Author's Notes: Need i-d-e-a! Can't think! Lossing brain power! Ah! Brain freeze! *Faints, lying on the ground, get up* Well time to let the info flow through this paper.
Toothaches, Weight problem, and Hives Oh my!
Chapter 3, Crazed raving lunatics!
By deadkitty1
"What were you thinking you idiot! SIT!" shouted an annoyed Kagome now blow drying her hair.
"I said I'm sorry! Ow!" Inuyasha lay with his head on the floor, "God how was I supposed to know your water came from the walls! Where I come from people take a bath outside on a lake or stream or...." Inuyasha kept making up excuses.
"Don't you know the rule, knock before you come in? Huh?!" she said looking at the mirror to make sure every strand of hair was in place.
Inuyasha mumbled. He remembered Kaede then smiled as her picture was replaced by Kagome's but then angrily cursed at himself for making him think like that.
"Hello! I'm talking to you! Are you even listening?! You even made me slip and hurt my ankle!" still shouting.
"It's 'cause you're a weak stupid human!" said Inuyasha trying to provoke her from going further in the argument.
Suddenly the "mom" came in, "Shut it both of you! Of all the times, Kagome! You, Inuyasha, go with Sota! You, Kagome, I need to talk to you!"
"Hey you can't order me around, you..." he stopped when Kagome's mom skin suddenly ripped from her skull and had fire flaring up from her eyes and nostrils.
"You will do exactly as I say, young man," she said trying to control her anger.
"Yes..." then quickly got out looking for Kagome's brother.
"KAGOME! HOW DARE YOU WAKE ME UP EARLY IN THE MORNING ESPECIALLY ON THE CHRISTMAS BREAK!" yelled her mom.
"Ma.. ma.. I'm sor.. ry? Inuyasha... and he..." Kagome was uttering speechless.
"DON'T YOU MAMA ME! NOW GO AND HELP YOUR DOG-EAR FRIEND AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL I TELL YOU IT'S CHRISTMAS!" then she kicked Kagome out of her room.
'Wow! Now I remember why I never wake mom up when she's sleeping...' thought the girl.
The poor grounded girl went downstairs not noticing a skateboard near the stairs. She slipped on the thing and fell downstairs and landed on her butt. Inuyasha's ears twitched and looked back to see the girl clutching her poor ankle. Sota looked ready to run for cover.
"You little brat!" cried Kagome grabbing the skateboard.
"Sis! I'm sorry, I was going to put it back but mom told me to play with Inuyasha!" looking at her sister with those puppy-eyed look.
"I'm not falling for that!" and hit him on the head with it.
Inuyasha watched the sibling fight but it bored him. Then, when they finally settled down that's when the ½ demon took his chance to speak.
"If your finished, Kagome come on!" and he grabbed the girl by her collar.
"Inuyasha let me go what is so important! I was gone for 1 day! Not even 1 day!" complained the girl.
"It's all your fault that our friends ended up like that," he said as he jumped in the well still holding the girl by the collar.
"Whhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaattttt?!" screamed Kagome as she went down the well.
He took her quickly to the help-needed-friends. They're still on their original spots, stuffing their mouths. Heads turned as they saw them coming. Relief showed in their eyes but then went back to eating the devil food!
"KAGOME!" said the fox-boy as he reached for a hug.
"AH! Shippou what happened to you!" she said quickly refusing the hug and tried to hide behind the ½ demon.
Her eyes looked upon the horror. Thoughts scrambled to her head. She then looked to see at what they were eating. Anger burned inside of her. It was her food that they were eating. Her food. The food in her huge yellow bag.
"Where did you get that, Shippou, Miroku, and Sango?" said the ready to blow up person.
The 3 fidgeted looking up at their once-kind-friend, "..."
"You! How could you steal from my BAG!" yelled Kagome.
The 3 held on to each other pointing their fingers at each other, making no difference to the situation.
"IF I CATCH ANYONE STEALING STUFF FROM MY BACK I'LL PUT AN ARROW THROUGH THEIR HEART!" shouted the reincarnated priestess.
Shippou suddenly had this mischievous smile on his face. He went to the ½ demon and kicked him hard on the leg, "Ow! Why did you do that! You stupid..." cried the dog-eared boy then a bunch of ramen spilled from his pants leg, "Kagome, wait, I can explain!"
"Inuyasha..." Kagome borrowed some arrows and a bow from Kaede, "Prepare to meet your maker!"
"Wait! No fair! Ah!" an arrow slightly missing his shoulder then thousands of arrows flew at every direction.
"Calm down! Kagome, please do you know if these symptoms are in your world," cried the old priestess saving Inuyasha from certain destruction.
Kagome stop her arrow rampage and looked at her 3 friends. Then, she sighed and went out to help them. Inuyasha, who is pinned on a tree, had no one to keep him company.
"Help? Anyone? Sh%t!" they left the cursing demon to himself.
The future-girl went to look at her weird friends. She then shivered at the sight. Then sighed, she finally solved the mystery.
"Well from what I can tell, Sango, you eating chocolate might be the cause of you being fat and hyper. Miroku, eating all those gummy bears got to your teeth. Shippou, I think you're allergic to Pringles that's why you have hives, growing bumps on your skin," she said informatively.
