Authors Note: Heh heh, Yamchas at it again-TRYING to win Bulma back. For this songfic, I used Gangsta lovin' bye Eve and Alicia Keys! I think the lyrics suit it perfectly! Bulmas after some ""GANGSTA LOVIN"". Well, maybe I should say, wannabe Gangsta? Hope you enjoy the second installment of my first fanfic! Heh heh :).
P.S: Thank you for your wonderful reviews! Even though their was only a few, I was beaming.
P.P.S: I have nothing against rap music or punk rockers or anything. In this fic, I just think it would be funny seeing the DBZ guys acting like that heh heh :).

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{Alicia:}
I just wanna rock you
All night long, ohh
I wanna rock you
I just wanna rock you
All night long, ohh
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Bulma sat on a fold out chair under an umbrella out the back of Capsule Corp., sipping on a glass of fruit juice and taking in the beautiful day. Ahhh, doesn't get more peaceful then this, she thought, stretching out and pushing her sun glasses up. Heh heh, I really did Yamcha in good, she thought with a smirk, he hasn't been over for days! Bulma felt very pleased with herself, she had finally got rid of that screw ball Yamcha, and got herself a real man- that sexy peice of meat VEGETA. Hes so good in bed, Bulma thought, grinning ear to ear. Having a SEXY Saiyan Prince as a lover has its good points, Bulma thought, blushing visibly, Ahhh, she had too be the luckiest woman on the planet. Bulma shut her eyes, ready for a nap, when she heard a car pull up, music cranked up full volume. "Arrghh, more reporters. Can't I get a minute too myself?", Bulma said to herself, rushing to the frontdoor to meet the "reporters". Bulma cringed as she heard the music blaring full blast as she neared the door. Must be some tryhard kids, actually, Bulma thought, chuckling to herself.

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{Eve:}
Yo, need you to understand me Daddy
I ain't ya average baby girl
Doin' it dawg, I'm well established
I ain't tryin to lead ya on
Just wanna ask if ya might wanna
Gimme ya name, it's on your status
Ya know I see ya time to time
You seem available
Don't mean shit
I know these bitches wanna settle you
Gotta say you on my short list, a few
Them other dudes is OK
But I'm feelin' you
Want ya in the best way
So whatchu gone do about it
Why don't you just test me
You won't wanna do without it
No I'm comin' at you hard
Meetin' a thug
And I ain't givin' up
Till I get that gangsta love

{Alicia:}
I just wanna rock you
All night long, ohh
I wanna rock you
I just wanna rock you
All night long, ohh
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Bulma nearly fell over when she opened the frontdoor. It was the funniest and at the same time SCARIEST thing she had ever seen! YAMCHA, was standing infront of her, with a boom box on his shoulders. He was wearing a cap back to front, with jeans falling down his BUTT, and a singlet 10 times to big for him, which was hanging off him like a wind catcher. But the thing that caught her eyes first was the HUGE, CHUNKY gold chain with "YAM" lettered largely on it. "Errrmmm... Hello 'YAM'," Bulma said, trying too keep herself from laughing. "Have we met before young man?", she enquired, clearly mocking everything about Yamchas little ATTEMPT too be cool. "Yo ummm..... lassie. Whatcha doin' girlfriend", Yamcha said, putting on a "homie" voice(or so he thought), as he bobbed his head to the music and leaned against the wall. Bulma rolled her eyes and asked, "Ummm, Yamcha. Whats the deal?"
"Baby home girl Bee. I been missing all dat lovin' you' been keeping from this homie", 'YAM' said, trying oh so hard to sound cool. Bulma had to admit, although this was so lame, it was kinda cute. Ahhh, how does he do this to me? Bulma thought, wanting to kick herself for her attraction to 'oddballs'. "Fine. Come inside, we can talk. TALK, nothing else", she said, wishing she hadn't invited him in. Not long ago, she had been praising that she would'nt have to see him, and now she was inviting the "Cool man" inside! This inevitably meant something disturbing would happen. Something odd always happens when 'Yam' is around, Bulma thought, leading the 'Gangsta' inside'.

