ARAGORN

I can't stand to shave,
I'm not that naive,
I'm just here to keep,
My eternal girl happy.

I'm more than a brother......more than a captain,
More than just some pretty hot guy on a movie screen,
It's not easy to be me.

Wish that I was King,
Gotta keep busy,
Don't mind young Eowyn,
But hope the Elf's not spying on me.

It may sound absurb.....but don't be naive,
Every girl in Middle Earth wants me,
I may be disturbed.....but won't you conceed,
Every guy in Middle Earth envies me.

Its not easy to be me.

Slice, slash, and strike.....take that orcs!
It's alright. I'm getting the hang of this.
I'm not crazy or anything.

I can't stand to shave,
I'm not that naive,
Men weren't meant to wash,
Their hair and floss their teeth.

I'm only a man with a sword thats pretty neat,
Waiting for the lil 'uns to go do their feat,
Only a man with a sword too neat,
Hoping it ends soon so y'all hafta crown me.

It's not easy to be me.