!K! Came up with a verse for Frodo while writing "Aragorn" so dun blame me, I had to finish it. Anyway I couldn't fit in Gollum so he getsssssss much preciousnessssss up here and fishessesssssss. Yup. MAD Gollum ^^ !K!

FRODO

I can't stand Gamgee,
I'm not that naive,
I just can't figure,
Why he keeps staring at me.

I'm more than a child........more than a teen,
More than just some wee thing with a pretty ring,
It's not easy to be me.

Wish I had some shoes,
These rocks are hurtin me,
Could sure use some help,
God! Why did it hafta be me?

It may sound absurb.... but don't be naive,
Faramir's been replaced by his evil twin,
I may be disturbed.....but won't you conceed,
There's really something very wrong with him.

Its not easy to be me.

On, on and further.....further to my doom,
It's alright. I'll get Bilbo for this.
I'm not crazy or anything.

I can't stand Gamgee,
I'm not that naive,
Hobbits weren't meant to give,
All these hugs 'n' loving squeezes.

I'm only a halfling with very hairy feet,
Heading for Mordor on this orc-strewn street,
Only a halfling with funny big feet,
With a half-dead creep with his Eye on me.

Its not easy to be me.