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{Eve:}
I know you see me this night that night
Always my shit tight
Hair done, outfit crazy
Skirts fit just right
Wife beater wit' a bangin' tan
Walk in demandin' all lines
Baby here I am
Ain't ashamed of my frame
And I know your watchin'
Puttin on a show for you Pop
And I ain't stoppin
Lotta action and ya horny
And you gonna too
Only thing to make it better tho
Is me wit' you
And I know your feelin' that
Regardless of your frontin'
And I heard through the streets
It was me you wantin'
Lemme find out you shy or somethin'
But I know your not
So stop the game and the proches
You really not
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Vegeta had decided to take a break from his training, and alas, when he comes out of the gravity chamber, he hears some headsplitting music filling the air. THAT WOMAN! Vegeta thought angrily, remembering her singing performance the other day. Ahhh, that wasn't so bad, actually, Vegeta thought slyly, remembering what had happened when he went to tell her to 'shut up'. I could do with another round in the bedroom, Vegeta thought, hah, I should go in and see if the woman feels like a good time. Vegeta walked into the kitchen then raised an eyebrow as he saw the woman and Yamcha sitting at the kitchen table, engrossed in conversation. So much for not needing that weakling, Vegeta thought, smirking at the humans choice of clothing. Well, if the woman likes it......., he thought, deciding to take a quick trip to Gokus.

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{Alicia:}
I just wanna rock you
All night long, ohh
I wanna rock you
I just wanna rock you
All night long, ohh

{Eve:}
OK, numbers exchanged
Now it's in play
Shouldn't a took you so long
In the first place
I'm just playin' cutie
Yeah you knew ya call
No it's cool
You ain't gotta see me in my flaws
I'm a big girl
But you'll find out
Stuck for me
While I drop top and ride out
Wheels spinnin'
Wanna know what shorty all about
But it's cool, Im doin'
And these words is comin' out my mouth
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Yamcha and Bulma had been talking about their past relationship. Bulma clearly thought it to late to make amends, yet Yamcha, he thought it was better then ever. Yeah, because he has a few more bed partners for when he gets sick of me, she thought in disgust. "Yamcha, I dumped you! And, that CHAIN THING... It does NOT do anything for you! Its says YAM for goodness sake! Isn't a yam like some sort of sea creature?", Bulma spoke with such disgust in her voice as she eyed his gold chain. Sure, it was cute as first, but REALLY! Home boy YAM?! "Baby Bee, I need you in my life. You all dat girl......??? Im so darn cool, how can you resist me Bulma!!! Look at me", Yamcha said, clearly confused, thinking Bulma must be blind or something. Bulma looked at him, up and down. "I guess the new definition of cool is a lot different to what it used to be. Am I really that out of touch", Bulma said, her voice clearly SEEPING with sarcasm. Yamcha laughed and said playfully "its okay Bulma, i'm your only love. I dont mind if your a bit slow". Bulma nearly fell off her chair! WHAT AN IDIOT, she thought-IS he really as stupid as he puts off?

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{Eve & Alicia:}
It's that gangsta lovin'
That just got me buggin'
It's that gangsta lovin'
That just got me buggin'

{Alicia:}
I just wanna rock you
All night long, ohh
I wanna rock you
I just wanna rock you
All night long, ohh
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Vegeta barged out of Gokus house, with an armful of clothes. "Veeeggeetttaaaa, get your owwwwnnn wardrobe! They are my hip clothes", Goku whined after him. Vegeta just smirked and sped off too find a place too changed in. "MAN, thats twice in one day!! First Yamcha, now him? Am I missing something", Goku said to himself, scratching his head. NAHHH, their the ones missing..something.. whatever something is? he thought, wandering back into the house, nearly crashing into the doorframe with this new thought in his head. Meanwhile, Vegeta found a nice bush to get changed behind. He admired himself afterwards,"Damn, Kakkarott could NEVER make these clothes look this good", he said to himself, pretty happy with the results! Well woman, here I come, get ready for a night full of lovin', Vegeta thought, smirking all the way back to Capsule Corp.

