A/N HELLO PEOPLE! I feel incredibly happy! One thing that almost ruins
everything is that my school started! School ISN'T cool!!! Urgh!
Disclaimer: Everything you recognize belongs to the amazing JK, characters, parts of the plot etc. Anything that doesn't belong to her or to anybody else belongs to little ol' me.
Summery: The Marauders and the girls' sixth year is going to be a blast! Romance, Pranks, Muggle Songs, Animagi, fights a weird DADA but also Death Eaters, Voldemort and Deaths!!! L/J L/SS SB/OC RL/OC. Oh, and a mystery with a magical sword .
There Is No Such Thing As Fate
Chapter Five: New DADA teacher
The French are glad to die... for love!
Kate opened her eyes and groaned. She hated waking up.
Why couldn't she sleep? Why does school have to start so early?
A kiss on the hand may be quiet continental
But diamonds are a girl's best friends.
Slowly she reached for her bed curtains and opened them. The first thing she saw was Lily standing in her uniform and singing some odd song. This was Lily's way of waking up. She would press play on the stereo next to her bed, jump out of bed and start singing. She said it was a great way to wake up.
Kate didn't see it that way. All she saw was a lunatic, who was also her best friend, singing Merlin-knows what songs on 7 in the morning.
A kiss may be grand but it won't pay your rental on your humble flat
Or help you feed your, grrr, pussycat.
"Morning." Lily mouthed towards her and did a weird jig.
"Urgh!" Kate stuck her head under the pillow.
Man grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end
"What an awful song!" Kate exclaimed and slowly started to get up.
Lily just smiled and continued to sing.
But square cut or pear shaped these rocks don't lose their shape
Diamonds are a girl's best friend!
Kate looked at Jane's side of the room. Jane was currently doing yoga. Unlike Kate, Jane was a real morning person. She would wake up at about six o'clock and start her yoga techniques until seven when everybody woke up.
Cause we are leaving in a materiel world and I am a material girl!
Come and get me boys.
Kate looked around their dorm. For some weird reason they were the only Sixth year Gryffindors. That's why they had much more room then others. So each designed herself a corner of her own.
There may come a time when a less needs a lawyer
But diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Lily's corner was full with mushy, soft, huge pillows, her books, the stereo and her cds.
Jane's corner was full with all of her stuffed animals and tons of albums and of course the camera. Kate's corner had one, huge pillow that was Kate's 'boxing pillow' and tons of magazines with crosswords and puzzles - her relaxing hobby. (A/N I'm the puzzle champion!)
There may come a time when a hot boiled employer thinks you're oh-so-nice
But get that ice or else no dice!
Kate finally got up and made her way to the shower when she came out she saw Lily going through her time table. (A/N It was still the first week!)
"Oh no! Our first DADA lesson and we're sharing it this year with the Slytherins!!!"
"What?!" Came Kate's reply.
Lily nodded sadly.
"So who's the new teacher?" Jane tried to replace the subject.
"No idea." It worked.
"Think she'll last more than a year?"
"Hopefully she has more strength than the last one."
"Yeah, the boys caused him a nervous breakdown!" All three laughed and headed out of the room.
(A/N Here comes a part I wrote in my notebook on my vacation one day when it was really boring.)
After lunch the three headed to the DADA classroom.
"Where're the boys?" Lily asked.
"Probably planting dungbombs somewhere." Kate said. They reached the classroom. But they weren't the only ones there - Narcissa Higginbottom and her Slytherin girls were standing at the entrance.
Narcissa and our three weren't what you'd call 'friends', they quiet disliked each other.
Narcissa, who was very popular, not only among the Slytherins, especially hated Kate - who didn't really cared about being popular and did what she thought was right. "Well, well, well, if it isn't the lovely Griffindors!" Narcissa said, eyeing Kate's spunky hair with disgust. Kate played with it to make it even spunkier. "It seems you didn't used the summer to have make over, Starr, what a shame."
"Go mind your own life Higginbottom, oh no, I forgot you don't have one, what a shame." Redheads were famous for their temper, especially Lily.
"How sweet! The mudblood defends her friend!" Narcissa Snarled.
"Watch your mouth!" Kate and Jane yelled.
"Make me!"
"With pleasure!" The three pulled out their wands.
So did all the Slytherins. Just then Lucius Malfoy and the rest of the Slyhterins appeared from one side and the four Gryffindors form the other. "Are those little pathetic things disturbing you dear?"
Lucius Malfoy slid his arms around Narcissa's waist and gave her a kiss on the cheek. "Say that again Malfoy and I'll make you sorry for being born!" Sirius said and he, Remus and James pulled out their wands.
Immediately the Slytherins replied by taking theirs out too. "My whole class having a duel? Who will I teach?" A cheery voice said. They all turned around and saw a round, medium tall, rosy cheeked witch, that had to be their new DADA teacher standing in front of them. They all stared.
