Harry Potter
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Harry Potter -
Age - 15
Hair - Black
Eyes - Green
Hogwarts - Gryffindor - fifth year
Quidditch place - Gryffindor Seeker
Description - Harry Potter was the one who had defeat Voldemort and brought peace to everyone. His rival is Draco Malfoy whose father was follower of Voldemort.
Ron Weasley -
Age - 15
Hair - Red
Eyes - Blue
Hogwarts - Gryffindor - fifth year
Quidditch place - none
Description - Ron is Harry's best friend and always sticks by his side. (except in the fourth book)
Hermione Granger -
Age - 15
Hair - Brown
Eyes - Brown
Hogwarts - Gryffindor - fifth year
Quidditch place - doesn't play Quidditch
Description - Hermione is the brains of the three she usually corrects Ron and Harry's vocabulary and is afraid of get expelled. She is a Perfect, but can also be quite aggressive. (yeah in the third book she slaps Malfoy, hehehe, though she likes him. In my story he does! I'm a D/Hr fan!)
Draco Malfoy -
Age - 15
Hair - Blond
Eyes - Grayish blue
Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year
Quidditch place - Slytherin Seeker
Description - Draco is a rich snobbish guy who likes to bother Harry, Ron and Hermione. He is Professor Snape's favorite considering he thinks evil and according to Harry and Ron, he is evil! (in my story he likes Hermione! He does now! It makes it a lot more interesting, cause they're both Perfects)
Vincent Crabbe -
Age - 15
Hair - Brown
Eyes - N/A
Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year
Quidditch place - none
Description - Crabbe is one of Draco's friends(*cough,* bodyguard, *cough*)
Gregory Goyle -
Age - 15
Hair - Brown
Eyes - do I really have to repeat myself?!
Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year
Quidditch place - none
Description - Same thing as Crabbe, though, I think Goyle is a bit more uglier and stupider then Crabbe is, hehehe.
Den Grudge - (he's a new character, ok?!)
Age - 15
Hair - Brown
Eyes - Green
Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year
Quidditch place – none
Description - Den usaully hangs around Draco, Crabbe and Goyle. Though sometimes he can get quite annoying, he also has a crush on Hermione and it really gets on Malfoy's nerves (hey! I thought it'd be interesting too!)
Pansy Parkinson -
Age - 15
Hair - Black
Eyes - Brown (I'm guessing!)
Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year
Quidditch place - none
Description - Stupid, ugly annoying.....that's Pansy! She's a mager git! Draco is practically scared of her, since she follows him everywhere!
Ginny Weasley -
Age - 14
Hair - Red
Eyes - Brown
Hogwarts - Gryffindor - fourth year
Quidditch place - I don't even think she likes Quidditch
Description - Ginny is Ron's little sister who has a crush on Harry. She hangs out with Hermione a lot and like all the other Weasleys she has red hair.
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The Bet
by: hermione-angel
Disclaimer: I own Draco Malfoy ... er - I mean, I DON'T own Draco Malfoy. *sob* None of these characters belong to me; they belong to JK Rowling, my favorite author in the world! Chaze Turge, Den Grudge and Draco Malfoy are mine though. Oops, did I say Draco Malfoy?
Summary: All I have to say is that this is mostly about Draco/Hermione. I absolutely love this pair! This is about Draco and Hermione making a bet and all that kind'a stuff ... well I don't want to tell u what else happens! Read the story!
A/N: Holy shit! How long has it been? A month? Soooo sorry! I've been caught up in homework! But, 125 reviews? SWEET!! Thank you all! I've decided to keep them bf/gf. And I know this chapter is short, but I'll promise that the future chapters will be a lot longer!
Chapter Seven – Bad Hair Day
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Previously on Harry Potter:
The owls stopped right above my head and dumped a bunch of letters around my surroundings.
' ... '
The entire Great Hall fell silent. My eye started twitching.
'Hey, Draco, why don't you open them?' Goyle said.
Everyone laughed and I felt myself go red from embarrassment.
I looked one look at Hermione, who was staring at me, shocked, and ran out of the Great Hall with a bunch on letters under my arms.
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I hate you father! Damn you! Damn you!