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I wanna rock you baby
I wanna hold you baby
Why won't you be my baby
I wanna be ya lady
I wanna rock you baby
I wanna hold you baby
Won't you be my baby
I wanna be ya lady, yeah yeah
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Bulma was just about ready too throw something hard at Yamcha, when she heard more loud rap music booming and a loud bang on the door. Bulma rolled her eyes as she got up to answer it, and thought, MAN, is 'YAMS' whole posse coming over for dinner tonight? Bulma was in for her second shock for the day. This time it was Vegetas turn to be 'cool'-or attempt to. He had Yamchas boom box oh his shoulder, and he was wearing a huge jacket with 'Bad ass' written on the back, and some shorts that went past his knees, with about 13 pockets. "Woman. You dont need to spend the night with a scrub like him. I mean, hes too CHEAP too afford the "CHA" bit on his "YAM" chain.. I, on the other hand, have it all", Vegeta said, producing a gold chain with "Vegeta sex god" in big letters. Bulma smacked herself in the head, and thought, why oh WHY do I find these oddballs so damn sexy!! "HEY HEY HEY", Yamcha butted in,"I cant help being broke. 'Sides, YAM sounds ultra awesomely cool as, compared to just Yamcha! Im creative, tell him Bulma", Yamcha whined, in the most annoying voice Bulma had ever heard.
"Yamcha... you do not stand a chance. Vegeta is the only Gangsta for me. I think your just in denial. Take a hike, I need some REAL lovin' tonight", Bulma said, roughly pushing Yamcha towards the door. "BABBBYY BEEEEE!!",Yamcha whinged, clinging too her arm. "Bad ass Vegeta, handle this sea creature, YAM for me please", Bulma said, cringing at Yamchas touch. Vegeta smirked, and with a flick of the wrist, Yamcha was thrown 50 feet into the air, and he landed with a THUD in the dirt. "Whh...hhyyy... my love?", Yamcha stammered. "Im your true love,"he assured himself,"its just the enemy, VEGETA, has brainwashed you! Never fear, I shall rescue you, my Princess". With that, Yamcha done his bad ass homie walk down the street and yelled "Yo, better recognise Vegeta, I'm gonna mess you up goood for playing wit' mah girls mind".

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{Eve & Alicia:}
Baby lemme rock wit' you (it's gangsta gangsta)
Ya know I wanna rock wit' you (gangsta gangsta)
Baby lemme rock wit' you (the E-V-E)
Ya know I wanna rock wit' you (A. Keys, gonna rock you)
Baby lemme rock wit' you
Ya know I wanna rock wit' you (it's gangsta gangsta)
Baby lemme rock wit' you (gangsta gangsta)
Ya know I wanna rock wit' you
(It's gangsta, gangsta love, ooh)
Ya know I wanna rock wit you
Baby lemme rock wit' you
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Bulma rolled her eyes as she saw Yamcha parade down the streets like he was some sort of bloody celebrity, and turned to Vegeta. "Well, home boy. Thanks for coming for me", she said, tugging on his chain.
"'Careful of this Bling bling", Vegeta said," save the tugging for when we' be up stairs in da crib". Bulma just laughed. Man, does he really think he looks cool? This look just is not HIM. What next? Punk rocker, she thought, eyes widening, as he led his lady up the stairs. Well, whatever it is, she wouldn't mind. Vegeta was her 'Sex God', and she knew she wouldn't have too worry about him sleeping around. "Lets see if you can live up too your sex God reputation", Bulma said, kissing his neck tenderly.
Vegeta just smirked and said,"think you can handle a night with this home boy? Not that easy WOMAN"! So much for a peaceful day outside, Bulma thought, as she embraced her lover.