Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, or Inuyasha, but I do own one character from each.... ^_^' and I do not own Eminem, because he owns himself (I think). Lol. So, here you go:
Intro:
*Tuning Tv*
*Hiei Snortin Crack*
Tv Presenter:
Hello people and demons
Today we're gonna talk about Hiei and Inuyasha lovers
Do you have a Hiei?
I'll bet you don't
*Door opens*
Who's your Inuyasha?
Inuyasha:
Hiei, what're you doing?
Beat starts
Hiei:
HaHa
Hiei & Inuyasha:
Ok then! Everybody, listen up!
Hiei:
I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me?
Inuyasha:
Somebody, please help him!
*laughs evily*
I think Hiei is fucking crazy!
Verse #1:
There's no demon I can't beat
There's no ocean too long,
No attack that I can't learn how to use
What do i gotta do to get through to you, destroy you
There ain't nothing I can't take this sword to
*Inuyasha Makes Bloody Slashing Sound*
Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass balls
I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,
Sunglasses with Kurama's name, on my drag wall
I'm out the closet, I been lying my ass off
All this time, me and Inuyasha been fucking with hats off
Inuyasha:
That's for sure
Hiei:
Tell Kuwabara and her husband to back off
Before I push this motherfucking button and blast 'em off
And launch my black dragon, and that's all
*Inuyasha Makes Biting Sound*
Blow every fucking thing, except the Makia on the map, off
We wanna stop, we wanna knock the crap off
*Knocking*
Inuyasha, tell 'em baby
Inuyasha:
Hiei has lost it
Chorus:
Hiei:
There's really nothin' else to say ha, I can't explain it
Inuyasha:
I know he has gone crazy!
Hiei:
A little help from Inuyasha Fucker would, should tell them maybe
Inuyasha:
I know he has gone crazy!
Hiei:
Theres nothing you could do to save it, could ever change me
Inuyasha: I know he has gone crazy!
Hiei:
There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Yukina
Inuyasha:
I know he has gone crazy!
Verse 2:
It's like damn Yusuke always told me
*Hiei Impersonates Yususke*
Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine n goddamit, you little motherfucker
If they aint got nothin' nice to say then kill them now
Er..
Fuck that shit, bastard, eat a motherfuckin' dick
Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin' cocks for second
I'd rather do what you said, but like I'm going to listen to you!
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose
Then quit bringin my flos, quit giving me my ammo
Can't you see why I'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone, then I would have killed all those people
And you wouldn't have to have arrested me
And those yaoi fics?
Am i the only fuckin one who's normal any more?
Inuyasha:
Hiei
Chorus
Verse #3:
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you cut your ears off cause you are so old
So what you're seeing is a killer at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when I speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd cut myself with my sword before I'd ever bite my tongue
I'd slash my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as Kuwabara's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every time I sung
What the fuck? I would never be Kuwabara's son!
I would kill myself in two seconds, and then be eaten by my little baby dragon
Then Aim it at the Kurama, standin' on Kuwabara's grave,
Screaming at this guy, the clouds gather as Yusuke Urameshi and Keiko Yukimura
God I hate her…. She needs a fucking life!
Parents are pissed, but the kids love it
Nine millimeter, heater's desk, and two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Inuyasha listen to me neither
Chorus
Outro:
Hiei:
Crazy
Inuyasha:
*laughs*
You're Stupid Hiei!
Intro:
*Tuning Tv*
*Hiei Snortin Crack*
Tv Presenter:
Hello people and demons
Today we're gonna talk about Hiei and Inuyasha lovers
Do you have a Hiei?
I'll bet you don't
*Door opens*
Who's your Inuyasha?
Inuyasha:
Hiei, what're you doing?
Beat starts
Hiei:
HaHa
Hiei & Inuyasha:
Ok then! Everybody, listen up!
Hiei:
I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me?
Inuyasha:
Somebody, please help him!
*laughs evily*
I think Hiei is fucking crazy!
Verse #1:
There's no demon I can't beat
There's no ocean too long,
No attack that I can't learn how to use
What do i gotta do to get through to you, destroy you
There ain't nothing I can't take this sword to
*Inuyasha Makes Bloody Slashing Sound*
Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass balls
I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,
Sunglasses with Kurama's name, on my drag wall
I'm out the closet, I been lying my ass off
All this time, me and Inuyasha been fucking with hats off
Inuyasha:
That's for sure
Hiei:
Tell Kuwabara and her husband to back off
Before I push this motherfucking button and blast 'em off
And launch my black dragon, and that's all
*Inuyasha Makes Biting Sound*
Blow every fucking thing, except the Makia on the map, off
We wanna stop, we wanna knock the crap off
*Knocking*
Inuyasha, tell 'em baby
Inuyasha:
Hiei has lost it
Chorus:
Hiei:
There's really nothin' else to say ha, I can't explain it
Inuyasha:
I know he has gone crazy!
Hiei:
A little help from Inuyasha Fucker would, should tell them maybe
Inuyasha:
I know he has gone crazy!
Hiei:
Theres nothing you could do to save it, could ever change me
Inuyasha: I know he has gone crazy!
Hiei:
There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Yukina
Inuyasha:
I know he has gone crazy!
Verse 2:
It's like damn Yusuke always told me
*Hiei Impersonates Yususke*
Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine n goddamit, you little motherfucker
If they aint got nothin' nice to say then kill them now
Er..
Fuck that shit, bastard, eat a motherfuckin' dick
Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin' cocks for second
I'd rather do what you said, but like I'm going to listen to you!
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose
Then quit bringin my flos, quit giving me my ammo
Can't you see why I'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone, then I would have killed all those people
And you wouldn't have to have arrested me
And those yaoi fics?
Am i the only fuckin one who's normal any more?
Inuyasha:
Hiei
Chorus
Verse #3:
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you cut your ears off cause you are so old
So what you're seeing is a killer at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when I speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd cut myself with my sword before I'd ever bite my tongue
I'd slash my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as Kuwabara's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every time I sung
What the fuck? I would never be Kuwabara's son!
I would kill myself in two seconds, and then be eaten by my little baby dragon
Then Aim it at the Kurama, standin' on Kuwabara's grave,
Screaming at this guy, the clouds gather as Yusuke Urameshi and Keiko Yukimura
God I hate her…. She needs a fucking life!
Parents are pissed, but the kids love it
Nine millimeter, heater's desk, and two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Inuyasha listen to me neither
Chorus
Outro:
Hiei:
Crazy
Inuyasha:
*laughs*
You're Stupid Hiei!