Authors Note: Lol! Damn straight this stories messed up heh heh :P! Is that a GOOD thing lol?! Yeah, I guess I am a *little* harsh on Yamcha, I do like him (lol, believe it or not...), well I liked him in DB anyway, but hes a real let down and a weakling on DBZ though hehe. So, naturally, I made Yamcha a deranged, big headed perv ;)! Anyway, Thanks for the reviews, it makes me so happy that there are some people out there who like my story :D! This will most probably be the 2nd last chapter as well :( hehe, finally eh? And, this chapter, I'm using 'Oops I did it again', by Britney Spears for the song. Hope you enjoy everyone ;)!!
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Oops!.. I Did It Again!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think I did it again
I made you believe we're more than just friends
Oh baby
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Vegeta watched the sun start to set from the cliff face, still in the same position he had been in when he landed there earlier that day. He planned to spend the night there, but he was starting to get rather hungry. Very hungry actually. Hungry for food? Or hungry for the WOMAN? He really didn't want to think about her, but he couldn't help himself. She had betrayed him, and he wanted to wring her little human boyfriends neck. But, that would just make matters worse; it would prove that he was the TINIEST bit jealous of the woman's relationship with that scum. And he certainly couldn't let that happen. Maybe he could go back, and make her life LIVING HELL! That would teach her. But, he found that he didn't WANT to hurt her. He wanted to see her for some other reason. He cursed under his breath, and watched the sky to see it was nearly nightfall. He stood up for the first time all day and started pacing around. Maybe he should go pay Kakkarott a visit and gloat. Nah, Kakkarott was no fun! But the woman. PHWOAR, she sure knew how to throw a party for two! He mentally kicked himself, he was turning into a KAKKAROTT! "NO", he yelled, firing a blast at a nearby cliff. A big hole formed, and he smirked. Destruction was HIS true love! But, his stomach was also calling for ITS true love. Mrs Briefs' home cooked meals! "Screw the woman", he snarled, flying off towards Capsule Corp. I already have, actually, he thought, remembering all the good times he and Bulma had shared. He let out an angry growl, there he went again! Fantasising about her! He should be thinking about all the food he was about too eat, not about HER! He flew angrily back to Capsule Corp., and into the kitchen. Mrs Brief was there, cooking something. "Feed me now", Vegeta snapped at her, plonking down in the nearest chair. Mrs Brief giggled and winked at him.
"Certainly, Vegeta dear", she said happily, carrying him a plate over. Vegeta started ravaging his plate, and almost instantly, the food was gone. Mrs Brief continued to top up his plate, until all the food was gone. Vegeta grunted at her in appreciation, and stamped outside, to the Gravity chamber. He then went inside of it, and started training. Training was always a good way too take his mind off ANNOYING WOMEN and IMPUDENT WEAKLINGS! He really was WORTHY to hold the title of Prince, he thought, smirking. He was so smart sometimes. Ahhh, so, so, smart. If I am so smart, then why, WHY, does SHE keep entering my thoughts and making me feel like THIS, he thought, cussing. He didn't really know what THIS feeling was exactly, but he did NOT like it, not one bit! Because it was breaking his concentration and making him weak. Damn that woman for turning me ON so much, Vegeta thought, firing blasts left, right and centre. Ahhh, training! The best way too pass time... well the second best, he thought, sneering. He had too see her, he decided. Maybe she could tell him how she brainwashed him. AFTER training though, he decided, continuing to fire blasts.
