Episode 2: SUPER NINJA DUCK vs. SUPER EVIL NINJA GUY!

It has passed a month since EKW has "bitten the dust," and already, four new recruits have joined the squad: super ninja gecko, penguin, hippo, and walrus! What luck, because today, they face yet another evil person..... another super ninja?

Super Ninja Duck was giving Super ninja hippo a lecture about how he shouldn't eat other people's couches, mistaking them for a giant hoagie, when two giant beams cut through the walls of their super ninja fortress...

SND: QUAACK!

Super ninja Walrus: Did they have to break through my wall?

Super Ninja Gecko: Yea, why do they always have to break the house! It's not fair!

Super Ninja Hippo: Hey, why does the bad guy have our bandana logo?

SND: Quack, quack quack quack? (translation: Super ninja guy?)

Super Evil Ninja guy (SENG): I AM NOT SUPER EVIL NINJA GUY, MUAHAHAHA! I AM EVIL, AND NOW I AM KNOWN AS SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT OLD AND DECREPIT MASTER! MY NAME IS SUPER EVIL NINJA GUY! BOW DOWN TO ME! MUAHAHAHA-

Super ninja gecko punched SENG square in the face, and enraged him! Each of them took there stances.

SENG: And who would this pathetic worm be?

Super ninja gecko: I am super ninja gecko!

SENG: YOU CAN SAVE ME ON CARE INSURRANCE!?

Super ninja gecko: I'M NOT FROM GIEKO! AHHHHHHH!!!

Suddenly, gecko powers up enormously in a ball or fiery rage!

Super ninja hippo: What's up with him?

Super ninja Penguin: It's kind of like how I get pissed off when people call me a penguin.

Hippo: You're not?

::While they were having a conversation, super ninja gecko punched and kicked SENG into the rocks far off on the island:: SUPER NINJA GECKO! NO HE'S NOT FROM GIEKO! SUPER NINJA GECKO! I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE THAT RHYMES WITH GECKO!

SENG: Erg. you'll pay for that! ::takes out giant sword that looks like cloud's and slices super ninja gecko's tail off::

Super ninja gecko: You are soo lucky I grow those back!

Super ninja Hippo: EAT THIS! ::jumps up and down, causing an earthquake. Then while SENG was down, he jumped ontop of him and sat there. Unluckilly, it wasn't enough...::

SENG: GET OFF ME YOU FAT TUB OF LARD! AHH!! ::blows him away::

Super ninja penguin: NOOOOOOO!!!!! ::eyes turn red::

SENG: MUAHAHAHA!

Super ninja penguin: LAUGH WHILE YOU'RE STILL BREATHING! FISHY.

SENG: What?

Super ninja penguin: ISHY.

SENG: What the hell are you saying?

Super ninja penguin: HAAAAAAA! ::thousands of fish and a bodacious ball fly out of super ninja penguins wings::

SENG: NOOO!!! ::gets blown up::

The rubble clears and it shows that the penguin's attempt were of no avail. he still stands...

SENG: You- think- that was enough- to defeat. me! Fool! What the...???

Wait a minute, super ninja fans! Those weren't any normal fish! Those are super ninja piranhas! They tear him up to little pieces, burping in satisfaction.

Super ninja frog: Remind me not to piss him off.

SND: Quack, quack quack quack.