"Well? What are you waiting for? Chop, chop, into the classroom!" They all went quickly in. Their fight completely forgotten because of the weirdness of the new teacher.
"Hello Everybody! I'm your new proffesor to DADA - Ms. Wilkinson! Don't you just love the new year?" She lifted her arms in the air.
"The fresh smell of the desks," She sniffed one of the desks. "The beautiful blackboard," She stroked it. "The birds singing, the bell ringing, the noted passing. Isn't it all so lovely?" She danced across the room.
Everybody stared. "Dark Arts! Danger! I'm here to teach you everything about it and have some fun in the way!" She winked. The Gryffindors exchanged terrified looks. While she stared reading names, ("Evans! Such a lovely name!"), the Gryffindors started passing notes, it became their specialty over the years. (A/N They write with the first letter of their names so just so you'll know J.B means Jane Byrd and K.S means Kate Starr, you'll figure out the others by yourselves. Notes are symboled with an =)
=Does anybody has the feeling that professor is...=
J.P
=Weird?=
S.B
=She's scary!=
K.S
=At least she's not like any other teacher we had.=
J.B
=Are you sure it's a good thing?=
L.E
Just then she finished reading names. "And now to the study! I love games let's play a game and study at the same time!"
=Should we worry?=
R.L
"I'm going to flip the pages of the book and this dear (she pointed at Remus) is going to say stop when he wants and I will stop when he will tell me. The page where I land on is the page we are going to study! Isn't it fun?"
=Joy to the world!=
S.B
=How wonderful!=
J.P
=Can't you feel the happiness bubbling up inside you?=
S.B
=NO!!!=
Everybody
Remus did as he was told and the professor looked at the page. "Dragons! Don't you just love dragons? One of my favorites, if I might ad. Now I'm going to pair you, so it'll be more... interesting..." She winked. "You know I had a relationship when I was in Hogwarts!!!" She winked again.
=Do we really want to know?= J.P
=I'll pass, thank you very much!=
=What?= J.B
=Nothing, the boys are just childish=
K.S
=I object that!=
R.L
=Me too.= P.P
=Your problem!= L.E
"Now to the pairing!" Suddenly everybody's heads snapped up.
"This sweet boy." She pointed at Severus Snape.
=Sweet? I'm going to be sick!=
J.P
=Me two and I just ate!=
S.B
=Me three.=
P.P
=Stop it!=
L.E
"With that little redhead he's been staring at from the minute she walked in." Severus's face became bright red.
Lily was confused. *Me? He was staring at me!?*
James glared at Snape as hard as he could.
Kate looked at the three and was very happy to the fact looks couldn't kill.
"Now this young lad (she pointed at James) will be paired with this sweet girl (Jane) because pairs with both names starting are the best don't you think? I think it's wonderful!"
James wasn't paying attention. This was not good! If Snape really likes Lily, which he really seems to, he didn't like the fact the were partners AT ALL!!!
The professor was still pairing. Lily was still confused. *Severus was staring at me? No! No! This teacher is mad! She is definitely imagining things! Definitely! Right?*
Severus was angry and embarrassed. And anyway he wasn't staring at Lily! Okay, maybe he looked at her once. Okay, maybe he was staring at her all the time!
He hated this weird teacher! Suddenly he saw the bright side.
He is Lily's partner!
He is Lily's partner!
He is Lily's partner!!!
Him and Lily. Lily Evans and Severus Snape. Lily Snape. Hmmmmmm...
A/N well that's all. I'm really sorry it's not that good. *sigh* I can't be perfect all the time! *snort* like I'll ever be! I'm currently really into this singer called Avril Lavigne or something like that. The bummer is that her cd still isn't in Israel. So anyway expect to see on of her in the next chapter or something.
Oh, and the teacher Willkinson is based on two people. The first is the character Alek Boldwin (sp?) played on Friends and the other is my grandmother who says about everything we tell her: how lovely!!! That's wonderful! Like this, but I still love her.
Also if you need something good to read look at my favorites. And for a good laugh check out two of my favorites Frozen Spheres and Noel Night. And of course you can always look at my other fanfictions.
Thanks to the reviewers:
CuteSarah - I agree. There're really aren't many with Snap's POV. I write his because I think he really isn't bad like everybody thinks and I wanted to write the reason. (jealousy - he loves out little lils.)
lil lily
Princess Hermione
katie - I will. I promise you.
Pickle Princess - God! This song drove me insane. And it was really really awesome in Italy and Germany.
Blue- strawberry52 - don't do something drastic! The most annoying thing that happened to me with the song was that I only knew the two lines: and I said what about breakfast at tiffany's?. that's all! And I kept and kept singing al day long all this.
