Author's Notes: Wow I didn't expect that much people to read it! Thank you! *Bow sincerely* So since my relatives and cousins are ignoring me I decided why not check out how much reviews I've gotten! And I thank you for your opinions and creative ideas. I'll try to take it into consideration. Well here's the 2nd chapter! Hope you all like it! Or at least have the chance to read through it!

Toothaches, Weight problem, and Hives Oh my!

Chapter 2, Addicted Companions

By deadkitty1

            We find ourselves looking at the well. Inuyasha is angrily circling the well like a vulture. Muttering ridiculous ideas to himself and kicking the very ground he walked upon. He would sneak looks upon the well then go back to staring intently at a little bug.

            'Kagome...,' thought the ½ demon, 'Maybe I am being too hard on her. Like she'd actually go off with Kouga and leave me behind. She wouldn't... would she? NO! Argh!'

            Let's leave the troublesome ½ demon to sort out his problems for a while. We'll go over to the 3 stooges; I mean Shippou, Sango and Miroku. Each of them kept stuffing their face full of chips, gummy bears, and chocolate. Neither 1 of them were comforting their sad friend. Kaede, the old wrinkly priestess, looked on the sticky faces of the 3.

            "What is it ye eating?" asked the priestess.

            "Chocolate," smiled Sango.

            "Gummy bears," grunted Miroku.

            "Pringles, once you pop you just can't stop!" munched Shippou.

            Kaede looked at the young one like he grew a long nose (like Pinocchio), "Where did ye hear thou proverb?"

            He shrugged, "I heard Kagome say it while eating some."

            The old one sighed. She then took 1 last look at the dirty faces then ran for her life. Night took feudal Japan. Noises were heard in the forests though nothing unusual to anybody who lived there. Inuyasha, still looking at the well, dozed off on top of a tree. The boomerang girl still eating her chocolate was trying to brush her precious Kiara but kept putting chocolate smudges on her shiny fur. Fox-boy was trying to contain himself from eating any more Pringles but that big smiling face on the can kept tempting him. The perverted monk was playing with the bears trying to do a little "show."

            "Oh Kiara, I'm sorry! Why can't I contain myself from eating this?" said Sango, all frustrated.

            "Meow," cried Kiara as the exterminator pulled some chocolate out of her fur.

            "Stop! No! I'm not going to listen to you! Leave me alone!" said the fox closing his eyes trying to prevent himself from seeing the Pringle face.

            'Eat me! I want you to eat me! My sweet tenderizing taste and odor will satisfy your every need! Eat me! Eat me!' said the Pringles.

            "Hello Mr. Yellow, meet Mr. Green. Hey look over there!" the monk quickly popped Mr. Yellow and Green in his mouth, "What are you looking at Mrs. Red!"

            Very disturbing isn't it? A girl with white hair and pale skin was watching them closely. She held her tiny mirror next to her. Her eyes showed nothing for she is… nothing. Kagura was with her.

            "Well, Kanna? How is it?" asked Kagura.

            Kanna showed her the mirror, which reflected the events, which we just saw. Her eyes looked up at her so-called-sister waiting.

            Kagura frowned then sighed, "Okay, don't worry, I got you some too." She produced a bunch of gummy bears and gave it to the child.

            Kanna smiled and then glared, "...."

            "What? I was hungry!" cried the bigger sister, "Anyway we better get out of her before Inuyasha smells our scent. It seems that Naraku's plan is actually working."

            The 2 sisters disappeared in the dark.

            Tomorrow morning:

            The lovely birds took flight and sang their songs. Inuyasha stirred and tried to get comfortable. An irritable bird was singing right next to his ear as if saying, "Get off my nest you dog! And to think I had enough trouble with cats!" The ½ demon grunted and slashed the bird but missed. He then got off his lazy body to see if is friends were up. What a sight to see! The demon exterminator grew 10 times her size, the horizontal way. The fox-boy had bumps all over his skin and was picking on it crossly. The monk was holding his mouth groaning and moaning with pain.

            "What the fu#k happened?!" yelled Inuyasha, "Why are you fat?! Why do you have bumps?! And why are you in pain?!"

            "WE DON'T KNOW!" they cried.

            "My beautiful figure!" sobbed Sango, "I'm fat as a sumo wrestler!"

            "Though you still have a nice butt, Sango," said the monk who received a very painful face plant, which made his teeth, hurt more then ever.

            "My skin is deformed! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" cried the poor Shippou.

