Author's Notes: Darn! Maybe I shouldn't have changed the spelling and punctuations in the other stories! Now I messed up the format! I don't like it! It's not indented and junk! And I have no idea what to do! It looked perfect on Microsoft word but it messes up when I uploaded on the Internet! Fine, forgot it! I don't care. I'll just leave it that way. U can still read it can ya? Yeah u can so I was going to Chapter 8 right? Ok.
Toothaches, Weight problem, and Hives Oh my!
Chapter 8, Weird Ending
By deadkitty1
Kohaku gripped his weapon close to his side. He started heading towards the castle where Naraku was hidden. Just when he was home free, someone stood in front of him. A strange figure with long flowing hair glared at the boy.
"Who are you?" questioned Kohaku.
"I should ask you the same thing," asked the girl, "Are you not one of Naraku's minions?"
"What if I am?" he said pointing his weapon at her. (It's rude to point at people)
"You have a shikon jewel embedded in your back," she said pointing at him too. (What did I tell u! it's rude to point at people!)
He put his shiny weapon away, "You are the priestess, Kikyo, aren't you?"
"Kind of you to know," she smiled.
He stared at her lifeless eyes then passed her by, "Sorry, but I must attend to Naraku."
"How would you like to live a normal life without that jewel in your back?" she said.
Just when he turned around to question what she meant, Kikyo, with her quick reflexes, took the shard away from his back. He was shocked and fell to the ground motionless.
"You lifeless b%itch! That was my only life support!" yelled the little boy.
"Stop your whining! Your fine!" glared the priestess.
"No I'm not! I'm going to die!" whined the boy, "And I never got to taste honeydew! WAH!"
Kikyo gave the boy a hard slap on the face, "Shut up! I'm a priestess for god's sake! I can take the jewel without harming you! And you ain't missed nothing! Watermelon is better!"
The boy stood up checking to see if he was all right, then yelled, "YES! I'M FREE! WHAAAHHOOO!!! ALL RIGHT! THANK YOU!"
Kohaku gently shook the priestess's hands. Kikyo looked at him funny. He then took off skipping through the woods leaving the priestess with a lot to think about.
'Did I do the right thing?' she thought. 'Honeydew… doesn't even have any taste to it!'
Meanwhile, we find another person running through the forest. He looks like Tarzan and kind of smells like him too though it isn't Tarzan.
"Come on! I smell the witch that killed our clan!" growled the wolf.
"Ah! Wait for us, Kouga!" cried the others, "Unlike you! We don't have the shikon jewel to make us run faster!"
Uh oh! Someone is in trouble. Let's see who the lucky person is!
"You da%n cheater!" cried a guy almost naked.
"Heh! You snooze you lose pal!" laughed the girl with a feather, "You don't have to take it out on a beautiful lady like me!"
"Fu*king b$tch! There you are!" shouted the young wolf guy who blasted through the door.
"You here to play?" she asked innocently, "Or are you here to get your head taken off?"
"Don't you play games with me! Where is Naraku! After I'm done with you I'll go after him!" he yelled.
"Excuse me? Don't you mind? We're playing a game here after all!" yelled one of the people on the table, "Here I place all my money!"
"Ah! Nice, well I'll join you!" she smiled and put all her winning money on the table.
Kouga was curious in how she can risk something all her money like that. He then saw Kanna's mirror and the image it was showing.
"You've all been tricked!" he cried and grabbed the mirror, "See! She's been cheating all along! She know each and every hand you have!"
Kagura glared at the wolf, "Oh that is so it! You f#ucking b*stard. You ruined everything!"
Yay! A fight scene! Do I want a fight scene? I think I do. The 2 faced off preparing their darkest weapons. Kanna grabbed some popcorn and got one of the best seats in the house. Other people joined in placing their bets on the suppose-to-be winner.
"You should have ran away while you had the chance," smiled Kagura.
"Why? And miss the fun of tearing your face in ½? I don't think so!" Kouga threatened.
They got ready. They raised their
arms and prepared for an… arm wrestle? 1st Kouga with his tough
muscular, juicy arm was crushing Kagura! But Kagura countered and almost won.
Kouga got his strength back to clearly crush the girl. The crowd was going
wild! And Kouga wins!
"Ha! Now I claim my prize!" shouted Kouga, "You are to be my woman!"
Kagura flinched at the thought, "Agh! How disgusting! What about Kagome?"
