Ever wonder what would happen if Link went through his travels with a
female companion constantly by his side? Would things have turned out
differently? Read one woman's shocking account of the time she spent with
Link on his adventures.
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or any of the characters in the story except for Erin.
Hello, and my name is Erin. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to travel with Link, the legendary Hero of Time? Well, I know, and if you're willing to listen to the grimy details, then sit back and relax.
I've known Link ever since he was no bigger than the Deku Tree's sprout, and let me tell you, he was always an adventurer. Always into things, Link got into lots of trouble with the other Kokiri. In fact, Saria and I were the only ones sane enough not to yell when he did stupid things.
As you may very well know, one day the Great Deku Tree summoned Link. Saria wanted to wait behind, but he asked me to come with him so that he'd have someone to talk to if he had to go anywhere. Big mistake: I said yes, thinking that the Deku Tree would never send him out of the forest anyway. So, we each equipped a sword and shield and set off for the Deku Tree's meadow.
When we arrived, the Deku Tree told us that he was cursed and he needed our help to break it. Were we courageous enough? Well, of course, being the dim- witted, naïve 10-year-olds that we were, we said yes, blithely unaware of the dangers that lay ahead of us.
We marched right on into the Tree, started killing off monsters, and began to look for useful things. At one point, when I was fighting a particularly invulnerable Deku Baba, Link interrupted me suddenly with the words, "When are we gonna get out of here? I'm hungry."
Now this just irritated me. "What the hell do you think you're doing, trying to get me killed by this infernal creature?!?!" I screamed furiously as I chopped the enemy in half and walked menacingly toward Link, sword in hand. "Don't.you.ever.do.that.again. You understand me?!" I screeched. Then, without warning, that damn fairy of his flew at my face and yelled, "Hey!" in its annoying little high-pitched fairy voice.
"Whatever." I sighed and put my sword back into its scabbard. We continued on through the obstacles of the Tree with fewer fights than before, but we still had our disagreements. When it came time to beat Queen Gohma, though, Link suddenly lost all his courage and I had to do all of the work while he cowered in the corner. Once that horrible parasite was dead (Gohma, not Link.unfortunately.), we were teleported back out to the front of the Deku Tree.
He explained to us that he was dying, and we needed to take the Kokiri's Emerald in order to help one "Princess of Destiny." Sighing loudly, I said, "I'll take it. Numb nuts here will probably lose it if you let him take it." Shaking my head, I pocketed the stone and we set off for the castle.
On the way to the castle, I found myself continually wishing that we could just be teleported straight to the castle, because Link was incessantly and unmercifully whining about the stupidest things in the history of the world. Examples are as follows: "Ow, my foot." "Man, I'm HUNGRY. When do we eat?"
My replies to these questions will have to be omitted if I want to stick to the rating that I set.
Well, anyway, once we finally arrived at the castle, we had to sneak past hundreds of inept guards in order to find Princess Zelda. We succeeded on our first try, thanks to my careful watch of each guard's route. Otherwise, Mr. Hero would have gotten us both caught, the unreserved dimwit that he is.
From the moment Link and Zelda first made eye contact, they knew they were in love. Sickening, isn't it? Well, that's what he tells me now, 7 years later, now that they are married and have an illegitimate 5-year-old child on their hands. Love, hah. *coughs* LUST!!! Anywho.
I could tell from the second their eyes met that they liked each other. And, stupid me, I encouraged it. From then on, every time we played Zelda's Lullaby on the ocarina, he got this dreamy, starry look in his eyes that just nauseated me. Fortunately, it was easily cured by a good slap in the forehead, and we continued on with our adventure. *shakes her head disgustedly*
Any-who, I'm gonna stop this chapter here, so you can wait and then R&R. If you don't, I may never post another chapter again!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAH!!!! *grins evilly*
~*Princess Ryoko*~
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or any of the characters in the story except for Erin.
Hello, and my name is Erin. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to travel with Link, the legendary Hero of Time? Well, I know, and if you're willing to listen to the grimy details, then sit back and relax.
I've known Link ever since he was no bigger than the Deku Tree's sprout, and let me tell you, he was always an adventurer. Always into things, Link got into lots of trouble with the other Kokiri. In fact, Saria and I were the only ones sane enough not to yell when he did stupid things.
As you may very well know, one day the Great Deku Tree summoned Link. Saria wanted to wait behind, but he asked me to come with him so that he'd have someone to talk to if he had to go anywhere. Big mistake: I said yes, thinking that the Deku Tree would never send him out of the forest anyway. So, we each equipped a sword and shield and set off for the Deku Tree's meadow.
When we arrived, the Deku Tree told us that he was cursed and he needed our help to break it. Were we courageous enough? Well, of course, being the dim- witted, naïve 10-year-olds that we were, we said yes, blithely unaware of the dangers that lay ahead of us.
We marched right on into the Tree, started killing off monsters, and began to look for useful things. At one point, when I was fighting a particularly invulnerable Deku Baba, Link interrupted me suddenly with the words, "When are we gonna get out of here? I'm hungry."
Now this just irritated me. "What the hell do you think you're doing, trying to get me killed by this infernal creature?!?!" I screamed furiously as I chopped the enemy in half and walked menacingly toward Link, sword in hand. "Don't.you.ever.do.that.again. You understand me?!" I screeched. Then, without warning, that damn fairy of his flew at my face and yelled, "Hey!" in its annoying little high-pitched fairy voice.
"Whatever." I sighed and put my sword back into its scabbard. We continued on through the obstacles of the Tree with fewer fights than before, but we still had our disagreements. When it came time to beat Queen Gohma, though, Link suddenly lost all his courage and I had to do all of the work while he cowered in the corner. Once that horrible parasite was dead (Gohma, not Link.unfortunately.), we were teleported back out to the front of the Deku Tree.
He explained to us that he was dying, and we needed to take the Kokiri's Emerald in order to help one "Princess of Destiny." Sighing loudly, I said, "I'll take it. Numb nuts here will probably lose it if you let him take it." Shaking my head, I pocketed the stone and we set off for the castle.
On the way to the castle, I found myself continually wishing that we could just be teleported straight to the castle, because Link was incessantly and unmercifully whining about the stupidest things in the history of the world. Examples are as follows: "Ow, my foot." "Man, I'm HUNGRY. When do we eat?"
My replies to these questions will have to be omitted if I want to stick to the rating that I set.
Well, anyway, once we finally arrived at the castle, we had to sneak past hundreds of inept guards in order to find Princess Zelda. We succeeded on our first try, thanks to my careful watch of each guard's route. Otherwise, Mr. Hero would have gotten us both caught, the unreserved dimwit that he is.
From the moment Link and Zelda first made eye contact, they knew they were in love. Sickening, isn't it? Well, that's what he tells me now, 7 years later, now that they are married and have an illegitimate 5-year-old child on their hands. Love, hah. *coughs* LUST!!! Anywho.
I could tell from the second their eyes met that they liked each other. And, stupid me, I encouraged it. From then on, every time we played Zelda's Lullaby on the ocarina, he got this dreamy, starry look in his eyes that just nauseated me. Fortunately, it was easily cured by a good slap in the forehead, and we continued on with our adventure. *shakes her head disgustedly*
Any-who, I'm gonna stop this chapter here, so you can wait and then R&R. If you don't, I may never post another chapter again!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAH!!!! *grins evilly*
~*Princess Ryoko*~