I ran into my dormitory, after giving the password (draco-mafloy-is-the- best) and threw all the letters into the fireplace.
'Damn him!' I said.
I settled myself in a chair and took out a piece of parchment.
Dear Father,
I don't want to be a freakin Death Eater, so don't bother ME!
Your son,
Draco
I went to my eagle owl and tied the rolled up parchment around his leg.
'Take this to father,' I growled at it.
It spread its wings and flew out the window.
... What the hell have I done?! He's GONNA KILL ME!!!!!
This is bad! This is bad! Shit! Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit, SHIT!
'Boy are YOU in for it, Draco,' brain said.
SHUT UP, ASSHOLE!
***
(Voldemort's Evil Layer)
'What do you MEAN he's not sending a reply?!!' Voldemort yelled.
'I'm sorry, Lord. I have been sending him letters every day, and still he doesn't reply!' Lucius said.
'I want Hogwarts, Lucius. If I don't have it by - '
'I promise, the boy will come to his senses,' Lucius said. 'You will have Hogwarts in less then a month.'
'I had better. Or else, you will face the consequences. Now, go. And I don't want this plan to fail, is that clear?!' Voldemort said in an icy voice.
'Crystal!' said all the other Death Eaters.
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'This is absolutely ridiculous!' Draco exclaimed. 'Why's your father sending you all these letters?' Hermione asked, curiously. Draco started to sweat. 'Just act casually and she won't notice a thing!' he told himself. Aloud, he said, 'Er – I don't know. Maybe he misses me?'
Hermione raised an eyebrow. 'Okay …' she said. 'Hey, I have the perfect plan to get even with Harry and Ron!' Draco looked confused. 'I thought we already GOT even,' he said. Hermione glared at him. 'Yeah, but this morning, they dropped an eyeball in my soup and I AM NOT STANDING UP TO THAT! … Er – I mean I am, standing up to that!' she exclaimed.
'They put and eyeball in your soup?' Draco asked. 'Yes! How many times do I have to tell you?!' Hermione squealed. 'We have to get even!' 'YES! An excuse to kill Potter, at last!' Draco laughed. 'We're not going to kill them, Draco. We're just going to torture them and make their lives a living hell!' Hermione said. SPLASH!!!
A bucket full of glue suddenly dropped on Hermione's head. 'Hermione? You okay?' Draco asked. ' … ALRIGHT!! NOW IT'S PERSONAL!' Hermione yelled out. 'Hey um, they ARE my mortal enemy you know,' Draco said.
***
Ron's POV
'From now on, Hermione will be called … The Glue Monster …' I said. 'Yeah. Did you see the way the bucket landed on her head?! It was hilarious!' George laughed.
'I know, but you guys have to think of something better then just a bucket of glue,' Harry said. 'Wha? What do you suggest? A bucket of paint?' George said puzzled. 'No. This is war we're talking about. We have to do this the old fashion Muggle style!' Harry exclaimed.
'…'
' … Muggles have style?! I NEVER KNEW THAT!!' I exclaimed. ' … I still like my idea of the paint,' George said. 'Wait, jackass. Harry has a point! – What do you think we should do, Harry?' Fred asked.
'Well, if we want things to get messy, it's usually a lot easier if we do things WITHOUT magic. And since none of you can possibly live without magic, I'll have to be the leader and take charge,' Harry said putting his hands on his hips, looking very smug.
' … I still like MY idea of the paint!' George said. 'Shut up! – So, what's our first step, leader?' Fred said. ' … I haven't thought of that yet,' Harry said. 'Shouldn't we hide our wands for safe keeping. It IS the weekend,' I said. Everyone looked at me in total shock. What'd I do, huh? 'What'd I do?' I asked. 'That is the first time I have ever heard you say something that actually makes sense!' George said. 'And angel must have rested inside your body!' ' … Really? Well, I suppose –'
'Oh! It's gone!' Fred said quickly. 'Damn,' I swore. 'Alright, now everyone give me your wands,' Harry said.
'Okay, just'a sec,' Fred said. He took out his wand and put it in a zip lock bag. 'What's this for?' I asked. 'What's this for? What's this for?! – SO HARRY WONT GET GERMS ON MY BEAUTIFUL WAND!!!' Fred exclaimed. 'Okay, now I feel offended,' Harry said. George and I took out our wands and handed them to Harry. 'Alright, now this is what we do …' Harry whispered as we all huddled.