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It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
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Bulma had a lovely little plan forming in her head. Man, your GOOD BULMA, she told herself, grinning. She placed the now snoozing Trunks into his cradle, and skipped into her room, grinning happily. She then went into her bathroom, and started running a bath. She jumped in, and started washing herself. When she had finished washing her hair, she got out of the bath, dried herself, wrapped a towel in her hair and placed on some under garments. She then went back into her room, checked the door was locked, and emptied some of the contents from her wardrobe onto her bed. Bulma had heaps of different clothing styles, most being skimpy. She picked out a cute little outfit, and slipped it on. She had chosen a cute little red shirt, which showed her midriff, and some mini khaki shorts. "Loooking good", she said too herself, as she looked at her reflection in her mirror. She then started applying make up, and she went and done her hair. She no longer had it in her 'Afro' style, it was now straight, and she wore it down, sometimes with her favourite red headband. She left it plain tonight, and once she was done, she walked downstairs. She gathered some stuff from downstairs (Candles, flowers etc..), and took them back to her room, and arranged them, giving her room a romantic look. She giggled as she tried to imagine Vegetas reaction. WHAT IS THIS, WOMAN, he would ask her. Bulma was under the impression that Vegeta would HAVE too come back for food, and now, with Yamcha out of the picture, it was the perfect time to win him back. She was using Yamchas tactics of dressing up, and sucking up. She was good at charming the socks off people, and she just HOPED she could work her magic on Vegeta. Well, it was what she was depending on. If it didn't work, then, all was lost. But, she tried not to think of that. She had turned into a real emotional wreck lately, and she just wanted everything to get back to normal. After tonight, Bulma, everything will be fine, she told herself, smiling at her reflection once more. She went out the back door, swapping her slippers for a pair of sandals, and trudged off towards the Gravity chamber. She KNEW he would be in there, she could just FEEL IT! Well, actually, it was only the obvious place, and she just figured he'd be there. She finally reached it, and peered through the little windows. She could see Vegeta firing blasts, and punching and kicking at the air. Ahhh, how sexy he looked, with his ripped shirt showing his bare, muscly chest. She longed to just pounce on him, but she didn't think that was exactly the BEST solution. She walked to the door, and was about too pound on it, when, she heard someone land behind her. She groaned; she also had a FEELING about who this was. She scowled, and turned around. Yes, her guesses where right; it was Yamcha!
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You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh
Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
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Yamcha flew threw the air, humming the theme song of his favourite video game 'Tale Spin'. Oh, how he loved his Nintendo! He also happened to love something else. And that something else was Bulma Brief. Ahhh, how he longed for her! He could barely keep his pants on! Man, you are SUCH a stud, he thought, smiling charmingly to himself. WAY hotter then VEGETA, that dork! He does NOT stand a CHANCE, Yamcha told himself, his smile growing into a huge, dopey grin. He was soon hovering over Capsule Corporation, and he could see the object of his affection walking towards the Gravity chamber. No, there was not a huge Nintendo on legs; it was Bulma. Why on EARTH was she going to the Gravity chamber, Yamcha thought, with a quizzical look on his face. Maybe shes going to get a work out before all the fun we are going to have tonight, he told himself, grinning slyly. He floated down to the ground and with a soft thud, he was only a few steps away from Bulma. Bulma slowly turned to face Yamcha, and he watched as an odd expression crossed her face. It almost looked annoyed... But how could she be annoyed. Maybe it's the look she makes when she is turned on, Yamcha re assured himself, smirking at her. Bulma seemed to be rolling her eyes, probably because she was remembering about how lame Vegeta was, and then she said,"Hello, Yamcha. How can I help you"?
