Crazy Quest 3: Destination Dumbledore
Writer's Note: Sorry you've all been waiting for my new story, but I had some problems on logging in.. anyway, time to get back on my nutty story! Enjoy, and don't forget to review! All characters belong to J.K. Rowling except Dushan. I'm truly sorry about the Vienna thing: I was thinking about something else, and I accidentally said that it was in Germany. I rarely read over my story, so I didn't notice the mistake.
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They skipped until Sibyl said that she was getting stomach cramps, and then walked to the Icelandic Ministry of Magic. The ministry gave them a portkey (which was a miniature fountain that looked like a geyser) and they were deported to Brazil.
They landed again on a grassy area, which was a small park. People around them were walking around, not noticing that there was a huge man, one man with a mop, a man who looked like a killer and a weird woman with a bloated stomach on the grass.
'What is that?' asked Filch, pointing to a familiar-shaped mountain.
Dushan looked at it.
'Oh, it's the Sugar Loaf Mountain!' exclaimed Dushan.
'Its made of sugar?' asked Hagrid, licking his lips.
'No, it looks like a loaf of sugar, so that's why it is called the Sugar Loaf Mountain!' snapped Severus impatiently.
They went into the town, looking where they should go. Filch took out a photograph of Dumbledore, and began asking people if they had seen him.
'Have you seen this man?' asked Filch, showing a nearby passenger the photo.
The passenger looked at the photo, and began laughing his head off.
'I guess it is a no,' said Filch sadly, then brightened up, when a woman passed by,' Have you seen this man?'
The woman blushed when she saw the photo and hurried off.
'Let me see that photo!' ordered Severus, snatching the photo from Filch's hands.
When he saw the photo, it seemed that one of his nightmares came true. Dumbledore was wearing a pink nightgown, and was doing the can can, waving happily to the crowd!
'Argus, you idiot! No wonder the people are acting strangely, as if you offered them to swallow a piano!' bit Severus angrily.
Severus fished a photograph from his pocket.
'Use this one.' He said shortly.
Filch looked at the photo and had a bewildered look on his face.
'But...' protested Filch.
'Do. It. ! ' hissed Severus in a deadly way.
So Filch had to show the photograph of Dumbledore wearing an old type of orange swimming costume, a diving snorkel on his face, pink sandals with socks- to the passengers. Now, Dumbledore looked like some kind of alien or underwater devil worshipper.
They kept looking around, until they saw a dentist's ordination.
'Hey, look at the name!' laughed Hagrid,' It is called 'O' !'
But Severus with his quick mind quickly discovered the trick.
'Rio De Janeir-O! That's what the clue was talking about! Let's get in!' explained Severus.
They went inside, when he dentist came up to them. He smiled, showing his white teeth.
'Welcome to 'O'! Do you want your teeth fixed?' he asked, showing to a room which was full of big, strange flies.
'Erm...no thanks,' stumbled confusedly Sibyl.
'That's Ok,' said sadly the dentist.
Severus ran into the ordination, where the dentist did his work. There was a table, which had strange injection springs on it. Severus opened one, and inside he saw the message.
'Found it!' he exclaimed,' Listen what it says:
'As the people say, to visit the land of Australia,
You must go down under.'
'Next mission, Australia, right?' asked Filch, getting it.
'Do you want your teeth fixed?' asked the dentist.
Filch grew pale.
'He's going to rip my teeth out!' he shrieked.
Filch grabbed a nearby injection, and stabbed the dentist's with all his might with the injection. The poor dentist screamed.
'Argus, you idiot! What have you done?' Yelled Severus above the noise.
But Filch was too panicky.
'Let's run! ' He cried, grabbing Severus' hand and ran out of the building, the others trailing behind them.
Writer's Note: This 'stab the dentist scene' I got the idea from Mr. Bean series, but it would be funny in Hogwarts style! Please review!
Writer's Note: Sorry you've all been waiting for my new story, but I had some problems on logging in.. anyway, time to get back on my nutty story! Enjoy, and don't forget to review! All characters belong to J.K. Rowling except Dushan. I'm truly sorry about the Vienna thing: I was thinking about something else, and I accidentally said that it was in Germany. I rarely read over my story, so I didn't notice the mistake.
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They skipped until Sibyl said that she was getting stomach cramps, and then walked to the Icelandic Ministry of Magic. The ministry gave them a portkey (which was a miniature fountain that looked like a geyser) and they were deported to Brazil.
They landed again on a grassy area, which was a small park. People around them were walking around, not noticing that there was a huge man, one man with a mop, a man who looked like a killer and a weird woman with a bloated stomach on the grass.
'What is that?' asked Filch, pointing to a familiar-shaped mountain.
Dushan looked at it.
'Oh, it's the Sugar Loaf Mountain!' exclaimed Dushan.
'Its made of sugar?' asked Hagrid, licking his lips.
'No, it looks like a loaf of sugar, so that's why it is called the Sugar Loaf Mountain!' snapped Severus impatiently.
They went into the town, looking where they should go. Filch took out a photograph of Dumbledore, and began asking people if they had seen him.
'Have you seen this man?' asked Filch, showing a nearby passenger the photo.
The passenger looked at the photo, and began laughing his head off.
'I guess it is a no,' said Filch sadly, then brightened up, when a woman passed by,' Have you seen this man?'
The woman blushed when she saw the photo and hurried off.
'Let me see that photo!' ordered Severus, snatching the photo from Filch's hands.
When he saw the photo, it seemed that one of his nightmares came true. Dumbledore was wearing a pink nightgown, and was doing the can can, waving happily to the crowd!
'Argus, you idiot! No wonder the people are acting strangely, as if you offered them to swallow a piano!' bit Severus angrily.
Severus fished a photograph from his pocket.
'Use this one.' He said shortly.
Filch looked at the photo and had a bewildered look on his face.
'But...' protested Filch.
'Do. It. ! ' hissed Severus in a deadly way.
So Filch had to show the photograph of Dumbledore wearing an old type of orange swimming costume, a diving snorkel on his face, pink sandals with socks- to the passengers. Now, Dumbledore looked like some kind of alien or underwater devil worshipper.
They kept looking around, until they saw a dentist's ordination.
'Hey, look at the name!' laughed Hagrid,' It is called 'O' !'
But Severus with his quick mind quickly discovered the trick.
'Rio De Janeir-O! That's what the clue was talking about! Let's get in!' explained Severus.
They went inside, when he dentist came up to them. He smiled, showing his white teeth.
'Welcome to 'O'! Do you want your teeth fixed?' he asked, showing to a room which was full of big, strange flies.
'Erm...no thanks,' stumbled confusedly Sibyl.
'That's Ok,' said sadly the dentist.
Severus ran into the ordination, where the dentist did his work. There was a table, which had strange injection springs on it. Severus opened one, and inside he saw the message.
'Found it!' he exclaimed,' Listen what it says:
'As the people say, to visit the land of Australia,
You must go down under.'
'Next mission, Australia, right?' asked Filch, getting it.
'Do you want your teeth fixed?' asked the dentist.
Filch grew pale.
'He's going to rip my teeth out!' he shrieked.
Filch grabbed a nearby injection, and stabbed the dentist's with all his might with the injection. The poor dentist screamed.
'Argus, you idiot! What have you done?' Yelled Severus above the noise.
But Filch was too panicky.
'Let's run! ' He cried, grabbing Severus' hand and ran out of the building, the others trailing behind them.
Writer's Note: This 'stab the dentist scene' I got the idea from Mr. Bean series, but it would be funny in Hogwarts style! Please review!