WWE spring Break in Cancun
Chapter 2
Beach Blues
Day 1 (continued)
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"Well, that was um, interesting." Matt stated, blinking. Matt then turned his attention to Jericho who was still on the ground laughing hysterically, shook his head.
"No, Matt, that was just plain gross! EW, the things, I mean things that Stephanie is willing to do." Trish squealed, extremely grossed out. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Well do you know what I think about the-" Kurt Angle piped up. He had seen what had had happened to Steph, and decided join his coworkers little group to voice his opinion on the matter.
"The Rock says it doesn't matter what you think!"
"Well I don't care-" Kurt began, but was interrupted yet again.
"Where did you come from Kurt? What the hell? Are you wearing a thong? Lita asked, her face suddenly becoming a very pale shade of white. She honestly looked as if she was going to throw up.
"WHAT?!" Austin asked in shock, glancing down at Angle, and then looking back up at him, eyes wide. "Jackass!" He yelled with disgust and promptly gave Angle the finger and walked away sipping a beer. "ANYONE GOT A F'N BEER? WHAT?!"
"Um, ah, well, what's wrong with thongs? I find them quite nice, I mean, I . . . I get more air 'round my um, privates." Kurt said in a near whisper. This in turn grosses everyone out within a five mile radius and they all quickly scatter away from him.
"Wait a minute! You son of a bitch! THAT'S MY THONG YOU'RE WEARING!"
"Uh oh." Kurt whimpered as the angry red head advanced on him. Much to his dislike, Lita bitch slapped him with a great force leaving a large, bright red mark across his face. Angle who doesn't want any part of the Xtreme diva runs off in a flash. Of course this only angers Lita more, as she bolts up the beach after the crying Olympic gold medalist.
"Ewww, Kurt is like SO totally reeking of geekiness! His bald head is totally reflecting sunlight!" Edge laughed as his signature grin spread across his face.
"I know what a reekazoid! Oh Edge look at those full on scorch cakes over there!" Christian exclaimed, pointing to where most of the divas were sunbathing.
"Dude, what's up with that um, person with them? Its vacation, you're supposed to be happy! Come on let's go try to cheer um, it, up. Edge suggested, looking over at Jazz. The duo proceeded to cautiously walk over to, um IT.
"What the hell do you want?" Jazz asked in a gruff voice, looking incredibly peeved. The men gulped as Jazz glared up at them.
Christian leaned over and whispered into Edge's ear, "I'm scared of IT, I don't want to cheer IT up any more!"
Edge simply ignored his little brother and attempted to make conversation with the 'diva'. "Um, well we thought you looked kinda down so, we thought we would cheer you up." Edge forced a smile, and continued to ignore Christian who was near crying.
"Oh, you wanna cheer me up huh? Well here's what you can do to cheer me up!" Jazz yelled. In one swift movement she grabbed Christian gave him a hard low blow. She then attempted to do the same to Edge but he had already started to drag an injured Christian away.
"Hellllllllllllllooooo ladies!!!" Val Venis greeted, as he came up to them
soaking wet, with a towel wrapped around his waste.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" Torrie screamed, covering her eyes.
Stacy attempted to stick her head in sand the Ostrich on Animal Planet had done. She'd accidentally watched it; she had thought it was the new show for WWE, Afterburn when she saw monkey's rolling around hurting each other. New recruits she figured. "Damn this sand! I think I'm going blind!! Help!" Stacy exclaimed, as she struggled to squeeze her head in between the sand.
"I already did! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" Trish screamed as if in pain.
"Gee whiz no one should be subjected to this kind of torture! Somebody make it stop, please!" Molly begged, snapping her eyes shut tightly.
"Quick girls, let's hide behind that huge rock! I can't take another second of it!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Lita screamed, running off to hide behind the huge rock, the other divas not too far behind her.
"What? Where did all the ladies go?" Val Venis asked, looking around completely baffled.