"That's right! She is to be my only woman and you are suppose to tell me where is Naraku!" he shouted then muttered, "Besides you're not pretty enough…"
"Kanna, come on. Might as well take this chance to destroy Naraku and get him out of our lives forever huh? And I AM PRETTY!" she said.
Kanna nodded and the 3 exited leaving the casino in ruins. Money spread around and people were fighting like rabid beasts to taste it. Enough bad guy talk lets go to the good side.
"There ye are, Kagome!" smiled Kaede, "Just don't put so much strain on it."
"Thanks, Kaede!" smiled Kagome admiring her almost healed ankle, "Well, I have to go."
"Leaving so soon? I would have thought ye have sorted out thy problems with Inuyasha," said Kaede.
"Oh, we have! Really! It just that… I have a test tomorrow and I can't miss it since it's a big part of my grade!" lied the girl.
"Very well. I'll see you soon, Kagome," said Kaede.
"Yeah! Sure! Bye!" she left with her big yellow bag, 'Why did I bring this? I didn't need it! God it's so heavy.'
Along the village a certain hanyou was looking for his girl. He ran like those Dragon Ball Z people on TV, with his arms behind his back and his chest forward. (My friend run's like that! It's funny!)
'Kagome, where are you? F^ck!' cursed the ½ demon.
He soon arrived to the hut were everybody was sleeping. The snoring interrupted the stillness of the night. Suddenly, Kaede came with some medicine glad to see the ½ demon.
"Ah! Inuyasha! There ye are!" smiled Kaede.
"Where's Ka…" he stopped when somebody trampled on him, "Hey! B*stard!"
"Sango! Look at me! I'm free! I'm not under Naraku's control anymore!" shouted the voice.
Everyone started to wake up. Each were moaning and groaning. Inuyasha lay there with an intense headache.
"Ko..Kohaku? Is that really you?" stuttered the demon exterminator, "I must be dreaming!"
"Me too!" smiled the perverted monk who was underneath her.
"AH! Get your dirty hand out of there!" she gave him a hard kick.
"Kohaku! What are your schemes? Why are you here?!" yelled Inuyasha.
Kohaku hugged her big sister. Sango hugged back. Everyone looked at loving siblings yet they can't believe it's true. Has Kohaku really been released from Naraku's control?!
"Sis! I'm so sorry!" cried the boy, "I'm so sorry for everything. For dad, for the others, and for you!"
"Kohaku… it is all right. You were being controlled by Naraku," smiled the girl, "It's all right."
"How can you free?" asked Miroku rubbing his butt from the kick.
"The priestess, Kikyo removed the shikon jewel from my back without harming me at all!" he smiled.
"How can that be?" asked Shippou, "I thought only Naraku can remove it so that you won't die."
"I don't care as long as you're all right… I don't care," cried Sango with Kiara joining her, "My brother is back! I'm so happy! Kohaku! I forgive you. I love you!"
"Really, Sango?" smiled Miroku.
"Not you!" she yelled.
"Kikyo…" said Inuyasha in deep thought, "Wait! Where's Kagome?"
Kaede brought some food for the new guest, and then said, "She went back to her own world saying something about a test. Food anyone?"
The demon went out the door before anyone can stop him, "Bye!"
"So…" Miroku began, "Kohaku? How was Sango like when she was a girl?"
Sango grabbed her boomerang and bopped him on the head, "Zip it monk! It's none of your buisiness!"
Meanwhile the other bad guys were on their way. Kouga, Kagura, and Kanna each equip themselves with weapons of mass destruction. (Hmm. Sounds like Saddam)
"This is it! It's now or nothing!" shivered Kagura. 'Though he still has my heart and control over me. Will I be able to stand against him?!'
Kouga kicked the castle door open, "Come out you beast!"
They only found 3 singing fools along with a priestess.
"Kikyo…" glared Kagura.
"Nice if you to join me? Have you come to destroy Naraku too?" she said.
"Like a virgin! Touch for the very 1st time!" sang Myoga.
"Like a virrrrgin!" danced Jaken.
"When your heart beats next to mine!" joined in Naraku.
"This song is making my head hurt!" shouted the annoyed wolf, "Though it has a certain beat to it."
"Will you join me in ending their misery?" asked Kikyo readying her bow and arrow.
