Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VII… Yet…
'Here come the Men In Blue' by Lee Enfield
Parody of 'Here come the Men In Black' by Will Smith
The bad guys dress in blue, remember that
In case we're ever involved in armed combat
The title held by my, Shinra Turk
Lets me run around, acting like a complete jerk
So give me your materia and your weapon
So we can go blow up Sector Seven!
Walk in shadow, move in silence
Guarding against Ancient Evil and violence
Trying to save the planet puts you on our list
When we're through, you'll wish you didn't exist
So if you ever make friends with an ancient, watch you back
'Cause you never quite know where the Turks are at!
Here come the Men in Blue!
Shinra's own elite few!
Here come the Men in Blue!
Comin' just to stop you!
From the deepest part of the Northern Crater
On the Highwind
Big Weapons put us all in danger
A big Kaboom
Meteor-related doom
But them like boom!
Blue suits fill the room
Get the info
Kill all the witnesses
Masamune
Muramune
Try to kidnap Aries
In Final Fantasies
No Weapons can I sees
Do what we say-
That's the way we kick it
You're annoying me!
Get the Mag-rod to get wicked on ya!
Were the, top best, elite troops Shinra
Tseung, Reno, Rude and Elena
So fear us
Don't even get near us
We're completely fearless
And ruthless
And … something-less
The Turks are coming to get you!
Who are we?
Men In Blue!
*Dance chorus. Go ahead. Get jiggy with it. You know you want to.*
Here come the Men in Blue!
Shinra's own elite few!
Here come the Men in Blue!
Comin' just to stop you!
Let me tell you this in closing
We're really trying hard to seem imposing
So trust me, if we ever show in your Sector
It's not because we're your protector
We do things that are 'need to know'
And we kill people you never even knew
So just do what we say
And forget that Mako crap
We show up in the blue suits
That's the Men in-
That's the Men in-
Here come the Men in Blue!
Shinra's own elite few!
Here come the Men in Blue!
Comin' just to stop you!
Any good?