Crazy Quest 3: Destination Dumbledore
Writer's Note: Sorry you've all been waiting for my new story, but I had some problems on logging in.. anyway, time to get back on my nutty story! Enjoy, and don't forget to review! All characters belong to J.K. Rowling except Dushan. ///////////
The Borneo Ministry of Magic gave them a portkey (no, they didn't want our friends for dinner, like the tribe), which was a small spear.
'So, where do we have to go, Frederick?' asked Severus.
'To Kenya.' Answered Flitwick, touching the portkey and getting departed.
Our friends looked at each other, and also touched the portkey. They again landed in a jungle, but a bit more..Afriky this time.
'I'm really beginning to get sick of jungles this time,' mumbled Sibyl.
'Well, you should have predicted that in your crystal ball at home,' snapped Filch,' I hate them too. So...messy!!!'
'Like you aren't,' grunted Hagrid.
'Don't get me started on that again!' growled Filch.
'And what? End up in the sewer like last time?' sneered Hagrid.
'No, but this time you will get my mop up your-'
* 'No swearing guys, please!' said a voice.
'Who are you?' they both asked.
'It's just me, Serb, the narrator,' the voice (me) explains,' this is PG- 13!'
'What?' wondered Hagrid.
Serb sighed and oblivated them, making them forget that Serb ever existed, and will only appear to narrate the story. Now, back to the story. *
Our friends came up to a strange cave, which had some strange hieroglophs on it, and some strange writing.
'Pretty strange, for a cave, isn't it?' asked Dushan.
They went inside, and came up to even more hieroglyphs.
'Don't they ever end?' asked Severus.
They went up a tunnel, walking, walking, until they came up till the end where there a ray of yellow light came out.
'Wonder where that leads to?' asked Dushan.
His question was soon answered.
They slowly creeped up to the light and a shock met their eyes.
Looking down from the wall, which led into a huge stone room, was about a dozen of Death Eaters, who were gathered in a circle. In the middle there was a huge stone table, where Dumbledore was tied up on it, and next to him stood none other than Lord Voldemort himself.
'You should have more sense than tying up an old man like this,' grumbled Dumbledore,' I could be your grandfather!'
'You're not, thank god,' hissed Voldy.
'The Hogwarts staff will never help you!' defended Dumbledore.
'MUAHAHA!!! Be quiet, you old crackpot!' laughed Voldemort.
'What do you want from me?' asked Dumbledore, looking coldly into Voldemort's eyes.
'You'll find out soon!'
'But, I want to know now!'
'Shut up, DumbOldDork!' barked Voldy (I'm too tired to write 'Voldemort').
Filch was about to yell out not to swear because this is PG-13 (even though he never knew where such a thing came up in his mind) when Severus luckily clamped his hand over Filch's mouth. * Did you notice that J. K. Rowling makes Snape say 'Shut up'? No offense, but I'm just saying. *
'Thank god they can't notice us up here...' Sighed Dushan.
Suddenly, Hagrid lost his balance looking down, so he fell down, pulling all our friends with him. They noisily tumbled down, and every Death Eater, turned around to see what was happening. They saw our friends in a heap!
'....or maybe not.' Trailed off Dushan.
'I knew you'd come!' cheered Dumbledore,' is the Ministry of Magic with you?'
'Errrrr...no. ' said Sibyl.
'Messers Filch, Snape, Hagrid, Popovich and Mrs. Snape, how kind of you to join us,' smiled Voldemort with that Die Hard terrorist's smile and voice.
Writer's Note: Dun, dun, dun! What will happen to our friends in the next chapter? Review, all you readers, and you will see...MUAHAHA!!!
Writer's Note: Sorry you've all been waiting for my new story, but I had some problems on logging in.. anyway, time to get back on my nutty story! Enjoy, and don't forget to review! All characters belong to J.K. Rowling except Dushan. ///////////
The Borneo Ministry of Magic gave them a portkey (no, they didn't want our friends for dinner, like the tribe), which was a small spear.
'So, where do we have to go, Frederick?' asked Severus.
'To Kenya.' Answered Flitwick, touching the portkey and getting departed.
Our friends looked at each other, and also touched the portkey. They again landed in a jungle, but a bit more..Afriky this time.
'I'm really beginning to get sick of jungles this time,' mumbled Sibyl.
'Well, you should have predicted that in your crystal ball at home,' snapped Filch,' I hate them too. So...messy!!!'
'Like you aren't,' grunted Hagrid.
'Don't get me started on that again!' growled Filch.
'And what? End up in the sewer like last time?' sneered Hagrid.
'No, but this time you will get my mop up your-'
* 'No swearing guys, please!' said a voice.
'Who are you?' they both asked.
'It's just me, Serb, the narrator,' the voice (me) explains,' this is PG- 13!'
'What?' wondered Hagrid.
Serb sighed and oblivated them, making them forget that Serb ever existed, and will only appear to narrate the story. Now, back to the story. *
Our friends came up to a strange cave, which had some strange hieroglophs on it, and some strange writing.
'Pretty strange, for a cave, isn't it?' asked Dushan.
They went inside, and came up to even more hieroglyphs.
'Don't they ever end?' asked Severus.
They went up a tunnel, walking, walking, until they came up till the end where there a ray of yellow light came out.
'Wonder where that leads to?' asked Dushan.
His question was soon answered.
They slowly creeped up to the light and a shock met their eyes.
Looking down from the wall, which led into a huge stone room, was about a dozen of Death Eaters, who were gathered in a circle. In the middle there was a huge stone table, where Dumbledore was tied up on it, and next to him stood none other than Lord Voldemort himself.
'You should have more sense than tying up an old man like this,' grumbled Dumbledore,' I could be your grandfather!'
'You're not, thank god,' hissed Voldy.
'The Hogwarts staff will never help you!' defended Dumbledore.
'MUAHAHA!!! Be quiet, you old crackpot!' laughed Voldemort.
'What do you want from me?' asked Dumbledore, looking coldly into Voldemort's eyes.
'You'll find out soon!'
'But, I want to know now!'
'Shut up, DumbOldDork!' barked Voldy (I'm too tired to write 'Voldemort').
Filch was about to yell out not to swear because this is PG-13 (even though he never knew where such a thing came up in his mind) when Severus luckily clamped his hand over Filch's mouth. * Did you notice that J. K. Rowling makes Snape say 'Shut up'? No offense, but I'm just saying. *
'Thank god they can't notice us up here...' Sighed Dushan.
Suddenly, Hagrid lost his balance looking down, so he fell down, pulling all our friends with him. They noisily tumbled down, and every Death Eater, turned around to see what was happening. They saw our friends in a heap!
'....or maybe not.' Trailed off Dushan.
'I knew you'd come!' cheered Dumbledore,' is the Ministry of Magic with you?'
'Errrrr...no. ' said Sibyl.
'Messers Filch, Snape, Hagrid, Popovich and Mrs. Snape, how kind of you to join us,' smiled Voldemort with that Die Hard terrorist's smile and voice.
Writer's Note: Dun, dun, dun! What will happen to our friends in the next chapter? Review, all you readers, and you will see...MUAHAHA!!!