The 4 people all starting with K's got their weapons ready to strike down 3 seriously gay guys. I mean guys. Not gay! Kikyo had her bow. Kagura had control of the wind. Kouga had his claws. Kanna had a big bazooka. Wait a minute. That's not right.
"Stop!" said a voice.
"What?!" they said in unison.
Sesshoumaru grabbed the 2 drunken guys out of the way, "Ok."
"What about me?!" yelled Naraku.
A big blast of energy erupted from the castle and can be seen for miles! Debris fell all around them. The great Naraku was finally gone.
"Stupid fools," glared Sesshoumaru, "What were you thinking?!"
"Stupid, stupid, stupid!" danced Rin.
"Ah! Master! You are a yellow-nose-pot-belly pig!" slurred Jaken, "And you're face looks like a…a gay guy! And you wear that stupid fluffy thing like a…a…a…achoo… very lousy person!"
Sesshoumaru took one look at Jaken. He knew what was coming even though he was drunk. Rin looked at her father figure with a worried face.
"Sesshoumaru-sama, Jaken didn't mean it!" she tried to defend her friend.
"You…you…" then the great one, sprang into tears of sadness, "You are so mean!"
Jaken suddenly felt sorry, "Master! Please don't cry! I am the one who is supposed to be crying! I'm sorry!"
"Really?" whimpered the prince.
"Yes! I was very careless and irresponsible," said the frog.
"Good," he took his sword and sliced the frog, "Take this as a warning. Nobody makes I, Sesshoumaru, cry!"
"Yes, Master…" said the now whimpering frog.
Eh. I don't think I can explain this. I really don't think I can. Let's call it a break down?
Kagura grabbed her heart and swallowed it, "There I'm free. Come on Kanna!"
Kanna grabbed her heart (Did Naraku have Kanna's heart? I think so… not sure but pretend ok?)
"Hey, I can't forgive you for killing my clan! You die too!" shouted Kouga.
"Oh! Look the shikon jewels from your legs are gone!" said Kagura.
"What? NO! They're gone! AH!" cried the poor wolf.
"Come on we'll buy you a drink!" pitied Kagura. 'He may be a wolf but he kinda looks cute' she thought.
Well the blast of power from the castle came and gone. Away in a distance, we hear the yelling of a monk.
"My hand!" trembled the monk, "MY HAND!!!"
"What is it, Miroku?" asked the innocent and really adorable Shippou.
"The whole in my had disappeared!" he gently touched the hand as if it weren't real, "Gone. Like it never was there."
"Really? Let me see!" Sango gazed at his hand touching it, "Wait, this is your left hand I wanted to see your…"
"AH! I can finally touch women with my right hand!" cried Miroku touching Sango again.
"You! You've done nothing but touch me all day you pervert! AH!" she grabbed her huge boomerang and chased him all over the hut.
"Does this always happen?" asked Kohaku.
"It's the normal routine," asked Shippou, "Hey Kiara! Careful! You almost got stepped on again!"
Nice ending. No? Why? Oh right, I forgot completely about the main characters of the story! Darn how could I do this? I'm supposed to be focusing on them! Ok, now I'm focused!
"Kagome! Hey! Wait! You just got here!" yelled Inuyasha.
'Why won't he just go off with Kikyo! Doesn't he realized that he can't be with me and her at the same time?' thought Kagome, "I'm going home Inuyasha!"
"Wait you wench!" shouted the hanyou.
"SIT!" glared the reincarnated priestess.
BOOM! The guy was back down eating dirt, "Kagome…"
"Hmph! A guy just can't take a hint! Sometimes I don't know why I come back here everyday. For what? I don't know," she muttered to herself.
"You come because of us…" groaned Inuyasha.
"What?" stopped Kagome.
"You're here because of us. Without you all of us would have never have met! Miroku, Sango, Kiara, Shippou, and me," he said standing up, "I now realized that you are more important than anything."
"Ok? Inuyasha, did you eat my glue again?" said Kagome putting her hand to his forehead.
"Darn it! Will you listen to me?!" yelled the hanyou, "I'm pouring my heart out and you think I ate your glue?!"
"Well you ARE acting weird what am I suppose to do?!" yelled the girl back.
"What do you mean what are you suppose to do?! You're suppose to find the jewels instead of going back! We have a mission!" shouted Inuyasha pointing at her.
"Well is that all you ever think about! No wait I forgot! There are 3 things you want. 1. The shikon jewel. 2. Your dead girlfriend back. And 3. All the Ramen from my backpack!" shouted the girl now wiping the tears from her eyes.
