CHAPTER 5.finally.hey! *hides in the corner as she gets glared at* Hey now,
I've been grounded.*sigh* Anywho, I know it's been a long time since I've
updated, but.here ya go! ^^
I grabbed hold of Link's wrist with new determination and dragged him into the cavern. "Dammit, Link, we need to get in there!!" I shouted exasperatedly. "I'm tired too, but we need to see this 'Great Fairy' so we can be DONE!!!!"
"Okay, okay, I'm coming," was his response. I let go of his arm and followed him up to a set of marble steps that led to some sort of fountain, where we noticed the imprint of a Triforce symbol located on the top step.
"Hey, I think I know what to do!" Link shouted, whipping out his ocarina. He played Zelda's Lullaby quickly, and then peered into the fountain.
What happened next was something that neither he nor I was expecting in the least. A giant.thing.shot out of the water and cackled loudly. "YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" shrieked Link and I, falling backward down the cold, hard stairs. I landed on him (to which he replied by grunting loudly and groaning, "Erin, GEROFF me."), then got up and looked at the 'thing' that had startled us.
It turned out to be the Great Fairy herself, but MAN, was she SCARY! I motioned for Link to come over by me, then whispered to him, "What in the name of Nayru is she thinking, wearing something like THAT?!" I glanced at her clothes, which consisted of nothing more than clumps of vines clustered only in places where they were absolutely necessary. "Eww." I muttered under my breath.
"Welcome, children. How may I assist you?" asked the Great Fairy in a wispy tone that to me sounded like she had had a little too much to drink. "Oh, I see you're associated with the.Royal Family? Well, then, I MUST help you!" She danced around in an annoyingly spirited (and yet idiotic) manner, floating in the air without a care in the world.
"Airhead." Link mumbled, nudging me with his elbow, and I bit my lip so I wouldn't laugh. Now talking to the ditzy sprite in front of us, he asked, "Can you make us more powerful?"
"Oh, yes, dear ones, I can give you a new sword technique and heal all your wounds!" she replied, adding extra animation on the word 'sword.' She threw a ball of light at each of us, with the words "Receive it now!!!"
Instantly, I felt more powerful and extremely energetic. "Thanks, lady!!" Link and I called out as we ran outside the cave once more.
"C'mon, Link, we gotta go see your girrrrlllllfriend." I teased, indicating that we had to go see Her-Royal-Pain-in-the-Arse (aka Princess Zelda) again. He glared at me, so I decided to shut up and be nice.
We snuck past the ever-so-irritating guards for a second time to get to the Princess. Once we were inside the courtyard, Zelda came rushing up to greet us. She hugged me first, shrieking, "ERIN!!! I'm so glad you're safe! However did you manage to last so long?!?!?!?!" she continued babbling mindlessly as I tried to push her off, telling her to please let go of me before I suffocated. "Okay, so how was it?!" she continued in her loud, high-pitched voice, hugging Link quickly before stepping back to get a better look at us.
"Well, Genius-Boy here-" I pointed to Link- "almost got us killed by walking into the wrong cave."
"How dare you!" shrieked Zelda, gasping and pointing at me. "How dare you insult Link like that!!!"
"Please shut UP, Lil' Miss Priss," I sighed, rolling my eyes at the clouds- for-brains princess and turning to leave. "Come on, Link, let's go." I walked toward Impa, who was conveniently waiting right at the exit to the courtyard and asked her to please take us out. She complied with my request and teleported us to the front of the castle.
"THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME OUT OF THERE!!!!" Link shouted, jumping on me and squashing me under his weight. "You saved me from the icky princess!"
"Link?" I groaned, trying to move.
"Hn?"
"Geroff me." I said, shoving him off my stomach and sending him toppling to the grass. I stood up, giggled, and ran toward Zora's river, which was the location of our next .assignment, so to speak. ***** Ah, well, you know the drill. R&R, and you find out what happens!! ^-^
Next time: Our hero and heroine meet the Zora Royal Family! .and are in for a nasty shock.*evil grin*
Until next time.