"Oh, I can think of PLENTY of ways, baby", he said in a seductive voice, winking at her. Bulmas skin turned a shade of her red, but the look on her face didn't look shy and flattered; she seemed to be sneering at him. He gulped, and handed her the frozen flowers and the out of date chocolates. Bulma raised an eyebrow, and she took the gifts, a small smile replacing her angry glare. "Thanks Yamcha", she said, smelling the flowers. She then walked over too him, and put them back in his arms. "Could you please put them upstairs for me", she asked, in a sweet voice. Yamcha was now beaming and he nodded, rushing into the backdoor. SHE LOVES ME, he thought, barely being able to contain his glee. He saw Mrs Brief shuffling around the kitchen, and he shuddered as she winked at him. Horrid old bat, he thought, grunting. He quickly swung open her bedroom door, and gasped as he saw her transformed bedroom. The lights where off, all except for some soft light dancing off the walls from the flickering candles. There were rose petals on the bed, and vases of flowers all around the room. "Man, she really DOES want to get it on! I didn't have to do ANYTHING", he said, doing a 'high five' with the air. Maybe, I should surprise her, and wait up here for her, he thought, shutting the door behind him. He was soon naked, and he hopped into he bed, laying seductively, with the blankets covering up most of him. Soon Yamcha, soon. All this sucking up will have paid off, he thought, waiting patiently for his 'lover'.
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
"All aboard"
"Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end"
"Well baby, I went down and got it for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"
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Vegeta continued his training, when a loud bang on the Gravity chamber door interrupted him. "Ahhh, SHIT! Probably the WOMANS mother", he snarled, turning the machine off. He stormed over too the door, and he pressed the button, which made it open. And there, standing seductively, with a sexy grin, was Bulma. He almost jumped on her, but he quickly recovered himself, when he remembered what she had done. "What do you want, woman", he hissed, trying his best to glare. She frowned up at him, and grabbed him by the arm, tugging it to make him come outside. He raised an eyebrow at her, and let her drag him out. "Well, what", he snapped, yanking his arm from her grip, and crossing both his arms to his chest. She looked a little hurt, but after what she did to him, why should he care? He shouldn't care about anything; or anyone, for that matter. Emotion was weakness, he thought, glaring at her. She deserved whatever punishment she received, even if it did hurt her. "Umm.. Vegeta. What you saw, with me, and Yamcha. It meant nothing. I didn't tell him to sleep over, and I certainly didn't ask him into my bed. He is only a friend, nothing more", Bulma told him, her eyes twinkling under the darkening sky. He stared at her blankly... DID she really THINK that he, the Prince of all SAIYANS, would believe such a lie? He had seen it with his own eyes... well, he didn't actually see the two of them 'going at it', but what he saw was proof enough. Though, he wondered why he really cared about what she did (Or who, in their case!). It was only about the sex... wasn't it? "YOU BETRAYED ME WOMAN! HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO TAKE THAT LIE IN", he yelled, his face contorting in fury. He watched as the woman jumped, and pulled one of her 'sad' expressions at him. Bulma ran a hand threw her blue-green hair, her forehead creased into a frown. "Vegeta. I did not betray you. You betrayed ME when you left me, without even a simple goodbye! I waited for you, and if that isn't good enough for you, then FINE", Bulma looked furious and at the same time upset, and as she spat out these last few words, she stormed inside. Vegeta watched her storm off, with an amused smirk on his face. He was, at first, slightly taken aback, but now, he just thought it all funny. She felt betrayed? What NERVE! How dare she talk to the Prince of the Saiyans in such a manner, he thought, though instead of getting mad, he just smirked. She really was a live wire, he had to give her that much. And, he could actually bare spending time with her, despite her annoying, nagging behaviour. Maybe he did... like her. A bit, he thought, frowning deeply. He kicked a nearby tree, causing it too snap in half. She really was driving him insane. Was she just stringing him along? Playing with him. "AHHHH, I MUST FIND OUT", he yelled, too no one in particular, stamping towards the back door. Life sure was a lot easier to live without all this THINKING and all this EMOTION. But, he could no longer deny it. The woman had done something to make him like her... Like her a BIT. And he had to sort it all out before he went nuts.