***
(Draco's Dormitory – Next Day)
Draco's POV
Stupid letters. URGH! I hate them!
'I don't get it, Draco. Why is your father sending you all these letters? Crabbe asked stupidly, sticking a finger up his abnormally large nose.
'For the last time, I think he misses me!' I said in a very annoyed sort of voice. Crabbe and Goyle backed away.
'Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to take a shower. Your stinch must be rubbing off on me,' I said opening the door to the bathroom. Outside I heard my dormitory door slam shut. Good, they're finally gone. Finally! I turned on the shower and climbed in. 'Oh yeah, now this feels good!' I mumbled.
***
'Shush! – Come on!' Harry whispered. They pushed the door open and heard the shower running. 'Perfect,' Ron said. He opened the door to the bathroom silently. DRACO'S BATHROOM. 'Alright,' Harry said grabbing one of the bottles that said, 'Hair Gel,' owner, Draco Malfoy, DO NOT TOUCH. SACRED.
Harry carefully spilled out the hair gel into the sink. Fred got a bottle of green hair dye and tried his best not to spill any and he poured it in the empty bottle of hair gel.
'Na, na, na, na, na, HEY! Na, na, na, na! Na, na, na, na, na, HEY!' Ron jumped up, startled. George tried his best not to laugh as Draco sang louder. When Fred finished pouring the green hair dye into the bottle of hair gel, Ron took Draco's comb and put some sort of purple gel on the tips of the comb. 'He, he, he,' Ron laughed. 'C'mon. I think Mr. Pureblood is going to have an accident this morning, if you know what I mean, he, he, he,' Harry chuckled as they all tiptoed out. Once they reached the outside of Draco's dormitory, they could still her sing, 'Na, na, na, na, na, HEY! Na, na, na, na! Na, na, na, na, na, HEY! Na, na!' 'And now, the funs begins,' Harry said.
***
Draco turned off the shower and wrapped a towel around his body. He out and began to dry his hair. He looked at the mirror, sighed and said, 'My hair looks so good.' Closing his eyes and taking the bottle of hair gel, he sang, 'Hair, of hair! I have such beautiful hair!' He put he gel on his hair and took out his comb. He carefully combed his hair back, singing, 'Hair, oh hair! I have such wonderful hair! No one can ever match my hair! It's beautiful and wonderful and gelly! Oh hair, oh hair, oh hair!'
Draco got out of the bathroom and went to his closet, where he had to decide which black robe he should wear for the day. 'Hm … should I wear the black one? Or the black one?' he asked himself. About a half and hour later, he finally decided he would wear the black one. He got dress and went down to breakfast.
***
'Hey, Mione!' Harry said cheerfully. Hermione glared at him as she sat down on her seat. She took a look at her breakfast, which was a ham sandwich and gave Harry a suspicious look. 'Don't worry, Mione. We're not monsters. We know you're a girl, and we've decided to stop picking on you,' Ron said. Hermione gave them the stare of evil and started eating.
Meanwhile, Draco came into the Great Hall strutting like he owned the place. He sat down in between Crabbe and Goyle. Nobody paid attention to him and he was actually grateful. Grudge could have told anyone about him and Hermione and if anyone found out, he and Hermione would get in deep shit, especially if his father found out!
Suddenly, out of no where, Pansy appeared at Draco's side. 'Hi, Drakie, babe –' Her eyes drifted toward his hair and then, 'AHHHHHHHH!! EEEEEWW!!' she shrieked pointing at his hair.
The whole Great Hall fell silent, except for Harry and Ron's laughter. From the Gryffindor table, Hermione's head snapped up and she looked behind her at the Slytherin table and gasped.
'What?' Draco asked. 'Y – Your hair …' Pansy trailed off. 'My hair?' Draco said. He looked at Hermione, who had a hand over her mouth. She pointed at his head. Slowly Draco reached for his head. He felt slime. 'Whoa, Draco, what'd you do to your hair?' Chaze asked. Quickly, Draco ran out of the Great Hall and headed towards his Dormitory. He ran into the bathroom and … 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!'
