ROTTEN SLIMY SLYTHERIN GI-

'Jordan!' Professor McGonagall shouted.

'Just kidding Professor, just kidding....'

'And it's Gryfindor back in possesion!' Jordan yelled.

'OUCH!'

Warrington of Slytherin, smashed right into Alicia, knocking her of her broom. Warrington sniggered. 'Ooops, sorry,' he said. Slytherin now, were very desprate on winning and began doing very brutal tactics.

Chaze Turge of Slytherin began knocking all the Gryffindor Chasers down in order to get the Quaffle. In the next two mintues, Slytherin scored thirty more points.

'I've never seen such foul tactics!' Jordan yelled, outraged, 'It is now THIRTY-FOURTY to Slytherin! Poke him in the eye Angelina!'

'Jordan! This is the last straw!' Professor McGonagall yelled trying to get the microphone away from Jordan.

'Sorry, sorry! - And it's Gryffindor in possesion! - AAAAND SHE SCORES!!! FOURTY-FOURTY! WHOOOO! This is turning into some kind'a game, eh?!' Jordan yelled. Turge managed to score ten more points for Slytherin. In other words, Gryffindor was losing.

'FOURTY-FIFTY to Slytherin! - Come on Gryffindor!' Jordan yelled. Harry looked wildly around for the snitch. He had to make sure that Malfoy didn't see it or else Slytherin would win.

Alicia who had the Quaffle was being surrounded by the Slytherin Chasers, and couldn't get pass. Blinded by rage, Harry swooped down towards the Slytherin Chasers. Thinking that the Seeker had gone mad, all of them scattered off, which made Alicia's way cleared.

As Alicia went down to score, Harry went back up, he was out of breath. He looked wildly around for Malfoy. 'Where is he?' he thought to himself. Just then he looked over and saw that Malfoy was diving towards a tiny golden speck, with a look of triumph on his face. The snitch!

Without thinking, Harry swooped down. Ron was right, Malfoy's father did get him a Firebolt, since he was going at top speed, but wasn't catching up to Malfoy. Harry heard the whistle blow. They had lost, Malfoy had gotten the snitch.

'AND MALFOY HAS GOT THE SNITCH! THIS GAME IS OVER, FOLKS, Slytherin win,' Jordan announced looking very glum. Malfoy was holding the snitch in the air, looking smug. All the Slytherins were screaming with joy. Malfoy looked at Harry and hissed the words 'lossser!'

Professor Snape was beside of himself, he was clapping so hard that his hands looked like they had been in the oven for the past three decades.

*

'WHAT?!!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! THE SNITCH WAS RIGHT THERE! HOW COME HARRY DIDN'T SEE IT?!!!' Ron bellowed.

'Ha! I new Draco would win!' Den said, 'He's been practising, you see.'

'Harry probably just didn't see the snitch at first, that's all!' Ron yelled, outraged.

'Come off it, Weasley!' Den said.

'I don't believe it! It's the only time Gryffindor lost to Slytherin!' Hermione said.

'Come on, we'd better go see if Harry's alright,' Ron said. As they ran down to the field, they could see all the Gryffindor Quidditch players with their heads down as they headed for the common room.

'I can't believe I lost,' Harry said.

'It's okay, Harry. Hey! It was you first time losing!' Ron said.

'That doesn't help, Ron!' Hermione snapped.

'No, it's okay. Now, at least I know better. Never, ever, interup a game, just keep searching for the snitch,' Harry said.

'This is pretty bad, isn't it? I mean, it's Ben's first time playing, and he's supposed to be your captain. Guess he feels really bad, eh?' Ron said.

Harry slowly nodded his head, 'We think he's trying to drown himself,' he said.

'Drown himself eh? Well, he might as well die then lose his very first Quidditch match. How embarassing is that?' a voice sneered behind them.

'Go away, Malfoy!' Hermione said at once. Draco Malfoy, flanked by his cronies, (Crabbe, Golye and Den) were back again.

'Yeah! Just go away, Malfoy!' Ron shouted.

Malfoy turned to him, 'What's the matter Weasley? Can't stand losing? It actually should be Potter that's pulling a hissy fit, not you. What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?' he sneered, 'I can't blame you, having such a poor Gryffindor Captain and Seeker, it's just so embarassing! You should have seen the look on your face Potter. You looked like you were having three multiple heart attacks!'