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Oops!...I did it again to your heart
Got lost in this game, oh baby
Oops!...You think that I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
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After Bulma had sent Yamcha off with the flowers, she grinned slyly at his retreating figure. Finally, got him out of the way, she thought, smiling widely now. Man, I really am a GENIUS, she told her self, giggling. She turned away from where Yamcha had been, and back to the Gravity chamber. She then pounded the door as hard as she could, to make sure Vegeta could hear. Well, she hoped he wasn't making too much noise NOT to hear her. Luckily he wasn't, because moments later, Vegetas angry face was staring down at her. She sauntered forward, smiling devilishly at him, moonlight shining in her eyes. That's when he got rude. How dare he! WHAT DO YOU WANT WOMAN? Wouldn't he at least give her a chance to explain the situation? They started talking, but no matter what Bulma said, Vegeta didn't believe her. All he could do was snap at her, and glare angrily at her. Bulma felt rather hurt, but she guessed he DID think she cheated! But, hey, she gave him her word that she didn't. That should be ENOUGH, shouldn't it? Nope, obviously not for him, and he snapped at her again, calling her a liar. FINE THEN, she thought, as she told him off. She stormed off, back into Capsule Corp., and into her room. She flung the door open angrily, and slammed it behind her. It did not shut though, it just rebounded and lay open. She went to jump into her bed, when she saw someone was already in it. The last person she wanted there. Yamcha. And... HE WAS NAKED. She stared at him, and he stared back, grinning, and patting a bit of blanket near him. "What on EARTH are you DOING", she stammered, her face red with fury. If Vegeta saw this, he would NEVER believe her!
"What do you THINK I'm doing, sweet thang", he said, in a purring voice.
"I think you are LEAVING", she spat, pointing to the door. Yamcha pulled a stupid, confused look at her, and he shook his head.
"Why should I leave? I thought you wanted to get down and dirrrrtyy baby", Yamcha said, a sexy grin plastered on his face. Bulma put a hand to her head; could things POSSIBLY get any worse, she thought, glaring at Yamcha. But, she thought too soon. Of course they could get worse! And they bloody well did, too. Vegeta just happened to walk in on the scene; Yamcha, lying naked in her bed, and Bulma just standing there. Bulma stared at him, her mouth open. Then, she shook her head at him, eyes filling with tears. "No..Vegeta", she said, in a stuttering, soft voice. Vegeta looked shocked, but he soon composed himself.
"THATS IT! IM ENDING THIS NOW", he yelled at Bulma, glaring furiously. Shit... thought Bulma, shaking in fear. What was he going to do?
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Oops!.. I Did It Again!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think I did it again
I made you believe we're more than just friends
Oh baby
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Vegeta watched the sun start to set from the cliff face, still in the same position he had been in when he landed there earlier that day. He planned to spend the night there, but he was starting to get rather hungry. Very hungry actually. Hungry for food? Or hungry for the WOMAN? He really didn't want to think about her, but he couldn't help himself. She had betrayed him, and he wanted to wring her little human boyfriends neck. But, that would just make matters worse; it would prove that he was the TINIEST bit jealous of the woman's relationship with that scum. And he certainly couldn't let that happen. Maybe he could go back, and make her life LIVING HELL! That would teach her. But, he found that he didn't WANT to hurt her. He wanted to see her for some other reason. He cursed under his breath, and watched the sky to see it was nearly nightfall. He stood up for the first time all day and started pacing around. Maybe he should go pay Kakkarott a visit and gloat. Nah, Kakkarott was no fun! But the woman. PHWOAR, she sure knew how to throw a party for two! He mentally kicked himself, he was turning into a KAKKAROTT! "NO", he yelled, firing a blast at a nearby cliff. A big hole formed, and he smirked. Destruction was HIS true love! But, his stomach was also calling for ITS true love. Mrs Briefs' home cooked meals! "Screw the woman", he snarled, flying off towards Capsule Corp. I already have, actually, he thought, remembering all the good times he and Bulma had shared. He let out an angry growl, there he went again! Fantasising about her! He should be thinking about all the food he was about too eat, not about HER! He flew angrily back to Capsule Corp., and into the kitchen. Mrs Brief was there, cooking something. "Feed me now", Vegeta snapped at her, plonking down in the nearest chair. Mrs Brief giggled and winked at him.
