Magic mirror Kouga's woman

Chapter: 4 - were all mad here- Chichiri's always some sort of cat isn't he?



Disclaimer: I don't own Fushigi Yuugi, or Alice in wonderland. but I do own myself.



"Chichiri?" asked Hotohori, knowing that the monk had gone mad, or that this really wasn't Chichiri. Chichiri grinned wider.

"Who are you, ad on?" He asked.

"I was about to ask you the same question," said Hotohori. Chichiri laughed and hung upside down from the branches of the tree, surprisingly not seemed to be fazed by all the blood rushing to his head.

"I don't believe you, ad on." He giggled, and grinned again. Hotohori crossed his arms over his chest.

"Well you should!" He made a humphing sound, is Humphing a word?? .(Yah know... Like HUMPH! )

Chichiri's feet disappeared. "Should I ad on? He asked, " My name is Irihcihc, ad on, now who are you ad on." Hotohori said he was Hotohori and Irihcihc grinned a creepy gin and disappeared fully. He appeared behind Hotohori and tapped him n the shoulder.

ME: Hmmm (thinks: this sounds familiar to me.)

Then a light bulb papered above Hotohori's head. He looked up, surprised, this sort of thing has NEVER happened to him before. He reached up and poked the light bulb. It was swishy like marshmallows. It was clearly an idea.

Hotohori: O_____O

Hotohori decided to make the light bulb go away by asking Irihcihc the question.

"Do you know how to get out of here?" he asked. Irihcihc pointed left

"Some chose to go this way, ad on" he then pointed left with his other arm. "Other's chose this direction." Hotohori crossed his arms.

"What direction do YOU suggest I go?" he asked, rather impatient to get back home. Irihcihc chuckled.

"That depends a good deal on were you want to get to."



Hotohori grumbled, "You know Kouga's woman, this is supposed be an original idea! So can we PLEASE get off the subject of Alice in Wonderland SO I CAN GO HOME!"

Me: HEY! We are in the middle of a chapter here! You can't argue with me Hotohori! IM THE AUTHOR! ..(Grins evilly) I could cut your hair.

Hotohori: **GASP** you wouldn't DARE

Me: Wanna bet? **Hold up pair of scissors** hehehe ..snippy snippy.

Hotohori: OK OK! Ill do your story, just DON'T CUT MY HAIR!

Me: **puts away scissors** ok, that's better. (I wasn't gonna do it anyway ^_____^ )

Irihcihc started to disappear again, Hotohori just left, leaving the disappearing monk upside down in the tree. In the far off but closer then thinkable distance he could make out the figure of Tamahome. The guy who never seemed to have the same hair color, first it was black, then its green, then purple, then black again. (Has anyone else noticed this?)

Tamahome came up to him. "Hello kind sir, would you like to make a donation?"

Hotohori: O__O

"A donation for charity?" Tamahome repeated. Hotohori sighed.

"You are NOT Tamahome are you?" he said, "I bet you gave all your money away to." Tamahome was shocked.

" HOW ON EARTH DIDYOU KNOW?" he asked. Hotohori shrugged.

"Lucky guess" Hotohori beamed, he was starting to get the hang of this opposite thing. Tamahome ran off to ask some other people as Hotohori spotted a mirror on a near buy wall. He was so happy he almost died. but he didn't. for two reasons.

REASON # 1: I like Hotohori, and don't want to kill him.

REASON # 2: this would be the end of the Fic wouldn't it?

And now back to the story.

Hotohori thought he could use this mirror to get home so he stepped inside it. The whole world began spinning again. And Hotohori once more saw the T.V. static. When he found himself face first on the ground he realized he hadn't gone home. He was in a room, a room full of the seriyu seven, but this was also part of the opposite world. or either that everyone was drunk. Cause Hotohori saw.

Amiboshi was listing to rap music; his twin Suboshi was trying his best to get away from Yui, who was trying to make a move on him. Midoshi was playing Frisbee with Ashitade (Selling on that?) Tomo was hitting on Soi and Soi was just plain hitting Nakago. Hotohori was unnoticed. for now.



Sorry it's a cliffhanger, will Hotohori EVER be able to get home? Will he get caught? Will the beast gods make him drink soda? FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER! .. But I won't update if I don't get reviews!!!!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!! Even if it's a flame.. ANYTHING!!!!