Disclaimer: Don't own any characters, nor the concept of Matrix. Not making a profit, so don't sue.
My first entry ever. Inspired by MrsPitt. Only a few, will try to write more. Please R & R.


Trinity: He knows more than you can possibly imagine.
Neo: Does he know the number for 649 jackpot?
Trinity: (rolls her eyes)

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Morpheus: You take the red pill...
Neo: Is it cherry or strawberry flavour?
Morpehus: (sighs and puts his head in his hands)

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Trinity: You see? You can't be dead, Neo, you can't be because...
Morpheus: (listens attentively)
Trinity: (gives a sob) you still owe me $300.
Morpheus: (faint)

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Cypher: Look into his eyes, those big pretty eyes. Tell me. Yes or no.
Trinity: (stares at Neo) Yes... He wears contact lenses.
Noe: (shocked and cries) My secret...

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Neo: I'm not the one.
Wachowskis: (growl) Then what are you doing here? (To producer) We need another audition.
All: (snicker)

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Neo: It's an honor to meet you.
Morpheus: No, the honor is mine. (takes out a pen) I love your performance in Speed, may I have your autograph?
Neo: Er..

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