Author's Notes: HAHAHAHA! Midterms are over! I'm so happy right now! *deadkitty1 jumps for joy* Sorry for keeping you waiting. I was going to write a fanfic but I was busy and my mommy grounded me. She's sleeping right now so shush! I don't want to get in trouble! By the way, I corrected my spelling and punctuation in the other chapters so it will be perfect. Don't worry I didn't change the plot. It's still the same. Now what chapter was I on? Oh right, Chapter 7!
Toothaches, Weight problem, and Hives Oh my!
Chapter 7, Mirror, Priestess Dilemma, Herbs!
By deadkitty1
The game between Kanna and a guy with a cloak was about to begin. They were each facing each other and the outer stupid cloak guys started to chant some weird words.
"Hold on," said the cloak-guy.
"….." started Kanna.
"What are you going to give me when I win?" he asked with some pleasure in his voice.
Kanna tossed the poor flea to the floor.
"No, I do not want such a thing," he growled, "What I want is… your soul!"
Kanna only smiled and nodded her head gently. Kagura looked at her sister like she just sold her soul to the devil. (She kinda did.)
"This game has been played in ancient Egypt and is now spreading over the world," he said in a creepy voice, "These games are played with dueling monsters and…"
"Wait a dam* minute here! Are you talking about Yu-gi-oh?!" shouted Kagura.
"What if I am?" he asked mysteriously.
"You are so in the wrong story! Since when has this become a crossover, huh?! ANYBODY!" Kagura shouted at the unknown ceiling, "Well I'm not going to let a crossover in this story happen!"
The ground started to move tremendously and walls shook violently. Suddenly corpses started to appear out of the ground started to attack the people in the cloaks.
"This isn't part of the rules!" cried the guy. He took a staff that looked strangely like Jaken's, and blocked the attacks from them.
"I know who you are!" cried Kagura and took the cloak away to reveal a very ugly frog. The cloak guys took one look at their suppose-to-be leader and took off.
"Don't hurt me!" cowered the frog on a corner, "Here take the mirror! Just leave me alone!"
Kanna grabbed the mirror and went away. Kagura followed in her footsteps. All that was left was Jaken and Myoga.
"You are Sesshoumaru-sama's little imp," cried the flea.
"And you are Inuyasha's informer!" shouted the frog.
They both looked at each other for a long time. Each of them are staring each other by the eye. Each thinking of what move to make next. They're cunning in their own way but are they able to defend the honor of their masters?
"Wanna get a drink?" suggested Jaken, "I'll be on me."
"So, let me guess," started Myoga, "Your master also dumped you right?"
"Yeah," replied the frog.
Hey! You're supposed to be fighting not getting drunk and wallowing in your sorrows! Well whatever. Wonder what Naraku is doing. All his body parts were scattered all over the floor. His blood is staining the carpet. Also his ligaments are twitching repetitively while his eyes remain blinking.
"When I find those b#itches I'm going to RIP their heads off their shoulders then I'm going to HANG them from their limbs and TEAR their eyes off then I'm going to SQUEEZE their pathetic hearts until it turns blue and then I'm gonna… Wait!" cried the decapitated Naraku, "Kohaku! Go find those girls and bring them to me alive!"
A young boy dressed in exterminator mode came out, "Yes, master," Then he made his way out but accidentally stepped on his stomach.
"AHH! YOU STUPID BOY!" shouted Naraku, "How the H#LL am I suppose to eat now?!"
I think this is too much for one person to take. Let's go back to the good guys side.
"Miroku! You hentai! Come back here!" screamed Sango carrying her boomerang over her head.
"Thee is not helping," said Kaede getting quite annoyed. She was grounding up some green leaves.
"Lady Kaede!" smiled little Shippou, "Look what I made!" He held up a picture of Sango hitting Miroku on the head.
"Dear me, I do hope Lady Kagome is doing well with Inuyasha," sighed the old priestess.
Out in a field of tall grass, we see two figures talking in a distance. One of them is Inuyasha yet the other one was not Kagome but the priestess that she was reincarnated into. Their physical descriptions seem so alike that you would mistake them for twins. Let's see if the two are saying things other then that of their names.
"Kikyo… are you all right?" Inuyasha asked bravely.
"Inuyasha… I am dead," answered the priestess, "How do you think I feel?"
The ½ demon looked into her eyes and said, "You're right. I don't know how you feel. You mean everything to me, Kikyo. I promise that I will destroy Naraku so that you may forever rest in peace!"
"I will not rest in peace, Inuyasha, until you are also dead," Kikyo said touching the corner of his face.
"I don't understand," said the hanyou confused by her statement.
