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Oracle: (offers Neo cookies) Take a cookie, and never mind the floor.
Neo: What floor? (takes a bite and immediately spits on the floor) This is disgusting!
Oracle: (rolls her eyes) That floor.

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(In the agent training program)
Morpheus: Switch, are you listening to me or are you looking at the women in the red dress?
Switch: (indifferently) Her dress has been out of style for a year already.

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(Also in the agent training program)
Morpheus: Trinity, are you listening to me or are you looking at the women in the red dress?
Trinity: (angrily) Mouse! It was you who stole my clothes loading disk last year.

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Oracle: Open your mouth, say Ahhh.
Neo: (follows her instruction)
Oracle: You have two cavities, and one wisdom tooth needs to be pulled.

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(continued)
Neo: What the heck? Aren't you supposed to tell me something about my fate rather than dental health?
The old woman: Sorry, the Oracle is in the appartment next door. This is the dental office.
Neo: (falls back)

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(after Neo pulled Trinity onto the rooftop.)
Morpheus: Do you believe it now, Trinity?
Trinity: (irritated, to Morpheus) Yeah! I believe you are the biggest third wheel, always show up at the most unwanted time.

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