"Certainly, Vegeta dear", she said happily, carrying him a plate over. Vegeta started ravaging his plate, and almost instantly, the food was gone. Mrs Brief continued to top up his plate, until all the food was gone. Vegeta grunted at her in appreciation, and stamped outside, to the Gravity chamber. He then went inside of it, and started training. Training was always a good way too take his mind off ANNOYING WOMEN and IMPUDENT WEAKLINGS! He really was WORTHY to hold the title of Prince, he thought, smirking. He was so smart sometimes. Ahhh, so, so, smart. If I am so smart, then why, WHY, does SHE keep entering my thoughts and making me feel like THIS, he thought, cussing. He didn't really know what THIS feeling was exactly, but he did NOT like it, not one bit! Because it was breaking his concentration and making him weak. Damn that woman for turning me ON so much, Vegeta thought, firing blasts left, right and centre. Ahhh, training! The best way too pass time... well the second best, he thought, sneering. He had too see her, he decided. Maybe she could tell him how she brainwashed him. AFTER training though, he decided, continuing to fire blasts.
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It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
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Bulma had a lovely little plan forming in her head. Man, your GOOD BULMA, she told herself, grinning. She placed the now snoozing Trunks into his cradle, and skipped into her room, grinning happily. She then went into her bathroom, and started running a bath. She jumped in, and started washing herself. When she had finished washing her hair, she got out of the bath, dried herself, wrapped a towel in her hair and placed on some under garments. She then went back into her room, checked the door was locked, and emptied some of the contents from her wardrobe onto her bed. Bulma had heaps of different clothing styles, most being skimpy. She picked out a cute little outfit, and slipped it on. She had chosen a cute little red shirt, which showed her midriff, and some mini khaki shorts. "Loooking good", she said too herself, as she looked at her reflection in her mirror. She then started applying make up, and she went and done her hair. She no longer had it in her 'Afro' style, it was now straight, and she wore it down, sometimes with her favourite red headband. She left it plain tonight, and once she was done, she walked downstairs. She gathered some stuff from downstairs (Candles, flowers etc..), and took them back to her room, and arranged them, giving her room a romantic look. She giggled as she tried to imagine Vegetas reaction. WHAT IS THIS, WOMAN, he would ask her. Bulma was under the impression that Vegeta would HAVE too come back for food, and now, with Yamcha out of the picture, it was the perfect time to win him back. She was using Yamchas tactics of dressing up, and sucking up. She was good at charming the socks off people, and she just HOPED she could work her magic on Vegeta. Well, it was what she was depending on. If it didn't work, then, all was lost. But, she tried not to think of that. She had turned into a real emotional wreck lately, and she just wanted everything to get back to normal. After tonight, Bulma, everything will be fine, she told herself, smiling at her reflection once more. She went out the back door, swapping her slippers for a pair of sandals, and trudged off towards the Gravity chamber. She KNEW he would be in there, she could just FEEL IT! Well, actually, it was only the obvious place, and she just figured he'd be there. She finally reached it, and peered through the little windows. She could see Vegeta firing blasts, and punching and kicking at the air. Ahhh, how sexy he looked, with his ripped shirt showing his bare, muscly chest. She longed to just pounce on him, but she didn't think that was exactly the BEST solution. She walked to the door, and was about too pound on it, when, she heard someone land behind her. She groaned; she also had a FEELING about who this was. She scowled, and turned around. Yes, her guesses where right; it was Yamcha!
