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Okie dokie, finally part three of the reloaded. Thank you for your support for previous chapters. Please continue with the new instalment



Tank: What do you need, besides a miracle?
Neo: First of all, may I have my outfit change to Valentino?
Trinity: (snickers)

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Trinity: Hello, Neo.
Neo: How do you know that name?
Trinity: I know a lot about you, such as you peeked into girl's washroon at the age of 6, and...
Neo: (falls back)

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(After the spoon boy hits Neo with his spoon.)
Neo: If there is no spoon, how come it hurts?
Spoon boy: It is not the spoon that hurts, it is only your mind.
Neo: @&%#$^*

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(ELEVATOR SHAFT)
Neo: There is no spoon.
Trinity: (lose one hand to reach into her pocket) I happen to have one. (takes out a spoon)
Neo: (faints and falls of the cable)

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(emergency sprinklers begin showering the room.)
Agent Smith: Find them and destroy them!
(As the other left, he runs his fingers through his hair)
Agent Smith: Good. I haven't washed my hair for three months.

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Neo: (dials with his cellphone)
Tank: Operator. Thank you for calling. If you need to load any program, press 1. If you need an exit, press 2...