"Um, Val, frankly, NOBODY, including the ladies wanna see you in a freaking towel! It's just gross!" Matt informed him, as Val's face became crestfallen and he slumped his shoulders.
"Well, I was just swimming so; I mean I need a towel!" Val explained, as Matt checked his watch looking bored.
"Matt would look so hot in just a towel!" Stacy yelled from behind the rock.
"Oh HELL YEAH!!" Torrie called, in total agreement.
"MATT'S SO SEXY!" Trish shouted, licking her lips.
"TAKE IT OFF MATT, TAKE IT ALL OFF!" Molly roared, waving a 100 dollar bill in the air.
"Matt's stripping?" Billy and Chuck asked simultaneously, popping out of nowhere. "Can anyone break a $100?" They asked, getting excited and also waving a hundred dollar bill in the air. A look of sheer terror flashed across Matt's face.
"WHAT!?! OH HELL NO! NO STRIPPING! SOMBODY GET ME A BEER, AND GET THESE SON BITCHES OUTTA HERE! WHAT?" Austin bellowed, giving Billy and Chucky the finger then leaving in search for more beer.
"I'm right here hear you know! I can freaking hear you, I'm not deaf! And no I'm not stripping! No one's putting any, and I mean any money down my pants."
"AW, DAMN! Come on let's go find Rico! He always thinks of a way to make us feel better!" Billy said, and they walked away hand in hand down the beach into the sun set. (A/N- Onthaedge487-Where the f*ck did that come from? LoL, we have sick minds people, sick minds.)
Behind the rock, Lita bitch slaps all four girls, which knocks out both Torrie and Stacy. "Don't you dare talk about Matt like that; he'll be mine soon enough! Oh, and Molly I thought you were supposed to be pure and wholesome! Pure and wholesome my ass!" Lita grumbled, looking down at all the girls who were on the ground in pain. She stomped off, passing Edge and Christian, nearly knocking Edge down.
"Whoa, someone's SO totally PMSing today!" Edge said after seeing what Lita had done to all the divas.
"AHHHH" Christian moaned loudly, still lying on the ground holding his crotch, not being able to speak.
"Matt, Matt! Come and look at the sand castle Hurricane and I made!" Jeff exclaimed bounced up and down in excitement. Matt followed as his brother led him to a sandy spot on the beach. Jeff looked down proudly, then back up at Matt expectantly.
"Wow, Jeff, it's um."
"Absolutely beautiful!" Hurricane chimed in, puffing chest out with pride. Matt gave him a sideways glance then looked back down at the 'sandcastle'.
"It took us forever to build, and we worked real hard on it!" Jeff beamed, down at the pile of sand which he and Hurricane called a sand castle.
"What in the blue hell is that?" Asked The Rock, looking down at the 'sand castle'.
"It's our sand castle! It's the greatest one I've ever seen if I don't say so myself! Hey, um I'm hungry! I want Skittles!" Jeff said, rubbing his rumbling tummy.
"Here Jeff, I got your Skittles right here, and don't eat them too fast like last time." Matt reprimanded handing Jeff a king-size bag of Skittles as he jumped up and down in pure delight.
"I won't, I promise!" Jeff promised, grabbing the Skittles and eating the entire bag in one gulp. "Cough, cough, gag, gag!"
"Damnit Jeff! Are you okay? You don't look so good. You're changing colors faster than you change your hair color!" Matt exclaimed, with concern evident in his voice, as he looked at Jeff with who was now hunched over, turning from color to color.
"Matty! I iz not feeling so good! I think I iz gonna." Jeff chokes out, then proceeds to puke all over The Rock and Y2J, who at the time was STILL on the ground laughing hysterically.
A/N- Good? Bad? What can we do to improve? Oh, and if you want to see any of the superstars doing anything then, just write it in your review *hint hint*, and we'll try to fit it in somewhere. So, um, read & review & you'll get more, & it might even be funny this time!
A/N 2- This has been rewritten & re-uploaded for an easier and a better read. Enjoy!
