Author's Notes: Hey! How ya doing?! I finally got to upload my stories. I can't upload here because whenever I try to go to fanfiction.net they have an error. Well I thank your patience. It paid off though you got to read 3 new chapters to the story!

 Toothaches, Weight problem, and Hives Oh my!

Chapter 4, Hojo

By deadkitty1

There were noises upstairs. Shall we go up and find out who it is? Okay! We see Inuyasha sitting on a bed avoiding the flying garments that are coming towards him. Kagome kept rummaging through her brother's closet for some clothes that would fit a demon.

"Okay Inuyasha! Here! I'll shut the door," Kagome handed him a pair of jeans too large for Sota, an XL shirt that says "Fubu Sports Collection, and finally some boots that probably belonged to her dad. (hehe. Fubu. hehe)

The hanyou started at the alienated outfits and said, "How on earth do you put these on?!"

The girl blushed. She quickly pulled her brother in his room and whispered harshly, "Dress Inuyasha okay!"

The Inuyasha admirer smiled and agreed, "Ok! But aren't those your boxers, sis?" He pointed to a pair of striped boxers that Inuyasha was poking at.

"They don't fit me!" and shut the 2 in.

Kagome's face was red as a cherry. She then went to her own room to change, reminding herself to lock the door. She wore a light blue tank top with a pair of jeans, along with some sandals. She admired herself in the mirror then tied her hair back revealing her earrings. She then went to her brother's room when she heard some noises.

"No you're supposed to put it this way!"

"Like this?"

"No! You put your head on the larger hole! The pants are easy."

"There I'm done!"

"It's backwards!"

The eavesdropping gal giggled at herself. She then shut her mouth as she saw the doorknob turn. What a sight to see! The jeans fit just right. Not to baggy and not to tight. The XL shirt was quite big but that's how guys wear it, I guess. She then looked at his ears and thought of a way to hid them. She grabbed several hats and tried to put in on his head.

"How about this hat? No, This one? No, Ah this one! What do you think Sota?" asked the older sister.

 "The hat is fine but won't people notice that he has white hair?"

"Dyed,"

"How about the yellow eyes?"

"Contacts,"

"How about having no HUMAN ears?"

"Oh, that's a problem. Well maybe a bigger hat," she retrieved a bigger hat that covered his eyes.

Inuyasha growled. He didn't like the setup at all. The clothes smell of human and it didn't give him any protection, "I can't see!!!"

"Well you don't really need to see! Okay, fine," she then tightens the hat a bit so it looks like he has human ears but are covered by the hat.

"There! I'm a genius!"

"Uh, sis? What about the sword?"

"Right, Inuyasha you have to get rid of the sword. People around here are not allowed to carry things like that," she said as if it didn't mattered.

"What!" cried the ½ demon, "There's no way I'm giving this up. You took away my armor but you can't take away my weapon!"

"Do you see anybody outside with a sword?"

The 3 kids looked outside. They saw a guy in some weird outfit carrying a samurai sword down the streets.

"Jerry, come back inside! It's freezing out there!" cried a woman.

"I'm going to the samurai convention, honey!" said the man.

Inuyasha pointed and smiled. Kagome turned her back and pouted. Sota couldn't believe his eyes and kept rubbing them to make sure it wasn't a dream.

"So what?! It was a coincidence. Ah!!!" she tripped on her plat formed sandals and fell down the stairs. She was then down the stairs holding her ankle which she hurt about 3 times today or so, "What is up? Does somebody up there want to hurt me or what?!"

Angels in heaven look at the girl bellow and started giggling.

"Kagome?" said a voice outside the door.

Kagome's eyes showed panic and quickly limped to the kitchen. She deranged her hair. She splashed some hot water on her face and cringed when it hit her. The girl jumped on the couch and grabbed a blanket. Inuyasha looked at her strange behavior. Sota held him back knowing what was happening. Voices outside could be heard and were getting nearer.

"Kagome? Hello? I was sure I heard her voice," said a young man carrying a bag.

"Oh hey, Hojo," said Kagome weakly and glared at her grandpa who tried to look innocent.

He smiled at went near her, "Hi! I know it's your holiday break and all but I just wanted to give you this."

'Oh great another ointment or healing thing,' thought Kagome, "Thanks, Hojo!"

He did give her an ointment or healing thing, "I hope you feel better, Kagome." He then reached out at the back of his pocket again.

Inuyasha got ready to pounce in case it was a knife or something, but it wasn't. It was a bracelet.

