The Lizzie McGure Hate Fic
For those who like Lizzie Mcguire, I'm sorry you've chosen to read this tale. But I have to prove my point in some way, don't I? ;)
Scene: Lizzie's School
(Lizzie's "gang" are walking down the hallway)
Lizzie: Oh my God! I'm so excited! New school year! New people! New classes! It's so....tottally awesome!
Miranda: Lizzie, it's not THAT exciting.
Gordo: [holding some cheap camera] Yeah, smile beautiful!
Lizzie: Shut that god damned camera off Gordo! You'll ruin my complection.
Gordo: Oh, sorry. [looks at his feet] I guess we're not friends anymore.
Lizzie: Yeah, I guess not.
Miranda: Ugh! C'mon guys! Can't we work this-
Gordo and Lizzie: NO!
(Gordo stomps off)
Lizzie: Oh, I am SO MAD at him.
[Lizzie's Talking Animated Character (let's call her LA): Why does it always seem like I'm losing friends? Is there something wrong with everyone?]
[Theme Song]
Scene: Lizzie's Kitchen
(Lizzie's Mom is making some crappy food in the kitchen)
Lizzie: [walks in] I just has the WORST day!
Mom: What happened, sweetie?
Lizzie: Gordo and I had a fight.
Mom: Oooh honey, I'm so sorry! [big emotionel moment]
Lizzie: [sadly] I just...wish I hadn't said what I said.
Mom: I know, sweetie,
Lizzie: NO YOU DON'T!! [stomps up to her room]
(the phone rings)
Lizzie: [picks it up] Hello?
Gordo: [on the line] Hi, it's me. I'm so sorry about what I did to you earlier today...
Lizzie: Well, you should be!
Gordo: Is there anything I can do?
Lizzie: No...just, leave me alone for awhile, okay? Bye. [hangs up]
(Now we go into a big emotionel sing filled clip show thing with music in the background. There's a cheap "commercial" and we come back)
Scene: School, Lizzie's classroom, blah blah...
Lizzie: [writes a note to Miranda]
(The teacher sees it and asks Lizzie what it is)
Lizzie: Oh, well, I um....
[LA: Uh...oh...]
Teacher: [reads it] Tell Gordo I'm stony.
Lizzie: Excuse me sir, it's...
Teacher: Well, we'll not have drinking in this class. [throws away the note]
Here ends my story. I wrote this when I was bored. Tell me what you think. I'm ready for insults ;)
~purrs from Topaz~
For those who like Lizzie Mcguire, I'm sorry you've chosen to read this tale. But I have to prove my point in some way, don't I? ;)
Scene: Lizzie's School
(Lizzie's "gang" are walking down the hallway)
Lizzie: Oh my God! I'm so excited! New school year! New people! New classes! It's so....tottally awesome!
Miranda: Lizzie, it's not THAT exciting.
Gordo: [holding some cheap camera] Yeah, smile beautiful!
Lizzie: Shut that god damned camera off Gordo! You'll ruin my complection.
Gordo: Oh, sorry. [looks at his feet] I guess we're not friends anymore.
Lizzie: Yeah, I guess not.
Miranda: Ugh! C'mon guys! Can't we work this-
Gordo and Lizzie: NO!
(Gordo stomps off)
Lizzie: Oh, I am SO MAD at him.
[Lizzie's Talking Animated Character (let's call her LA): Why does it always seem like I'm losing friends? Is there something wrong with everyone?]
[Theme Song]
Scene: Lizzie's Kitchen
(Lizzie's Mom is making some crappy food in the kitchen)
Lizzie: [walks in] I just has the WORST day!
Mom: What happened, sweetie?
Lizzie: Gordo and I had a fight.
Mom: Oooh honey, I'm so sorry! [big emotionel moment]
Lizzie: [sadly] I just...wish I hadn't said what I said.
Mom: I know, sweetie,
Lizzie: NO YOU DON'T!! [stomps up to her room]
(the phone rings)
Lizzie: [picks it up] Hello?
Gordo: [on the line] Hi, it's me. I'm so sorry about what I did to you earlier today...
Lizzie: Well, you should be!
Gordo: Is there anything I can do?
Lizzie: No...just, leave me alone for awhile, okay? Bye. [hangs up]
(Now we go into a big emotionel sing filled clip show thing with music in the background. There's a cheap "commercial" and we come back)
Scene: School, Lizzie's classroom, blah blah...
Lizzie: [writes a note to Miranda]
(The teacher sees it and asks Lizzie what it is)
Lizzie: Oh, well, I um....
[LA: Uh...oh...]
Teacher: [reads it] Tell Gordo I'm stony.
Lizzie: Excuse me sir, it's...
Teacher: Well, we'll not have drinking in this class. [throws away the note]
Here ends my story. I wrote this when I was bored. Tell me what you think. I'm ready for insults ;)
~purrs from Topaz~