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Strolling down the rode holding Shenza's hand Bulma hummed to herself. A beautiful day it was. Two new books, turkey her mother would be able to cook later on and most of all the sun was shining. Of course we all know that when the sun shines a cast of dark storm clouds is not far off. The cast of dark storm clouds went by the name of Yamucha.
Licking his lips Yamucha watched Bulma from behind a large market stand and sighed. "Oh Puar she's the most beautiful woman in town."
"Oh she's not that pretty," a voice from behind him said.
Jerking his head around Yamucha saw a young girl around maybe 16 who had long light brown hair with lavender highlights. Also her eyes were large and lavender and matched her hair perfectly. Mouth dropping open and drool dripping out Yamucha got to his knees. "Oh my fair maiden you have indeed.almost proven me wrong."
The lady smiled brightly her sparkling white teeth glittering. "Why thank you my name is Gina and..HEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALMOST?"
"Um Yamucha she looks pretty pissed off," Puar whispered in Yamucha's ear.
"What's the worst she could do to me?" Yamucha hissed.
In an instant Yamucha's voice octaves were a few notes higher the reason being Gina's knee (A/N you all know where I'm getting at right??.he he I so naughty). "Holy." he squeaked.
Glaring at Puar she said, "Tell your little buddy here to be gentleman around ladies."
Puar nodded but in a flash Gina was out of sight.
Bulma got home. "Mommy, daddy me and Shenza are home."
Bulma's blonde happy mother came into the kitchen where Bulma and Shenza were standing. "Hello dears. Oh good you remembered the turkey. This is going to taste delicious for my baby girl's birthday."
Bulma blushed and said, "Mom come on I'm going to be seventeen. I'm not a baby anymore."
A tear rolled down her mother's cheek. "No you're not I know. I can't await until the day when you settle down with a good man have some children and.."
"Mother!" Bulma blushed. "Give me a break. I don't want to get married for some time. There's hardly anyone interesting in this small little town."
"What about that Yamucha?" her mother asked.
Bulma gagged. "Please mom it's my birthday can we talk about someone who doesn't make my stomach turn?"
Laughing her mother kissed her cheek. "Take your little sister upstairs ok? Dinner will be ready in about an hour."
~~~~~~~ Meanwhile back on the ranch (A/N I know I'm weird. Instead of back on the ranch how about wherever the heck Gina is).
Gina walked into the bookstore she had seen the blue haired one walk into. Glancing around at the little bald man she muttered, "You get over here."
Krillian gulped. "Hey there miss. Never seen you around. Sure are pretty yes you are. Can I help you."
"That girl who was in here awhile ago. Name is Bulma I believe. Tell me about her and the little girl she was with."
"Oh the little girl is her sister," Krillian explained. "Her father is the top scientist of this town and he adopted a baby who was a native to this village's previous race that had once lived here."
"The race called Saiyan am I correct?" Gina asked.
Krillian nodded. "What does this have to do with Bulma though?"
"My brother he's looking for her. I believe that he wants to speak with her. He was the prince's head advisor for the previous race that lived here. Then the prince's father died and after awhile the prince disappeared and no one heard from him again. Do you know why this is young bald man do you?"
The expression on Krillian's face plainly stated he was perplexed. "No but what about Bulma and all this? What are you going to do to her? Tell me is she in danger?"
"Not at all," Gina patted Krillian on the head and said. "Stop worrying little man you'll see. Trust me when were through with her Bulma will be happier than she ever has been. Now where does she live? I must know!"
"Down the small dirt road. It's a dead end by the forest you can't miss it," Krillian mumbled thinking to himself he would truly regret telling her.
Gina kissed his cheek. "Thank you. I would reward you but I don't think your wife would like that," she laughed and winked.
~~~~ Back to Bulma
Cuddling with Shenza on the bottom bunk of the bunk bed they shared Bulma smiled. "This has been a good day hasn't it Shenza?"