Chapter 2
Beach Blues
Day 1 (continued)
Disclaimer- We don't own shit okay? Get the picture? It's a work in progress, so please r& r!
"Well, that was um, interesting." Matt stated, blinking. Matt then turned his attention to Jericho who was still on the ground laughing hysterically, shook his head.
"No, Matt, that was just plain gross! EW, the things, I mean things that Stephanie is willing to do." Trish squealed, extremely grossed out. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Well do you know what I think about the-" Kurt Angle piped up. He had seen what had had happened to Steph, and decided join his coworkers little group to voice his opinion on the matter.
"The Rock says it doesn't matter what you think!"
"Well I don't care-" Kurt began, but was interrupted yet again.
"Where did you come from Kurt? What the hell? Are you wearing a thong? Lita asked, her face suddenly becoming a very pale shade of white. She honestly looked as if she was going to throw up.
"WHAT?!" Austin asked in shock, glancing down at Angle, and then looking back up at him, eyes wide. "Jackass!" He yelled with disgust and promptly gave Angle the finger and walked away sipping a beer. "ANYONE GOT A F'N BEER? WHAT?!"
"Um, ah, well, what's wrong with thongs? I find them quite nice, I mean, I . . . I get more air 'round my um, privates." Kurt said in a near whisper. This in turn grosses everyone out within a five mile radius and they all quickly scatter away from him.
"Wait a minute! You son of a bitch! THAT'S MY THONG YOU'RE WEARING!"
"Uh oh." Kurt whimpered as the angry red head advanced on him. Much to his dislike, Lita bitch slapped him with a great force leaving a large, bright red mark across his face. Angle who doesn't want any part of the Xtreme diva runs off in a flash. Of course this only angers Lita more, as she bolts up the beach after the crying Olympic gold medalist.
"Ewww, Kurt is like SO totally reeking of geekiness! His bald head is totally reflecting sunlight!" Edge laughed as his signature grin spread across his face.
"I know what a reekazoid! Oh Edge look at those full on scorch cakes over there!" Christian exclaimed, pointing to where most of the divas were sunbathing.
"Dude, what's up with that um, person with them? Its vacation, you're supposed to be happy! Come on let's go try to cheer um, it, up. Edge suggested, looking over at Jazz. The duo proceeded to cautiously walk over to, um IT.
"What the hell do you want?" Jazz asked in a gruff voice, looking incredibly peeved. The men gulped as Jazz glared up at them.
Christian leaned over and whispered into Edge's ear, "I'm scared of IT, I don't want to cheer IT up any more!"
Edge simply ignored his little brother and attempted to make conversation with the 'diva'. "Um, well we thought you looked kinda down so, we thought we would cheer you up." Edge forced a smile, and continued to ignore Christian who was near crying.
"Oh, you wanna cheer me up huh? Well here's what you can do to cheer me up!" Jazz yelled. In one swift movement she grabbed Christian gave him a hard low blow. She then attempted to do the same to Edge but he had already started to drag an injured Christian away.
"Hellllllllllllllooooo ladies!!!" Val Venis greeted, as he came up to them
soaking wet, with a towel wrapped around his waste.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" Torrie screamed, covering her eyes.
Stacy attempted to stick her head in sand the Ostrich on Animal Planet had done. She'd accidentally watched it; she had thought it was the new show for WWE, Afterburn when she saw monkey's rolling around hurting each other. New recruits she figured. "Damn this sand! I think I'm going blind!! Help!" Stacy exclaimed, as she struggled to squeeze her head in between the sand.
"I already did! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" Trish screamed as if in pain.
"Gee whiz no one should be subjected to this kind of torture! Somebody make it stop, please!" Molly begged, snapping her eyes shut tightly.
"Quick girls, let's hide behind that huge rock! I can't take another second of it!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Lita screamed, running off to hide behind the huge rock, the other divas not too far behind her.
"What? Where did all the ladies go?" Val Venis asked, looking around completely baffled.