"Kagome this is for you. Call it an early Christmas present," Hojo smiled and gently put his gift on her wrist.

Inuyasha growled and pried the hands of Sota's away from him. He jumped from the top of the stairs down, "Get your hands off her!"

Kagome looked alarmed and Hojo looked perplexed, "Who are you?"

"I'm..." Inuyasha was suddenly cut off by Kagome, "He's my friend from... America!"

"Wow! I've always heard people from America are weird but never like this!(we are so not weird!)"said Hojo.

"What?!" shouted the not-so-happy-person.

Kagome pretended to cough very loudly, "Agh! Urgh! Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you for this very generous gift but Agh!"

Hojo looked concerned but knew better, "Oh well, you're very welcome and I guess I should be going." He kissed her quickly on the cheek and left leaving her and Inuyasha shocked at what just happened.

Sota came flying down the stairs, "Sis, I tried to stop him I really did but..." he stopped as he saw them standing there doing nothing, "Sis? Inuyasha?"

Inuyasha said, "Let's go already that guy must be gone by now..."

She just nodded and touched her cheek gently then blushed.

The 2 people headed to the streets. It was cold so Kagome grabbed a jacket. She rode her bike while Inuyasha tried to keep up with her on his 2 feet. He then started running with his feet and hands. She then stopped her bike.

"Do you see people running like you?!" she demanded.

"No," muttered the guy.

"Then stop it," she said under her voice.

He obeyed. It seems he didn't want to go further with the subject.

They ran or walked or biked all the way to the house. The house seemed pretty normal. Nice roof with a mini-garden. BOOM! Smoke was coming out of the chimney. The hanyou exchanged a look towards the girl but she just walked up to the door as if nothing happened. He noticed that she was limping. She then pushed the doorbell and footsteps could be heard inside. A girl appeared at the door. She had short hair and goggles on. Her hair was a mess and she had on a dirty lab coat. Her face smiled as she saw her friend.

"Kagome! How are you? Are you sure you should be out and walking in daylight?!" she said concerned.

"I'm alright L. E." Kagome said, "This is Inuyasha from America. He's my um...."

"Bad, obnoxious, and abusive boyfriend?" L. E. suggested.

"What?!" said the suppose-to-be-American person.

Kagome was about to correct her misguided friend but was interrupted by another blast deep in the house, "Hold on come in and make your selves comfortable. I have to handle this."

The 2 went in and sat on the couch waiting. Kagome fiddled with her new bracelet. Inuyasha watched her then looked away glaring at a porcelain doll. She sensed his anger and tried to make a conversation.

"It wasn't my fault really!" said Kagome, "I meant about the boyfriend stuff. I didn't mean you... as the boyfriend that is and..."

"How's your ankle, Kagome?" he asked looking at the doll's eyes as if it contained the answer.

She looked at him surprised, "Oh! Um... it's fine just fine. How did you know?"

"You were limping..." he answered and touched the doll's hair.

Their conversation was interrupted by the sound of a huge explosion downstairs.

"OKAY! YOU CAN COME DOWNSTAIRS!" yelled L. E. downstairs.

"Coming," they both said.

They went downstairs. Smoke was there but was escaping through the chimney. There were chemicals and all sorts of scientific technology. The boy was amazed from all of the stuff started sniffing and touching. L. E. halted his fun.

"Sorry boy! These are dangerous and there is no touching okay!" she said, "Now Kagome what you want?"

Kagome handed the candy and said, "Here some of my um... friends ate them and now 1 of them is fat, the other has hives, and the last one has bad case of tooth pains."

"I'll do what I can," she said and after a few experiments and praying to the ceiling she... was still clueless.

"Well I found out what made your friends fat, have toothaches, and got hives. But I can't seem to find a stupid cure! ARGH!" yelled the suppose-to-be-brilliant-scientist.

Inuyasha was poking at a Pepsi bottle, and then it spilled on the candy that L. E. was examining. 

The Kagome started yelling at our hero, "How dare you! Inuyasha you ruined it! You are so..."

L. E. was suddenly dancing and hopping up and down, "Kagome I found the cure! It's the Pepsi! Let them drink it and they'll be back to normal!"

"Really!" cried Kagome and she started dancing with her friend.

The hero stared at the 2 crazy girls then shrugged and started poking at a glass tube with green liquid, "NO! DON'T TOUCH..!

A big explosion blasted through the basement leaving 3 black people.

"Oops, sorry..." then the black ½ demon ran for his life.

There you go! Finished well still a lot to go. Whatever. Bye!