My, my, my… I've uploaded this a bit late didn't I? Sorry about that… Poor, poor me… :sigh:: Here it is… Sorry if I'm quiet; I'm not in the good mood today but, I can guarantee I can do the best to be =)…(::sigh:: I want my own computer…)
Disclaimer: I don't own Slam Dunk
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Chapter 5
RUKAWA'S POV
I've waited outside since she asked to come along and tutor me. I glanced at my watch. What's taking her so long? I'm going to be late…
"Rukawa! Did you wait long?" A voice called as I turned my head to the direction of Kirusawa. She was wearing the shortest of shorts I've ever seen and a tank top with the brightest shade of lime. I came to the point of asking myself and eventually asked her, "Are you really a lesbian?"
"Is it because of what I'm wearing that you asked?" She rolled her blue eyes and placed her bag in my BMX's basket. "Can we just go? I bet you'll be late when we get there."
I put my feet on the pedals and started moving towards the gym as she followed, walking just beside me. After traveling the ten-minute trip, we finally came to the gym. I went directly to the lockers for a change of clothing while she sat next to the benches.
After that, I went to the court and dribbled the ball to Mitsui, challenging him to a one-on-one match. He didn't move nor make a sound. Weird. I thought he was… No. When I looked up into his eyes, they were staring straight at Kirusawa. I uttered, "Sempai."
"…"
"Sempai."
"…"
I passed him the ball, and found that didn't catch it. He acted as if he wasn't thrown a basketball in the head. I walked up to him and kicked his shin. ::sigh:: No reaction whatsoever… Instead, a quiet word escaped his mouth "Who…?"
"Huh?" Now, I'm not used to talking much especially to teammates but Mitsui…he's freaking me out. "Sempai."
"Rukawa! Come here for a while! I want to show you something!" Kirusawa called. She was pointing to a short text from the book so I came to her call. "This part, read it for later. It shows how to factor binomials and trinomials. Be sure to understand the rules. I'll give you examples later, ok?"
That's what she asked me to come here for? To tell me to read that page? I'm wasting my time. I went back to Mitsui to hit him with the ball again, only this time repetitively.
I was about to punch his nose lightly when he spoke once more "Who were you talking to… Rukawa?"
"Uh, Kirusawa. A girl from class."
"Since when have you brought a girl into practice sessions?"
"She's my tutor… She insisted on coming…" I told him. I stifled myself from pulling his mouth back up since it almost reached the floor. And I don't want the floor to get drooled on.
"Kirusawa… What a nice surname… I bet her first name even sounds nicer…"
Now he's really freaking me out. Nice surname, huh? "Faye."
"Faye… What an angelic name…" WHOA!!! Didn't expect that coming!!!
"Are you in love?" I can feel my eyes widen, for the first time in my life. "Sempai, she's a lesbian."
"No, she's not… She doesn't dress like one… And her beauty's far beyond compare…" Far beyond compare? To be honest, he just sounded like a fairy tale narrator…
"She turns me into her punching bag…"
"That shows how cool she is…" He dreamily said. "Besides, if she were a lesbian, as you call her, she's cute…"
"Cute? Of all the words in Webster… Cute? You're telling me that idiot's cute?" ::sigh:: This guy IS blind, I'm telling you. Maybe… Maybe he means as cute as Babe the piglet… I'm pretty sure of it…
FAYE'S POV
I could obviously see how Rukawa's 'friend' stares at me… I don't suppose he's got an eye disorder… Nah, both aren't twitching… Both eyes are as beady as a dog's… So, what's the matter?
MITSUI'S POV
Beautiful…
RUKAWA'S POV
"Do'ahou…"
AKAGI'S POV
Now, what are those dopes staring at? Better start the session… "LIIINNNEEE!!!"
They fell in line.
"JOOOGGG!!!" They jogged.
"DAAASSSHHH!!!" They dashed, sprinted at my command. Basically, I control them. They are like my pets in which I am their only leader.
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Now, why did I insert that in their POVs? Ok… That wasn't supposed to be called for…
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FAYE'S POV
Finally, break time. Rukawa, perspiration-bathed, walked towards me. I asked, "Ready to study? Cool, that rhymes…"
Rukawa ignored my 'attempting-to-be-humorous' until his 'friend' from a while ago arrived. "Yes…"
I arched a brow, "I was speaking with Rukawa…"
"Mitsui sempai, will you go away so the two of us can study?" Rukawa said after his moment of silence.