"Do you not get it, Inuyasha? The time when I thought you had betrayed me, I died thinking that I'd meet you on the other side. I died thinking that we will be together, forever. But then I also died with a dark heart filled with hatred and revenge," glared the priestess now squeezing his cheek, "Face it Inuyasha, I'm an evil b%itch now and there's no way you can change that!"
"You're killing my cheek!" squeak the guy in pain.
"Oh! Sorry!" Kikyo gently let go of him then took of in those soul-stealing minions she has, "I will have you for myself, Inuyasha! You will come with me to H%LL!"
It took the guy a minute to get all the information in his brain. 'She's evil. No, it can't be true. The Kikyo I know is kind hearted yet she wants me killed! What is up with my love life?! I should have just fallen for one of my dad's girlfriends but noooo, I had to fall in love with a human! Wait! Human. Where's Kagome? She must've run off when she saw me with Kikyo! Da%n it!'
Where is the other main character of my story? Where's Kagome? I know she's here somewhere. Oh! Here she is! A dark figure sat down on the roots of a very big tree. A tree that looks ever so familiar. Her hair cut across hiding her face from anyone, though no one can miss the tears that flow freely out from her eyes.
"Inuyasha…" she whispered.
Just as she was sitting on her place she heard a noises in the bushes. She quickly held her ground while clutching a big rock. The noise just kept getting louder and closer. She quickly threw the rock in the bushes. She heard the cry of a fallen animal and quickly rushed to see what it was. It was Kiara with a huge bump on her head.
"Oh my god! What have I done!" cried Kagome, "Kiara? KIARA?! Oh poor kitty! I'm so sorry, honey!"
"Meow," said the poor delicate kitty.
She took her red scarf thingy hanging on her neck and gently wrapped it around the kitty's head, "Is this better? I'm really sorry, Kiara, I thought you were a demon that's going to kill me."
The kitty just purred as Kagome scratched her chin.
Let's leave the 2 so that Kiara can get healed and go back to watching Inuyasha running around all lost.
'Where is that, wench!' thought Inuyasha, 'Wait I smell something. Uh oh. This is not good.'
"Inuyasha… what a surprise," said an icy voice.
"Sesshoumaru, what are you doing her you scum!" the hanyou grabbed his hand on the Tetsusaiga.
"I'm not here to take the Tetsusaiga, today," started the prince, "I'm here to look for, Jaken."
"Feh! What's the matter, Sesshoumaru?" snared the ½ demon, "Too scared to fight me one on one with out your imp?"
The great Sesshoumaru stared at Inuyasha hard and got his sword ready then said, "You are really pushing it, LITTLE brother. Do you want to die that fast?"
"Argh, die!" Inuyasha took his sword and charged but just as he did he heard a faint "meow" near the tree in which he was pin to 50 years ago.
Sesshoumaru smiled, "Wel, Inuyasha, what's keeping you? Aren't you going to continue with your reckless behavior?"
"Your not worth it! Not tonight anyway!" he then ran the opposite direction through the forest to find that sound.
"Rin, you can come out now!" ordered the guy.
"Huh? Sesshoumaru-sama? Who is that?" asked the girl innocently.
"Come we have to find Jaken," he said ignoring her questions.
"Hai!" Rin skipped along with her master.
Inuyasha finally found where the sound was coming from. It was coming from Kiara and she was meowing at Kagome. He was about to talk to her but stopped when he heard the mention of his name.
"Inuyasha… I wonder what's he's doing with Kikyo now," sighed Kagome, "Probably making out."
Inuyasha growled, 'How can she accuse me of doing something like that!' ('Cause ur 2 timing both girls, duh!)
Kiara looked towards where Inuyasha was but decided not to make him noticeable until Kagome was finished scratching her back.
"Maybe I should have gone back home," she started thinking, "You know Kiara, I sometimes think this isn't real that one day I'm going to wake up and find that I can't go back here to feudal Japan, that I can't come and see you and the others. You know what I mean? If I hadn't met you guys I would have a normal life and I wouldn't be falling down on my grades. If I hadn't come I wouldn't have shattered the Shikon Jewel. If I hadn't come I wouldn't have woken up Inuyasha. If I hadn't come… I wouldn't know the word Inuyasha…"
Kiara looked at Kagome in a funny way.
"You know, this is where we 1st met!" smiled the girl, "He would think of me as only a jewel detector, a wench, a reincarnation and nothing more. He's a good guy though. I didn't notice it until that time when he almost kissed me… the time when he was human and he told me that I smell good… the time when he hugged me so tight… I thought for a minute that I must be important to him and maybe he thought of me as something more than a jewel detector…"
Kiara gently nudged the girl as if telling her that's she's here and that she's spacing out and that she has something to tell her.
