Crazy Quest 3: Destination Dumbledore

Writer's Note: Now comes the meeting between justice and evil.. anyway, time to get back on my nutty story! Enjoy, and don't forget to review! All characters belong to J.K. Rowling except Dushan.

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'I knew you would drop by, Severus,' calmly said Voldemort, while the Death Eaters tied our friends up.

'You won't get away with this! ' Screeched Filch.

'Hmmmm...yes, Dumbledore has been forcing you poor people too much to watch movies,' calculated Voldie.

'Not movies,' interrupted Hagrid,' Spice Girls songs.'

'Whatever.' Muttered Voldemort.

Voldemort strolled over to where Dumbledore was tied up. He reached inside his robes. For a moment, everybody thought the Voldemort will curse Dumbledore with his wand, but instead took the bottle with the Black Pegasus blood.

'This is a very useful little thing,' spoke Voldemort,' it can destroy me if I drink it, or it can make me immortal if I combine it with a right potion.

' You all know that I drank unicorn blood, while Potter was in his first year. It made me very powerful. If I drink this blood purely, it will neutralize the unicorn blood, destroying me forever. I cannot be made again: once drank and survived, next time no chance.'

Voldie turned around and walked to a Death Eater, who was making the potion.

'When will I be able to add the Pegasus blood?' asked Voldie.

'Very soon, my Lord.' Answered humbly back the Death Eater.

As the Death Eaters were tying up Sibyl, she yelped,' Not so hard, please. It'll harm the child!'

The Death Eater shrugged, and left her be. But little did he know that Sibyl was making up a plan. A little twisting of the ropes here and there, and she was free.

'Well done Sibyl!' congratulated her silently.

'I must thank Argus for borrowing me that muggle book "Goosebumps: Deep Trouble 2 ", ' smiled Sibyl,' otherwise I wouldn't have an idea!'

She crept towards them, and undid their ropes. No one was watching them, all the Death Eaters were facing Voldemort and the potion.

'It's finished!' claimed the Death Eater.

'Good, now we only need a hair from a black hair person...' trailed off Voldemort.

Severu suddenly knew what the certain potion was: the Polyjuice potion! Voldemort kidnapped Dumbledore, so he could get to Severus!

With a roar, Hagrid ran towards Voldemort, and jumped on him, squashing the Dark Lord underneath.

'Get him, you fools!' Voldemort's muffled voice came from underneath Hagrid's erm...behind.

The Death Eaters began yelling some curses, when Flitwick came to the rescue (the others didn't have their wands, remember?) and began yelling some pretty fierce curses for such a tiny person like him.

This had distracted the Death Eaters, so they ran over to poor little Flitwick, while Severus and the others ran towards the Dark Lord.

Severus took out the bottle with the Pegasus blood, and uncorked it.

Voldemort's eyes grew wide, and he screamed:' NO!!!'

Hagrid wrenched Voldie's mouth open, and Severus poured the blood inside. Hagrid got off Voldie's back, while Voldie began to choke.

Then, it was horrible. Voldemort began to melt before their eyes, and soon there was nothing, but something red and bubbly on the floor.

'Hooray!!!' cheered Filch.

Everyone rejoiced. But they had forgotten something...the rest of the Death Eaters!

'Uh, oh..' Moaned Dushan.

Suddenly, into the room burst in the Kenyan Ministry of Magic Aurors.

'You are all under arrest!' they yelled (seriously, they watch too many movies).

A few minutes later, Dumbledore joined the group.

'Well done everyone, you did it!' cheerfully exclaimed Dumbledore,' you have defeated Voldemort!'

'So it's over isn't it?' grimaced Sibyl.

'Yes, why?' asked Dumbledore.

'AARRGGHHH!!!!' screamed Sibyl, as her labor began.

Wrtier's Note: YAY! Next chapter, Sibyl will have the baby! I will try to make it funny! Please REVIEW!