Crazy Quest 3: Destination Dumbledore
Writer's Note: Sorry you've all been waiting for my new story, but I had some problems on logging in.. anyway, time to get back on my nutty story! Enjoy, and don't forget to review! All characters belong to J.K. Rowling except Dushan. ///////////
'Why did you have to stab him Argus?' roared Severus.
The Brazilian Minister of Magic just hummed and looked upon the shelves for the portkey to Australia.
'I thought he was going to rip my teeth out!' whimpered Filch.
'Oh, what is it with you and ripping people's teeth, stomachs or whatever?' barked Severus.
The minister just said nothing as he pulled out happily the portkey(which was a coconut) and set it on the table. Obviously he ignored the quarrel between Filch and Severus. Moreover, he found it amusing.
Grumbling, Severus touched the portkey, and they were all transported to Australia. They fell on the pavement, with a loud Thump!
'Ow!' cried out Hagrid,' I think I hit me rump!'
Everyone ignored Hagrid.
'Its so hot here!' complained Severus.
'Of course, when you were all those black robes!' answered Dushan.
Yes, we just realised now that all the time they were wearing robes and no one even noticed them. Oh well..
'Where do we go now?' asked Sibyl.
Severus took out the note:' We have to go down under. I think that this is a clue.'
'That's what we call Australia!' bit Filch, walking around.
But he stepped on an empty sewer (again) and fell down. Severus' face lit up.
'That's it! Down under! We have to go into the sewer!' he exclaimed.
'Oh dear god!' moaned Filch from the hole.
Severus thought quickly.
'Sibyl, stay behind!' he said,' You're pregnant, so you can't go into that filthy place down there!'
'Severus, before you go, can you kiss me?' she asked.
'Well, before I go will certainly be better than when I come back!' shuddered Severus, thinking of all that dirt down there.
He gave her a small kiss, and went down with the others.
In the sewer, there was like a small pavement that you can walk on, not to fall down into the deep, dirty water.
'It smells!' wrinkled his nose Filch.
'Yeah, like you don't!' chuckled Hagrid.
Filch shot him daggers. They went on, until they came up to a bottle. Severus bent down and picked it. There was a message inside.
'That's our clue!' he whispered.
Dushan pulled out the message and read it out loud:
'My friends, well done you,
'The next place to go is the Borneo crew.'
'We'll see what the message means,' said Dushan, tucking the message away,' let's go!'
But Filch and Hagrid were still quarreling.
'I'm smelly!' shrieked Filch,' You lie, Hairy Legs!'
'Screwed nut!' barked back Hagrid.
'Fat, bearded pig!' screamed Filch.
With anger, Hagrid pushed Filch into the dirty water (which was unfortunately filled with someone's 'necessities'. Ahem!)
'Ooops!' mumbled Hagrid.
'Help!' screamed Filch, water getting into his mouth.
'That's disgusting!' recoiled away Dushan.
The current was carrying Filch downstream, towards the sea (yes, they were in Sydney).
They ran to help him, but the sewer already reached the end, and Filch was thrown into the sea. The others could just stay behind.
Filch saw something sinister and dark moving towards him in the warm sea...
'Help! Shark!' screamed Filch.
Severus thought quickly, putting his hand into his pocket, and pulled out a familiar necklace. Yes, the necklace, which gave him ability to turn into any animal, he wanted.
He put it around his neck, and transformed into a dragon. Severus spread his wings, swooped down, and reluctantly placed his talons, around Filch's dirty shoulders.
He pulled Filch out of the water in the nick of time, before the shark bit him.
He flew over to the beach, and dropped Filch, turning himself back to normal.
'Thank you!' gasped Filch.
'My talons are covered with bogies!' complained Severus.
But they were all happy that Filch was alive.
They walked back to the place where they started, all filthy from the sewer. Sibyl was nearby drinking lemonade on such a hot day.
'What took you so long?' she asked the dirty heap when she saw them, while they just looked at her in disbelief.
Writer's Notes: The sewer thing I must admit that I copied from 'Allo 'allo series, from the episode 'The big flush'. I hope you enjoyed this chapter, the next one will have more action. Please review!
