Harry Potter
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Harry Potter -
Age - 15
Hair - Black
Eyes - Green
Hogwarts - Gryffindor - fifth year
Quidditch place - Gryffindor Seeker
Description - Harry Potter was the one who had defeat Voldemort and brought peace to everyone. His rival is Draco Malfoy who's father was follower of Voldemort.
Ron Weasley -
Age - 15
Hair - Red
Eyes - Blue
Hogwarts - Gryffindor - fifth year
Quidditch place - none
Description - Ron is Harry's best friend and always sticks by his side. (except in the fourth book)
Hermione Granger -
Age - 15
Hair - Brown
Eyes - Brown
Hogwarts - Gryffindor - fifth year
Quidditch place - doesn't play Quidditch
Description - Hermione is the brains of the three she usually corrects Ron and Harry's vocabulary and is afraid of get expelled. She is a Perfect, but can also be quite aggresive. (yeah in the third book she slaps Malfoy, hehehe, though she likes him. In my story he does! I'm a D/Hr fan!)
Draco Malfoy -
Age - 15
Hair - Blond
Eyes - Greyish blue
Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year
Quidditch place - Slytherin Seeker
Description - Draco is a rich snobbish guy who likes to bother Harry, Ron and Hermoine. He is Professor Snape's favorite considering he thinks evil and according to Harry and Ron, he is evil! (in my story he likes Hermione! He does now! It makes it a lot more interesting, cause they're both Perfects)
Vincent Crabbe -
Age - 15
Hair - Brown
Eyes - N/A
Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year
Quidditch place - none
Description - Crabbe is one of Draco's friends(*cough,* bodyguard, *cough*)
Gregory Goyle -
Age - 15
Hair - Brown
Eyes - do I really have to repeat myself?!
Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year
Quidditch place - none
Description - Same thing as Crabbe, though, I think Goyle is a bit more uglier and stupider then Crabbe is, hehehe.
Den Grudge - (he's a new character, ok?!)
Age - 15
Hair - Brown
Eyes - Green
Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year
Quidditch place - none
Description - Den usaully hangs around Draco, Crabbe and Goyle. Though sometimes he can get quite annoying, he also has a crush on Hermione and it really gets on Malfoy's nerves (hey! I thought it'd be interesting too!)
Pansy Parkinson -
Age - 15
Hair - Black
Eyes - Brown (I'm guessing!)
Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year
Quidditch place - none
Description - Stupid, ugly annoying.....that's Pansy! She's a mager git! Draco is practically scared of her, since she follows him everywhere!
Ginny Weasley -
Age - 14
Hair - Red
Eyes - Brown
Hogwarts - Gryffindor - fourth year
Quidditch place - I don't even think she likes Quidditch
Description - Ginny is Ron's little sister who has a crush on Harry. She hangs out with Hermione a lot and like all the other Weasleys she has red hair.
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The Bet
by: hermione_angel
Summary: All I have to say is that this is mostly about Draco/Hermione. I absolutly love this pair! This is about Draco and Hermione making a bet and all that kind'a stuff.....well I don't want to tell u what else happens! Read the story!
If anyone has questions or something just e-mail me at hermiones_star_angel@hotmail.com. I was very high on oranges when I wrote this. Don't blame me. Other people get high on chocolate, but not me! I get high on chocolate! I was so high I ripped my stuffed animal's tail off! Oh well! Enjoy!!!!
Chapter Four - The Polyjuice Potion
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Previously on Harry Potter:
'Can I have this dance?'
Hermione looked up, Draco was offering his hand to her. Blushing, she put her hand in his and he led her to the dance floor. A slow song was being played.
'Where's Grudge?' Draco asked.
'I dunno,' Hermione said laying her head in his shoulder. Draco took a sniff of Hermione's hair.
'Man, she smells good,' Draco thought.
Hermione lifted her head up, 'Did you just smell my hair?' she asked.
'No!' Draco said quickly. Hermione gave him a shy smile and layed her head back on him shoulder.
'Is it working?' Ron asked as he danced with Lavender near Harry.
'Yeah,' Harry said.
'What'd you say?' Ginny asked.
'No! Er - I mean nothing,' Harry said.
'Okay.'
Ron shrugged at Harry. Suddenly the door bust open and a very crazed looking Den came thundering in.
'Uh oh,' Harry, Ron, Fred and George said at once.
Den took one look at Draco and Hermione and grabbed his wand from his pocket.
Proffesor McGonagal came running up to him.
'Mister Grudge! Put that wand down at once!' she yelled, but it was too late, Den had already done a spell.
'Expelliarmus!' he cried and pointed his wand at Draco.
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There was a sudden flash of light and Draco was blasted off his feet and crashed into a wall. Many people screamed. (it was mostly the girls, including Hermione)
'Draco!' Hermione screamed.
Den, who was being restrained by Snape, was laughing like an maniac.
'Hahahahaha!' Den laughed. Snape then wacked him over the head with 'the bat.'
'Will someone please take Mister Malfoy to the hospital wing?' Snape barked at the students.
Suddenly Fred and George appeared behind Ron and Harry. They gave Harry and Ron the Silly String.
'What's this for?' Harry asked.
'Come on we spray Hermione now!' Fred said.
'On the count of three. One ... two ... three!' George yelled. Ron, who had already started on 'two,' was spraying Hermione and laughing like crazy.
'Ahhhhh! AHHHHHH!' Hermione screamed as Fred and George joined in. Harry just stood there, Snape was giving him the stare of evil. It was almost like he was waiting for Harry to strike. Then he'd bark his orders and Harry'd get detention for months!
'AHHHHHH!' Hermione continued to scream as her beautiful gown got covered with all sorts of different colours.
'WEASLEY!' barked Snape. (by that he ment all of them)
Fred, George and Ron stopped in their tracks and looked back at Snape, who's eyes were almost glowing red. Of course he's mad, Draco is his favourite, not Hermione though, he doesn't really care for her.
Suddenly Dumbledore came and said, 'Weasleys, please follow me, and you too Mister Grudge.'
'Prehaps Potter should come too, Headmaster,' Snape said.
Harry's jaw dropped open.
'Bu - but I didn't do anything!' he exclaimed.
'Well, it's obvious that you were part of this little ... scheme!' Snape snapped.
'Bu - but - '
'Yes, I do believe you have to come too, Harry,' Dumbledore said.
Harry hung his head.
'My office is the nearest, Headmaster,' Snape said.
'Yes, that will do fine, Severus,' Dumbledore said. Harry, Ron, Fred, George and Den (well, Snape carried Den) followed Dumbledore, Snape and McGonagal into Snape's office. *dun, dun, dun, DUN!*
Oh boy are they in for it ...
*
Harry's POV
(Snape's Office)
'Well?! What do you have to say for yourselves?!' Snape barked at Fred, George, Ron and me.
'Bu - ' I started to say, but Snape interrupted.
'Come on, Potter. I know you were part of this! Come on, CONFESS!' he yelled.
'Now, now, Severus. There's no need to yell at the boy. As far as I know, Harry wasn't spraying Miss Granger with Silly String, now was he?' Dumbledore said calmly.
Thank you, Professor Dumbledore!
'It is obvioius, Headmaster. Potter was the only one that wasn't spraying Granger. He wanted the Weasleys to get all the blame, but I saw him. He had the Silly String in his hands. He might even be the head leader of this little scheme, ' Snape said. Sneering, he turned to Harry, 'Thought it'd make you look better, did you? Thought you could get away with all of this? You might have even payed Grudge to hex Malfoy!'
I shrunk back. Why's he always so mean to me?! *sniff*
'I - I didn - '
'CONFESS!' Snape yelled.
'Severus! Harry says he wasn't part of it and I believe him!' Dumbledore said.
'Yes, Headmaster,' Snape sneered. Meany!
'Prehaps, Harry should leave,' McGonagal said suddenly, 'since he is not a part of this.'
'What do you have to say about this?' Snape snapped at the Weasleys.
'It was Harry's fault!' Fred said.
'Yeah, it was Harry!' George said.
'Yeah, Harry all the way!' Ron said. WHAT?!! HOW DARE THEY?! THE BASTARDS!!!
'WHAT?!' I yelled.
'Harry, please go back to your common room,' Dumbledore said, 'I will have a chat with the Weasleys. Don't worry, they'll be back in one piece.'
'Uh - okay,' I said and left the room in a hurry. That was close! Oh, I hope Hermione's alright. After all of this, she'll probably kill me!