"GET RID OF IT!" they said in unison.
"Well 1st stop eating those," as she tried to take it away but got a threatening growl stopped her.
Kaede added, "Ye can not stop eating, I think someone has put some kind of drug in it since they found it outside your bag."
"Really?" Kagome thought for a second, "Miroku! Look! It's a naked lady running away from some ruthless men!"
"Where, where, where?! I'll save you young lady!" he said frantically looking around then got the bears taken from him.
"Sango! A deluxe steel sharpened boomerang that comes with a cleaning kit!"
"Really! I always wanted one!" she said with stars in her eyes and got her chocolate bars taken from her.
"Shippou! Supercalofraganisticexmealodocous!" (Mary Poppins)
"What?!" and got the chips taken away.
Kagome smiled. She had the 3 things that had caused her friends so much trouble. She suddenly felt eyes burning through her. She saw her thought-to-be-friends looking at her murderously. Their eyes turned a shade of red. The monk got his hand ready. Fox-boy's teeth and claws suddenly looked scary. Sango's kind nature, turned ugly.
"G...guys! It was for your own good!" cried the girl who was now running for her life.
"Kagome hop on!" said a certain ½ demon.
She went on Inuyasha's back and he ran back to the well, "So, you know how to cure them?"
"No, but maybe my friend does and how did you get out of the tree!" asked the girl.
"Kiara..." said Inuyasha who jumped through the well.
"Oh," said Kagome quietly.
They were now on the other side of the well again. Kagome headed for the house with the dog following behind her.
"I thought we were going to see your friend!" shouted the not-patient hanyou.
"Going out to my friend's house looking like THIS? And you! You need a disguise!" said Kagome.
"Me? What's wrong with what I'm wearing?" said Inuyasha picking on his clothes and looking at his hair.
"God! You must have realized by now that we dress differently from you!"
"So, you wear your weird clothes in feudal Japan why can't I!"
"BECAUSE, it's different here in my world! People judge you... and when you show up here wearing something like that for the holiday.. well that's just weird okay!"
He glared, "So?"
"So! What do you mean sooooo. Aaaaah....." and she tripped Sota's skateboard... again.
Inuyasha quickly caught her, "You're so clumsy you know!"
Their eyes meet and felt their noses touching. The smell of Kagome was making Inuyasha's ears curl. They moved inch by inch closer and nearer then...., "SIS! YOU'RE HERE!"
Inuyasha dropped Kagome who landed on the skateboard and skated towards Sota. He darted out of the way and was heading for a tree and CRASH!
Well let's see how feudal Japan is doing shall we?
"CHOCHOLATE!"
"PRINGLES!"
"GUMMY BEARS!"
I don't think things are going too well. Chaos emerged from the hungry addicted people. Villagers ran for their lives. Shouting and crying could be heard. Growls and grunts are stirring inside their stomachs.
"Stop ye actions! Ye are not in ye right minds, ye!" Kaede talked.
"What are you talking about?! Stop saying "ye!" Speak ENGLISH!" shouted the monsters.
Kiara went in front of her friends and growled as if saying, "STOP IT!"
"Where is Kagome?! She stole out stuff!" cried Sango then got her boomerang and started swinging it around.
Kaede jumped on Kiara's back and grabbed what looked like herbs and medicine, "I have what ye want, come and get it!"
"GIVE IT!" they shouted in unison.
Now we have chasing scene! Kaede raced on with Kiara. Behind her are the 3 ravaging beasts. She ran to the woods where it is far away from other people. As the old priestess leads them out, some bystanders stand watching. Her long hair flowed with the wind and her eyes revealed no feelings as she watched the lunatics run after the poor defenseless old lady.
"Take this you fiends!" as the old lady shot an arrow to them. So maybe she isn't weak after all.
'Wonder what those fools are up to," said the longed haired priestess
Up on the branches, a stranger was also watching the scene. I should say strangerS, 3 of them. They were looking to their enjoyment at the pain of watching 3 friends chasing their 2 companions.
"I bet ya the fat gal will finish the old lady and the cat," said Kagura holding out gold coins.
"No, the monk will suck all of them dry with his hand," as Naraku put out his money.
Kanna looked at the fools, 'I think the fox will win....'
Okay? Some evil people, are they? Now let's go back to the chasing scene.
"Kiara, we have to keep going. Long enough for Kagome and Inuyasha to devise a cure to save our friends," whispered in the cat's ear.
The demon cat nodded and ran faster enough to slow them down.
"Wait for me!" cried the fat exterminator, "I have 10 times my body weight and this stupid rock caught my foot!"
"Okay," whined the 2 companions and started pushing her.
"You should lose some weight, Sango!" pushed the fox then all of a sudden the fat girl crashed the 2 guys.
"Hey I'm free! Now let's go get our sweets back! Guys? Guys!" shouted Sango.
"Gef oft teh ous!" cried the voices underneath her.
"Oh sorry!" blushed the girl.
There will be more sooner or later. Must brainstorm. *Grumbling in stomach* Oops gotta eat! Bye!