DISCLAIMER: these characters are not mine; they belong to the great JK Rowling The Plot is mine however. Riddle //Harry//

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS

'I've waited a long time for this Harry Potter,' said Riddle.' For the chance to see you. To speak with you.' 'Look,' said Harry, losing patience, 'I don't think you get it. We're in the "Chamber of Secrets". We can talk later.' 'We're going to talk now,' said Riddle, still smiling broadly.

Harry Potter. How did you survive me twice? The shagging I gave you last year should have finished you off but it didn't. Why?

// I guess you would have to be pretty robust to be the Hogwarts shagathon champion 2 years running. Ginny didn't tell you that did she! //

No she didn't, but I aught to have guessed, after all your father was the champion when he came to Hogwarts. Beware Potter it is time to finish this once and for all. 'Shagerotica'

//Fool. 'Shagerotica reversus'. I fear you not Riddle. 'Infinatum' Good-bye Riddle. Come Fawkes, Ginny. This Fool will lie here in the "Chamber of Secrets" for ever shagging something invisible for years to come//



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