Never give me sugar!!! This will be the result!! Can you handle backwards
off-the-wall insanity with no point whatsoever? I hope so..
One day the moon took a trip to Pluto. The
latest news reporter took a stroller on a
hopping website."The ducks! The ducks!" Ash
called. "You can look at your holiday
tomorrow," Misty offered. "I'm flying higher,
like a moose!" Brock explained. The calendars
weren't being fair. Karen and Will turned
Tracey into an egg and scrambled him. "Keep
your radio-active elephants on YOUR side of the
empire state building!" Mew shouted. "Why must I suffer in your presence?!" Lugia hollered
at the battery. Jessie licked the magical shoe.
"Can you handle that feather?" Gary challenged.
"Whoever invented levitating toasters," Ash
replied intelligently. Celebi was suddenly a
famous cheese grater. Mewtwo climbed into a
milk carton located in theaters near you.
Tsunami Shadow sent cement factories with the
characteristics of Lizzie McGuire and 10 carrot
sticks to a deranged chi pet. "I refuse to mow
your sound effect, but how about a shrimp with
uncanny abilities?" Misty called. "I have no use
for this toast!" Brock shouted impatiently. Ho- oh and The Crimson Lugia argued about who
would taste the post office first. "Satisfy the
cheese or else!" Karen threatened. Miss Misty
and DClick laughed at the chicken pot pies
while oinking on the sun. "That delicious stack
of mutant hay is extremely petty!" Pikachu
warned. James evolved into a fire truck. "What?
No more encyclopedias?" Mew sobbed. "Corn
has become illegal," Lance replied. Kitai-Shinsei
was really a washing machine in disguise. Sk8er
Grl, Kitty, and Cosmic Mewtwo repeated every
Krispy Kreme Doughnut. "To be continued."
Mewtwo said mysteriously. Melody
hyperventilated. "Yoo-hoo!" Lugia sang. "It
smells like hee-haws in here!" Meowth
announced. "Someone call the doctor! I
swallowed my trampoline again!" Ash called.
Misty and Sabrina had a tea party 2.3 times
forwards and a neopet sideways. "Egg plus
donkey equals hand sanitizer!!" Brock said
smugly. "No, high-tech satellite systems," Clair
corrected. Morty and the oranges signed a peace
treaty with Antarctica. "I never thought I'd see
the day when peacocks went duh!" Tracey
laughed. The insulted peacocks attacked Tracey.
"Heeeelllllpppppp! That pink fluffy gummi
shack is tearing down the wisdom of cheese!"
Jessie squealed in terror. "Ribbon!" Lugia
threatened. Brock did flips in outer space. "If I
dance to the beat of sugar intended sunflower
seeds, the author must change the rating!" Mew
called. Lances pancakes were building UFO's.
"That is *it!* I am *never* spying on Ash and
Misty at night again!" Melody shrieked.
"Because stinky pigs live here!" Mewtwo
shouted. The beans soon invaded, causing the
next muffin drought.
THE END!! Wahoo!! All right please review it. Any authors I included will hopefully be ok with that. Anyways, I have to go return the lost apricot to the final level of Bikiki stardust.*Sigh.* Bye bye! Insanity rules!!
One day the moon took a trip to Pluto. The
latest news reporter took a stroller on a
hopping website."The ducks! The ducks!" Ash
called. "You can look at your holiday
tomorrow," Misty offered. "I'm flying higher,
like a moose!" Brock explained. The calendars
weren't being fair. Karen and Will turned
Tracey into an egg and scrambled him. "Keep
your radio-active elephants on YOUR side of the
empire state building!" Mew shouted. "Why must I suffer in your presence?!" Lugia hollered
at the battery. Jessie licked the magical shoe.
"Can you handle that feather?" Gary challenged.
"Whoever invented levitating toasters," Ash
replied intelligently. Celebi was suddenly a
famous cheese grater. Mewtwo climbed into a
milk carton located in theaters near you.
Tsunami Shadow sent cement factories with the
characteristics of Lizzie McGuire and 10 carrot
sticks to a deranged chi pet. "I refuse to mow
your sound effect, but how about a shrimp with
uncanny abilities?" Misty called. "I have no use
for this toast!" Brock shouted impatiently. Ho- oh and The Crimson Lugia argued about who
would taste the post office first. "Satisfy the
cheese or else!" Karen threatened. Miss Misty
and DClick laughed at the chicken pot pies
while oinking on the sun. "That delicious stack
of mutant hay is extremely petty!" Pikachu
warned. James evolved into a fire truck. "What?
No more encyclopedias?" Mew sobbed. "Corn
has become illegal," Lance replied. Kitai-Shinsei
was really a washing machine in disguise. Sk8er
Grl, Kitty, and Cosmic Mewtwo repeated every
Krispy Kreme Doughnut. "To be continued."
Mewtwo said mysteriously. Melody
hyperventilated. "Yoo-hoo!" Lugia sang. "It
smells like hee-haws in here!" Meowth
announced. "Someone call the doctor! I
swallowed my trampoline again!" Ash called.
Misty and Sabrina had a tea party 2.3 times
forwards and a neopet sideways. "Egg plus
donkey equals hand sanitizer!!" Brock said
smugly. "No, high-tech satellite systems," Clair
corrected. Morty and the oranges signed a peace
treaty with Antarctica. "I never thought I'd see
the day when peacocks went duh!" Tracey
laughed. The insulted peacocks attacked Tracey.
"Heeeelllllpppppp! That pink fluffy gummi
shack is tearing down the wisdom of cheese!"
Jessie squealed in terror. "Ribbon!" Lugia
threatened. Brock did flips in outer space. "If I
dance to the beat of sugar intended sunflower
seeds, the author must change the rating!" Mew
called. Lances pancakes were building UFO's.
"That is *it!* I am *never* spying on Ash and
Misty at night again!" Melody shrieked.
"Because stinky pigs live here!" Mewtwo
shouted. The beans soon invaded, causing the
next muffin drought.
THE END!! Wahoo!! All right please review it. Any authors I included will hopefully be ok with that. Anyways, I have to go return the lost apricot to the final level of Bikiki stardust.*Sigh.* Bye bye! Insanity rules!!
