Tom Nook Scandal
Hi, I'm Moe Tuesday and I'm a cop. I'm following the rumor that Business Man and Entrepreneur Mr. Tom Nook is trying to smuggle illegal items into his store. Many people ask me why I'm not following Crazy Redd's Scandal, Well; I have a word for all you people (or animals), I TOOK CARE OF HIM!!!!! That's why you never see him anymore, just ask Cooper to show the basement of the police station, and you'll see Mr. Redd behind bars. I've decided to interrogate people around town. I see Gruff. "Hello, Gruff." "What do you want!" Gruff shouted, "I just wanted to ask you some questions." I explained. "Well... hurry up I'm gonna' go to the bar soon and it closes in a few minutes." He said. "Okay, do you know anything about Tom Nook?" "Yah, He's a fat liar and big, fat, cheap, good-for-nothing, all around -----!" "Hey why did you ask me anyway?" He asked. "Well, because I'm Moe Tuesday and I'm a cop." I said. "Hey shouldn't you be following Crazy Redd?" "SHUT UP!!!!!" I said politely. "Geez, sorry for asking." "I'm going now, Bye." He didn't help much, and he should watch his language. Hey, there's Apollo's house I gat Apollo's message from his Gyroid, it reads: I'm sorry; I've gotten boozed up and have passed out. Thank you. That was odd. Hey, there's Ursula "Hello, Ursula" "Who are you, want do you want? AHHHHHHHHH!!!" "Whoa, calm down, I'm Moe Tuesday and I'm a cop." "Well okay, what do you want?" "I need to ask you some questions." "Okay." she said. "Have you noticed anything suspicious about Tom Nook lately?" "Yes. He's been avoiding me lately and he won't let me buy anything." "Odd..." I see Tom Nook! "NOOOOOK!" "Freeze!!!!" Bang! Bang! (Sound of gun firing) "I've got you now Nook, you dirty b-----d, now, get off the f--kin' ground so I can kick your f--kin' ---." "Why Moe, why did you do it... I was framed!" "But, by who?" "Crazy Redd" "It was him, he got out of jail and framed me." "It's true" "Good bye Moe." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hi, I'm Moe Tuesday and I'm a cop. I'm following the rumor that Business Man and Entrepreneur Mr. Tom Nook is trying to smuggle illegal items into his store. Many people ask me why I'm not following Crazy Redd's Scandal, Well; I have a word for all you people (or animals), I TOOK CARE OF HIM!!!!! That's why you never see him anymore, just ask Cooper to show the basement of the police station, and you'll see Mr. Redd behind bars. I've decided to interrogate people around town. I see Gruff. "Hello, Gruff." "What do you want!" Gruff shouted, "I just wanted to ask you some questions." I explained. "Well... hurry up I'm gonna' go to the bar soon and it closes in a few minutes." He said. "Okay, do you know anything about Tom Nook?" "Yah, He's a fat liar and big, fat, cheap, good-for-nothing, all around -----!" "Hey why did you ask me anyway?" He asked. "Well, because I'm Moe Tuesday and I'm a cop." I said. "Hey shouldn't you be following Crazy Redd?" "SHUT UP!!!!!" I said politely. "Geez, sorry for asking." "I'm going now, Bye." He didn't help much, and he should watch his language. Hey, there's Apollo's house I gat Apollo's message from his Gyroid, it reads: I'm sorry; I've gotten boozed up and have passed out. Thank you. That was odd. Hey, there's Ursula "Hello, Ursula" "Who are you, want do you want? AHHHHHHHHH!!!" "Whoa, calm down, I'm Moe Tuesday and I'm a cop." "Well okay, what do you want?" "I need to ask you some questions." "Okay." she said. "Have you noticed anything suspicious about Tom Nook lately?" "Yes. He's been avoiding me lately and he won't let me buy anything." "Odd..." I see Tom Nook! "NOOOOOK!" "Freeze!!!!" Bang! Bang! (Sound of gun firing) "I've got you now Nook, you dirty b-----d, now, get off the f--kin' ground so I can kick your f--kin' ---." "Why Moe, why did you do it... I was framed!" "But, by who?" "Crazy Redd" "It was him, he got out of jail and framed me." "It's true" "Good bye Moe." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"