MITSUI'S POV
How dare he tell me that! I can stay right here if I want to. Oh, well… Why does he have to shove me off like he wanted her all to himself? Huh? All… to himself? Is he planning something that's got something to do with Kirusawa? ::snickers:: My curiosity means something… ::snickers some more::
::snickers a lot more::
::snickers a lot more that Rukawa, Faye and his other teammates could notice::
AYAKO'S POV
Poor Mitsui… "He's possessed again…"
RYOTA'S POV
Ayako chan… ::bumps into the benches as he walked while gazing at Ayako::
RUKAWA'S POV
Great, the do'ahou walked away… only in his seemingly possessed state.
"O…K… Let's start with chemistry…" Here she goes again. What I can't stand about the way she teaches is that she can't stop yakking and can't notice that her student's already falling asleep on her…
Ouch, I felt her not-so-sharp nails dig into my ear like hell…
"Sleeping Beauty? Are you done with your snore?" Are you done with your snore? Are you done with your snore? Are you done with your snore? That didn't sound right…
I echoed, "Are you done with your snore? Can you think of other questions beside Are you done with your snore?"
"Can you please just focus on me and the books?"
Focus on the books… Focus on the books… Focus on the books… Focus on her…
"Acetylsalicylic acid is another term for what?"
"Duh, aspirin." I answered.
"Good, now that's a start." She patted my head as if I were her lousy dog. Snike? Slike? Smike?
It's Spike, you idiot.
I knew that. Sheesh, I was just fooling around with the name…
So, anyway, I gave her an irritated look "So, what else am I to learn, Yoda?"
"Well, young Skywalker, you could tell me what the heck pH stands for."
"Uh, I know that… Um… Power of…helium?" I said, a bit uncertain of my answer.
"Hydrogen. Power of hydrogen, not helium." She corrected.
How was I supposed to know? I mean, what's the difference between hydrogen and helium? Both of them are liquids… Or are they gases?
That just shows how stupid Kaede Rukawa can get each day of his life.
Are you implementing that my brain is he size of a pea?!
No, I'm saying your brain is the size of a hair follicle. ::grins:: I don't suppose you know what it is?
Of course I do. Uh… Is that small?
For all I know, it's smaller than a pea.
You are one lousy author…
You are one lousy character, yourself…
Darn you… You know, I'm smart. I bet you can't speak English…
Excuse me, I ace in English. Well, you've got some nerves to boast something you're worst at.
English isn't my worst subject… I just…um…cheated on a bad classmate.
O…k… Wait till I tell Faye…
What a blabbermouth… I was just joking… Hey, I was just…
LURREN'S POV
Ah! What a nice day for a shower! I love my shower! Especially it's black tiles! The water it showers me with is absolutely refreshing and minty cool! It's truly one thing I am likely to enthrone! Hmm, I wonder what my sis is up to now… Is she creating another issue in school? Is she bullying someone right now? Or is she just being the silliest clown at the moment? How I wonder…
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Hey, Faye, did you know that Rukawa…
Rukawa: I pray to God she won't tell I cheated, which I really didn't do…
…watches 'Days of Our Lives'?
Rukawa: Days of Our Lives? Yeah, right… I wouldn't watch that stupid soap opera if I were fed a bowl of worms…
Faye: COOOLLL!!! Rukawa, that's the lousiest yet funniest thing I've ever heard from Edges! Is it true???
Rukawa: Oh my God, she actually believes that crap… No.
See?? He denies!! That concludes that what I said is true!!!
Rukawa: My purposes for the next few minutes:
1.) Shut Kirusawa up.
2.) Shut Amethyst Edges up.
3.) Stop Kirusawa before she tells everyone else in school.
4.) Kill Amethyst Edges before she tells everyone else in school.
Must…kill…Amethyst…Edges…ow…Faye: ::nudges Rukawa on the rib:: I bet you taped the entire series…
Rukawa: No, I didn't.
Faye: Wait till I tell the entire school!
Rukawa: Stop her… Shut her up… You're not serious, are you?
Hmm… I suppose she is…
Rukawa: ::sighs:: I don't like 'Days of Our Lives'. I haven't even watched a single episode of that piece of crap.
Faye: If you say so… Hihihihi… Hahahaha… Nyehehehehe… Bwahahahaha!!!! ::continued laughter of folly::
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Amethyst Edges: I'm sorry to say that Faye Kirusawa's senses have been entirely lost. She is no longer one of the sane people, but is now one of the madmen in the world. She is severely suffering from the I-am-so-out-of-my-mind syndrome. Don't worry, the sickness is proven to be temporary. Anyway, this is the end of chapter 5. Thanks to those who read my fanfics and I am so sorry that this chap came late. Well, to tell you the truth, my computer days have been reduced into weekends only (Fridays, Saturdays, Sundays). I hope you'd still read this fic despite the limited time I am given to type and upload. Ja!