Cheers!
~*Princess Ryoko*~
I grabbed hold of Link's wrist with new determination and dragged him into the cavern. "Dammit, Link, we need to get in there!!" I shouted exasperatedly. "I'm tired too, but we need to see this 'Great Fairy' so we can be DONE!!!!"
"Okay, okay, I'm coming," was his response. I let go of his arm and followed him up to a set of marble steps that led to some sort of fountain, where we noticed the imprint of a Triforce symbol located on the top step.
"Hey, I think I know what to do!" Link shouted, whipping out his ocarina. He played Zelda's Lullaby quickly, and then peered into the fountain.
What happened next was something that neither he nor I was expecting in the least. A giant.thing.shot out of the water and cackled loudly. "YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" shrieked Link and I, falling backward down the cold, hard stairs. I landed on him (to which he replied by grunting loudly and groaning, "Erin, GEROFF me."), then got up and looked at the 'thing' that had startled us.
It turned out to be the Great Fairy herself, but MAN, was she SCARY! I motioned for Link to come over by me, then whispered to him, "What in the name of Nayru is she thinking, wearing something like THAT?!" I glanced at her clothes, which consisted of nothing more than clumps of vines clustered only in places where they were absolutely necessary. "Eww." I muttered under my breath.
"Welcome, children. How may I assist you?" asked the Great Fairy in a wispy tone that to me sounded like she had had a little too much to drink. "Oh, I see you're associated with the.Royal Family? Well, then, I MUST help you!" She danced around in an annoyingly spirited (and yet idiotic) manner, floating in the air without a care in the world.
"Airhead." Link mumbled, nudging me with his elbow, and I bit my lip so I wouldn't laugh. Now talking to the ditzy sprite in front of us, he asked, "Can you make us more powerful?"
"Oh, yes, dear ones, I can give you a new sword technique and heal all your wounds!" she replied, adding extra animation on the word 'sword.' She threw a ball of light at each of us, with the words "Receive it now!!!"
Instantly, I felt more powerful and extremely energetic. "Thanks, lady!!" Link and I called out as we ran outside the cave once more.
"C'mon, Link, we gotta go see your girrrrlllllfriend." I teased, indicating that we had to go see Her-Royal-Pain-in-the-Arse (aka Princess Zelda) again. He glared at me, so I decided to shut up and be nice.
We snuck past the ever-so-irritating guards for a second time to get to the Princess. Once we were inside the courtyard, Zelda came rushing up to greet us. She hugged me first, shrieking, "ERIN!!! I'm so glad you're safe! However did you manage to last so long?!?!?!?!" she continued babbling mindlessly as I tried to push her off, telling her to please let go of me before I suffocated. "Okay, so how was it?!" she continued in her loud, high-pitched voice, hugging Link quickly before stepping back to get a better look at us.
"Well, Genius-Boy here-" I pointed to Link- "almost got us killed by walking into the wrong cave."
"How dare you!" shrieked Zelda, gasping and pointing at me. "How dare you insult Link like that!!!"
"Please shut UP, Lil' Miss Priss," I sighed, rolling my eyes at the clouds- for-brains princess and turning to leave. "Come on, Link, let's go." I walked toward Impa, who was conveniently waiting right at the exit to the courtyard and asked her to please take us out. She complied with my request and teleported us to the front of the castle.
"THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME OUT OF THERE!!!!" Link shouted, jumping on me and squashing me under his weight. "You saved me from the icky princess!"
"Link?" I groaned, trying to move.
"Hn?"
"Geroff me." I said, shoving him off my stomach and sending him toppling to the grass. I stood up, giggled, and ran toward Zora's river, which was the location of our next .assignment, so to speak. ***** Ah, well, you know the drill. R&R, and you find out what happens!! ^-^
Next time: Our hero and heroine meet the Zora Royal Family! .and are in for a nasty shock.*evil grin*
Until next time.
Cheers!
~*Princess Ryoko*~