Songs used: Sparkling Diamonds - Moulin Rouge Soundtrack
Lyrics Source: http://www.lyricsplanet.com
Disclaimer: Everything you recognize belongs to the amazing JK, characters, parts of the plot etc. Anything that doesn't belong to her or to anybody else belongs to little ol' me.
Summery: The Marauders and the girls' sixth year is going to be a blast! Romance, Pranks, Muggle Songs, Animagi, fights a weird DADA but also Death Eaters, Voldemort and Deaths!!! L/J L/SS SB/OC RL/OC. Oh, and a mystery with a magical sword .
There Is No Such Thing As Fate
Chapter Five: New DADA teacher
The French are glad to die... for love!
Kate opened her eyes and groaned. She hated waking up.
Why couldn't she sleep? Why does school have to start so early?
A kiss on the hand may be quiet continental
But diamonds are a girl's best friends.
Slowly she reached for her bed curtains and opened them. The first thing she saw was Lily standing in her uniform and singing some odd song. This was Lily's way of waking up. She would press play on the stereo next to her bed, jump out of bed and start singing. She said it was a great way to wake up.
Kate didn't see it that way. All she saw was a lunatic, who was also her best friend, singing Merlin-knows what songs on 7 in the morning.
A kiss may be grand but it won't pay your rental on your humble flat
Or help you feed your, grrr, pussycat.
"Morning." Lily mouthed towards her and did a weird jig.
"Urgh!" Kate stuck her head under the pillow.
Man grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end
"What an awful song!" Kate exclaimed and slowly started to get up.
Lily just smiled and continued to sing.
But square cut or pear shaped these rocks don't lose their shape
Diamonds are a girl's best friend!
Kate looked at Jane's side of the room. Jane was currently doing yoga. Unlike Kate, Jane was a real morning person. She would wake up at about six o'clock and start her yoga techniques until seven when everybody woke up.
Cause we are leaving in a materiel world and I am a material girl!
Come and get me boys.
Kate looked around their dorm. For some weird reason they were the only Sixth year Gryffindors. That's why they had much more room then others. So each designed herself a corner of her own.
There may come a time when a less needs a lawyer
But diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Lily's corner was full with mushy, soft, huge pillows, her books, the stereo and her cds.
Jane's corner was full with all of her stuffed animals and tons of albums and of course the camera. Kate's corner had one, huge pillow that was Kate's 'boxing pillow' and tons of magazines with crosswords and puzzles - her relaxing hobby. (A/N I'm the puzzle champion!)
There may come a time when a hot boiled employer thinks you're oh-so-nice
But get that ice or else no dice!
Kate finally got up and made her way to the shower when she came out she saw Lily going through her time table. (A/N It was still the first week!)
"Oh no! Our first DADA lesson and we're sharing it this year with the Slytherins!!!"
"What?!" Came Kate's reply.
Lily nodded sadly.
"So who's the new teacher?" Jane tried to replace the subject.
"No idea." It worked.
"Think she'll last more than a year?"
"Hopefully she has more strength than the last one."
"Yeah, the boys caused him a nervous breakdown!" All three laughed and headed out of the room.
(A/N Here comes a part I wrote in my notebook on my vacation one day when it was really boring.)
After lunch the three headed to the DADA classroom.
"Where're the boys?" Lily asked.
"Probably planting dungbombs somewhere." Kate said. They reached the classroom. But they weren't the only ones there - Narcissa Higginbottom and her Slytherin girls were standing at the entrance.
Narcissa and our three weren't what you'd call 'friends', they quiet disliked each other.
Narcissa, who was very popular, not only among the Slytherins, especially hated Kate - who didn't really cared about being popular and did what she thought was right. "Well, well, well, if it isn't the lovely Griffindors!" Narcissa said, eyeing Kate's spunky hair with disgust. Kate played with it to make it even spunkier. "It seems you didn't used the summer to have make over, Starr, what a shame."
"Go mind your own life Higginbottom, oh no, I forgot you don't have one, what a shame." Redheads were famous for their temper, especially Lily.
"How sweet! The mudblood defends her friend!" Narcissa Snarled.
"Watch your mouth!" Kate and Jane yelled.
"Make me!"
"With pleasure!" The three pulled out their wands.
So did all the Slytherins. Just then Lucius Malfoy and the rest of the Slyhterins appeared from one side and the four Gryffindors form the other. "Are those little pathetic things disturbing you dear?"
Lucius Malfoy slid his arms around Narcissa's waist and gave her a kiss on the cheek. "Say that again Malfoy and I'll make you sorry for being born!" Sirius said and he, Remus and James pulled out their wands.
Immediately the Slytherins replied by taking theirs out too. "My whole class having a duel? Who will I teach?" A cheery voice said. They all turned around and saw a round, medium tall, rosy cheeked witch, that had to be their new DADA teacher standing in front of them. They all stared.