"Um, Val, frankly, NOBODY, including the ladies wanna see you in a freaking towel! It's just gross!" Matt informed him, as Val's face became crestfallen and he slumped his shoulders.
"Well, I was just swimming so; I mean I need a towel!" Val explained, as Matt checked his watch looking bored.
"Matt would look so hot in just a towel!" Stacy yelled from behind the rock.
"Oh HELL YEAH!!" Torrie called, in total agreement.
"MATT'S SO SEXY!" Trish shouted, licking her lips.
"TAKE IT OFF MATT, TAKE IT ALL OFF!" Molly roared, waving a 100 dollar bill in the air.
"Matt's stripping?" Billy and Chuck asked simultaneously, popping out of nowhere. "Can anyone break a $100?" They asked, getting excited and also waving a hundred dollar bill in the air. A look of sheer terror flashed across Matt's face.
"WHAT!?! OH HELL NO! NO STRIPPING! SOMBODY GET ME A BEER, AND GET THESE SON BITCHES OUTTA HERE! WHAT?" Austin bellowed, giving Billy and Chucky the finger then leaving in search for more beer.
"I'm right here hear you know! I can freaking hear you, I'm not deaf! And no I'm not stripping! No one's putting any, and I mean any money down my pants."
"AW, DAMN! Come on let's go find Rico! He always thinks of a way to make us feel better!" Billy said, and they walked away hand in hand down the beach into the sun set. (A/N- Onthaedge487-Where the f*ck did that come from? LoL, we have sick minds people, sick minds.)
Behind the rock, Lita bitch slaps all four girls, which knocks out both Torrie and Stacy. "Don't you dare talk about Matt like that; he'll be mine soon enough! Oh, and Molly I thought you were supposed to be pure and wholesome! Pure and wholesome my ass!" Lita grumbled, looking down at all the girls who were on the ground in pain. She stomped off, passing Edge and Christian, nearly knocking Edge down.
"Whoa, someone's SO totally PMSing today!" Edge said after seeing what Lita had done to all the divas.
"AHHHH" Christian moaned loudly, still lying on the ground holding his crotch, not being able to speak.
"Matt, Matt! Come and look at the sand castle Hurricane and I made!" Jeff exclaimed bounced up and down in excitement. Matt followed as his brother led him to a sandy spot on the beach. Jeff looked down proudly, then back up at Matt expectantly.
"Wow, Jeff, it's um."
"Absolutely beautiful!" Hurricane chimed in, puffing chest out with pride. Matt gave him a sideways glance then looked back down at the 'sandcastle'.
"It took us forever to build, and we worked real hard on it!" Jeff beamed, down at the pile of sand which he and Hurricane called a sand castle.
"What in the blue hell is that?" Asked The Rock, looking down at the 'sand castle'.
"It's our sand castle! It's the greatest one I've ever seen if I don't say so myself! Hey, um I'm hungry! I want Skittles!" Jeff said, rubbing his rumbling tummy.
"Here Jeff, I got your Skittles right here, and don't eat them too fast like last time." Matt reprimanded handing Jeff a king-size bag of Skittles as he jumped up and down in pure delight.
"I won't, I promise!" Jeff promised, grabbing the Skittles and eating the entire bag in one gulp. "Cough, cough, gag, gag!"
"Damnit Jeff! Are you okay? You don't look so good. You're changing colors faster than you change your hair color!" Matt exclaimed, with concern evident in his voice, as he looked at Jeff with who was now hunched over, turning from color to color.
"Matty! I iz not feeling so good! I think I iz gonna." Jeff chokes out, then proceeds to puke all over The Rock and Y2J, who at the time was STILL on the ground laughing hysterically.
A/N- Good? Bad? What can we do to improve? Oh, and if you want to see any of the superstars doing anything then, just write it in your review *hint hint*, and we'll try to fit it in somewhere. So, um, read & review & you'll get more, & it might even be funny this time!
A/N 2- This has been rewritten & re-uploaded for an easier and a better read. Enjoy!