Crazy Quest 3: Destination Dumbledore
Writer's Note: Yay! Labor time!.. anyway, time to get back on my nutty story! Enjoy, and don't forget to review! All characters belong to J.K. Rowling except Dushan.
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The Kenyan Ministry of Magic quickly had given them the portkey to Hogwarts, but portkeys didn't work in Hogwarts grounds, so they were transported outside them.
After a short walk, they finally came to Hogwarts doors, and went up to the Hospital Wing.
They burst in, with Dumbledore saying:' Poppy, its time!'
Madame Pomphrey just sat in her little old stool, swaying slightly.
'Twinkle, twinkle little star..' she sang drunkenly, before she collapsed into a deep sleep, snoring loudly.
'I told her not to drink too much Butterbeer...' sighed Dumbledore.
Sibyl, laid on one of the Hospital beds, looked around angrily.
'Oh wonderful!' she snarled,' Now what are we going to do?'
'We could try...' suggested Hagrid.
Filch looked at him in horror.
'Alright, but we have to have our hands clean.' Agreed Severus.
'Oh, God...' Whimpered Filch.
'The baby won't bit your head off!' spat Sibyl, breathing heavily.
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'Alright, Sibyl,' Severus putting on his gloves,' We will take this slowly.'
'Slowly? Slowly! I want it out of me this instant!' she screeched.
Filch stepped over to where Severus was standing. His eyes grew wide.
'There's blood!' he yelled.
'Of course there is, you idiot!' snarled Severus,' Albus, a hand please! '
But Dumbledore had a strange expression on his face.
'Oh, I'd love to...but, I have this papers to look at and.. .erm...' Stuttered Dumbledore, and ran out of the Hospital Wing.
'Well, he's not helping!' breathed out Severus, 'Rubeus, give me the scalpel!'
With trembling hands, Hagrid handed it over to him.
'What are yeh going to do with it?' Shuddered Hagrid.
'Cut.' Answered Severus shortly.
'What?-' began Hagrid, when his question was answered.
Hagrid quickly grabbed the Chloroform nearby.
'What is the Chloroform for?' squeaked Flitwick (Dushan was knocked out in battle, so he was on the other Hospital bed, unconscious).
'For meself!' Quickly answered back Hagrid, putting the liquid to his nose, and he fell down, unconscious. (A lot of people are going unconscious, aren't they? I think it's for a reason..)
'Another one down!' sighed Flitwick.
Filch grabbed a vacuum gum (you know, the piece of stick that has a rubber edge at the end, and is used in toilets; Hint: it sticks very well to anything, especially walls. Thieves in comedy movies use it to climb buildings).
'Can we suck the baby out with this?' helpfully he asked.
'NO!!!' Yelled Severus.
'Erm, Severus, the baby is coming!' yelled Flitwick.
'Does it have any teeth?' asked Argus.
'No, why?' frowned Flitwick.
'Thank God!' breathed out Filch,' I thought that it can bite your fingers!'
'Oh, will you give it a rest already!' barked Severus.
Sibyl screamed.
'Almost over,' said Severus matter-of-factly.
And thus, the baby was born. Now, I won't tell you the grisly scenes, because, ahem, this is PG-13, ahem.
'Get me a towel!' yelled Severus.
'A bucket won't do?' asked Filch, holding the bucket that he held his dirty mop in.
'A. Towel.' Growled Severus.
Soon, Sibyl was holding a sweet little baby girl in her embrace. Everybody crowded around her ( even Hagrid, who regained his consciousness after birth (strange...).
'It can't be your baby, Professor Snape, she doesn't have any hair!' frowned Filch.
'They are all born like that.' Sighed tiredly Severus.
'What is her name?' asked Sibyl.
Severus looked at the child.
'How about Selena?' he asked.
'Selena Snape, how nice.' Said Sibyl.
'What is it with you and Severus Snape, Sibyl Snape and Selena Snape?' asked Filch.
