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Tank: Morpheus, you are more than a leader to us, you are our father.
Neo: Is he really? I thought we are all raised by the machines.
Tank and Trinity: (snickers)

~*~

Morpheus: (opens the box for the two pills) Cypher, ask you to prepare the pills, how come there's nothing?
Cypher: Pills? Oh, you mean the two jelly beans, I was a little hungry and...
Morpheus: (put his face in his hands)

~*~

Morpheus: You're the One. You may have spent the last few years looking for me, but I've spent most of my life looking for you.
Neo: (sheepish) But, Morpheus, I have a boyfriend already.

~*~

(government lobby)
Trinity: (steps into the elevator as the door opens) Hurry up, Neo!
Neo: (stands still and blushed) I need to go to the washroom...
Trinity: (snickers)

~*~

(continued)
Trinity: (points out the direction) The washroom is on you left if you go down here.
Neo: If I pee here, will I wet my pants in the real world?

~*~

Agent Smith: The great Morpheus. We meet at last.
Morpheus: And you are...
Agent Smith: Smith. Agent Smith
Morpheus: Aren't you in the cast of the Lord of the Rings?
Agent Smith: (hushes) Don't say out loud. It's a moonlight job, and I didn't pay tax for it.