Tifa- Tell the story again Aeris!
Aeris- Will you shut the hell up! I thought I told you I hated telling stories!
Tifa- But, but you said..
Aeris-I don't care "What I said" *Making finger quotation thing*
Tifa- *wimpering* But the children wanted to listen to the story...*stops wimpering completely* *in really fast childish voice*..then I went to the store and the man said,*In a imatation voice* "Don't touch that",so I did...and then the butterfly flew, so I ran down the street as fast I could, to go for a swim and...*rambling on for at least 45 minutes*
Tifa- Where'd everyone go?
Aeris- *walking around the corner* Will you shut the hell up! I'm trying to tell a story!
Tifa- But you just got here..and and
Aeris- SHUT UP! Once upon a time, I took over macdonalds and..
Tifa- WAIT! I HAVE TO GET THE CHILDREN! *no people in sight for 2 miles*
Tifa- *In a confused worried tone* AERIS! I HAVE TO GO GET THE CHILDREN!
Aeris- Dun dun!*Shifty eyes* DUN DUN! *lavos song* ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps 2 miles across town in 50foot form* ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS TELL A STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Breaks windows, steps on cars, eatting people* *Gets scared/confused look in her eyes, like a rabbit when she sees cloud*
Cloud- Hey baby! looking good! Oh yeah *points fingers at her*
Aeris- Adope! *eatting cloud*
Cloud- She just so damn sexy!
Tifa- *out of breath, in her usual 5 year old girl voice* Aeris! I ran And I ran! I tried to get here, but I saw the popsicle man! And then my mom said.....
Aeris- ADOPE! *eats tifa*
*pop sound, you know the one with your finger and the side of your mouth?*
Tifa- Hello ^_^
Aeris- Grrr...lets go *city in shambles*
Tifa- *in aeris shirt pocket* Where's Ducey??
*Ducey comes from behind aeris hairy ear*
Tifa- YAY!
Narrator: And so, tifa and aeris jumped off into the distance and then they..probably did stuff..like watched tv or something...mabye got a shower..or..ordered a pizza while aeris ate the pizza delivery man.
-I Have to Thank Amy and Nolan, My two best friends, whom were a big part in my joke, that made them near shat themselves..without their help..the joke would've died, like any normal joke...this is just the frist chapter of many, where only 3 character and some character traits were revieled, thank you.
*In commercial man voice* All right reserved, some character names were based off final fantasy 7, diologue was not intended to hurt the feelings of others nor any other purpose besides humor.
Aeris- Will you shut the hell up! I thought I told you I hated telling stories!
Tifa- But, but you said..
Aeris-I don't care "What I said" *Making finger quotation thing*
Tifa- *wimpering* But the children wanted to listen to the story...*stops wimpering completely* *in really fast childish voice*..then I went to the store and the man said,*In a imatation voice* "Don't touch that",so I did...and then the butterfly flew, so I ran down the street as fast I could, to go for a swim and...*rambling on for at least 45 minutes*
Tifa- Where'd everyone go?
Aeris- *walking around the corner* Will you shut the hell up! I'm trying to tell a story!
Tifa- But you just got here..and and
Aeris- SHUT UP! Once upon a time, I took over macdonalds and..
Tifa- WAIT! I HAVE TO GET THE CHILDREN! *no people in sight for 2 miles*
Tifa- *In a confused worried tone* AERIS! I HAVE TO GO GET THE CHILDREN!
Aeris- Dun dun!*Shifty eyes* DUN DUN! *lavos song* ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps 2 miles across town in 50foot form* ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS TELL A STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Breaks windows, steps on cars, eatting people* *Gets scared/confused look in her eyes, like a rabbit when she sees cloud*
Cloud- Hey baby! looking good! Oh yeah *points fingers at her*
Aeris- Adope! *eatting cloud*
Cloud- She just so damn sexy!
Tifa- *out of breath, in her usual 5 year old girl voice* Aeris! I ran And I ran! I tried to get here, but I saw the popsicle man! And then my mom said.....
Aeris- ADOPE! *eats tifa*
*pop sound, you know the one with your finger and the side of your mouth?*
Tifa- Hello ^_^
Aeris- Grrr...lets go *city in shambles*
Tifa- *in aeris shirt pocket* Where's Ducey??
*Ducey comes from behind aeris hairy ear*
Tifa- YAY!
Narrator: And so, tifa and aeris jumped off into the distance and then they..probably did stuff..like watched tv or something...mabye got a shower..or..ordered a pizza while aeris ate the pizza delivery man.
-I Have to Thank Amy and Nolan, My two best friends, whom were a big part in my joke, that made them near shat themselves..without their help..the joke would've died, like any normal joke...this is just the frist chapter of many, where only 3 character and some character traits were revieled, thank you.
*In commercial man voice* All right reserved, some character names were based off final fantasy 7, diologue was not intended to hurt the feelings of others nor any other purpose besides humor.