Shenza shrugged, pointed at the book and grunted. "Let's read already," she frowned.
"Patience," Bulma said kissing her sister's forehead. "We got all the time in the world."
"No we don't," Shenza pouted.
Sighing Bulma rubbed her sister's head and asked, "Shenza do you ever just want to get out of this town forever?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well it's just... besides you and sometimes mom dad and Krillian there's no one I can talk to. About the books I read or the places I want to someday see. It's kind of depresses me thinking I'm going to spend my whole life as just another person in this poor pathetic boring life."
Shenza was listening but she didn't show it. Instead she stared off into space and thought, "Don't worry big sister something is going to happen I can feel it."
Later that night after Bulma had read two chapters of "The Hobbit" to Shenza they went downstairs and feasted with their parents. The whole time Bulma had a phony smile on her face. Inside she felt like it was the same thing every single year. And she was right too. Now she wanted something different. A change, an adventure maybe.
After dinner was over Bulma threw her arms around her mother and said, "Thanks mom the turkey was great I loved it."
"I'm glad you did sweetie," Bulma's mother said hugging her daughter back.
They heard a loud knocking on the door. Turning to Shenza Mrs. Briefs asked, "Honey will you get that?"
Shenza ran to answer the door. "Yes?" they heard her little voice ask. Then they heard a loud SLAM!
Shenza came back into the room. "Who was it?" Bulma asked.
"A pig."
"Don't be silly sweetie," Mrs. Briefs scolded. "Now who was it?"
"A pig."
Bulma sighed in annoyance. "I'll get it," she said skipping to the door. Opening it she said, "I'm so sorry about my sister..umm"
There she saw Yamucha dressed in a tuxedo holding a bouquet of roses. "Hey sweetie today is the day your dreams comes true."
Slamming the door in his face Bulma walked back in by her mother and sister. "Who was it?" her mother asked.
"A pig."
"You two girls are being silly and giving us Briefs a bad name for hospitality," the mother said walking to the door and letting Yamucha in.
"Why hello Yamucha," she said beaming. "How are you today?"
Radiantly smiling Yamucha said, "Mrs. Briefs is Dr. Briefs home?"
"Of course..HONEY!" Mrs. Briefs called.
Dr. Briefs came storming into the room. "Yes what is it?"
"This lovely young man wants to talk to you," Mrs. Briefs told her husband in a singsong type voice.
Dr. Briefs held out his hand with pleasantness and hospitality. "Ah Mr. Yamucha a pleasure. To what do we owe this honor?"
"I've come to ask your daughter's hand in marriage."
Bulma and Shenza's mouths dropped open but Dr. Briefs' face was filled with glee and his shouted a joyous sound and screamed, "YES FINALLY MY DAUGHTER HAS FOUND A HUSBAND!"
"Daddy are you nuts?" Bulma asked her ranting and raving father but he ignored her.
"I get grandchildren I get grandchildren," Mrs. Briefs was singing as she skipped around the house.
Bulma looked down at little Shenza for some help but Shenza only looked at her with huge eyes. Tears filled Bulma's eyes and she stormed upstairs to her room. "I hate you all," she said.
Bulma did not know it but at the time she was being watched. Young Gina had followed the idiot Yamucha and now was at Bulma's bedroom window watching her cry. Gina pulled a device out of her pocket that had a small purple screen attached to it. Clipping it onto her ear she spoke into it. "Turles.Turles.Turles you idiot pick up."
"What is it?" a raspy voice asked that was coming from the device.
A small grin came on Gina's face. "I think we've found the perfect girl for our prince."
~~~~~~~AHHHHHHHHHHHHH What's this??? The young mysterious woman is really a matchmaker??
Gina: (pours) but I wanna marry Vegeta
Kitsune: (hugs her) I'm sorry Gina..
Gina: (cries) I WANT HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!
Kitsune: Uhhh...I better end this before Gina kills me. Ja me!!!!!!
