Author's Notes: *Sigh* Me bored. Reviews anyone? God I sound like a hobo. Well I don't care! I WANT REVIEWS! AAAAHHHHHHHH! I'm gonna go NUTS! *Someone smacks her on the head* Oh sorry got a little carried away. Stupid guy! You made me lose 1 brain cell! Now on with the next chapter.
Toothaches, Weight problem, and Hives Oh my!
Chapter 6, The Cure
By deadkitty1
The scene changes as snow floats gently on the ground. A girl, on the bike, rides ever so slowly as the guy behind her mutters endlessly. They were almost at the shrine when a cute bunny got in their way.
"Oh! How cute!" cried Kagome.
"Cute? Feh! We got better things to do! Hurry up and pick up the pace, woman!" shouted the hanyou who was way ahead.
"Would you wait?! God!" she got on her bike and tried to ride as fast as she can.
As the 2 go scurrying off the bunny was left to do nothing. It suddenly saw something sparkly and took it. It went off in its hole and was gone.
"Finally were here! Let's go!" shouted Inuyasha.
"Hold on! I have like a 6-canned Pepsi here you know," Kagome said carrying the thing, "Also I'm handicapped since my ankle has been busted up oh so many times."
"You humans and your weaknesses," muttered the ½ demon.
As Kagome carried the Pepsi she had a feeling, "I sense a shikon shard!"
"What?! Where?!" growled the guy ready for action.
'It's impossible! I know there was a shikon shard here last time but wait…' she felt her neck but nothing was there.
"Kagome, what's wrong with you? You're suppose to tell me where the shard is!" shouted the impatient hanyou.
"I… I…I lost the jewel!" panicked the dark-haired gal.
"WHAT?!"
"I must have lost it while I was riding my bike and… AH! The rabbit!" she ran back to her bike and slowly went back to find the rabbit.
"Great! The jewel is lost and all she can think about is a stupid bunny! Whatever," he went after her.
Okay this is going to take a while. So let's check on the 2 gambling sisters.
"Lucky 7! Common lucky 7!" shouted Kagura as she rolled the dice.
Kanna was busy with the slot machines.
"7" cried the guy.
"Yahoo! 7! Alright!" shouted Kagura, "Man! I'm sure am glad that I went on this vacation. Especially when all the expenses are paid by Naraku!"
Kanna carried a bag that says, "NARAKU'S MONEY, DO NOT TOUCH OR SPEND OR I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD."
"Stupid poker game," muttered a voice.
Kanna looked down to see a person no bigger than her hand.
"I wonder if, Master Inuyasha has any money," sobbed the poor flea.
Kanna gently took the flea in her hand and… squashed it.
"Kanna! Look what I won!" cried Kagura then looked at Kanna's hand, "What do you have in your hand?"
The pale girl showed her sister a flinching flea.
"Ah! You are part of Naraku's crew! I must go tell Lord Inuyasha!" cried the flea.
"Who are you, insect?" glared the feather girl.
"Mi…Myoga," shivered the poor guy.
"Squish him
again, Kanna," ordered the older sister.
"Wait!" cried the poor guy and
spotted the broken pieces of Kanna's mirror in her pocket, "I know where you
may attain a new mirror just like that!"
Kanna grabbed the flea and said, "Lead the way."
What about that, huh? Well let's go back.
"Inuyasha! I found the bunny!" shouted a voice.
"Finally! Where is it?" cried the guy.
They were both stuck in some kind of place with a lot of trees. I think they call it a forest.
"You won't believe this!" said Kagome.
"What?!" shouted the hanyou then looked up to see a tall bunny the size of a tree!
"The shard is in the neck! I think it ate it!" trembled the girl.
"Not so cute now, is it?" he drew his sword, "Time to play!"
"Inuyasha!"
"Get back, Kagome!" and swung his sword hard at the giant stuffed bunny.
The bunny's eyes glowed red and showed it's horrible buckteeth.
"Take this your good for nothing… thing!" shouted Inuyasha.
The sword hit the bunny directly and it roared. A bunny roars? Anyway the birds scattered away from the fight and the trees shook. The bunny lay motionless on the ground.
"Heh! That was easy. Not much of a fighter though," gloated the hanyou.
Kagome took the shard silently and looked at the poor thing, "It's my fault. If I hadn't lost the jewel this wouldn't have happened and if I hadn't given the food to my friends they wouldn't be in this situation."
"Get off it! It's just a dumb rabbit!" said Inuyasha.
"SIT! It's not a dumb rabbit! It didn't deserve this! It deserved to live a full life with the outer bunnies and…" well here comes Kagome's speech.
"Stupid!" said the ½ demon that had his face on the ground.
"Rabbits are one of the most gentlest creatures there is! They are also one of the creatures that can jump really far," lectured Kagome.
"Kagome…"
"Their long legs help them do that!"
"Kagome…"
"Along with their fluffy fur that keeps them warm in the winter!"
"Kagome…"
"And those long ears that help the hear!"
"Kagome!"
"And those cute eyes and the way it eats! It's full of cuteness!"
"KAGOME!"
"What?
Inuyasha pointed to the bunny that was hopping away. It returned to its normal size and there wasn't a scratch on it. Kagome just stood there speechless. Thank goodness.
"Let's go! Common!" said the hanyou.
"But… but… you strike and…kill…," Kagome stuttered.