'Just get lost, Malfoy! I don't need it right now! Go bug me some other time!' Harry spat.

'Come on, Harry, let's go back to the common room,' Hermione said.

'Well, well, well, finally we reach Mudblood Granger. So how does it feel having your house defeated by the great, ever so smart, and don't forget famous and goodlooking, Draco Malfoy?' Malfoy asked.

'You're no where near great and goodlooking, Malfoy!' Hermione snapped, 'Just go away! And, there's no such word as defeated!' she added.

But Malfoy, I guess either didn't hear her, or he was day dreaming. 'I see you're finally dressed like a girl, Granger. Not like it helps, you're still the same mudblood I knew six years ago. A bookworm and a chipmunk!' Malfoy said. Crabbe and Goyl sniggered stupidly.

Suddenly, Ron took out his wand and pointed it straight towards Malfoy.

'That's it, Malfoy! I've had it with your attitude! You better just shut your mouth or else-

'Or else what, Weasley? What're you going to do, eh? You going to fight us? I

doubt that three brainless Gryffindor freaks, can beat us!' Malfoy said.

'Well, Malfoy! You and your cronies are so dumb, you probably wouldn't even last thirty seconds, in a wizards duel! Crabbe and Goyle are just sooooo stupid, they wouldn't even last three seconds! Den would probably last about a minute and you would probably last for at least two minutes, considering all of you have parts of your brains missing! NOW GO AWAY AND LEAVE US ALONE!!!' Hermione yelled all in one breath. Everyone stared at her. Never had they heard Hermione says things like that, not even to Malfoy!

'What did you say, Granger?!' Malfoy asked.

'Hermione!' Harry and Ron said in unison, obviously shocked.

'You heard what I said! Now just go away! Leave Harry alone, filthy little b*stard!!!' Hermione shouted.

'I have a father.'

'Yeah! You do! And it makes even more sense considering you two are both crazy son of bitches!' Hermoine yelled.

Malfoy or Draco was uterly shocked, 'Mudblood! You can't talk that way about my mother! Or my grandmother! For heaven's sakes! The woman died before I was even born!....Unless you mean my other grandmother!.....No, wait, he said glancing up, 'she's dead too.'

'Leave us alone or-or I'm telling Professor McGonagall!' Hermione hissed.

'Tell you what, I'll make a bet with you. I'll bet that I can beat Potter in our next Quidditch match. If Potter wins and I lose, which I totally doubt, I will never bother you, Potty and Weasel, again,' Malfoy said.

'And if you win?'

'Then, you'll have to go on a date with me, fair enough?' Malfoy said smirking. He held out his hand to her.

'You've got yourself a deal, Malfoy!' Hermione exclaimed taking his hand.

'It's Draco, Granger,' Malfoy said giving her a shy smile.

'Whatever, Draco, and it's Hermione.'

Draco smirked and walked away saying, 'I'm going on a date with Granger!'

'Don't count on it!' Hermione said.

'Hermoine! What did you do that for?!' Ron asked.

'Yeah, Mione, I mean, what if I lose,' Harry said.

'You are not going to lose, because if you do, I will kill you!' Hermione said.

*

Harry's POV

This is bad! This is so bad! Hermione's gonna kill me, if I don't win against Malfoy on our next match. This is bad! Why did she make that bet anyway?! Ugh! I need relief!

'Why did Hermione throw a hissy fit today at the field?' Ron asked.

'Don't know. Maybe she just, you know, went out of wack,' I said.

'Yeah, I guess. Hey, what would happen if you 'accidently' lose and let Malfoy win? We could spy on them on their little date and take pictures. Then tomorrow we'll hang them all around he hall!' Ron exclaimed.

'Are you kidding?! Hermione'll kill me!......On second thought......'

*

Hermione's POV

Good thing I'm in Hogsmeade. It's just the thing I need to get my mind off things. Stupid little arrogant git! I hate him! I hate him! Why'd I have to go make that bet?! I hate bets! I'm so stupid! Ugh! I mean, it's not like Harry's gonna lose....right? Draco has been training. There's a chance that Harry could lose again. Then I'll have to go on a date with Malfoy, I mean Draco! Ugh! I hate my life!

'So, I heard you're going on a date with Malfoy,' Ginny said.

I spat out my butterbeer, 'What?! What are you talking about?!' I hissed.