Strolling down the rode holding Shenza's hand Bulma hummed to herself. A beautiful day it was. Two new books, turkey her mother would be able to cook later on and most of all the sun was shining. Of course we all know that when the sun shines a cast of dark storm clouds is not far off. The cast of dark storm clouds went by the name of Yamucha.
Licking his lips Yamucha watched Bulma from behind a large market stand and sighed. "Oh Puar she's the most beautiful woman in town."
"Oh she's not that pretty," a voice from behind him said.
Jerking his head around Yamucha saw a young girl around maybe 16 who had long light brown hair with lavender highlights. Also her eyes were large and lavender and matched her hair perfectly. Mouth dropping open and drool dripping out Yamucha got to his knees. "Oh my fair maiden you have indeed.almost proven me wrong."
The lady smiled brightly her sparkling white teeth glittering. "Why thank you my name is Gina and..HEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALMOST?"
"Um Yamucha she looks pretty pissed off," Puar whispered in Yamucha's ear.
"What's the worst she could do to me?" Yamucha hissed.
In an instant Yamucha's voice octaves were a few notes higher the reason being Gina's knee (A/N you all know where I'm getting at right??.he he I so naughty). "Holy." he squeaked.
Glaring at Puar she said, "Tell your little buddy here to be gentleman around ladies."
Puar nodded but in a flash Gina was out of sight.
Bulma got home. "Mommy, daddy me and Shenza are home."
Bulma's blonde happy mother came into the kitchen where Bulma and Shenza were standing. "Hello dears. Oh good you remembered the turkey. This is going to taste delicious for my baby girl's birthday."
Bulma blushed and said, "Mom come on I'm going to be seventeen. I'm not a baby anymore."
A tear rolled down her mother's cheek. "No you're not I know. I can't await until the day when you settle down with a good man have some children and.."
"Mother!" Bulma blushed. "Give me a break. I don't want to get married for some time. There's hardly anyone interesting in this small little town."
"What about that Yamucha?" her mother asked.
Bulma gagged. "Please mom it's my birthday can we talk about someone who doesn't make my stomach turn?"
Laughing her mother kissed her cheek. "Take your little sister upstairs ok? Dinner will be ready in about an hour."
~~~~~~~ Meanwhile back on the ranch (A/N I know I'm weird. Instead of back on the ranch how about wherever the heck Gina is).
Gina walked into the bookstore she had seen the blue haired one walk into. Glancing around at the little bald man she muttered, "You get over here."
Krillian gulped. "Hey there miss. Never seen you around. Sure are pretty yes you are. Can I help you."
"That girl who was in here awhile ago. Name is Bulma I believe. Tell me about her and the little girl she was with."
"Oh the little girl is her sister," Krillian explained. "Her father is the top scientist of this town and he adopted a baby who was a native to this village's previous race that had once lived here."
"The race called Saiyan am I correct?" Gina asked.
Krillian nodded. "What does this have to do with Bulma though?"
"My brother he's looking for her. I believe that he wants to speak with her. He was the prince's head advisor for the previous race that lived here. Then the prince's father died and after awhile the prince disappeared and no one heard from him again. Do you know why this is young bald man do you?"
The expression on Krillian's face plainly stated he was perplexed. "No but what about Bulma and all this? What are you going to do to her? Tell me is she in danger?"
"Not at all," Gina patted Krillian on the head and said. "Stop worrying little man you'll see. Trust me when were through with her Bulma will be happier than she ever has been. Now where does she live? I must know!"
"Down the small dirt road. It's a dead end by the forest you can't miss it," Krillian mumbled thinking to himself he would truly regret telling her.
Gina kissed his cheek. "Thank you. I would reward you but I don't think your wife would like that," she laughed and winked.
~~~~ Back to Bulma
Cuddling with Shenza on the bottom bunk of the bunk bed they shared Bulma smiled. "This has been a good day hasn't it Shenza?"