*
Hermione's POV
Oh hello everyone. I just got changed ... AFTER THE TOTALY EMBARRASSING MOMENT BACK AT THE BALL!!!
Omigosh! Draco! Damn! I hope Madam Pomfrey'll let me visit him. It's getting late! I'll kill Harry, Ron, Fred and George later.
I ran out of my dormitory and headed towards the hospital wing.
'No visitors, it's late. Go on! Shoo!' Madam Pomfrey said.
'You don't understand! I'm his, uh - girlfriend and I uh, want to see if he's alright!' I blurted out.
'Nice one, Hermione. Real nice,' my brain said lazily. Shut up!
'Well he's doing just fine. ... I guess you can come in. But only for ten minutes! No more!' Madam Pomfrey said.
I ran up to the bed, where Draco's laying. He was reading a book, and he put it down when I came in.
'Hi, Draco. How're feeling?' I asked.
'Fine. I suppose Dumbledore's already wrote to my father,' Draco smirked, 'he'll probably see to it that Grudge's father gets sacked. Stupid git.'
'Uh, Draco ...?'
'Yeah?'
'I don't know why you had to go to the hospital wing. The spell Den used was only a Dissarming Charm. I'm surprised you got nocked unconcious,' I said.
'I wasn't unconcious, I was only pretending. You know, to get in Grudge, Potter and Weasley - '
'Which ones?' I asked.
'All of them - I was only doing that so they could get in trouble,' Draco drawled.
'Oh.'
'Sheesh! I thought you were suppose to be smart?'
'Shut up!' I said, 'Well, I guess I'll go now, since you're feeling better and stuff. Cya tomorrow,' I said.
'Wait!' I turned around.
'What?'
Draco lowered his voice to barely a whisper, so Madam Pomfrey couldn't hear from the other room, 'We'll finish the Polyjuice Potion tomorrow. I want to get back at Potter and Weasley! (Hermione stared) ... All of them!'
'Okay,' I giggled. Suddenly Madam Pomfrey came back from the 'other room,' and began to yell at me. Draco took out a thermomiter from where it was laying, (inside of a lampshade) and put it in his mouth and began to moan as if in pain.
'Out!' Madam Pomfrey shrieked.
What's the woman's problem?!
'Okay, okay, I'll go, I'll go,' I said. I gave Draco a wave and he responded with a low moan.
As I was about to close the door, I heard Madam Pomfrey shriek, 'Omigosh! 160 degrees?!! You must be very sick! This is the first person that has ever been this sick! 160 degrees! I'm amazed that you're even alive!'
And then Draco said, 'Oww! My aching mouth! It's burning! HELP!'
I laughed as I walked back to my common room. Harry and Ron are gonna get the beating of a life time tomorrow! Oh boy are they in for it!
*
(Next Morning)
'So it was all my fault?!' Harry screamed at Ron's face.
'Well, yeah. You went along with it too, remember,' Ron said. Harry's eye started twitching like mad.
'Well thanks to you, Hermione'll tear us appart! In to little pieces!' he yelled.
'Come on! How mad can Hermione get?' Ron asked.
'REALLY MAD! SHE'S GONNA KILL US!' Harry yelled.
'Take it easy, Harry. We still have the pictures, remember? She wont kill us yet,' Ron said.
'Yet?!' Harry said.
'Oh hello, guys!'
Harry turned around. Hermione came runnning up to them.
'Ron! It's Hermione! Ron! Ron?' Harry asked.
Ron was running to the Great Hall screaming, 'WE'RE DOOMED! WE'RE DOOMED! AHHHHHH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!'
'Hey! Don't leave me with this monste - er, I mean this outstandingly beautiful girl,' Harry said as Hermione came up to him.
'Where's Ron?' Hermione asked, forcing a smile. It looked very painful and Harry felt the haris on his neck stand up a little.
'I dunno. He was here a minute ago,' Harry said giving Hermione the same type of smile that she had on her face seconds ago.
'Okay. I'll see you then,' Hermione said walking to the Great Hall.
'She seems way to happy about this. I gotta warn Ron! She's up to something!' Harry said to himself.
*
'Okay. You can go now. You're feeling much better, and I suppose that you don't want to miss Potions, now would you?' Madam Pomfrey asked.
'No, of course not,' Draco said smirking. 'Cya!'
Draco ran out of the hospital wing. He was late for Potions already, though Snape wouldn't care, because ...? Oh come on, everyone say it! DRACO'S HIS FAVOURITE! And he's proud of it!
'Sorry I'm late, Professor Snape,' Draco said as he took his seat.
'No, that's okay,' Snape said.
'Snape wouldn't say that if we came in late,' Ron whispered angrily at Harry.
'Yeah,' Harry whispered back.
'Talking in class are we?' Snape sneered, looming over Harry and Ron. 'I thought you learned your lesson last night, Potter, Weasley.'
'Yes, sir!' Ron said sarcastically. Snape gave him, the stare of evil.
'What about you Pot - '
Snape stopped right in the middle of his sentence, when something exploded. Everyone screamed.
Snape came up to Neville and stared down at him with his hooked nose. It was creepy.
Turns out Neville's cauldren had somehow exploded, and he was now looking very scared indeed as Snape stared down at him, glaring like a python gone extremely wrong.
Everyone remained quiet. Draco tapped Hermione on the shoulder.
'What?' she whispered.
'Come on! Let's go into Snape's office,' Draco whispered back.
'You did that?!' Hermione hissed angrily at him.
'Shut up! Lets go!' Hermione shut her mouth and followed Draco into Snape's office.
'Alright, what do we need? Be quick, come on!' Draco said.
'We need this! And this! And this! Oh, this too! Oh and this! This one! And this one! And this!' Draco looked confusingly at Hermione who was grabbing almost everything from the shelf.
'Oh! And that one! And this one! And this one! - Urgh! I can't reach that one! - Here Draco, help me up!' Hermione squeeked.
'What?' Draco asked.
'Give me a boost!' Hermione said.
'Oh - yeah,' Draco said. He took Hermione by the hips and lifted her up.
'Urgh! I still can't reach! - Get that stool!' Hermione said, pointing. Draco put Hermione down and got the stool. He stood on it and grabbed Hermione by the waist again and lifted her up.
'Man, you're strong,' Hermione giggled.
'Yeah, well ... I'm not that strong! Just grab the damn thing! You're heavy!' Draco complained.
'What?! Do you mean to say, I'm fat?!' Hermione said sharply, waving her arms out.
'Hermione! Stop! We're gonna fall! - AHHHHH!' Draco yelped as he toppled over.
'Draco!' Hermione shrieked and grabbed on to the shelf, which of course fell down with them and made a very loud crashing noise.
'YOU IDIOT BOY! YOU ARE SO STUPID! CAN'T ANYTHING GET THROUGH THAT THICK HEADED HEAD OF YOURS, LONGBOTTOM?!!! YOU ARE A COMPLETE MORON!' Snape yelled at Neville who was cowering under his desk.
'Bu - but it wasn't my fault! I didn't - '
'YOU DIDN'T WHAT?! - THINK CLEARLY?!! MARK MY WORDS BOY, THE HEADMASTER SHALL HEAR ABOUT THIS!! YOU HAVE DEMOLISHED THIRTY GOD DAMNED CAULDRENS THIS YEAR ALREADY!! ARE YOU THAT OF AN IDIOT?!! PREHAPS I SHOULD SEND A LETTER TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER?!!!!' The Gryffindors watched, horrifed. The Slytherins however, were laughing their heads off. Everyone knew
that Neville's second greatest fear in the whole entire world, was his grandmother, (Snape is number 1!) and if Snape sent a letter to her saying Neville destroyed thirty
cauldrens this year. She'll probably be yelling harder and longer then Snape is right now.
'I SHALL SEE TO IT THAT YOU ARE EXPELLED AND - '
CRASH!
Everyone's heads shot up, Snape stopped yelling at Neville and turned his head to the right, Neville came up from under his desk and pulled up his pants, which somehow got really wet. (wonder how that happened, hehehe ^_^)
Everyone's direct attention was now on the door of Snape's office, then ...
'IT'S AN ALIEN!' someone yelled.
' ... AHHHHHHH!! WE'RE DOOMED! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!'
'Ugh! Hermione! Get off me!' Draco said.
'Blimely! - Look at this mess!' Hermione said getting up.
'Holy shit! We gotta get out of here!' Draco said, panicing.
Suddenly they heard Snape yell, 'SILENCE! IT IS NOT AN ALIEN!'
