Disclaimer: hehe---these chapters are really short---uhhh---on another note inuyasha is not mine how many times do I have to tell you that?

Chapter Eleven: I'm Not Dead

"Now answer him!"

"Umm.Inuyasha," Miroku asked slowly, "why on earth are you wearing Kagome's clothes?"

"I'm Kagome now!" he cried, his eyes involuntarily twitching.

"What happened?" Sango asked, picking up Kagome's body. I say her body, because her head remained on the ground.

"Oh my God!" she yelled, dropping Kagome and jumping back a few feet.

"I will perform the burial," Miroku sighed.

"Burial?" Inuyasha asked. "Why would you bury Inuyasha? He's not dead."

"Actually, I was talking about Kagome."

"But I'm not dead either!"

Sango whispered something into Miroku's ear; he nodded grimly, and then looked at Inuyasha.

"Alright, Kagome," he said, "neither of you are dead. How about if.Inuyasha.and I go for a walk?"