Shenza shrugged, pointed at the book and grunted. "Let's read already," she frowned.
"Patience," Bulma said kissing her sister's forehead. "We got all the time in the world."
"No we don't," Shenza pouted.
Sighing Bulma rubbed her sister's head and asked, "Shenza do you ever just want to get out of this town forever?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well it's just... besides you and sometimes mom dad and Krillian there's no one I can talk to. About the books I read or the places I want to someday see. It's kind of depresses me thinking I'm going to spend my whole life as just another person in this poor pathetic boring life."
Shenza was listening but she didn't show it. Instead she stared off into space and thought, "Don't worry big sister something is going to happen I can feel it."
Later that night after Bulma had read two chapters of "The Hobbit" to Shenza they went downstairs and feasted with their parents. The whole time Bulma had a phony smile on her face. Inside she felt like it was the same thing every single year. And she was right too. Now she wanted something different. A change, an adventure maybe.
After dinner was over Bulma threw her arms around her mother and said, "Thanks mom the turkey was great I loved it."
"I'm glad you did sweetie," Bulma's mother said hugging her daughter back.
They heard a loud knocking on the door. Turning to Shenza Mrs. Briefs asked, "Honey will you get that?"
Shenza ran to answer the door. "Yes?" they heard her little voice ask. Then they heard a loud SLAM!
Shenza came back into the room. "Who was it?" Bulma asked.
"A pig."
"Don't be silly sweetie," Mrs. Briefs scolded. "Now who was it?"
"A pig."
Bulma sighed in annoyance. "I'll get it," she said skipping to the door. Opening it she said, "I'm so sorry about my sister..umm"
There she saw Yamucha dressed in a tuxedo holding a bouquet of roses. "Hey sweetie today is the day your dreams comes true."
Slamming the door in his face Bulma walked back in by her mother and sister. "Who was it?" her mother asked.
"A pig."
"You two girls are being silly and giving us Briefs a bad name for hospitality," the mother said walking to the door and letting Yamucha in.
"Why hello Yamucha," she said beaming. "How are you today?"
Radiantly smiling Yamucha said, "Mrs. Briefs is Dr. Briefs home?"
"Of course..HONEY!" Mrs. Briefs called.
Dr. Briefs came storming into the room. "Yes what is it?"
"This lovely young man wants to talk to you," Mrs. Briefs told her husband in a singsong type voice.
Dr. Briefs held out his hand with pleasantness and hospitality. "Ah Mr. Yamucha a pleasure. To what do we owe this honor?"
"I've come to ask your daughter's hand in marriage."
Bulma and Shenza's mouths dropped open but Dr. Briefs' face was filled with glee and his shouted a joyous sound and screamed, "YES FINALLY MY DAUGHTER HAS FOUND A HUSBAND!"
"Daddy are you nuts?" Bulma asked her ranting and raving father but he ignored her.
"I get grandchildren I get grandchildren," Mrs. Briefs was singing as she skipped around the house.
Bulma looked down at little Shenza for some help but Shenza only looked at her with huge eyes. Tears filled Bulma's eyes and she stormed upstairs to her room. "I hate you all," she said.
Bulma did not know it but at the time she was being watched. Young Gina had followed the idiot Yamucha and now was at Bulma's bedroom window watching her cry. Gina pulled a device out of her pocket that had a small purple screen attached to it. Clipping it onto her ear she spoke into it. "Turles.Turles.Turles you idiot pick up."
"What is it?" a raspy voice asked that was coming from the device.
A small grin came on Gina's face. "I think we've found the perfect girl for our prince."
~~~~~~~AHHHHHHHHHHHHH What's this??? The young mysterious woman is really a matchmaker??
Gina: (pours) but I wanna marry Vegeta
Kitsune: (hugs her) I'm sorry Gina..
Gina: (cries) I WANT HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!
Kitsune: Uhhh...I better end this before Gina kills me. Ja me!!!!!!