'Shit! He's coming! Shit, shit, shit, shit, SHIT!' Draco yelped.
'Shut up! Drink this!' Hermione said, and shoved a bottle into Draco's hands.
'What that hell is this?! Shit?!' Draco asked.
'Just drink it!' Hermione said sharply. They both gulped down the very disgusting, very deranged, and don't forget slimey, potion.
'WHO'S IN MY OFFICE?!' came Snape's very loud, dangerous voice.
'Shit! He's gonna catch us!' Draco said. Someone elbowed him in the ribs, he looked up and saw nothing.
'Alright, who's there?! Come out right now or I'll bitch slap you back to Africa!' Draco taking out his invisible wand. His invisible WAND?!
'What the f*ck?!'
'Draco!' Draco looked wildly around for the voice.
'It's me, you prat! I gave you an invisible potion!' Hermione's voice snapped.
'Oh!' Draco said.
'Shut up! Here comes Snape!' Hermione squealed.
Seconds later, the door swung open and Snape came thrundering in. He stopped as he saw the disaster. The self had fallen to the floor, papers were laying all over the floor and bottles of potions were scattered everywhere.
'WHO THE HELL HAS BEEN IN MY OFFICE?!' Snape yelled angrily.
Draco and Hermione kept very still.
Snape looked around, glaring at everything.
'I know somebody's in here!' he said menisingly. He looked around. Nothing.
'Damn,' he swore. After a few more minutes of looking around he finally went back outside to calm the class down.
Draco and Hermione gave a sigh of relief. Hermione, though invisible were picking up the indgrediants she needed for the potion.
'Come on! Before the potion wears off!' Draco hissed at her.
'Okay, let's go!' Hermione said. She and Draco walked back into the classroom and sat down on their seats waiting for the potion to wear off. Luckily nobody noticed that they were gone.
*
Draco's POV
No more classes today. I'm tired. Where's Hermione? She's suppose to meet me here. Hey everyone, try and guess where I am. I'll give you a clue. I'm somewhere I shouldn't be.
'Hey! This is the girl's bathroom. You're not a girl!'
'Er - '
'Oh it's you! I know you. You're Lucius Malfoy, aren't you?' Moaning Myrtle said.
'Huh? - Oh no! I'm not my father!' I said, shocked. Man, do we look that much alike? Well really, if you look through our family photo album, all the Malfoys look alike. Well, the men, that is.
'Lucius Malfoy has a son?' Moaning Myrtle asked.
'Yeah,' I drawled.
'Prove it!' she said. What's her problem?
'Shut up! Whore!' I sneered.
'Oooh! You're good,' Myrtle said. Huh? What the?
'Shut up! B*tch!' I yelled angrily at her. Where the hell is Hermione?!
'Oooh! You're very, very, good!' Myrtle exclaimed.
'Urgh! Will you shut the f*ck up?! You're so annoying! Now tell me, where the hell is Granger?!' I yelled at floating ghost.
'Okay! I believe you, sheesh! - Man, You're definatly a Malfoy!' Mrytle said and jumped into her toilet.
This is it! If Hermione doesn't come in ten seconds, I'm leav - '
'Sorry I'm late!' Hermione ha burst through the door.
'You're late,' I smirked at her.
'How'd you get along with Myrtle?' Hermione asked setting her things down.
'Good. Though I enjoy your company better,' I said. Blimely! I'm flirting with Hermione Granger!
'Bout time you start flirting. I always thought you'd be a loner for the rest of your life,' my brain mocked. Shut up, Brain! Why do you always talk to me when I'm doing something important?!
'Oh yeah! Flirting is definatly important to you, isn't it? You haven't have a girlfriend for months! - And I talk to you when you're doing important stuff, cause I wanna annoy you, that's all,' my brain said.
Well then how come when we were stealing the ingrediants in Snape's office, you didn't mock me?
'Blimely! You stole ingrediants from Snape's office?! I was probably asleep! Damn!' my brain complained.
Well you wouldn't want to be there at the time, I bumped my head.
'No wonder I was feeling dizzy when I woke up!' my brain said.
'Draco! Oy, Draco! Come back down to earth!' Hermione said suddenly.
'Wha - what? What happened?' I asked.
'Well, you just started to stare into space and I got really worried when you said, 'Shut up Brain!' Hermione said.
'I do that a lot,' I drawled.
'Okay ... ' Hermione replied.
'So ... what do we haveta do?' I asked.
'Well, I've already started that potion, we just need to put the new ingrediants and something from Harry and Ron,' Hermione said pointing to a cauldren.
'How do we get something from Potty and Weasel?' I asked.
'Well, I already took some of Harry and Ron's hairs from the Boy's Common Room. They were sticking out from their pillows,' Hermione said, 'So, which one do you want to be?'
'Neither,' I said. Yuck! I just can't picture myself looking like Potter or Weasley.
'Come on!' Hermione said, 'I'm letting you choose!'
'Fine! I'll be Potter. It's better than being Weasley! At least Potter's got money,' I spat.
'Come on, be nice!' Hermione said while mixing the potion.
'Hello! They humuliated you in front of the whole entire school!' I exclaimed.
'Oh yeah! The bastards!'
'Okay, let's just get this thing over with!' I said, annoyed.
'Fine,' Hermione said and dropped Harry and Ron's hairs into two seperate bottles.
'Alright, drink,' Hermione said.
'Urgh! I can't believe I'm doing this!' I said.
'Just shut up, I'm going to the bathroom, I don't want you to see me!' Hermione said and hide herself in one of the girls' toilets.
Okay, here I go. I gulped down the potion as quick as I could. URGH! It's tastes disgusting!
Slowly I began to feel my body change and my hair began to turn a dark brown. My eyes! Damn! It's hard to see!
'Hermione! Hermione! It's hard to see! I need Potter's freakin glasses!' I yelled.
Hermione came out, though I couldn't see her very well, I could see Weasley's outline.
'Here,' came Weasley's voice. She, or he - or whatever it is, handed me a pair of glass and I put it on quickly.
'Damn, Hermione you look deranged,' I said.
'This is what Ron looks like,' Hermione said.
'Oh yeah!' I said. I looked at myself at the broken mirror and saw Potter's face staring back at me.
'OMIGOSH! I LOOK SOOOO UGLY!' I yelled.
'Oh don't act so imature!' Hermione said, 'Let's go!'
I felt her - or him, or whatever, pull on my arm and drag me out of the girl's bathroom.
'Okay, we haveta find Fred and George, they have the pictures,' Hermione said.
'Okay, let's go to your common room,' I said. Oh, boy ...
*
(Gryffindor Common Room)
'What if the real Potter and Weasley come when we're talking to those stupid Weasley twins?' Draco asked Hermione.
'Don't worry, they got detention from Snape today. He seemed to think it was Harry and Ron, that broke into his office,' Hermione said.
When they reached the Portrait of the Fat Lady Hermione said the password, (Sugar Plums) and the portrait swung open.
Draco's or, Harry's mouth dropped open.
'Holy shit! Why is the Gryffindor Common Room better then the Slytherin Common Room?! Slytherin rules!' Draco yelled.
Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked up at Draco or Harry, or whatever you wan to call him, with their mouths hanging open.
'I - I mean, the Gryffindor Common Room is so cool and the Slytherin Common Room is so ... stupid?' Draco choked out. In about ten seconds everyone shrugged it off and went on with their daily routine.
'What'd you do that for?!' Hermione hissed at Draco.
'Well SORRY!' Draco said sarcastically.
'Okay, whatever - Hey, uh, Ginny!' Hermione said.
'Yeah?' Ginny asked.
'Do you know where Fred and George are?' Hermione asked.
'Yeah, we're, uh ... looking for them,' Draco said.
'Oh, their in the Boy's Dormitories making copies of pictures they took, or something,' Ginny said.
'Oh, really?' Draco asked as his right eye started twitching like crazy.
'Yeah,' Ginny said, 'it was weird, they were laughing their heads off a little while later.'
'Okay, thanks,' Hermione said stiffly. She, or he, and Draco opened the door to the Boy's Common Room and looked around. Fred and George were huddled in a corner disgusing somehing. Their heads shot up when they heard the door door slam shut.
'Oh, Harry, Ron. There you are, we've been looking for you guys all over the place!' Fred said.
'We were, uh in the library, Hermione was helping us with homework,' Hermione said.
'Didn't she tear you into pieces?' George asked.