***
'Ow! – Ouch!' Harry said as McGonagall dragged him and Ron into Dumbledore's office. McGonagall gave him a look of fury and said, 'I have never seen such – such –' Ron interrupted. 'Professor McGonagall! How could WE do something that BAD to Malfoy? We don't hate him THAT much, ya know.' 'Don't believe them, Professor. I know perfectly well it was them. You saw them laughing, didn't you?' Draco said.
They entered Dumbledore's office and Harry and Ron were seated into chairs. 'I am very disappointed in you two,' Dumbledore began. 'This has been the second time you two have been in my office. I am very, very, disappointed in you. Setting a bad example for the first years. I am afraid you will have to have another month of detention with Filch.' Ron and Harry groaned while Draco smirked.
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Draco's POV
'It is NOT a laughing matter!' I said. Hermione who was lying on his bed, tried to keep herself from laughing. 'Sorry, it's just the way you strutted in the hall without a care in the world, and you didn't notice that your hair looked like hell,' Hermione chuckled. 'Ha, ha. VERY funny!' I said sarcastically. Hermione giggled. 'Well, I got to go. Professor Bins gave us lots of homework due in three weeks. I got to get started!' she said. Figures. Hermione got on her tippy - toes and gave me a peck on the cheek. She ran out of my dormitory in a rush.
I sighed. Man, I can't believe I have to go around in class looking like this! I've already had a bad hair day! 'Well it COULD get worse! Your father could find out you've been dating the Mudblood and kill you,' my brain said. Well, at least no letters came today.
Suddenly, out of no where, an arrow shot through the window and nearly hit me on the head! ME! Draco Malfoy! I got up and approuched the arrow, which was stuck on the wall. I pulled it out. There was a letter attached to it. Damn! I hate you, brain!
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What will Lucius' response be? Will he kill Draco? Will the whole school find out about Draco and Mion being a couple? Find out in the next chapter.
Oh god! I was actually done this, but half way through, I didn't get to save and I had to write the ending again! ARGH! I am very frustrated right NOW!!! Thanx to all the people that reviewed!
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Harry Potter -
Age - 15
Hair - Black
Eyes - Green
Hogwarts - Gryffindor - fifth year
Quidditch place - Gryffindor Seeker
Description - Harry Potter was the one who had defeat Voldemort and brought peace to everyone. His rival is Draco Malfoy whose father was follower of Voldemort.
Ron Weasley -
Age - 15
Hair - Red
Eyes - Blue
Hogwarts - Gryffindor - fifth year
Quidditch place - none
Description - Ron is Harry's best friend and always sticks by his side. (except in the fourth book)
Hermione Granger -
Age - 15
Hair - Brown
Eyes - Brown
Hogwarts - Gryffindor - fifth year
Quidditch place - doesn't play Quidditch
Description - Hermione is the brains of the three she usually corrects Ron and Harry's vocabulary and is afraid of get expelled. She is a Perfect, but can also be quite aggressive. (yeah in the third book she slaps Malfoy, hehehe, though she likes him. In my story he does! I'm a D/Hr fan!)
Draco Malfoy -
Age - 15
Hair - Blond
Eyes - Grayish blue
Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year
Quidditch place - Slytherin Seeker
Description - Draco is a rich snobbish guy who likes to bother Harry, Ron and Hermione. He is Professor Snape's favorite considering he thinks evil and according to Harry and Ron, he is evil! (in my story he likes Hermione! He does now! It makes it a lot more interesting, cause they're both Perfects)
Vincent Crabbe -
Age - 15
Hair - Brown
Eyes - N/A
Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year
Quidditch place - none
Description - Crabbe is one of Draco's friends(*cough,* bodyguard, *cough*)
Gregory Goyle -
Age - 15
Hair - Brown
Eyes - do I really have to repeat myself?!
Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year
Quidditch place - none
Description - Same thing as Crabbe, though, I think Goyle is a bit more uglier and stupider then Crabbe is, hehehe.
Den Grudge - (he's a new character, ok?!)
Age - 15
Hair - Brown
Eyes - Green
Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year
Quidditch place – none
Description - Den usaully hangs around Draco, Crabbe and Goyle. Though sometimes he can get quite annoying, he also has a crush on Hermione and it really gets on Malfoy's nerves (hey! I thought it'd be interesting too!)