The ½ demon grabbed her and put her on his back. He carried her all the way home stuttering and stuttering. As they got to the door Kagome's mother stood there holding out their things.
"Oh good! Your back!" smiled Kagome's mom, "I got your clothes washed, Inuyasha. Here."
He smelled it and flinched, "It smells like flowers!"
"And here's your stuff, Kagome," and she handed her the big yellow back, "Good luck you 2!"
"Bunnies… rabbits… kill…not dead…," Kagome kept muttering.
"I'm gonna change out of these weird outfits!" cried Inuyasha and went behind the house.
Kagome went to the well with her stuff and looked in, "I hope those guys didn't do much damage to the town."
We look to see on the other side of the well is 3-drugged friend sleeping like babies!
"HA! I told you my herbs will put them to sleep!" smiled the victorious Kaede.
Kikyo frowned, "I still think my herbs would have worked better."
"What do you mean?! Your herbs contain poison!" exclaimed Kaede.
The 2 went back to arguing. The cat was getting tired of hanging out with them. Kiara headed for the well. As she was walking through the forest she saw something interesting. There were 3 people walking.
"Hai! Sesshoumaru-sama! Where are we going? Rin's feet hurt!" complained Rin.
"Yes, my Lord! I think this is a suitable place to rest! If I may say so," said a green frog.
"We are being watched," said Sesshoumaru calmly. He swung his sword at a tree and it fell.
"Meow!" popped up Kiara.
"Ne?" Rin asked.
"It's one of Inuyasha's companions!" said Jaken.
"KAWAII!" Rin screamed and gather the cat in her arms.
"Rin… release the cat and I will finish it," the prince had the sword by his hand.
"NO! SESSHOUMARU-SAMA!" cried Rin.
"Hand the cat over, child," said Jaken.
"No!" Rin began to show her puppy-dog look.
The tough guy suddenly loosened up. He then put the sword back in its scabbard and continues to walk. Jaken follows with his repetitive babbling about destroying the cat. Rin gently put the cat down and hurried to keep up with them. Kiara smiled at the girl and at Inuyasha's brother then made her way to the well just in time to see the 2 heroes pop up.
"Kiara? Where is everyone?" they said in unison.
The cat transformed and carried the two back to the culprits. They found ½ of the village in a wretch and 2 arguing priestesses. They both rushed to the scene.
"Kikyo?" said Inuyasha with much compassion.
"Ah! Kagome? Do ye have the cure?" asked old lady Kaede.
"Yeah I got it right here…" she said as she glared at Inuyasha, who was walking towards the love of his life.
"Good! They're sleeping now so if ye could please cure them before thou wake up?" asked lady Kaede pleadingly.
"Yeah, right," she opened up a Pepsi and gave each 3 a sip.
The bumps on Shippou disappeared without a trace. Sango returned to her original sexy form. Miroku got the annoying pain out of his teeth. They all woke up dizzy and confused.
"Huh? Kagome?" they said then they looked at themselves, "WE'RE CURED!!!"
"Yeah just take it easy you guys and don't eat anything from my bag until I say so,"
"Kagome, thank you!" smiled Sango adoring her figure.
Shippou hugged her and said, "I'm so happy! I'm not a monster!"
"Correction your not disfigure, you're already a monster, as in a demon," said Miroku then looked at Kagome, "Are you sure YOUR alright, Lady Kagome?"
"Yeah, why?" she asked.
Miroku pointed to her swollen ankle, "That…"
"What? Oh that! It's nothing, really," laughed Kagome nervously.
"Let me go get my herbs and I'll fix it up for you, Kagome," Kaede went in the hut to get it.
"We'll go with you Kaede!" called Sango.
"I'd go to the ends of the earth for you, Sango!" the monk said as he held her hands.
"Get in there!" she kicked the guy in the hut.
"Common, Shippou," said the demon exterminator.
"But I wanna stay with Kagome!" cried the fox boy.
Sango took the fox in her arms and said, "Kagome needs to be alone right now. Right?"
Kagome looked at Sango, "Thanks."
She watched her friends go in the hut. That left her alone watching Kikyo and Inuyasha in their conversation. 'How can he just stand there and talk to her like that. Doesn't he know that I'm watching? Doesn't he care?' Kagome then stood up. 'I shouldn't care. I shouldn't. They deserve each other. I don't care… I don't care.' She headed towards the forest again when she should have stayed to listen to their conversation.
"Kikyo," said Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha," said Kikyo.
"Kikyo,"
"Inuyasha,"
"Kikyo…"
"Inuyasha…"
God, that's boring. Maybe it was better she left. Let's check on Naraku's gang.
"We're here!" said Myoga.
They were inside a room where the only sign of light was the candles that surround it. A dark feeling lurked inside. There were 3 people waiting for the visitors. They all wear a black cape so their physical appearances cannot be distinguished. The 4 unknown visitors entered the room
"Hey! Do you have a mirror that resembles this?" Kagura said holding out the pieces of Kanna's mirror.
"We do," said the mysterious voice and showed a mirror that looks exactly like Kanna's.
"Well, hand it over! I don't care what clan you come from or who you are for that matter! Just give it to us!" said Kagura bravely.
"We'll give it to you over a game of cards that has not been played for a long time," said the mysterious voice.
"Okay! Bring it on!" shouted Kanna.
LIKE IT?! I hope so! I'll just go now. I should be studying for midterms or something not writing this! Bye!