'No she didn't, because Hermione is a very good and reliable person,' Hermione said. Draco looked at her in a weird way. (if this was an anime cartoon, Draco would probably have a sweat drop on the side of his head)
'No, she isn't!' Fred said, 'She's like some sort of wild animal gone really brainy!'
Hermione, or Ron's eye started twitching like mad.
'What's wrong with you, Ron?' Fred asked.
'Yeah, you look like a volcano about to explode!' George chuckled.
'Come on over here, we wanna show you guys something,' Fred said as he and George turned away. Hermione made a violent gesture in mid-air. Draco raised his eyebrows.
'Come on!' he mumbled to Hermione as he walked towards Fred and George.
Hermione muttered something that sounded much like, 'old bastards,' and walked over to the table.
'See, look at all of this! George and I have been making copies of them,' Fred said holding up the picture of Hermione and Draco kissing. The photo was, of course, moving.
Draco and Hermione started to turn red.
'They're only kissing, you guys. What's the problem?' George asked.
'Nothing!' Draco and Hermione said in unison.
'So ... what're we planning on doing with all these pictures, give them to Dra - Malfoy and Hermione?' Draco stammered.
'Have you lost your marbles?!' Fred said, 'Don't you remember anything?! - We're gonna blackmail Malfoy and Hermione.'
'Then we're gonna order them to go on second date and bring all the people from school to hide somewhere in their date. - Then we all take pictures and send it to the Daily Prophet!' George finished. Draco and Hermione's mouths hung open. So, it looked like Harry and Ron when they're thinking.
' ... '
'I know! Aren't we good or what?!' Fred chuckled.
'Oh uh yeah!' Draco said. Suddenly Hermione elbowed him in the ribs. He looked at her, or him, and saw that her or his hair, were beginning to turn brown again.
Draco touched his hair. It was beginning to smooth. Their time was almost up!
'Uh, we gotta go, guys! Cya!' Hermione said quickly. She grabbed Draco's hand and dashed out of the Gryffindor Common Room.
'Good thing Fred and George didn't notice anything,' Hermione said.
'Yeah - now what?' Draco asked.
'Now we wait for the potion to wear off,' Hermione replied. In a matter of seconds, Hermione and Draco were back to their regular old selves. Happy day!
'I can't believe they're going to do that to us! Wait, let me rephrase that, I can't believe they're going to do that to me!' Hermione exclaimed.
'Yeah, yeah, yeah. - How're we gonna get those photos from them?' Draco asked.
'Hm ... ' Hermione put a hand on her forehead and began to think. In a few seconds she said, 'Ha! I've got it! Since now we know, we can think ahead. So now, we know, that they know, that we know, that they don't know!' (sorry, got it from Freinds. What? I thoguht it'd be funny!)
Draco looked confused.
'Wha?' he said.
'Argh! Just follow me!' Hermione said.
*
(In Dark Layer - aka Voldemort's Palace Thingy)
'So Lucius, is the boy ready?' asked Voldemort.
'Yes of course, Master,' Lucius said, bowing.
'Good, he will join us soon, then Hogwarts will be mine! Bwahahahahaaa!' laughed Voldemort. (he's gone really crazy, just to tell ya)
'Gather around, my Death Eaters, soon, Hogwarts will be ours - mine! Hahahahahahahahaaaa!'
Suddenly one of the Death Eaters trip and the rest go down like dominos.
'YOU'RE FIRED!' Voldemort yelled at Crabbe's father, Mr Crabbe. (i dunno)
*
Ron's POV
'Ugh! I thought we'd never finish! My arms are about to fall off!' I said to Harry.
'You're arms are about to fall?! Filch made me scrub the same trophie for an hour!' Harry exclaimed.
'Um, yeah. - Oh! I remembered! Fred and George wanted to meet us!' I said.
'Okay,' Harry said.
By the time we got to the Gryffindor Common Room it was almost dinner time.
'Fred, George! What'd you want to tell us?' I asked.
'Huh? You guys back so soon?' Fred asked.
'What're you talking about?' Harry asked, confused.
'You just left, after we told you about the plan,' George said.
'What? No we didn't!' I exclaimed.
'Yes you did. Funny thing I wanted to ask you, Ron,' Fred said.
'What?' I asked.
'Why'd you say Hermione was a very good and reliable person?' Fred asked.
'Wha? What the hell are you talking about?!' I said.
'Yeah, I was with Ron the whole time. Snape gave us detention, and we just came back,' Harry said.
'No you didn't. You said that you were in the library studying with Hermione,' George said. What the hell are they talking about?!
'What?! Hermoine would have tore us into pieces!' I exclaimed.
'Yeah - Unless - ' Harry started to say.
'WE HAVE BIOLOGICAL CLONES!' I yelled.
'No! - The Polyjuice Potion!' Harry said, 'Remember, we used it to sneak into the Slyther - '
'Uh huh. We're listening!' Fred and George in unison.
'Urgh! Nevermind! - Anyways, the Harry and Ron you guys probably saw was Malfoy and Hermione!' Harry said.
'So now you're the smart one!' I said sarcastically.
'Ah ha! I get it. So now, we know, that they know, that we know, that they don't know!' Fred said.
'Wha?' Harry and I asked in unison.
'Never you mind, leave it up to us!' George said proudly.
'What if they strike?' Harry asked.
'Don't worry, tonight, we'll be ready!' Fred said.
*
(Great Hall)
'Hey guys,' Hermione said smiling.
'Hi, Mione,' Harry and Ron said smiling back.
'What're they smiling about?' Hermione thought.
'So, how'd your detention go?' Hermione asked.
'Great!'
'Simply splendid!'
'No, really,' Hermione drawled.
' ... It was awful! My arms were about to fall off!' Ron said.
'Filch made me polish the same trophie for an hour! Forget about my arms falling off, I thought I was gonna die!' Harry exclaimed.
Hermione laughed.
'Man, I realy miss being friendly with them. Too bad ... ' Hermione thought.
'Man, I'm hungry!' Ron said sitting down. He began to gobble everything down.
'Slow down!' Seamus said.
'Yeah, you'll get a stomach ache!' Dean said.
'Don't worry, let him eat!' Hermione said giving Ron a forced smile.
Ron looked at her, then at the food. Finally he decided that he was hungry and left, even though his stomach was rumbling like mad.
'Hey Ron! What's up?' Harry asked approached Ron.
'Did you see the way Hermione was looking at me?! She definatly poisoned the food!' Ron exclaimed.
'Uh ... okay,' Harry said.
*
(Late at night)
'You there, Draco?' Hermione asked.
'Yeah,' Draco replied.
'Alright, let's go,' Hermione said.
Going on their tip toes, the walked to the Gryffindor Common Room.
'Sugar Plums!' Hermione whispered. The Fat Lady glared at Draco and Hermione.
'Don't you know what time it is?' she asked, annoyed.
'Sorry! Just let us in!' Hermione hissed angrily at her. The portrait swung open and Draco and Hermione tip toed inside.
'Okay, the Boy's Dormitories is that way!' Hermione whispered.
'Okay, let's go,' Draco whispered back.
They walked to the Boy's Dormitory and opened the door silently.
'Where's Fred, George, Harry and Ron?' Hermione mouth at Draco. Draco shrugged. Their beds were empty, they haven't been slept at, at all!
'Who cares!' Draco hissed.
For the past couple of minutes, Draco and Hermione set up traps all around the Boy's Dormitories. They put super glue on their pillows and beds, they honey on Dean's hair, they put cream all over Seamus' body, they stuffed toy spiders into Neville blankets and hung them around his bed, and they put oil all over the floor.
'And now, we wait,' Draco said.
*
(Slytherin - Boy's Dormitory)
Meanwhile the Boy's Dormitory at the Dungeons, we at the same sticky state as the one in the Gryffindor Tower. Fred, George, Harry and Ron had also set traps all around the place. They put Silly String all around the place, they painted over the portrait of Salazar Slytherin, they put live, but harmless spiders under the boys blankets, they put whip cream on Crabbe's face, they put super glue on the floor next to Goyle's bed, they glued Den's whole head to his pillow and they tied a Bogart by rope and hung it on top of Chaze's bed.
'And know, we wait!' they said.
*
(Next Morning, at the Slytherin and Gryffindor and Slytherin Dormitories)
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!'
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What will happen next? Will everyone wake up to disaster? Will Draco and Hermione get their hand on those photos? Find out on the next chapter.
