Magic Mirror
Kouga's woman
Chapter 5
Disclaimer: you all know what I'm gonna say here. yah, I don't own Fushigi Yuugi, Ranma, Inuyasha, Ceres, Slayers, or anything else mentioned in this chapter (sadly I don't own Vash either)-_- so don't sue me unless you want lint from my pocket! I ALSO don't own Coke or Pepsi.
Note: sorry for all you people who are waiting for an update on Nightcry because I'm fresh out of ideas right now. Now we can move on with the story!
Hotohori: WHAT?! You mean its not over with?
Me: Of coarse not! What fun would that be?
Hotohori: It would be fun for me!
Me: OH?
Hotohori: YES! Now let me go home!
Me: Now now, haven't we been though this before? (Begins to rummage through Kagome's bottomless school bag, finding a variety if deferent things such as Yuuhi's chopsticks, Ryoga's umbrella, Sans fang necklace, Rezo's staff, Tasukis Tessen, One of Kome's guns, a box of matches, Mousses glasses, Duo's hat. And Vash the stampede) WHAT?! KAGOME YOUR TELING ME YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SCISSORS?
Kagome: Oh, there in there, try looking near the bottom.
Me: -_- where did you come from?
Kagome: (shrug)
Vash: (looks around) How did I get here?
Me: You where in the bag
Vash: oh. that makes sense,
Ok.. now you and Kagome have to leave.. this is a FUSHIGI YUUGI fic.. Not Trigun.or Inuyasha
(Vash disappears)
Kagome: Huh??
Me: well, go back to feudal Japan or something!
Kagome disappears as I continued to look for some scissors; I then proceed to chase Hotohori around the room with them. The emperor finally surrendered so we can actually start this Fic.
I disappeared and left Hotohori standing there rather annoyed and desperately wanting to go home. When he was caught completely off guard when a tall powerful looking God dressed in red appeared before him. Hotohori almost died. In fact he just stared and then fainted. For the person who stood in front of him was Suzaku, or at least looked a hell of a lot like him.
When Hotohori awoke Suzaku was looking at him, the God was sipping at a can of Coke A Cola. Hotohori just stared, not believing what was in front of him. Suzaku handed him a can of soda.
"Want some?" he asked. Hotohori just stared. "Want some?" Suzaku repeated. Still drinking his soda, now another God was standing next to him, Seriyuu, he was drinking a Pepsi.
Hotohori took the coke and said nothing, he just remained sitting, the Green dragon god handed him a Pepsi, and he took it with out having to be told twice. Hotohori now held in his right hand, a Coke and in his left hand, a Pepsi.
Hotohori: O__O
Suzaku looked and gave the dragon god an evil look. "You know Lizard breath!" he commented. "Coke is SO much better then Pepsi!" Seriyuu crossed his arms over his chest.
"I don't think so bird boy!" Seriyuu poked Suzaku with a long finger. "Just take the Pepsi challenge" And so they did, and Suzaku chose Coke and Seriyuu chose Pepsi. So the argument continued. Then the squishy light bulb appeared above the heads of the two Beast Gods. And they both looked to Hotohori.
Hotohori gulped, he was afraid because the Two Gods looked like they had some thing on their minds. Suzaku Grabbed the Emperor by the arm and plopped him down in a chair. Seriyuu took the two unopened Sodas from the bewildered Hotohori and switched them around a few times behind his back as Suzaku tied a blindfold over Hotohori's eyes.
"Now drink one sip from each one" said Suzaku handing two unknown cans back to Hotohori. "And tell us witch one you think tastes better".
Hotohori knew that if he didn't do what the God said that he. Well, he didn't really know and frankly that's what frightened him. In the end the unknowing Hotohori chose Coke over Pepsi. Because we all know that coke is better.
Me: (waves coke a cola flags) GO!! COKE!! GOOOOOOOO COKE! COKE IS BETTERR AND U KNOWS IT! (Gets pounded by a certain Dragon). ooowww.... okok.. Ill shut up. (Cheers on coke silently in her head.)
So Hotohori was set free and Suzaku handed him a shiny Mirror. And Hotohori couldn't help but admire himself in it for a while. He was reminded that he hadn't brushed his hair since he had come to the opposite world, it wasn't tangled but Hotohori felt that it needed to be shampooed and then combed for about an hour or two.
Hotohori stuck his hand through the mirror and for what he hoped was the last time saw that dreaded TV static. Until he was transferred home, back to his world, back to his room, back to his beloved comb.
THE END! (Possibly)
Hotohori: you mean its finally over?!
Me: Well that is until I find the need to torture you again.
Hotohori: siiigh it never ends dose it.
Me: well, it has for now! So go get some rest or go stare at your reflection or whatever until I need some one to annoy.
Note:
WELL EVERYONE! It's been fun, I had SO MUCH fun Wrighting this! And im kinda sad that its over, if you have any ideas for a sequel or something please send em in! I might just use them! Wink
Hotohori: no.. Please don't give her any more ideas!!
Me: (hugs Hotohori) WHAT U TALKING ABOUT!! IT WAS FUN RIGHT!!
Hotohori: NO!! it wasn't. please get off me!... I cant breath!