Pansy Parkinson -
Age - 15
Hair - Black
Eyes - Brown (I'm guessing!)
Hogwarts - Slytherin - fifth year
Quidditch place - none
Description - Stupid, ugly annoying.....that's Pansy! She's a mager git! Draco is practically scared of her, since she follows him everywhere!
Ginny Weasley -
Age - 14
Hair - Red
Eyes - Brown
Hogwarts - Gryffindor - fourth year
Quidditch place - I don't even think she likes Quidditch
Description - Ginny is Ron's little sister who has a crush on Harry. She hangs out with Hermione a lot and like all the other Weasleys she has red hair.
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The Bet
by: hermione-angel
Disclaimer: I own Draco Malfoy ... er - I mean, I DON'T own Draco Malfoy. *sob* None of these characters belong to me; they belong to JK Rowling, my favorite author in the world! Chaze Turge, Den Grudge and Draco Malfoy are mine though. Oops, did I say Draco Malfoy?
Summary: All I have to say is that this is mostly about Draco/Hermione. I absolutely love this pair! This is about Draco and Hermione making a bet and all that kind'a stuff ... well I don't want to tell u what else happens! Read the story!
A/N: Holy shit! How long has it been? A month? Soooo sorry! I've been caught up in homework! But, 125 reviews? SWEET!! Thank you all! I've decided to keep them bf/gf. And I know this chapter is short, but I'll promise that the future chapters will be a lot longer!
Chapter Seven – Bad Hair Day
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Previously on Harry Potter:
The owls stopped right above my head and dumped a bunch of letters around my surroundings.
' ... '
The entire Great Hall fell silent. My eye started twitching.
'Hey, Draco, why don't you open them?' Goyle said.
Everyone laughed and I felt myself go red from embarrassment.
I looked one look at Hermione, who was staring at me, shocked, and ran out of the Great Hall with a bunch on letters under my arms.
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I hate you father! Damn you! Damn you!
I ran into my dormitory, after giving the password (draco-mafloy-is-the- best) and threw all the letters into the fireplace.
'Damn him!' I said.
I settled myself in a chair and took out a piece of parchment.
Dear Father,
I don't want to be a freakin Death Eater, so don't bother ME!
Your son,
Draco
I went to my eagle owl and tied the rolled up parchment around his leg.
'Take this to father,' I growled at it.
It spread its wings and flew out the window.
... What the hell have I done?! He's GONNA KILL ME!!!!!
This is bad! This is bad! Shit! Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit, SHIT!
'Boy are YOU in for it, Draco,' brain said.
SHUT UP, ASSHOLE!
***
(Voldemort's Evil Layer)
'What do you MEAN he's not sending a reply?!!' Voldemort yelled.
'I'm sorry, Lord. I have been sending him letters every day, and still he doesn't reply!' Lucius said.
'I want Hogwarts, Lucius. If I don't have it by - '
'I promise, the boy will come to his senses,' Lucius said. 'You will have Hogwarts in less then a month.'
'I had better. Or else, you will face the consequences. Now, go. And I don't want this plan to fail, is that clear?!' Voldemort said in an icy voice.
'Crystal!' said all the other Death Eaters.
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'This is absolutely ridiculous!' Draco exclaimed. 'Why's your father sending you all these letters?' Hermione asked, curiously. Draco started to sweat. 'Just act casually and she won't notice a thing!' he told himself. Aloud, he said, 'Er – I don't know. Maybe he misses me?'
Hermione raised an eyebrow. 'Okay …' she said. 'Hey, I have the perfect plan to get even with Harry and Ron!' Draco looked confused. 'I thought we already GOT even,' he said. Hermione glared at him. 'Yeah, but this morning, they dropped an eyeball in my soup and I AM NOT STANDING UP TO THAT! … Er – I mean I am, standing up to that!' she exclaimed.
'They put and eyeball in your soup?' Draco asked. 'Yes! How many times do I have to tell you?!' Hermione squealed. 'We have to get even!' 'YES! An excuse to kill Potter, at last!' Draco laughed. 'We're not going to kill them, Draco. We're just going to torture them and make their lives a living hell!' Hermione said. SPLASH!!!