Sorry for such a short chapter. I'm running out of ideas! Than you to the people that reviewd! I love you! If you guys don't understand parts of the story, please
e-mail me, I won't hesitate to help you out! Oh and I have lots of spelling mistakes, I know. I don't have spell check on my computer, so don't blame me!
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Harry Potter -
Age - 15
Hair - Black
Eyes - Green
Hogwarts - Gryffindor - fifth year
Quidditch place - Gryffindor Seeker
Description - Harry Potter was the one who had defeat Voldemort and brought peace to everyone. His rival is Draco Malfoy who's father was follower of Voldemort.
Ron Weasley -
Age - 15
Hair - Red
Eyes - Blue
Hogwarts - Gryffindor - fifth year
Quidditch place - none
Description - Ron is Harry's best friend and always sticks by his side. (except in the fourth book)
Hermione Granger -
Age - 15
Hair - Brown
Eyes - Brown
Hogwarts - Gryffindor - fifth year
Quidditch place - doesn't play Quidditch
Description - Hermione is the brains of the three she usually corrects Ron and Harry's vocabulary and is afraid of get expelled. She is a Perfect, but can also be quite aggresive. (yeah in the third book she slaps Malfoy, hehehe, though she likes him. In my story he does! I'm a D/Hr fan!)
Draco Malfoy -
Age - 15
Hair - Blond
Eyes - Greyish blue
Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year
Quidditch place - Slytherin Seeker
Description - Draco is a rich snobbish guy who likes to bother Harry, Ron and Hermoine. He is Professor Snape's favorite considering he thinks evil and according to Harry and Ron, he is evil! (in my story he likes Hermione! He does now! It makes it a lot more interesting, cause they're both Perfects)
Vincent Crabbe -
Age - 15
Hair - Brown
Eyes - N/A
Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year
Quidditch place - none
Description - Crabbe is one of Draco's friends(*cough,* bodyguard, *cough*)
Gregory Goyle -
Age - 15
Hair - Brown
Eyes - do I really have to repeat myself?!
Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year
Quidditch place - none
Description - Same thing as Crabbe, though, I think Goyle is a bit more uglier and stupider then Crabbe is, hehehe.
Den Grudge - (he's a new character, ok?!)
Age - 15
Hair - Brown
Eyes - Green
Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year
Quidditch place - none
Description - Den usaully hangs around Draco, Crabbe and Goyle. Though sometimes he can get quite annoying, he also has a crush on Hermione and it really gets on Malfoy's nerves (hey! I thought it'd be interesting too!)
Pansy Parkinson -
Age - 15
Hair - Black
Eyes - Brown (I'm guessing!)
Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year
Quidditch place - none
Description - Stupid, ugly annoying.....that's Pansy! She's a mager git! Draco is practically scared of her, since she follows him everywhere!
Ginny Weasley -
Age - 14
Hair - Red
Eyes - Brown
Hogwarts - Gryffindor - fourth year
Quidditch place - I don't even think she likes Quidditch
Description - Ginny is Ron's little sister who has a crush on Harry. She hangs out with Hermione a lot and like all the other Weasleys she has red hair.
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The Bet
by: hermione_angel
Summary: All I have to say is that this is mostly about Draco/Hermione. I absolutly love this pair! This is about Draco and Hermione making a bet and all that kind'a stuff.....well I don't want to tell u what else happens! Read the story!
If anyone has questions or something just e-mail me at hermiones_star_angel@hotmail.com. I was very high on oranges when I wrote this. Don't blame me. Other people get high on chocolate, but not me! I get high on chocolate! I was so high I ripped my stuffed animal's tail off! Oh well! Enjoy!!!!
Chapter Four - The Polyjuice Potion
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Previously on Harry Potter:
'Can I have this dance?'
Hermione looked up, Draco was offering his hand to her. Blushing, she put her hand in his and he led her to the dance floor. A slow song was being played.
'Where's Grudge?' Draco asked.
'I dunno,' Hermione said laying her head in his shoulder. Draco took a sniff of Hermione's hair.
'Man, she smells good,' Draco thought.
Hermione lifted her head up, 'Did you just smell my hair?' she asked.
'No!' Draco said quickly. Hermione gave him a shy smile and layed her head back on him shoulder.
'Is it working?' Ron asked as he danced with Lavender near Harry.
'Yeah,' Harry said.
'What'd you say?' Ginny asked.
'No! Er - I mean nothing,' Harry said.
'Okay.'
Ron shrugged at Harry. Suddenly the door bust open and a very crazed looking Den came thundering in.
'Uh oh,' Harry, Ron, Fred and George said at once.
Den took one look at Draco and Hermione and grabbed his wand from his pocket.
Proffesor McGonagal came running up to him.
'Mister Grudge! Put that wand down at once!' she yelled, but it was too late, Den had already done a spell.
'Expelliarmus!' he cried and pointed his wand at Draco.
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There was a sudden flash of light and Draco was blasted off his feet and crashed into a wall. Many people screamed. (it was mostly the girls, including Hermione)
'Draco!' Hermione screamed.
Den, who was being restrained by Snape, was laughing like an maniac.
'Hahahahaha!' Den laughed. Snape then wacked him over the head with 'the bat.'
'Will someone please take Mister Malfoy to the hospital wing?' Snape barked at the students.
Suddenly Fred and George appeared behind Ron and Harry. They gave Harry and Ron the Silly String.
'What's this for?' Harry asked.
'Come on we spray Hermione now!' Fred said.
'On the count of three. One ... two ... three!' George yelled. Ron, who had already started on 'two,' was spraying Hermione and laughing like crazy.
'Ahhhhh! AHHHHHH!' Hermione screamed as Fred and George joined in. Harry just stood there, Snape was giving him the stare of evil. It was almost like he was waiting for Harry to strike. Then he'd bark his orders and Harry'd get detention for months!
'AHHHHHH!' Hermione continued to scream as her beautiful gown got covered with all sorts of different colours.
'WEASLEY!' barked Snape. (by that he ment all of them)
Fred, George and Ron stopped in their tracks and looked back at Snape, who's eyes were almost glowing red. Of course he's mad, Draco is his favourite, not Hermione though, he doesn't really care for her.
Suddenly Dumbledore came and said, 'Weasleys, please follow me, and you too Mister Grudge.'
'Prehaps Potter should come too, Headmaster,' Snape said.
Harry's jaw dropped open.
'Bu - but I didn't do anything!' he exclaimed.
'Well, it's obvious that you were part of this little ... scheme!' Snape snapped.
'Bu - but - '
'Yes, I do believe you have to come too, Harry,' Dumbledore said.
Harry hung his head.
'My office is the nearest, Headmaster,' Snape said.
'Yes, that will do fine, Severus,' Dumbledore said. Harry, Ron, Fred, George and Den (well, Snape carried Den) followed Dumbledore, Snape and McGonagal into Snape's office. *dun, dun, dun, DUN!*
Oh boy are they in for it ...
*
Harry's POV
(Snape's Office)
'Well?! What do you have to say for yourselves?!' Snape barked at Fred, George, Ron and me.
'Bu - ' I started to say, but Snape interrupted.
'Come on, Potter. I know you were part of this! Come on, CONFESS!' he yelled.
'Now, now, Severus. There's no need to yell at the boy. As far as I know, Harry wasn't spraying Miss Granger with Silly String, now was he?' Dumbledore said calmly.
Thank you, Professor Dumbledore!
'It is obvioius, Headmaster. Potter was the only one that wasn't spraying Granger. He wanted the Weasleys to get all the blame, but I saw him. He had the Silly String in his hands. He might even be the head leader of this little scheme, ' Snape said. Sneering, he turned to Harry, 'Thought it'd make you look better, did you? Thought you could get away with all of this? You might have even payed Grudge to hex Malfoy!'
I shrunk back. Why's he always so mean to me?! *sniff*
'I - I didn - '
'CONFESS!' Snape yelled.
'Severus! Harry says he wasn't part of it and I believe him!' Dumbledore said.
'Yes, Headmaster,' Snape sneered. Meany!
'Prehaps, Harry should leave,' McGonagal said suddenly, 'since he is not a part of this.'
'What do you have to say about this?' Snape snapped at the Weasleys.
'It was Harry's fault!' Fred said.
'Yeah, it was Harry!' George said.
'Yeah, Harry all the way!' Ron said. WHAT?!! HOW DARE THEY?! THE BASTARDS!!!
'WHAT?!' I yelled.
'Harry, please go back to your common room,' Dumbledore said, 'I will have a chat with the Weasleys. Don't worry, they'll be back in one piece.'