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You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh
Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
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Yamcha flew threw the air, humming the theme song of his favourite video game 'Tale Spin'. Oh, how he loved his Nintendo! He also happened to love something else. And that something else was Bulma Brief. Ahhh, how he longed for her! He could barely keep his pants on! Man, you are SUCH a stud, he thought, smiling charmingly to himself. WAY hotter then VEGETA, that dork! He does NOT stand a CHANCE, Yamcha told himself, his smile growing into a huge, dopey grin. He was soon hovering over Capsule Corporation, and he could see the object of his affection walking towards the Gravity chamber. No, there was not a huge Nintendo on legs; it was Bulma. Why on EARTH was she going to the Gravity chamber, Yamcha thought, with a quizzical look on his face. Maybe shes going to get a work out before all the fun we are going to have tonight, he told himself, grinning slyly. He floated down to the ground and with a soft thud, he was only a few steps away from Bulma. Bulma slowly turned to face Yamcha, and he watched as an odd expression crossed her face. It almost looked annoyed... But how could she be annoyed. Maybe it's the look she makes when she is turned on, Yamcha re assured himself, smirking at her. Bulma seemed to be rolling her eyes, probably because she was remembering about how lame Vegeta was, and then she said,"Hello, Yamcha. How can I help you"?
"Oh, I can think of PLENTY of ways, baby", he said in a seductive voice, winking at her. Bulmas skin turned a shade of her red, but the look on her face didn't look shy and flattered; she seemed to be sneering at him. He gulped, and handed her the frozen flowers and the out of date chocolates. Bulma raised an eyebrow, and she took the gifts, a small smile replacing her angry glare. "Thanks Yamcha", she said, smelling the flowers. She then walked over too him, and put them back in his arms. "Could you please put them upstairs for me", she asked, in a sweet voice. Yamcha was now beaming and he nodded, rushing into the backdoor. SHE LOVES ME, he thought, barely being able to contain his glee. He saw Mrs Brief shuffling around the kitchen, and he shuddered as she winked at him. Horrid old bat, he thought, grunting. He quickly swung open her bedroom door, and gasped as he saw her transformed bedroom. The lights where off, all except for some soft light dancing off the walls from the flickering candles. There were rose petals on the bed, and vases of flowers all around the room. "Man, she really DOES want to get it on! I didn't have to do ANYTHING", he said, doing a 'high five' with the air. Maybe, I should surprise her, and wait up here for her, he thought, shutting the door behind him. He was soon naked, and he hopped into he bed, laying seductively, with the blankets covering up most of him. Soon Yamcha, soon. All this sucking up will have paid off, he thought, waiting patiently for his 'lover'.
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
"All aboard"
"Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end"
"Well baby, I went down and got it for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"
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Vegeta continued his training, when a loud bang on the Gravity chamber door interrupted him. "Ahhh, SHIT! Probably the WOMANS mother", he snarled, turning the machine off. He stormed over too the door, and he pressed the button, which made it open. And there, standing seductively, with a sexy grin, was Bulma. He almost jumped on her, but he quickly recovered himself, when he remembered what she had done. "What do you want, woman", he hissed, trying his best to glare. She frowned up at him, and grabbed him by the arm, tugging it to make him come outside. He raised an eyebrow at her, and let her drag him out. "Well, what", he snapped, yanking his arm from her grip, and crossing both his arms to his chest. She looked a little hurt, but after what she did to him, why should he care? He shouldn't care about anything; or anyone, for that matter. Emotion was weakness, he thought, glaring at her. She deserved whatever punishment she received, even if it did hurt her. "Umm.. Vegeta. What you saw, with me, and Yamcha. It meant nothing. I didn't tell him to sleep over, and I certainly didn't ask him into my bed. He is only a friend, nothing more", Bulma told him, her eyes twinkling under the darkening sky. He stared at her blankly... DID she really THINK that he, the Prince of all SAIYANS, would believe such a