A bucket full of glue suddenly dropped on Hermione's head. 'Hermione? You okay?' Draco asked. ' … ALRIGHT!! NOW IT'S PERSONAL!' Hermione yelled out. 'Hey um, they ARE my mortal enemy you know,' Draco said.
***
Ron's POV
'From now on, Hermione will be called … The Glue Monster …' I said. 'Yeah. Did you see the way the bucket landed on her head?! It was hilarious!' George laughed.
'I know, but you guys have to think of something better then just a bucket of glue,' Harry said. 'Wha? What do you suggest? A bucket of paint?' George said puzzled. 'No. This is war we're talking about. We have to do this the old fashion Muggle style!' Harry exclaimed.
'…'
' … Muggles have style?! I NEVER KNEW THAT!!' I exclaimed. ' … I still like my idea of the paint,' George said. 'Wait, jackass. Harry has a point! – What do you think we should do, Harry?' Fred asked.
'Well, if we want things to get messy, it's usually a lot easier if we do things WITHOUT magic. And since none of you can possibly live without magic, I'll have to be the leader and take charge,' Harry said putting his hands on his hips, looking very smug.
' … I still like MY idea of the paint!' George said. 'Shut up! – So, what's our first step, leader?' Fred said. ' … I haven't thought of that yet,' Harry said. 'Shouldn't we hide our wands for safe keeping. It IS the weekend,' I said. Everyone looked at me in total shock. What'd I do, huh? 'What'd I do?' I asked. 'That is the first time I have ever heard you say something that actually makes sense!' George said. 'And angel must have rested inside your body!' ' … Really? Well, I suppose –'
'Oh! It's gone!' Fred said quickly. 'Damn,' I swore. 'Alright, now everyone give me your wands,' Harry said.
'Okay, just'a sec,' Fred said. He took out his wand and put it in a zip lock bag. 'What's this for?' I asked. 'What's this for? What's this for?! – SO HARRY WONT GET GERMS ON MY BEAUTIFUL WAND!!!' Fred exclaimed. 'Okay, now I feel offended,' Harry said. George and I took out our wands and handed them to Harry. 'Alright, now this is what we do …' Harry whispered as we all huddled.
***
(Draco's Dormitory – Next Day)
Draco's POV
Stupid letters. URGH! I hate them!
'I don't get it, Draco. Why is your father sending you all these letters? Crabbe asked stupidly, sticking a finger up his abnormally large nose.
'For the last time, I think he misses me!' I said in a very annoyed sort of voice. Crabbe and Goyle backed away.
'Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to take a shower. Your stinch must be rubbing off on me,' I said opening the door to the bathroom. Outside I heard my dormitory door slam shut. Good, they're finally gone. Finally! I turned on the shower and climbed in. 'Oh yeah, now this feels good!' I mumbled.
***
'Shush! – Come on!' Harry whispered. They pushed the door open and heard the shower running. 'Perfect,' Ron said. He opened the door to the bathroom silently. DRACO'S BATHROOM. 'Alright,' Harry said grabbing one of the bottles that said, 'Hair Gel,' owner, Draco Malfoy, DO NOT TOUCH. SACRED.
Harry carefully spilled out the hair gel into the sink. Fred got a bottle of green hair dye and tried his best not to spill any and he poured it in the empty bottle of hair gel.
'Na, na, na, na, na, HEY! Na, na, na, na! Na, na, na, na, na, HEY!' Ron jumped up, startled. George tried his best not to laugh as Draco sang louder. When Fred finished pouring the green hair dye into the bottle of hair gel, Ron took Draco's comb and put some sort of purple gel on the tips of the comb. 'He, he, he,' Ron laughed. 'C'mon. I think Mr. Pureblood is going to have an accident this morning, if you know what I mean, he, he, he,' Harry chuckled as they all tiptoed out. Once they reached the outside of Draco's dormitory, they could still her sing, 'Na, na, na, na, na, HEY! Na, na, na, na! Na, na, na, na, na, HEY! Na, na!' 'And now, the funs begins,' Harry said.