"Well? What are you waiting for? Chop, chop, into the classroom!" They all went quickly in. Their fight completely forgotten because of the weirdness of the new teacher.
"Hello Everybody! I'm your new proffesor to DADA - Ms. Wilkinson! Don't you just love the new year?" She lifted her arms in the air.
"The fresh smell of the desks," She sniffed one of the desks. "The beautiful blackboard," She stroked it. "The birds singing, the bell ringing, the noted passing. Isn't it all so lovely?" She danced across the room.
Everybody stared. "Dark Arts! Danger! I'm here to teach you everything about it and have some fun in the way!" She winked. The Gryffindors exchanged terrified looks. While she stared reading names, ("Evans! Such a lovely name!"), the Gryffindors started passing notes, it became their specialty over the years. (A/N They write with the first letter of their names so just so you'll know J.B means Jane Byrd and K.S means Kate Starr, you'll figure out the others by yourselves. Notes are symboled with an =)
=Does anybody has the feeling that professor is...=
J.P
=Weird?=
S.B
=She's scary!=
K.S
=At least she's not like any other teacher we had.=
J.B
=Are you sure it's a good thing?=
L.E
Just then she finished reading names. "And now to the study! I love games let's play a game and study at the same time!"
=Should we worry?=
R.L
"I'm going to flip the pages of the book and this dear (she pointed at Remus) is going to say stop when he wants and I will stop when he will tell me. The page where I land on is the page we are going to study! Isn't it fun?"
=Joy to the world!=
S.B
=How wonderful!=
J.P
=Can't you feel the happiness bubbling up inside you?=
S.B
=NO!!!=
Everybody
Remus did as he was told and the professor looked at the page. "Dragons! Don't you just love dragons? One of my favorites, if I might ad. Now I'm going to pair you, so it'll be more... interesting..." She winked. "You know I had a relationship when I was in Hogwarts!!!" She winked again.
=Do we really want to know?= J.P
=I'll pass, thank you very much!=
=What?= J.B
=Nothing, the boys are just childish=
K.S
=I object that!=
R.L
=Me too.= P.P
=Your problem!= L.E
"Now to the pairing!" Suddenly everybody's heads snapped up.
"This sweet boy." She pointed at Severus Snape.
=Sweet? I'm going to be sick!=
J.P
=Me two and I just ate!=
S.B
=Me three.=
P.P
=Stop it!=
L.E
"With that little redhead he's been staring at from the minute she walked in." Severus's face became bright red.
Lily was confused. *Me? He was staring at me!?*
James glared at Snape as hard as he could.
Kate looked at the three and was very happy to the fact looks couldn't kill.
"Now this young lad (she pointed at James) will be paired with this sweet girl (Jane) because pairs with both names starting are the best don't you think? I think it's wonderful!"
James wasn't paying attention. This was not good! If Snape really likes Lily, which he really seems to, he didn't like the fact the were partners AT ALL!!!
The professor was still pairing. Lily was still confused. *Severus was staring at me? No! No! This teacher is mad! She is definitely imagining things! Definitely! Right?*
Severus was angry and embarrassed. And anyway he wasn't staring at Lily! Okay, maybe he looked at her once. Okay, maybe he was staring at her all the time!
He hated this weird teacher! Suddenly he saw the bright side.
He is Lily's partner!
He is Lily's partner!
He is Lily's partner!!!
Him and Lily. Lily Evans and Severus Snape. Lily Snape. Hmmmmmm...
A/N well that's all. I'm really sorry it's not that good. *sigh* I can't be perfect all the time! *snort* like I'll ever be! I'm currently really into this singer called Avril Lavigne or something like that. The bummer is that her cd still isn't in Israel. So anyway expect to see on of her in the next chapter or something.
Oh, and the teacher Willkinson is based on two people. The first is the character Alek Boldwin (sp?) played on Friends and the other is my grandmother who says about everything we tell her: how lovely!!! That's wonderful! Like this, but I still love her.
Also if you need something good to read look at my favorites. And for a good laugh check out two of my favorites Frozen Spheres and Noel Night. And of course you can always look at my other fanfictions.
Thanks to the reviewers:
CuteSarah - I agree. There're really aren't many with Snap's POV. I write his because I think he really isn't bad like everybody thinks and I wanted to write the reason. (jealousy - he loves out little lils.)
lil lily
Princess Hermione
katie - I will. I promise you.
Pickle Princess - God! This song drove me insane. And it was really really awesome in Italy and Germany.
Blue- strawberry52 - don't do something drastic! The most annoying thing that happened to me with the song was that I only knew the two lines: and I said what about breakfast at tiffany's?. that's all! And I kept and kept singing al day long all this.
Songs used: Sparkling Diamonds - Moulin Rouge Soundtrack
Lyrics Source: http://www.lyricsplanet.com