lie? He had seen it with his own eyes... well, he didn't actually see the two of them 'going at it', but what he saw was proof enough. Though, he wondered why he really cared about what she did (Or who, in their case!). It was only about the sex... wasn't it? "YOU BETRAYED ME WOMAN! HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO TAKE THAT LIE IN", he yelled, his face contorting in fury. He watched as the woman jumped, and pulled one of her 'sad' expressions at him. Bulma ran a hand threw her blue-green hair, her forehead creased into a frown. "Vegeta. I did not betray you. You betrayed ME when you left me, without even a simple goodbye! I waited for you, and if that isn't good enough for you, then FINE", Bulma looked furious and at the same time upset, and as she spat out these last few words, she stormed inside. Vegeta watched her storm off, with an amused smirk on his face. He was, at first, slightly taken aback, but now, he just thought it all funny. She felt betrayed? What NERVE! How dare she talk to the Prince of the Saiyans in such a manner, he thought, though instead of getting mad, he just smirked. She really was a live wire, he had to give her that much. And, he could actually bare spending time with her, despite her annoying, nagging behaviour. Maybe he did... like her. A bit, he thought, frowning deeply. He kicked a nearby tree, causing it too snap in half. She really was driving him insane. Was she just stringing him along? Playing with him. "AHHHH, I MUST FIND OUT", he yelled, too no one in particular, stamping towards the back door. Life sure was a lot easier to live without all this THINKING and all this EMOTION. But, he could no longer deny it. The woman had done something to make him like her... Like her a BIT. And he had to sort it all out before he went nuts.
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Oops!...I did it again to your heart
Got lost in this game, oh baby
Oops!...You think that I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
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After Bulma had sent Yamcha off with the flowers, she grinned slyly at his retreating figure. Finally, got him out of the way, she thought, smiling widely now. Man, I really am a GENIUS, she told her self, giggling. She turned away from where Yamcha had been, and back to the Gravity chamber. She then pounded the door as hard as she could, to make sure Vegeta could hear. Well, she hoped he wasn't making too much noise NOT to hear her. Luckily he wasn't, because moments later, Vegetas angry face was staring down at her. She sauntered forward, smiling devilishly at him, moonlight shining in her eyes. That's when he got rude. How dare he! WHAT DO YOU WANT WOMAN? Wouldn't he at least give her a chance to explain the situation? They started talking, but no matter what Bulma said, Vegeta didn't believe her. All he could do was snap at her, and glare angrily at her. Bulma felt rather hurt, but she guessed he DID think she cheated! But, hey, she gave him her word that she didn't. That should be ENOUGH, shouldn't it? Nope, obviously not for him, and he snapped at her again, calling her a liar. FINE THEN, she thought, as she told him off. She stormed off, back into Capsule Corp., and into her room. She flung the door open angrily, and slammed it behind her. It did not shut though, it just rebounded and lay open. She went to jump into her bed, when she saw someone was already in it. The last person she wanted there. Yamcha. And... HE WAS NAKED. She stared at him, and he stared back, grinning, and patting a bit of blanket near him. "What on EARTH are you DOING", she stammered, her face red with fury. If Vegeta saw this, he would NEVER believe her!
"What do you THINK I'm doing, sweet thang", he said, in a purring voice.
"I think you are LEAVING", she spat, pointing to the door. Yamcha pulled a stupid, confused look at her, and he shook his head.
"Why should I leave? I thought you wanted to get down and dirrrrtyy baby", Yamcha said, a sexy grin plastered on his face. Bulma put a hand to her head; could things POSSIBLY get any worse, she thought, glaring at Yamcha. But, she thought too soon. Of course they could get worse! And they bloody well did, too. Vegeta just happened to walk in on the scene; Yamcha, lying naked in her bed, and Bulma just standing there. Bulma stared at him, her mouth open. Then, she shook her head at him, eyes filling with tears. "No..Vegeta", she said, in a stuttering, soft voice. Vegeta looked shocked, but he soon composed himself.
"THATS IT! IM ENDING THIS NOW", he yelled at Bulma, glaring furiously. Shit... thought Bulma, shaking in fear. What was he going to do?