'Don't tell me you don't know?'

'No. I don't know.'

'Alright, Malfoy's been telling the Slytherins that you agreed to go on a date with him. And the Slytherins went, and spread the word!' Ginny said.

My mouth fell open, 'What?! I did not agree to go on a date with Draco!' I hissed.

'Ooooh! So now it's Draco, huh?'

'Shut up!'

'I didn't know you had the hots for Malfoy.'

'I don't! Now shut up!'

Suddenly Ginny got up and yelled at the top of her lungs, 'HERMIONE GRANGER IS MADLY IN LOVE WITH DRACO MALFOY!!!!'

Everyone in the Three Broomsticks was silent. Then everyone started laughing. Hard. Draco who was walking near by, stopped and listened to Ginny's comment.

'So, I didn't know you were madly in love with me, Gran-Hermoine,' Draco said smirking as he went up to her.

'Go, away, Malfoy,' I said.

'Malfoy? I thought you were gonna call me Draco,' Draco said smirking.

Suddenly Ginny said, 'I'll be going now. I need to go somewhere, buh bye!' She winked at Hermoine and walked out.

My mouth hung open. Ginny, Ginny my bestfriend betrayed me! How could she?! I am not dating Draco!

'Go away!'

'I thought you had the hots for me.'

'Kiss my @$$!'

'Love to!'

'GO AWAY!' I yelled running out.

I hate him! He's ruined my life! How could he?! I'm outta here! I can't take it anymore! I'll just break the bet with Malfoy! It's over!

'Draco, you mean,' my brain hooted.

No! I said Malfoy! The bet is sooooo off! I need to get outta here. I'm gonna burst. I kept running, I didn't know where I was going. The tears in my eyes weren't helping at all. I collapsed on the ground. Everyone started screaming. Then, everything went black.

*

'Is she gonna be okay, Professor?' Ron asked.

'Yes Weasley, I just don't know what happened. It was a good thing that Mister Malfoy was there in time. She has a very high fever,' Professor McGonagall said.

'What was Malfoy doing with her?' Harry asked, spitting out the name, 'Malfoy.'

'I do not know but, Mister Malfoy has told me that they were um, *cough* hanging out together. I supposed you two already know about the rumor that's going around?' Professor McGonagall said.

'Yes.'

'It's not true, just to tell you er, Professor,' Ron said quickly.

'Of course not. I know that my best student will never, ever go out with a Slytherin,' McGonagall said perfectly calm.

Harry looked nervously at Ron.

'Can we stay with her until she wakes up, Professor?' Harry asked.

'Of course Potter, just don't make to much noise. Poppy wouldn't like that,' McGonagall said as she walked out of the hospital wing.

'So, is the plan still on?' Ron asked.

'Er, I don't know, Ron. I mean, if I lose on perpose, the whole Gryffindor house will hate me! Espesially Hermione! She doesn't deserve that!' Harry exclaimed.

'Shush! Be more quiet! We don't want to tell Hermione,' Ron said.

'Tell me what?'

Harry turned around. Hermione was laying on the bed, her eyes half open.

'Hermione! You're awake!' Ron said.

'Yeah,....tell me what?' Hermione asked again.

'Uh, er - nothing,' Harry said.

'Okay....what happened?' Hermione asked.

'You collapsed in Hogsmeade and Malfoy found you,' Ron said.

'Oh.'

'What were you doing with Malfoy?' Harry asked, suspisious.

'What? Oh! Um, I well, we were, um......' Hermione said.

'You were what?' Harry and Ron asked in unison.

Hermione turned pink, 'I - we were, er -

'Hermione?'

Ron and Harry turned around. Draco stood there staring blankly at them.

'What are you doing here?' Draco asked.

'I should ask you the same thing!' Harry said.

'Fine. I came to see if Gran-Hermione was okay,' Draco drawled. Hermione's cheeks turned red.

'Well, she's fine, so you can leave!' Ron spat.

'Fine, whatever,' Draco drawled and headed towards the door.

'Wait!' Draco turned around.

'What?' he asked.

'Thank you,' Hermione said trying to hide her red face.

Draco smirked, 'You're welcome, Hermione, you're welcome,' he turned towards the door, 'You still on, with our bet?'

'You bet!' Hermione said and giggled.

'Good, when I win, could you please wear a dress on our date? I'd really appriciate it,' Draco said smirking.