Writer's Note: Sorry you've all been waiting for my new story, but I had some problems on logging in.. anyway, time to get back on my nutty story! Enjoy, and don't forget to review! All characters belong to J.K. Rowling except Dushan. ///////////
'Why did you have to stab him Argus?' roared Severus.
The Brazilian Minister of Magic just hummed and looked upon the shelves for the portkey to Australia.
'I thought he was going to rip my teeth out!' whimpered Filch.
'Oh, what is it with you and ripping people's teeth, stomachs or whatever?' barked Severus.
The minister just said nothing as he pulled out happily the portkey(which was a coconut) and set it on the table. Obviously he ignored the quarrel between Filch and Severus. Moreover, he found it amusing.
Grumbling, Severus touched the portkey, and they were all transported to Australia. They fell on the pavement, with a loud Thump!
'Ow!' cried out Hagrid,' I think I hit me rump!'
Everyone ignored Hagrid.
'Its so hot here!' complained Severus.
'Of course, when you were all those black robes!' answered Dushan.
Yes, we just realised now that all the time they were wearing robes and no one even noticed them. Oh well..
'Where do we go now?' asked Sibyl.
Severus took out the note:' We have to go down under. I think that this is a clue.'
'That's what we call Australia!' bit Filch, walking around.
But he stepped on an empty sewer (again) and fell down. Severus' face lit up.
'That's it! Down under! We have to go into the sewer!' he exclaimed.
'Oh dear god!' moaned Filch from the hole.
Severus thought quickly.
'Sibyl, stay behind!' he said,' You're pregnant, so you can't go into that filthy place down there!'
'Severus, before you go, can you kiss me?' she asked.
'Well, before I go will certainly be better than when I come back!' shuddered Severus, thinking of all that dirt down there.
He gave her a small kiss, and went down with the others.
In the sewer, there was like a small pavement that you can walk on, not to fall down into the deep, dirty water.
'It smells!' wrinkled his nose Filch.
'Yeah, like you don't!' chuckled Hagrid.
Filch shot him daggers. They went on, until they came up to a bottle. Severus bent down and picked it. There was a message inside.
'That's our clue!' he whispered.
Dushan pulled out the message and read it out loud:
'My friends, well done you,
'The next place to go is the Borneo crew.'
'We'll see what the message means,' said Dushan, tucking the message away,' let's go!'
But Filch and Hagrid were still quarreling.
'I'm smelly!' shrieked Filch,' You lie, Hairy Legs!'
'Screwed nut!' barked back Hagrid.
'Fat, bearded pig!' screamed Filch.
With anger, Hagrid pushed Filch into the dirty water (which was unfortunately filled with someone's 'necessities'. Ahem!)
'Ooops!' mumbled Hagrid.
'Help!' screamed Filch, water getting into his mouth.
'That's disgusting!' recoiled away Dushan.
The current was carrying Filch downstream, towards the sea (yes, they were in Sydney).
They ran to help him, but the sewer already reached the end, and Filch was thrown into the sea. The others could just stay behind.
Filch saw something sinister and dark moving towards him in the warm sea...
'Help! Shark!' screamed Filch.
Severus thought quickly, putting his hand into his pocket, and pulled out a familiar necklace. Yes, the necklace, which gave him ability to turn into any animal, he wanted.
He put it around his neck, and transformed into a dragon. Severus spread his wings, swooped down, and reluctantly placed his talons, around Filch's dirty shoulders.
He pulled Filch out of the water in the nick of time, before the shark bit him.
He flew over to the beach, and dropped Filch, turning himself back to normal.
'Thank you!' gasped Filch.
'My talons are covered with bogies!' complained Severus.
But they were all happy that Filch was alive.
They walked back to the place where they started, all filthy from the sewer. Sibyl was nearby drinking lemonade on such a hot day.
'What took you so long?' she asked the dirty heap when she saw them, while they just looked at her in disbelief.
Writer's Notes: The sewer thing I must admit that I copied from 'Allo 'allo series, from the episode 'The big flush'. I hope you enjoyed this chapter, the next one will have more action. Please review!