"Kagome…" Inuyasha gently put his arms around the girl.
"Stop! Leave me alone! Go to Kikyo! It's not your fault that you like her better than me!" shook Kagome, "I'm just a reincarnation! She's the real thing! I understand okay!"
Inuyasha smiled, "Ok fine. I'll go back to Kikyo."
"What?!" shouted Kagome, "You can't go back to that heartless b*tch! She'll drag you down to h#ll with her once she got her hands on you! You're so STUPID!"
"Kagome, your problem is that you talk to much," he said in a calm voice, "Stop calling yourself a copy. You are Kagome not Kikyo. You are both different even though you look alike. Sure I'll admit much that I loved her but then I fell for another. Kagome, I don't know what you did to me but from what I saw and feel, I know that I don't want to let you go. Ever. I realize being a 100% demon doesn't matter anymore. All that matters is that your by my side."
Kagome took a look at him, "Inuyasha, do you really mean that?"
He glared at her, "Do I have to repeat myself, Kagome?!"
"Ah…well.. um," she stuttered and blushed.
Inuyasha was beginning to like this in a way and somehow those lips of hers kept teasing him, "Kagome? Will this make it clear to you?"
"Huh?" she said confused the she felt strong lips on hers. (FINALLY!)
The kiss broke the spell or silence. The long day finally turned to tomorrow. Birds were singing their merry little songs and people were celebrating as the word got around of Naraku's destruction.
"Inuyasha?" asked Kagome.
"Yeah?" he said.
"You know you could have just said I love you," she said.
"Yeah, but I don't think you would have believed me so kissing you was the only solution," he answered, "Besides it was the right moment."
Kagome smiled, "Say if Naraku was destroyed then who destroyed him and where's the shikon jewel?"
"I wouldn't worry about," said Inuyasha, "Say, you don't happened to have some of that ramen you said about earlier do you?"
The girl glared, "INUYASHA!"
"I'm just kidding!" he said and gave her a kiss.
Meanwhile out in the forest, we see the priestess Kikyo on a riverbank.
"What's this?" asked Kikyo feeling something in her pocket.
"What kind of contraption is this?" she said holding what appears to be a chocolate bar.
She suddenly had the urge to eat it, "Mmm."
While eating the chocolate that Inuyasha had mysteriously put in her pocket earlier in the story, she suddenly grew 10x her weight, "I feel weird."
She looked over the river to see her reflection, "AH! NO! I'm big as a house! Inuyasha will never go out with a fat girl! Uh oh!"
A huge crack formed underneath her. Flames shot out from underneath the ground and ate her. Well looks like she's back where she belonged. In the bad place, you know opposite of heaven people! Let's look at the other side of the well.
"Hello. Is Kagome home?" asked Hojo.
Kagome's grandfather suddenly comes in, "Oh! She can't be seen right now! She has the hives!"
"You said she had the hives a month ago!" complained the guy.
"It um… came back!" the grandfather said very quickly.
"Well this is for her if she comes along," he said sadly handing in some medication.
As he was walking, he saw a cute furry little bunny on the street.
"Well aren't you a pretty one!" he smiled and offered his hand to pet it's soft fur.
The bunny took one look at the hand and bit it hard, "CHOMP!"
"AH! My hand! It's gone! AH!" he yelled and ran around in circles until he had some major lost of blood.
Hojo now lay unconscious on the sidewalk while the bunny escapes with his decapitated hand. Let's go back to feudal Japan. We suddenly see something sparkling in the water. It's the shikon jewel and it's whole! (Don't ask why! I'm not going to details!) Jimanji theme comes up. (AH! I hear drums!) Uh oh. What's going to happen to the jewel?
The End
How u like it?! It was horrible right? Well you can't do anything 'cause it's the end! HA! I don't think Rumiko Takahashi is going to let Inuyasha end this way. This is my point of view of how it ends! Don't complain! It was only a fanfic! Also at the end, for those of you who don't get it or didn't watch Jimanji it's very simple. At the end of the movie the people get rid the awful game and toss it in the river. Then some natives find it. So it's like dun dun DUN!!! Okay I kind of made the last chapter too long. Sorry I hate long but I wanted to mention everyone in the story down to the lowest character. I hope I didn't forget anyone. Sorry for making you read too long. Well bye!