'They are all Snapes.' Sighed Dushan.
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'Well, it was a good journey!' said cheerfully Dumbledore.
'But you backed out of Sibyl's birth giving.' Hissed Severus, while Sibyl nodded furiously for that.
'Oh, Severus, don't be still angry at that,' murmured Dumbledore, opening his office,' like I told you, I had some paperwork..'
Once Dumbledore, Sibyl, Severus, Hagrid , Filch and Dushan entered the office, a shock met their eyes.
The poor Sorting Hat was cowering in a corner, while Fawkes the phoenix was towering over it, licking its lips-err, beak, dark eyes flashing hungrily.
'Polly wanna eat Sorting Hat!' smacked Fawkes his lips-oh darn it- beak.
'No! I will sort you into a house!' pleaded the Hat.
'Which?' asked suspiciously the stupid phoenix.
'Gryffindor!' announced the Sorting Hat.
'Polly doesn't like Gryffindor!' screeched the bird.
'Ravenclaw!' tried again the hat.
'Polly hates Ravenclaw!'
'Slytherin!'
Fawkes' eyes flashed dangerously,' Polly wanna kill Sorting Hat!'
'Hufflepuff?' asked the hat hopefully.
'Ahhh,' said wisely Fawkes,' Hufflepuff is good. Polly likes Hufflepuff.'
With that, Fawkes left the Hat alone. Dumbledore turned towards the stunned group.
'Tea, anyone?' he asked as if nothing has happened.
THE END
Writer's Note: This is The End, and I mean it! I won't be writing Crazy Quest stories anymore (sniff), let's face it, I ran out of ideas. Don't worry, when Selena grows up, she will be a Slytherin, just as all Snapes after her (they won't be in Gryffindor or Hufflepuff, like those stupid stories like 'Eliza Diawna Snape'). Tell me if I should rate these stories R, because of the birth. Also, tell me what to write next, I'm planning to leave Vampire Half for a little later. Please Review!
Writer's Note: Yay! Labor time!.. anyway, time to get back on my nutty story! Enjoy, and don't forget to review! All characters belong to J.K. Rowling except Dushan.
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The Kenyan Ministry of Magic quickly had given them the portkey to Hogwarts, but portkeys didn't work in Hogwarts grounds, so they were transported outside them.
After a short walk, they finally came to Hogwarts doors, and went up to the Hospital Wing.
They burst in, with Dumbledore saying:' Poppy, its time!'
Madame Pomphrey just sat in her little old stool, swaying slightly.
'Twinkle, twinkle little star..' she sang drunkenly, before she collapsed into a deep sleep, snoring loudly.
'I told her not to drink too much Butterbeer...' sighed Dumbledore.
Sibyl, laid on one of the Hospital beds, looked around angrily.
'Oh wonderful!' she snarled,' Now what are we going to do?'
'We could try...' suggested Hagrid.
Filch looked at him in horror.
'Alright, but we have to have our hands clean.' Agreed Severus.
'Oh, God...' Whimpered Filch.
'The baby won't bit your head off!' spat Sibyl, breathing heavily.
*******
'Alright, Sibyl,' Severus putting on his gloves,' We will take this slowly.'
'Slowly? Slowly! I want it out of me this instant!' she screeched.
Filch stepped over to where Severus was standing. His eyes grew wide.
'There's blood!' he yelled.
'Of course there is, you idiot!' snarled Severus,' Albus, a hand please! '
But Dumbledore had a strange expression on his face.
'Oh, I'd love to...but, I have this papers to look at and.. .erm...' Stuttered Dumbledore, and ran out of the Hospital Wing.
'Well, he's not helping!' breathed out Severus, 'Rubeus, give me the scalpel!'
With trembling hands, Hagrid handed it over to him.
'What are yeh going to do with it?' Shuddered Hagrid.
'Cut.' Answered Severus shortly.