            "I'll get old lady Kaede," said Inuyasha.

            "HURRY!" cried his sicken companions.

            As he rushed out, the 3 companions were still stuffing their faces even though they're in pain. What is up with that? Don't they learn?! I guess not. He arrived at Kaede's hut and barged through the door. He saw the most disgusting thing you can see 1st thing in the morning, a naked old lady. Inuyasha fell on the ground holding his eyes.

            "AAAHHH! My eyes! MY EYES! The horror! THE HOROR! THE HUMANITY! THE DEMONITY!" he cried.

            "Shut ye mouth, Inuyasha. It would have done ye good to knock before entering a lady's room! Especially a priestess!" lectured the old lady quickly putting back her clothes.

            "No time! Sango is fat! Shippou's deformed. Miroku's teeth hurt!" the ½ demon said spitting the information out.

            "Are ye sure? Thou eyes have not deceived you?" she said with narrowed eyes.

            "Yes! Now can I open my eyes now?" still has his hand over them and was afraid to take them off.

            "Ye may, so take me to them," the old lady said getting her arrows.

            He opened his eyes though it didn't make much difference. He cringed every time he looked at her and got a hit on the head for it. They got back but it was worst because now they're in pain and in pleasure? Eating sweets while being in pain? (Wish life was like that.)

            "Stupid! I thought you people were all in pain!" he shouted.

            "We were but we just can't stop eating this!" they said putting it in their mouth.

            Inuyasha quickly took the sweets in a blink of an eye. He grinned but then was tackled back to Alabama or at least a far as China. He shook his head and looked at the addicted fools. Kaede observed the situation then said one thing that only came to her mind.

            "We need Kagome!" she said.

            "What?!"

            "Kagome knows of these sweets and maybe she may know the cure how to stop eating it," she wisely put, "It is her who gave ye to it are ye not?"

            "Are you kidding me? I'm not going back there! She's still mad at me! I don't even know why! Girls are so..." he stopped when he saw Sango and Kaede glaring.

            "What were you saying about girls!" said Sango standing next to him ready to flatten him like Miroku.

            "I mean... I'll go now! Ha! Bye," and rushed out back in the well.

            Kiara, the 2 tailed-cat, meowed softly then looked frightfully at her fat owner and shivered.

            Kaede looked at the gang, "Ye did get this from Kagome, yes?"

            The clueless gang nodded their head then Shippou added, "But I found mine next to Kagome's bag not in it."

            The 2 teens looked at the fox, "Really? We did too."

            "Strange, Kagome never leaves anything outside her bag," said the old lady.

            Meanwhile let's look at what Kagome's been doing while this is happening. Her bed had a nice sweet smell. A cute fat cat was sleeping at the foot of her bed. Kagome's face was against her fluffy white pillow. Light shined on her eyes and she moaned. She then gave in and woke up. She yawned and took some of her clothes out of her closet.

            "Hey Buyo! Morning!" Kagome said as her hand caressed the fur of her cat as it purred.

            "Prrrrr," Buyo tried to lean in for more.

            She walked into the shower and took a bath. Inuyasha was on the other side. It's present Japan, a.k.a. the "real" world. All kinds of weird smells filled the air thought there was only 1 smell that he knew from the others, the smell of Kagome. How he loved that smell. Inuyasha smiled as it filled his nose. Then remembered why he was here. He clawed the ground and climbed up the tree next to Kagome's window. He then went into her room. He saw the lazy cat lying on the bed on his back. (aww!) The cat looked up at him as if saying, "Hello? Looking for Kagome? I don't know where she is." He then heard something in the other room and went to the hallway. Without thinking he kicked the door open. He should have taken Kaede's advice because Kagome scream woke up the whole house and shocked the ½ demon. She was in the shower with shampoo running on her face. Well, what else? Without practically any clothes. She threw everything at the ½ demon. She even threw the bathroom sink.

            "Kagome! I'm sorry! God no! Ow!" then fainted as the sink hit him on the head.

Hehehehehehe! Like it? Hate it? I hope not. I mean like it, not hate it. Inuyasha seeing 2 people naked! What a lucky guy! Well not really! I'm going write the other one next as soon as I get my present! Which I won't get until Christmas! UGH! Wait, it is Christmas! But my presents from my mom and dad are back in NJ and I'm FL, I don't like that. I want to thank you again for your criticizing! *Smile* hehe! You guys made my day!