'Who says I'm gonna lose?!' Hermione exclaimed. Harry and Ron looked nervously at eachother.

'Whatever, I just have a feeling that Potty's going to lose. Cya,' Draco said, and walked out.

'You had better not lose, Harry, or else I'll gonna kick your butt!' Hermione hissed.

'Yeah, um okay, Hermione,' Harry said, 'Ron, can I see you for a minute?'

They went outside the hospital wing. Imidiatley, Harry started to scream at Ron's face.

'Ron! I can't lose! Hermione will beat the living sh*t outta me!!! Are you crazy?!!! I CAN'T LOSE!!!' Harry said.

'Calm down, Harry. She won't know. Come on! What she doesn't know can't hurt her!' Ron said.

'Yeah, but when she finds out, she'll hurt me! For crying out loud! Hermione can even be more scary then Voldemort!' Harry exclaimed.

'Come on! Wouldn't it be nice to humiliate Hermione in front of the whole school?' Ron asked.

'No Ron, she'll be really mad at us,' Harry said.

'Yeah, but we'll get back at her for telling McGonagall about your Firebolt in third year, remember?' Ron said.

'Okay! But only because I love my Firebolt! And we have to make it look like it's real,' Harry said.

*

Over the past few days Hermione was in the hospital wing. It was late November when she returned. Unluckly for her, her first class was Double Potions, and she was five minutes late.

'I'm so sorry I'm late Professor, but I-

'Detention, Miss Granger,' Snape snapped.

'You can't do that!' Harry was out of his chair, standing up, 'She just came back from the hospital wing!' he said.

'Sit down, Potter!' Snape snapped, 'and five points from Gryffindor!'

All the Gryffindors groaned as if in pain. Hermione took her seat and was ready to listen. I guess being in the hospital wing for the past couple of weeks with a high fever, was pretty boring for her. She had been complaining that Madam Pomfrey wouldn't let her do her homework.

'I am sure all of you know of the rumor that has been going around,' Snape said glaring at everyone, his gazed meeting Harry's. Everyone giggled as Snape continued. 'It is not true, of course,' he said eyeing his favorite student, 'isn't that right, Draco?'

'Of course not, I would never date that Mudblood!' Draco said acting horrified pointing at Hermione. He glanced at her and stuck his tongue out. Hermione glared at him. Harry and Ron looked at Mal-Draco and gave him evil grins. Draco raised an eyebrow.

'There you go! I don't want anyone talking about it anymore, is that clear?' Snape said. Everyone remained quiet. 'IS THAT CLEAR?!' he snapped.

'Crystal clear!' the class replied.

'Good, now open your books to pages 674 to 675,' Snape said.

*

Harry's POV

After classes Ron and I headed towards the Gryffindor common room to discuse about operation, 'Spy on Malfoy and Hermione's date!'

'What kind'a dumb operation name is that, dimwit?!' my brain mocked. Don't

blame me! Ron was the one that came up with it!

'Yeah, right. Only someone as dumb and as stupid as you are can come up with something as stupid as that!' Shut up will you!

'Alright I have an idea, tonight we'll sneak out and practise how we can make it look like you're going to lose to Malfoy, okay? Then we'll keep practising every night until we get it perfect!' Ron said.

'I don't know about the sneaking out part, Ron,' I said uncomfortably.

'What are you? Hermione?' Ron joked.

'No, but I just don't think that sneaking out at night is a good way to practise,' Harry said.

'So, Potter and Weasel are going to sneak out at night are they? To do what?' a drawling voice said behind us. Ron groaned. Malfoy. I hope he didn't hear about the part when we talked about pretending to lose at the Quidditch match. That would just be bad.

'What do you want, Malfoy?' Ron said, glaring.

'Just happened to listen to half of your conversasion,' Draco said. He said half of our conversasion, does he know, or does he not know?

'How should I know?! I'm only your brain!' Shut up! This isn't the time! Annoy me when Malfoy isn't here!

'Go away, Malfoy!' I said looking at Ron, who seemed to have gotten a bit pale.

'Going to sneak out at night, are you. I'm sure Professer Snape would like to hear all about it,' Draco sneered. Right on queue, Snape came by.

'Oh, here he is right now,' Draco said.

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What will happen? Will Harry and Ron succeed in humuliating Hermione? Will Draco tell on them? Find out in the next chapter!

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