***
Draco turned off the shower and wrapped a towel around his body. He out and began to dry his hair. He looked at the mirror, sighed and said, 'My hair looks so good.' Closing his eyes and taking the bottle of hair gel, he sang, 'Hair, of hair! I have such beautiful hair!' He put he gel on his hair and took out his comb. He carefully combed his hair back, singing, 'Hair, oh hair! I have such wonderful hair! No one can ever match my hair! It's beautiful and wonderful and gelly! Oh hair, oh hair, oh hair!'
Draco got out of the bathroom and went to his closet, where he had to decide which black robe he should wear for the day. 'Hm … should I wear the black one? Or the black one?' he asked himself. About a half and hour later, he finally decided he would wear the black one. He got dress and went down to breakfast.
***
'Hey, Mione!' Harry said cheerfully. Hermione glared at him as she sat down on her seat. She took a look at her breakfast, which was a ham sandwich and gave Harry a suspicious look. 'Don't worry, Mione. We're not monsters. We know you're a girl, and we've decided to stop picking on you,' Ron said. Hermione gave them the stare of evil and started eating.
Meanwhile, Draco came into the Great Hall strutting like he owned the place. He sat down in between Crabbe and Goyle. Nobody paid attention to him and he was actually grateful. Grudge could have told anyone about him and Hermione and if anyone found out, he and Hermione would get in deep shit, especially if his father found out!
Suddenly, out of no where, Pansy appeared at Draco's side. 'Hi, Drakie, babe –' Her eyes drifted toward his hair and then, 'AHHHHHHHH!! EEEEEWW!!' she shrieked pointing at his hair.
The whole Great Hall fell silent, except for Harry and Ron's laughter. From the Gryffindor table, Hermione's head snapped up and she looked behind her at the Slytherin table and gasped.
'What?' Draco asked. 'Y – Your hair …' Pansy trailed off. 'My hair?' Draco said. He looked at Hermione, who had a hand over her mouth. She pointed at his head. Slowly Draco reached for his head. He felt slime. 'Whoa, Draco, what'd you do to your hair?' Chaze asked. Quickly, Draco ran out of the Great Hall and headed towards his Dormitory. He ran into the bathroom and … 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!'
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'Ow! – Ouch!' Harry said as McGonagall dragged him and Ron into Dumbledore's office. McGonagall gave him a look of fury and said, 'I have never seen such – such –' Ron interrupted. 'Professor McGonagall! How could WE do something that BAD to Malfoy? We don't hate him THAT much, ya know.' 'Don't believe them, Professor. I know perfectly well it was them. You saw them laughing, didn't you?' Draco said.
They entered Dumbledore's office and Harry and Ron were seated into chairs. 'I am very disappointed in you two,' Dumbledore began. 'This has been the second time you two have been in my office. I am very, very, disappointed in you. Setting a bad example for the first years. I am afraid you will have to have another month of detention with Filch.' Ron and Harry groaned while Draco smirked.
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Draco's POV
'It is NOT a laughing matter!' I said. Hermione who was lying on his bed, tried to keep herself from laughing. 'Sorry, it's just the way you strutted in the hall without a care in the world, and you didn't notice that your hair looked like hell,' Hermione chuckled. 'Ha, ha. VERY funny!' I said sarcastically. Hermione giggled. 'Well, I got to go. Professor Bins gave us lots of homework due in three weeks. I got to get started!' she said. Figures. Hermione got on her tippy - toes and gave me a peck on the cheek. She ran out of my dormitory in a rush.
I sighed. Man, I can't believe I have to go around in class looking like this! I've already had a bad hair day! 'Well it COULD get worse! Your father could find out you've been dating the Mudblood and kill you,' my brain said. Well, at least no letters came today.
Suddenly, out of no where, an arrow shot through the window and nearly hit me on the head! ME! Draco Malfoy! I got up and approuched the arrow, which was stuck on the wall. I pulled it out. There was a letter attached to it. Damn! I hate you, brain!
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What will Lucius' response be? Will he kill Draco? Will the whole school find out about Draco and Mion being a couple? Find out in the next chapter.
Oh god! I was actually done this, but half way through, I didn't get to save and I had to write the ending again! ARGH! I am very frustrated right NOW!!! Thanx to all the people that reviewed!