'Uh - okay,' I said and left the room in a hurry. That was close! Oh, I hope Hermione's alright. After all of this, she'll probably kill me!
*
Hermione's POV
Oh hello everyone. I just got changed ... AFTER THE TOTALY EMBARRASSING MOMENT BACK AT THE BALL!!!
Omigosh! Draco! Damn! I hope Madam Pomfrey'll let me visit him. It's getting late! I'll kill Harry, Ron, Fred and George later.
I ran out of my dormitory and headed towards the hospital wing.
'No visitors, it's late. Go on! Shoo!' Madam Pomfrey said.
'You don't understand! I'm his, uh - girlfriend and I uh, want to see if he's alright!' I blurted out.
'Nice one, Hermione. Real nice,' my brain said lazily. Shut up!
'Well he's doing just fine. ... I guess you can come in. But only for ten minutes! No more!' Madam Pomfrey said.
I ran up to the bed, where Draco's laying. He was reading a book, and he put it down when I came in.
'Hi, Draco. How're feeling?' I asked.
'Fine. I suppose Dumbledore's already wrote to my father,' Draco smirked, 'he'll probably see to it that Grudge's father gets sacked. Stupid git.'
'Uh, Draco ...?'
'Yeah?'
'I don't know why you had to go to the hospital wing. The spell Den used was only a Dissarming Charm. I'm surprised you got nocked unconcious,' I said.
'I wasn't unconcious, I was only pretending. You know, to get in Grudge, Potter and Weasley - '
'Which ones?' I asked.
'All of them - I was only doing that so they could get in trouble,' Draco drawled.
'Oh.'
'Sheesh! I thought you were suppose to be smart?'
'Shut up!' I said, 'Well, I guess I'll go now, since you're feeling better and stuff. Cya tomorrow,' I said.
'Wait!' I turned around.
'What?'
Draco lowered his voice to barely a whisper, so Madam Pomfrey couldn't hear from the other room, 'We'll finish the Polyjuice Potion tomorrow. I want to get back at Potter and Weasley! (Hermione stared) ... All of them!'
'Okay,' I giggled. Suddenly Madam Pomfrey came back from the 'other room,' and began to yell at me. Draco took out a thermomiter from where it was laying, (inside of a lampshade) and put it in his mouth and began to moan as if in pain.
'Out!' Madam Pomfrey shrieked.
What's the woman's problem?!
'Okay, okay, I'll go, I'll go,' I said. I gave Draco a wave and he responded with a low moan.
As I was about to close the door, I heard Madam Pomfrey shriek, 'Omigosh! 160 degrees?!! You must be very sick! This is the first person that has ever been this sick! 160 degrees! I'm amazed that you're even alive!'
And then Draco said, 'Oww! My aching mouth! It's burning! HELP!'
I laughed as I walked back to my common room. Harry and Ron are gonna get the beating of a life time tomorrow! Oh boy are they in for it!
*
(Next Morning)
'So it was all my fault?!' Harry screamed at Ron's face.
'Well, yeah. You went along with it too, remember,' Ron said. Harry's eye started twitching like mad.
'Well thanks to you, Hermione'll tear us appart! In to little pieces!' he yelled.
'Come on! How mad can Hermione get?' Ron asked.
'REALLY MAD! SHE'S GONNA KILL US!' Harry yelled.
'Take it easy, Harry. We still have the pictures, remember? She wont kill us yet,' Ron said.
'Yet?!' Harry said.
'Oh hello, guys!'
Harry turned around. Hermione came runnning up to them.
'Ron! It's Hermione! Ron! Ron?' Harry asked.
Ron was running to the Great Hall screaming, 'WE'RE DOOMED! WE'RE DOOMED! AHHHHHH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!'
'Hey! Don't leave me with this monste - er, I mean this outstandingly beautiful girl,' Harry said as Hermione came up to him.
'Where's Ron?' Hermione asked, forcing a smile. It looked very painful and Harry felt the haris on his neck stand up a little.
'I dunno. He was here a minute ago,' Harry said giving Hermione the same type of smile that she had on her face seconds ago.
'Okay. I'll see you then,' Hermione said walking to the Great Hall.
'She seems way to happy about this. I gotta warn Ron! She's up to something!' Harry said to himself.
*
'Okay. You can go now. You're feeling much better, and I suppose that you don't want to miss Potions, now would you?' Madam Pomfrey asked.
'No, of course not,' Draco said smirking. 'Cya!'
Draco ran out of the hospital wing. He was late for Potions already, though Snape wouldn't care, because ...? Oh come on, everyone say it! DRACO'S HIS FAVOURITE! And he's proud of it!
'Sorry I'm late, Professor Snape,' Draco said as he took his seat.
'No, that's okay,' Snape said.
'Snape wouldn't say that if we came in late,' Ron whispered angrily at Harry.
'Yeah,' Harry whispered back.
'Talking in class are we?' Snape sneered, looming over Harry and Ron. 'I thought you learned your lesson last night, Potter, Weasley.'
'Yes, sir!' Ron said sarcastically. Snape gave him, the stare of evil.
'What about you Pot - '
Snape stopped right in the middle of his sentence, when something exploded. Everyone screamed.
Snape came up to Neville and stared down at him with his hooked nose. It was creepy.
Turns out Neville's cauldren had somehow exploded, and he was now looking very scared indeed as Snape stared down at him, glaring like a python gone extremely wrong.
Everyone remained quiet. Draco tapped Hermione on the shoulder.
'What?' she whispered.
'Come on! Let's go into Snape's office,' Draco whispered back.
'You did that?!' Hermione hissed angrily at him.
'Shut up! Lets go!' Hermione shut her mouth and followed Draco into Snape's office.
'Alright, what do we need? Be quick, come on!' Draco said.
'We need this! And this! And this! Oh, this too! Oh and this! This one! And this one! And this!' Draco looked confusingly at Hermione who was grabbing almost everything from the shelf.
'Oh! And that one! And this one! And this one! - Urgh! I can't reach that one! - Here Draco, help me up!' Hermione squeeked.
'What?' Draco asked.
'Give me a boost!' Hermione said.
'Oh - yeah,' Draco said. He took Hermione by the hips and lifted her up.
'Urgh! I still can't reach! - Get that stool!' Hermione said, pointing. Draco put Hermione down and got the stool. He stood on it and grabbed Hermione by the waist again and lifted her up.
'Man, you're strong,' Hermione giggled.
'Yeah, well ... I'm not that strong! Just grab the damn thing! You're heavy!' Draco complained.
'What?! Do you mean to say, I'm fat?!' Hermione said sharply, waving her arms out.
'Hermione! Stop! We're gonna fall! - AHHHHH!' Draco yelped as he toppled over.
'Draco!' Hermione shrieked and grabbed on to the shelf, which of course fell down with them and made a very loud crashing noise.
'YOU IDIOT BOY! YOU ARE SO STUPID! CAN'T ANYTHING GET THROUGH THAT THICK HEADED HEAD OF YOURS, LONGBOTTOM?!!! YOU ARE A COMPLETE MORON!' Snape yelled at Neville who was cowering under his desk.
'Bu - but it wasn't my fault! I didn't - '
'YOU DIDN'T WHAT?! - THINK CLEARLY?!! MARK MY WORDS BOY, THE HEADMASTER SHALL HEAR ABOUT THIS!! YOU HAVE DEMOLISHED THIRTY GOD DAMNED CAULDRENS THIS YEAR ALREADY!! ARE YOU THAT OF AN IDIOT?!! PREHAPS I SHOULD SEND A LETTER TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER?!!!!' The Gryffindors watched, horrifed. The Slytherins however, were laughing their heads off. Everyone knew
that Neville's second greatest fear in the whole entire world, was his grandmother, (Snape is number 1!) and if Snape sent a letter to her saying Neville destroyed thirty
cauldrens this year. She'll probably be yelling harder and longer then Snape is right now.
'I SHALL SEE TO IT THAT YOU ARE EXPELLED AND - '
CRASH!
Everyone's heads shot up, Snape stopped yelling at Neville and turned his head to the right, Neville came up from under his desk and pulled up his pants, which somehow got really wet. (wonder how that happened, hehehe ^_^)
Everyone's direct attention was now on the door of Snape's office, then ...
'IT'S AN ALIEN!' someone yelled.
' ... AHHHHHHH!! WE'RE DOOMED! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!'
'Ugh! Hermione! Get off me!' Draco said.
'Blimely! - Look at this mess!' Hermione said getting up.
