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May the madness begin!!!!!!!!!
As soon as aragorn, gollum, and frodo had gulped down their steaming coffee, complete silence descended on the Fellowship. Everyone was waiting for something to happen.
"cough, cough, hack, hack..coffee, scalding my throat, burning..pleasantness..precious..don't leave me..earmuffs..more coffeee..nooooooo..precious..tricksy stole it from us.." choked aragorn.
"does anyone know CPR?" asked pippin, sounding worried.
"not to worry, pippin. The coffee is just taking control of aragorn. He is gonna be the first to go. Its going to be harder for the coffee to take over frodo and gollum, because the power of the one ring will attempt to resist the coffee. Resistance is futile! MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!! SOON ALL WILL GIVE IN TO THE POWER OF THE COFFEE!"
moment of silence, even from aragorn. Everyone is extremely shocked, and all stare in surprise at gandalf.
Gandalf looks around, a scared expression comes onto his face, "oh no, did I just say that out loud? Oh dear, oh goodness! The coffee is taking over me, and I haven't even drank any of it yet! This is terribly dangerous for me, the coffee is gaining control of my mind! Boromir, you must stay with me at all times. You must make sure that me, and no one else either drinks any of the coffee! It may control my mind, and if that happens then everyone must do whatever boromir says, he understands the coffee pretty well, he will know what to do. Now, we can sit back and enjoy the show. Its going to be interesting watching these three's wills be bent towards the coffee.
Still shocked silence, then the fellowship starts whispering among themselves, leaving gandalf by himself.
Gandalf starts whispering to himself, "never know, they must never know. Too much pain, too much pain. Resist it, gandalf, resist it. You can do it. Only a short time now, you can do it"
"what the heck is up with gandalf?" whispered pippin nervously to legolas
"I don't know, but he has never been like this before. And boromir, too. I don't understand this. Everybody is different now. Too much tension, too much tension! Oh no, this is giving me a tangle! And I don't have a hair brush with me! WAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
sam, who had figured something like this would happen at the fellowship get- together, had brought a brush with him. Legolas quickly calmed down, but he was the only one at ease.
Frodo and gollum had started having what looked like contortions, but only merry and pippin noticed. Soon the two of them were perched on a tree branch, with two extra extra extra jumbo tubs of popcorn, and two of the same size sodas.
"gee, this is the best show I've ever seen. Its even better than wrestling!" exclaimed merry
"this is totally awesome" said pippin. Don't ask why he started talking like a surfer.
"pip, why are you talking like a surfer?
"dude, like, I dunno know. It guess it just sorta happened. Like, dude, this is, like, gnarly" said pippin
"oh please" grumbled merry, returning to watching gollum, frodo and aragorn.
Soon, gollum was dancing the tango with a tree, his webbed flopping everywhere.
Frodo started singing "man, I feel like a woman". Think shania twain.
"dun da na nana dun dun. Man, I feel like a woman!" sang frodo crazily, as he magically got that 'country singer' accent.
Frequent "dude!"s, and "totally awesome"s could be heard from up a tree. Hmmmm, I wonder...
"this is soooo screwed up. It looks like you and me are the only sane ones left, legolas" said sam
"yup" said legolas vaguely, "I never thought I would be glad to have a hobbit as a companion"
while legolas turned the strange events of late over in his mind, sam was trying to figure out if an elf had just complimented him or not.
Will sam and legolas be able to rescue everyone else from their insanity?
Is the rest of the fellowship really insane? And wuts up with gandalf? Find out next chapter! All the secrets will be revealed!
Sorry this one wuz so short and lame, folks. The next chapter should be a lot better! Stay tuned!
R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEEZ!!!!!!!!! Oh, and thank you frodo girl for the frodo singing idea! Attention rest of the world, don't look for that idea in a review from frodo girl, cuz she emailed it 2 me! Thankx!!!!!!!
May the madness begin!!!!!!!!!
As soon as aragorn, gollum, and frodo had gulped down their steaming coffee, complete silence descended on the Fellowship. Everyone was waiting for something to happen.
"cough, cough, hack, hack..coffee, scalding my throat, burning..pleasantness..precious..don't leave me..earmuffs..more coffeee..nooooooo..precious..tricksy stole it from us.." choked aragorn.
"does anyone know CPR?" asked pippin, sounding worried.
"not to worry, pippin. The coffee is just taking control of aragorn. He is gonna be the first to go. Its going to be harder for the coffee to take over frodo and gollum, because the power of the one ring will attempt to resist the coffee. Resistance is futile! MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!! SOON ALL WILL GIVE IN TO THE POWER OF THE COFFEE!"
moment of silence, even from aragorn. Everyone is extremely shocked, and all stare in surprise at gandalf.
Gandalf looks around, a scared expression comes onto his face, "oh no, did I just say that out loud? Oh dear, oh goodness! The coffee is taking over me, and I haven't even drank any of it yet! This is terribly dangerous for me, the coffee is gaining control of my mind! Boromir, you must stay with me at all times. You must make sure that me, and no one else either drinks any of the coffee! It may control my mind, and if that happens then everyone must do whatever boromir says, he understands the coffee pretty well, he will know what to do. Now, we can sit back and enjoy the show. Its going to be interesting watching these three's wills be bent towards the coffee.
Still shocked silence, then the fellowship starts whispering among themselves, leaving gandalf by himself.
Gandalf starts whispering to himself, "never know, they must never know. Too much pain, too much pain. Resist it, gandalf, resist it. You can do it. Only a short time now, you can do it"
"what the heck is up with gandalf?" whispered pippin nervously to legolas
"I don't know, but he has never been like this before. And boromir, too. I don't understand this. Everybody is different now. Too much tension, too much tension! Oh no, this is giving me a tangle! And I don't have a hair brush with me! WAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
sam, who had figured something like this would happen at the fellowship get- together, had brought a brush with him. Legolas quickly calmed down, but he was the only one at ease.
Frodo and gollum had started having what looked like contortions, but only merry and pippin noticed. Soon the two of them were perched on a tree branch, with two extra extra extra jumbo tubs of popcorn, and two of the same size sodas.
"gee, this is the best show I've ever seen. Its even better than wrestling!" exclaimed merry
"this is totally awesome" said pippin. Don't ask why he started talking like a surfer.
"pip, why are you talking like a surfer?
"dude, like, I dunno know. It guess it just sorta happened. Like, dude, this is, like, gnarly" said pippin
"oh please" grumbled merry, returning to watching gollum, frodo and aragorn.
Soon, gollum was dancing the tango with a tree, his webbed flopping everywhere.
Frodo started singing "man, I feel like a woman". Think shania twain.
"dun da na nana dun dun. Man, I feel like a woman!" sang frodo crazily, as he magically got that 'country singer' accent.
Frequent "dude!"s, and "totally awesome"s could be heard from up a tree. Hmmmm, I wonder...
"this is soooo screwed up. It looks like you and me are the only sane ones left, legolas" said sam
"yup" said legolas vaguely, "I never thought I would be glad to have a hobbit as a companion"
while legolas turned the strange events of late over in his mind, sam was trying to figure out if an elf had just complimented him or not.
Will sam and legolas be able to rescue everyone else from their insanity?
Is the rest of the fellowship really insane? And wuts up with gandalf? Find out next chapter! All the secrets will be revealed!
Sorry this one wuz so short and lame, folks. The next chapter should be a lot better! Stay tuned!
R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEEZ!!!!!!!!! Oh, and thank you frodo girl for the frodo singing idea! Attention rest of the world, don't look for that idea in a review from frodo girl, cuz she emailed it 2 me! Thankx!!!!!!!