"Huh? Oh yeah. Wait," said Kagome, "What do you have here? Some herbs? For old lady Kaede? Well let's go give it to her. She must be mad for making me keep you here this long. Kiara, you should have told me sooner you know."
The 2 left to go back to the hut. Meanwhile Inuyasha heard it all yet he couldn't believe it all. What should he do with this information that was gladly given to him? Blackmail her so that she'd think twice about saying the s-word to him? Yet somehow what she said made him want to just stay by her side and never let her go away again.
"Kagome… so that's what you really think, huh?" he whispered.
Never thought it would end up like this. Let's go back to the hut.
"Where in heavens is dear, Kiara!" cried Kaede, "I have fetched her for the herbs yet she did not come back!"
"Lady Kaede?" asked Sango, "These herbs that you collect can cure anything?"
"Not all of the diseases!" said Kaede getting some candles, "If I were able to do that everyone in the world wouldn't die!"
"Well I have one more question," joined in Miroku.
"Yes?" she said.
"I seem to remember you having a tremendous abundant of healing herbs. Where are they now?" the monk asked suspiciously.
"Well if I seem to recall ye all ate them," she said as-a-matter-of-factly.
"What?!" said the trio.
"Yes," began the old lady, "Ye all were gaining fast behind me and Kiara so I had no choice but to toss you the herbs that you thought were the chocolate, Pringles, and gummy bears you were yapping about. Kikyo was willing to toss in her herbs but I wouldn't allow her herbs to poison you. What's with ye weird faces? I don't smell that bad."
All the 3 people turned green and rushed out of the hut. You can hear the sounds of moans and groans and a splatter of something. They came back all weary and sleepy.
"Well it seems thee herbs ye ate are having some side effects since ye all ate it in 1 bite," said Kaede looking concerned.
"I don't feel so good," moaned Shippou.
"Yes, I think the medicine is starting to take effect," informed Miroku.
"I feel like my energy is waning," swayed Sango.
The 3 friends all fell flat on the floor sleeping like babies. Just as they did, Kiara came in carrying Kagome since she kept tripping over the roots in the dark because of her ankle.
"What happened?" asked Kagome looking at the crayon drawings, a bumped up boomerang, and 3 sleeping friends.
Kaede said, "I'll explain all while I heal ye ankle, Kagome."
Kiara gently put the herbs on the floor and curled up on the fire. Soon the whole hut was filled with soft snores.
Getting sleepy? Yes I am. Meanwhile back with Myoga and Jaken.
"Then, he says that the little brat is gonna hang around!" hiccupped Jaken.
"Who?" swayed Myoga, "That little human girl, Rin?"
"Yeah! Every since she'd come around the 2 have been picking on me! I've got stepped over 20 by that girl? But does Sesshoumaru-sama care? No! He never cares for nobody!"
"Yes! It's just like Master Inuyasha! I give him some information then he squashes me for drinking his blood! I mean I gave him the information the least he can do is give me some of his blood!"
"I say we quit and destroy Naraku by ourselves!"
"Yeah! All for one and one for all!"
Those drunken fools came out of the drinking hut and headed towards where they thought was Naraku's Castle. Guess what? They were right! It was Naraku's Castle! Never thought in a million years that a couple of servants like them would actually find it. The 2 drunken idiots went to the mansion all drunk and singing the 100-bottles-of-beer on the wall song.
"Who dare enters my beautiful mansion without persmission?!" yelled the disfigured Naraku.
"AH! 45 bottled of beer on the war, um wall," yelled Myoga.
"Look, a head!" smiled Jaken. He put Naruku's head with the other 2 on his staff.
"Stop! I command you to put me down immediately!" went the berserk Naraku.
"AW! Come on join the party! We're here to destroy, Naraku!" slurred the 2, "Here have some sake!" (That is what Japanese people drink as alcohol right? I hope so…)
"Stop! I have to watch my blood pressure and…" Jaken stuck the bottle in his mouth and the 3 started singing now.
"WE'VE GOT THE POWER!" they yelled and then started dancing.
Deep in a casino, the 2 girls were having a ball.
"Mini bar, slots, poker…" Kagura started, "Agh! I don't know what to choose."
"Naraku wants you to come with me," started Kohaku who appeared out of nowhere.
Kanna showed Kohaku her mirror, which reflected Naraku getting drunk. The 3 stared at each other.
"Hey! Want to hangout with us?" asked Kagura.
"I have to go back to Naraku," said Kohaku and went back.
The 2 looked at each other then shrugged and went back to partying.
I'll stop here. I hope this is getting good cause… I just hope it's getting good. By the way that song, "I've got the power," I don't know who sang it but I saw this commercial about Jim Carrey having the powers of God and he said that so I decided to throw that it. Yay! Inuyasha on the weekdays! Ok me go. BYE! Don't forget to tell me how my story went!