'What?-' began Hagrid, when his question was answered.
Hagrid quickly grabbed the Chloroform nearby.
'What is the Chloroform for?' squeaked Flitwick (Dushan was knocked out in battle, so he was on the other Hospital bed, unconscious).
'For meself!' Quickly answered back Hagrid, putting the liquid to his nose, and he fell down, unconscious. (A lot of people are going unconscious, aren't they? I think it's for a reason..)
'Another one down!' sighed Flitwick.
Filch grabbed a vacuum gum (you know, the piece of stick that has a rubber edge at the end, and is used in toilets; Hint: it sticks very well to anything, especially walls. Thieves in comedy movies use it to climb buildings).
'Can we suck the baby out with this?' helpfully he asked.
'NO!!!' Yelled Severus.
'Erm, Severus, the baby is coming!' yelled Flitwick.
'Does it have any teeth?' asked Argus.
'No, why?' frowned Flitwick.
'Thank God!' breathed out Filch,' I thought that it can bite your fingers!'
'Oh, will you give it a rest already!' barked Severus.
Sibyl screamed.
'Almost over,' said Severus matter-of-factly.
And thus, the baby was born. Now, I won't tell you the grisly scenes, because, ahem, this is PG-13, ahem.
'Get me a towel!' yelled Severus.
'A bucket won't do?' asked Filch, holding the bucket that he held his dirty mop in.
'A. Towel.' Growled Severus.
Soon, Sibyl was holding a sweet little baby girl in her embrace. Everybody crowded around her ( even Hagrid, who regained his consciousness after birth (strange...).
'It can't be your baby, Professor Snape, she doesn't have any hair!' frowned Filch.
'They are all born like that.' Sighed tiredly Severus.
'What is her name?' asked Sibyl.
Severus looked at the child.
'How about Selena?' he asked.
'Selena Snape, how nice.' Said Sibyl.
'What is it with you and Severus Snape, Sibyl Snape and Selena Snape?' asked Filch.
'They are all Snapes.' Sighed Dushan.
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'Well, it was a good journey!' said cheerfully Dumbledore.
'But you backed out of Sibyl's birth giving.' Hissed Severus, while Sibyl nodded furiously for that.
'Oh, Severus, don't be still angry at that,' murmured Dumbledore, opening his office,' like I told you, I had some paperwork..'
Once Dumbledore, Sibyl, Severus, Hagrid , Filch and Dushan entered the office, a shock met their eyes.
The poor Sorting Hat was cowering in a corner, while Fawkes the phoenix was towering over it, licking its lips-err, beak, dark eyes flashing hungrily.
'Polly wanna eat Sorting Hat!' smacked Fawkes his lips-oh darn it- beak.
'No! I will sort you into a house!' pleaded the Hat.
'Which?' asked suspiciously the stupid phoenix.
'Gryffindor!' announced the Sorting Hat.
'Polly doesn't like Gryffindor!' screeched the bird.
'Ravenclaw!' tried again the hat.
'Polly hates Ravenclaw!'
'Slytherin!'
Fawkes' eyes flashed dangerously,' Polly wanna kill Sorting Hat!'
'Hufflepuff?' asked the hat hopefully.
'Ahhh,' said wisely Fawkes,' Hufflepuff is good. Polly likes Hufflepuff.'
With that, Fawkes left the Hat alone. Dumbledore turned towards the stunned group.
'Tea, anyone?' he asked as if nothing has happened.
THE END
Writer's Note: This is The End, and I mean it! I won't be writing Crazy Quest stories anymore (sniff), let's face it, I ran out of ideas. Don't worry, when Selena grows up, she will be a Slytherin, just as all Snapes after her (they won't be in Gryffindor or Hufflepuff, like those stupid stories like 'Eliza Diawna Snape'). Tell me if I should rate these stories R, because of the birth. Also, tell me what to write next, I'm planning to leave Vampire Half for a little later. Please Review!