'Holy shit! We gotta get out of here!' Draco said, panicing.
Suddenly they heard Snape yell, 'SILENCE! IT IS NOT AN ALIEN!'
'Shit! He's coming! Shit, shit, shit, shit, SHIT!' Draco yelped.
'Shut up! Drink this!' Hermione said, and shoved a bottle into Draco's hands.
'What that hell is this?! Shit?!' Draco asked.
'Just drink it!' Hermione said sharply. They both gulped down the very disgusting, very deranged, and don't forget slimey, potion.
'WHO'S IN MY OFFICE?!' came Snape's very loud, dangerous voice.
'Shit! He's gonna catch us!' Draco said. Someone elbowed him in the ribs, he looked up and saw nothing.
'Alright, who's there?! Come out right now or I'll bitch slap you back to Africa!' Draco taking out his invisible wand. His invisible WAND?!
'What the f*ck?!'
'Draco!' Draco looked wildly around for the voice.
'It's me, you prat! I gave you an invisible potion!' Hermione's voice snapped.
'Oh!' Draco said.
'Shut up! Here comes Snape!' Hermione squealed.
Seconds later, the door swung open and Snape came thrundering in. He stopped as he saw the disaster. The self had fallen to the floor, papers were laying all over the floor and bottles of potions were scattered everywhere.
'WHO THE HELL HAS BEEN IN MY OFFICE?!' Snape yelled angrily.
Draco and Hermione kept very still.
Snape looked around, glaring at everything.
'I know somebody's in here!' he said menisingly. He looked around. Nothing.
'Damn,' he swore. After a few more minutes of looking around he finally went back outside to calm the class down.
Draco and Hermione gave a sigh of relief. Hermione, though invisible were picking up the indgrediants she needed for the potion.
'Come on! Before the potion wears off!' Draco hissed at her.
'Okay, let's go!' Hermione said. She and Draco walked back into the classroom and sat down on their seats waiting for the potion to wear off. Luckily nobody noticed that they were gone.
*
Draco's POV
No more classes today. I'm tired. Where's Hermione? She's suppose to meet me here. Hey everyone, try and guess where I am. I'll give you a clue. I'm somewhere I shouldn't be.
'Hey! This is the girl's bathroom. You're not a girl!'
'Er - '
'Oh it's you! I know you. You're Lucius Malfoy, aren't you?' Moaning Myrtle said.
'Huh? - Oh no! I'm not my father!' I said, shocked. Man, do we look that much alike? Well really, if you look through our family photo album, all the Malfoys look alike. Well, the men, that is.
'Lucius Malfoy has a son?' Moaning Myrtle asked.
'Yeah,' I drawled.
'Prove it!' she said. What's her problem?
'Shut up! Whore!' I sneered.
'Oooh! You're good,' Myrtle said. Huh? What the?
'Shut up! B*tch!' I yelled angrily at her. Where the hell is Hermione?!
'Oooh! You're very, very, good!' Myrtle exclaimed.
'Urgh! Will you shut the f*ck up?! You're so annoying! Now tell me, where the hell is Granger?!' I yelled at floating ghost.
'Okay! I believe you, sheesh! - Man, You're definatly a Malfoy!' Mrytle said and jumped into her toilet.
This is it! If Hermione doesn't come in ten seconds, I'm leav - '
'Sorry I'm late!' Hermione ha burst through the door.
'You're late,' I smirked at her.
'How'd you get along with Myrtle?' Hermione asked setting her things down.
'Good. Though I enjoy your company better,' I said. Blimely! I'm flirting with Hermione Granger!
'Bout time you start flirting. I always thought you'd be a loner for the rest of your life,' my brain mocked. Shut up, Brain! Why do you always talk to me when I'm doing something important?!
'Oh yeah! Flirting is definatly important to you, isn't it? You haven't have a girlfriend for months! - And I talk to you when you're doing important stuff, cause I wanna annoy you, that's all,' my brain said.
Well then how come when we were stealing the ingrediants in Snape's office, you didn't mock me?
'Blimely! You stole ingrediants from Snape's office?! I was probably asleep! Damn!' my brain complained.
Well you wouldn't want to be there at the time, I bumped my head.
'No wonder I was feeling dizzy when I woke up!' my brain said.
'Draco! Oy, Draco! Come back down to earth!' Hermione said suddenly.
'Wha - what? What happened?' I asked.
'Well, you just started to stare into space and I got really worried when you said, 'Shut up Brain!' Hermione said.
'I do that a lot,' I drawled.
'Okay ... ' Hermione replied.
'So ... what do we haveta do?' I asked.
'Well, I've already started that potion, we just need to put the new ingrediants and something from Harry and Ron,' Hermione said pointing to a cauldren.
'How do we get something from Potty and Weasel?' I asked.
'Well, I already took some of Harry and Ron's hairs from the Boy's Common Room. They were sticking out from their pillows,' Hermione said, 'So, which one do you want to be?'
'Neither,' I said. Yuck! I just can't picture myself looking like Potter or Weasley.
'Come on!' Hermione said, 'I'm letting you choose!'
'Fine! I'll be Potter. It's better than being Weasley! At least Potter's got money,' I spat.
'Come on, be nice!' Hermione said while mixing the potion.
'Hello! They humuliated you in front of the whole entire school!' I exclaimed.
'Oh yeah! The bastards!'
'Okay, let's just get this thing over with!' I said, annoyed.
'Fine,' Hermione said and dropped Harry and Ron's hairs into two seperate bottles.
'Alright, drink,' Hermione said.
'Urgh! I can't believe I'm doing this!' I said.
'Just shut up, I'm going to the bathroom, I don't want you to see me!' Hermione said and hide herself in one of the girls' toilets.
Okay, here I go. I gulped down the potion as quick as I could. URGH! It's tastes disgusting!
Slowly I began to feel my body change and my hair began to turn a dark brown. My eyes! Damn! It's hard to see!
'Hermione! Hermione! It's hard to see! I need Potter's freakin glasses!' I yelled.
Hermione came out, though I couldn't see her very well, I could see Weasley's outline.
'Here,' came Weasley's voice. She, or he - or whatever it is, handed me a pair of glass and I put it on quickly.
'Damn, Hermione you look deranged,' I said.
'This is what Ron looks like,' Hermione said.
'Oh yeah!' I said. I looked at myself at the broken mirror and saw Potter's face staring back at me.
'OMIGOSH! I LOOK SOOOO UGLY!' I yelled.
'Oh don't act so imature!' Hermione said, 'Let's go!'
I felt her - or him, or whatever, pull on my arm and drag me out of the girl's bathroom.
'Okay, we haveta find Fred and George, they have the pictures,' Hermione said.
'Okay, let's go to your common room,' I said. Oh, boy ...
*
(Gryffindor Common Room)
'What if the real Potter and Weasley come when we're talking to those stupid Weasley twins?' Draco asked Hermione.
'Don't worry, they got detention from Snape today. He seemed to think it was Harry and Ron, that broke into his office,' Hermione said.
When they reached the Portrait of the Fat Lady Hermione said the password, (Sugar Plums) and the portrait swung open.
Draco's or, Harry's mouth dropped open.
'Holy shit! Why is the Gryffindor Common Room better then the Slytherin Common Room?! Slytherin rules!' Draco yelled.
Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked up at Draco or Harry, or whatever you wan to call him, with their mouths hanging open.
'I - I mean, the Gryffindor Common Room is so cool and the Slytherin Common Room is so ... stupid?' Draco choked out. In about ten seconds everyone shrugged it off and went on with their daily routine.
'What'd you do that for?!' Hermione hissed at Draco.
'Well SORRY!' Draco said sarcastically.
'Okay, whatever - Hey, uh, Ginny!' Hermione said.
'Yeah?' Ginny asked.
'Do you know where Fred and George are?' Hermione asked.
'Yeah, we're, uh ... looking for them,' Draco said.
'Oh, their in the Boy's Dormitories making copies of pictures they took, or something,' Ginny said.
'Oh, really?' Draco asked as his right eye started twitching like crazy.
'Yeah,' Ginny said, 'it was weird, they were laughing their heads off a little while later.'
'Okay, thanks,' Hermione said stiffly. She, or he, and Draco opened the door to the Boy's Common Room and looked around. Fred and George were huddled in a corner disgusing somehing. Their heads shot up when they heard the door door slam shut.
'Oh, Harry, Ron. There you are, we've been looking for you guys all over the place!' Fred said.
'We were, uh in the library, Hermione was helping us with homework,' Hermione said.