Me: OH SORRY! (lets go of him) ANYWHO!! THANKS FOR READING!! (waves)
Kouga's woman
Chapter 5
Disclaimer: you all know what I'm gonna say here. yah, I don't own Fushigi Yuugi, Ranma, Inuyasha, Ceres, Slayers, or anything else mentioned in this chapter (sadly I don't own Vash either)-_- so don't sue me unless you want lint from my pocket! I ALSO don't own Coke or Pepsi.
Note: sorry for all you people who are waiting for an update on Nightcry because I'm fresh out of ideas right now. Now we can move on with the story!
Hotohori: WHAT?! You mean its not over with?
Me: Of coarse not! What fun would that be?
Hotohori: It would be fun for me!
Me: OH?
Hotohori: YES! Now let me go home!
Me: Now now, haven't we been though this before? (Begins to rummage through Kagome's bottomless school bag, finding a variety if deferent things such as Yuuhi's chopsticks, Ryoga's umbrella, Sans fang necklace, Rezo's staff, Tasukis Tessen, One of Kome's guns, a box of matches, Mousses glasses, Duo's hat. And Vash the stampede) WHAT?! KAGOME YOUR TELING ME YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SCISSORS?
Kagome: Oh, there in there, try looking near the bottom.
Me: -_- where did you come from?
Kagome: (shrug)
Vash: (looks around) How did I get here?
Me: You where in the bag
Vash: oh. that makes sense,
Ok.. now you and Kagome have to leave.. this is a FUSHIGI YUUGI fic.. Not Trigun.or Inuyasha
(Vash disappears)
Kagome: Huh??
Me: well, go back to feudal Japan or something!
Kagome disappears as I continued to look for some scissors; I then proceed to chase Hotohori around the room with them. The emperor finally surrendered so we can actually start this Fic.
I disappeared and left Hotohori standing there rather annoyed and desperately wanting to go home. When he was caught completely off guard when a tall powerful looking God dressed in red appeared before him. Hotohori almost died. In fact he just stared and then fainted. For the person who stood in front of him was Suzaku, or at least looked a hell of a lot like him.
When Hotohori awoke Suzaku was looking at him, the God was sipping at a can of Coke A Cola. Hotohori just stared, not believing what was in front of him. Suzaku handed him a can of soda.
"Want some?" he asked. Hotohori just stared. "Want some?" Suzaku repeated. Still drinking his soda, now another God was standing next to him, Seriyuu, he was drinking a Pepsi.
Hotohori took the coke and said nothing, he just remained sitting, the Green dragon god handed him a Pepsi, and he took it with out having to be told twice. Hotohori now held in his right hand, a Coke and in his left hand, a Pepsi.
Hotohori: O__O
Suzaku looked and gave the dragon god an evil look. "You know Lizard breath!" he commented. "Coke is SO much better then Pepsi!" Seriyuu crossed his arms over his chest.
"I don't think so bird boy!" Seriyuu poked Suzaku with a long finger. "Just take the Pepsi challenge" And so they did, and Suzaku chose Coke and Seriyuu chose Pepsi. So the argument continued. Then the squishy light bulb appeared above the heads of the two Beast Gods. And they both looked to Hotohori.
Hotohori gulped, he was afraid because the Two Gods looked like they had some thing on their minds. Suzaku Grabbed the Emperor by the arm and plopped him down in a chair. Seriyuu took the two unopened Sodas from the bewildered Hotohori and switched them around a few times behind his back as Suzaku tied a blindfold over Hotohori's eyes.
"Now drink one sip from each one" said Suzaku handing two unknown cans back to Hotohori. "And tell us witch one you think tastes better".
Hotohori knew that if he didn't do what the God said that he. Well, he didn't really know and frankly that's what frightened him. In the end the unknowing Hotohori chose Coke over Pepsi. Because we all know that coke is better.
Me: (waves coke a cola flags) GO!! COKE!! GOOOOOOOO COKE! COKE IS BETTERR AND U KNOWS IT! (Gets pounded by a certain Dragon). ooowww.... okok.. Ill shut up. (Cheers on coke silently in her head.)
So Hotohori was set free and Suzaku handed him a shiny Mirror. And Hotohori couldn't help but admire himself in it for a while. He was reminded that he hadn't brushed his hair since he had come to the opposite world, it wasn't tangled but Hotohori felt that it needed to be shampooed and then combed for about an hour or two.
Hotohori stuck his hand through the mirror and for what he hoped was the last time saw that dreaded TV static. Until he was transferred home, back to his world, back to his room, back to his beloved comb.
THE END! (Possibly)
Hotohori: you mean its finally over?!
Me: Well that is until I find the need to torture you again.
Hotohori: siiigh it never ends dose it.
Me: well, it has for now! So go get some rest or go stare at your reflection or whatever until I need some one to annoy.
Note:
WELL EVERYONE! It's been fun, I had SO MUCH fun Wrighting this! And im kinda sad that its over, if you have any ideas for a sequel or something please send em in! I might just use them! Wink
Hotohori: no.. Please don't give her any more ideas!!
Me: (hugs Hotohori) WHAT U TALKING ABOUT!! IT WAS FUN RIGHT!!
Hotohori: NO!! it wasn't. please get off me!... I cant breath!
Me: OH SORRY! (lets go of him) ANYWHO!! THANKS FOR READING!! (waves)