'Didn't she tear you into pieces?' George asked.
'No she didn't, because Hermione is a very good and reliable person,' Hermione said. Draco looked at her in a weird way. (if this was an anime cartoon, Draco would probably have a sweat drop on the side of his head)
'No, she isn't!' Fred said, 'She's like some sort of wild animal gone really brainy!'
Hermione, or Ron's eye started twitching like mad.
'What's wrong with you, Ron?' Fred asked.
'Yeah, you look like a volcano about to explode!' George chuckled.
'Come on over here, we wanna show you guys something,' Fred said as he and George turned away. Hermione made a violent gesture in mid-air. Draco raised his eyebrows.
'Come on!' he mumbled to Hermione as he walked towards Fred and George.
Hermione muttered something that sounded much like, 'old bastards,' and walked over to the table.
'See, look at all of this! George and I have been making copies of them,' Fred said holding up the picture of Hermione and Draco kissing. The photo was, of course, moving.
Draco and Hermione started to turn red.
'They're only kissing, you guys. What's the problem?' George asked.
'Nothing!' Draco and Hermione said in unison.
'So ... what're we planning on doing with all these pictures, give them to Dra - Malfoy and Hermione?' Draco stammered.
'Have you lost your marbles?!' Fred said, 'Don't you remember anything?! - We're gonna blackmail Malfoy and Hermione.'
'Then we're gonna order them to go on second date and bring all the people from school to hide somewhere in their date. - Then we all take pictures and send it to the Daily Prophet!' George finished. Draco and Hermione's mouths hung open. So, it looked like Harry and Ron when they're thinking.
' ... '
'I know! Aren't we good or what?!' Fred chuckled.
'Oh uh yeah!' Draco said. Suddenly Hermione elbowed him in the ribs. He looked at her, or him, and saw that her or his hair, were beginning to turn brown again.
Draco touched his hair. It was beginning to smooth. Their time was almost up!
'Uh, we gotta go, guys! Cya!' Hermione said quickly. She grabbed Draco's hand and dashed out of the Gryffindor Common Room.
'Good thing Fred and George didn't notice anything,' Hermione said.
'Yeah - now what?' Draco asked.
'Now we wait for the potion to wear off,' Hermione replied. In a matter of seconds, Hermione and Draco were back to their regular old selves. Happy day!
'I can't believe they're going to do that to us! Wait, let me rephrase that, I can't believe they're going to do that to me!' Hermione exclaimed.
'Yeah, yeah, yeah. - How're we gonna get those photos from them?' Draco asked.
'Hm ... ' Hermione put a hand on her forehead and began to think. In a few seconds she said, 'Ha! I've got it! Since now we know, we can think ahead. So now, we know, that they know, that we know, that they don't know!' (sorry, got it from Freinds. What? I thoguht it'd be funny!)
Draco looked confused.
'Wha?' he said.
'Argh! Just follow me!' Hermione said.
*
(In Dark Layer - aka Voldemort's Palace Thingy)
'So Lucius, is the boy ready?' asked Voldemort.
'Yes of course, Master,' Lucius said, bowing.
'Good, he will join us soon, then Hogwarts will be mine! Bwahahahahaaa!' laughed Voldemort. (he's gone really crazy, just to tell ya)
'Gather around, my Death Eaters, soon, Hogwarts will be ours - mine! Hahahahahahahahaaaa!'
Suddenly one of the Death Eaters trip and the rest go down like dominos.
'YOU'RE FIRED!' Voldemort yelled at Crabbe's father, Mr Crabbe. (i dunno)
*
Ron's POV
'Ugh! I thought we'd never finish! My arms are about to fall off!' I said to Harry.
'You're arms are about to fall?! Filch made me scrub the same trophie for an hour!' Harry exclaimed.
'Um, yeah. - Oh! I remembered! Fred and George wanted to meet us!' I said.
'Okay,' Harry said.
By the time we got to the Gryffindor Common Room it was almost dinner time.
'Fred, George! What'd you want to tell us?' I asked.
'Huh? You guys back so soon?' Fred asked.
'What're you talking about?' Harry asked, confused.
'You just left, after we told you about the plan,' George said.
'What? No we didn't!' I exclaimed.
'Yes you did. Funny thing I wanted to ask you, Ron,' Fred said.
'What?' I asked.
'Why'd you say Hermione was a very good and reliable person?' Fred asked.
'Wha? What the hell are you talking about?!' I said.
'Yeah, I was with Ron the whole time. Snape gave us detention, and we just came back,' Harry said.
'No you didn't. You said that you were in the library studying with Hermione,' George said. What the hell are they talking about?!
'What?! Hermoine would have tore us into pieces!' I exclaimed.
'Yeah - Unless - ' Harry started to say.
'WE HAVE BIOLOGICAL CLONES!' I yelled.
'No! - The Polyjuice Potion!' Harry said, 'Remember, we used it to sneak into the Slyther - '
'Uh huh. We're listening!' Fred and George in unison.
'Urgh! Nevermind! - Anyways, the Harry and Ron you guys probably saw was Malfoy and Hermione!' Harry said.
'So now you're the smart one!' I said sarcastically.
'Ah ha! I get it. So now, we know, that they know, that we know, that they don't know!' Fred said.
'Wha?' Harry and I asked in unison.
'Never you mind, leave it up to us!' George said proudly.
'What if they strike?' Harry asked.
'Don't worry, tonight, we'll be ready!' Fred said.
*
(Great Hall)
'Hey guys,' Hermione said smiling.
'Hi, Mione,' Harry and Ron said smiling back.
'What're they smiling about?' Hermione thought.
'So, how'd your detention go?' Hermione asked.
'Great!'
'Simply splendid!'
'No, really,' Hermione drawled.
' ... It was awful! My arms were about to fall off!' Ron said.
'Filch made me polish the same trophie for an hour! Forget about my arms falling off, I thought I was gonna die!' Harry exclaimed.
Hermione laughed.
'Man, I realy miss being friendly with them. Too bad ... ' Hermione thought.
'Man, I'm hungry!' Ron said sitting down. He began to gobble everything down.
'Slow down!' Seamus said.
'Yeah, you'll get a stomach ache!' Dean said.
'Don't worry, let him eat!' Hermione said giving Ron a forced smile.
Ron looked at her, then at the food. Finally he decided that he was hungry and left, even though his stomach was rumbling like mad.
'Hey Ron! What's up?' Harry asked approached Ron.
'Did you see the way Hermione was looking at me?! She definatly poisoned the food!' Ron exclaimed.
'Uh ... okay,' Harry said.
*
(Late at night)
'You there, Draco?' Hermione asked.
'Yeah,' Draco replied.
'Alright, let's go,' Hermione said.
Going on their tip toes, the walked to the Gryffindor Common Room.
'Sugar Plums!' Hermione whispered. The Fat Lady glared at Draco and Hermione.
'Don't you know what time it is?' she asked, annoyed.
'Sorry! Just let us in!' Hermione hissed angrily at her. The portrait swung open and Draco and Hermione tip toed inside.
'Okay, the Boy's Dormitories is that way!' Hermione whispered.
'Okay, let's go,' Draco whispered back.
They walked to the Boy's Dormitory and opened the door silently.
'Where's Fred, George, Harry and Ron?' Hermione mouth at Draco. Draco shrugged. Their beds were empty, they haven't been slept at, at all!
'Who cares!' Draco hissed.
For the past couple of minutes, Draco and Hermione set up traps all around the Boy's Dormitories. They put super glue on their pillows and beds, they honey on Dean's hair, they put cream all over Seamus' body, they stuffed toy spiders into Neville blankets and hung them around his bed, and they put oil all over the floor.
'And now, we wait,' Draco said.
*
(Slytherin - Boy's Dormitory)
Meanwhile the Boy's Dormitory at the Dungeons, we at the same sticky state as the one in the Gryffindor Tower. Fred, George, Harry and Ron had also set traps all around the place. They put Silly String all around the place, they painted over the portrait of Salazar Slytherin, they put live, but harmless spiders under the boys blankets, they put whip cream on Crabbe's face, they put super glue on the floor next to Goyle's bed, they glued Den's whole head to his pillow and they tied a Bogart by rope and hung it on top of Chaze's bed.
'And know, we wait!' they said.
*
(Next Morning, at the Slytherin and Gryffindor and Slytherin Dormitories)
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!'
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What will happen next? Will everyone wake up to disaster? Will Draco and Hermione get their hand on those photos? Find out on the next chapter.
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