MEGA AUTHOR'S NOTE!!!
o.o;; Hello all. *stands on a soap box* I had no intentions of putting this up, as I was sure no one would understand it. But if you're familiar with Yahoo Groups and/or the club Fushigi Karaoke Party, you're well aware of Subaru-Jesus, the quick talking diety with a flair for the dramatic. FKP used to do a lot of parodies, this was one of them where my character, Subaru-Jesus, (Basically Subaru who was adopted by Hotohori who had ran and was elected for the position of God...) err it's pretty much self explanitory after that. In a nutshell, this is one of those parodies from the club. A Judge Judy spoof, not too long, mildy amusing and the plushes are Subaru-Jesus' minions. Sooo errr just make what you will of it. -_- this wasn' t my idea lol. Thank anyways! I do NOT own the Characters of Fushigi Yuugi, nor do I want them. In fact, I HATED the anime. They belong who whomever the hell sketched them! I don't even know that much! Yea... I really didn't like this anime! XD DC03!
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On with the show!!
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**Back when she was five, Subaru sniffed some
glue and became addicted to glue sniffing. She kicked
her habit at age 7 and decided to reach out to all the
addicted kids of the world by becoming a social worker.
When that didn't work she went to law school only to
drop out and attend DeVry where she wanted to become a
low-class judge like on the basic channels Judges that had
a *traumatic* childhood and have turned their lives
around to become some wise-ass smart remarking judge
with a chip on their shoulder and a stick up their
ass. Subaru-Jesus became Judge
Subaru
Subaru-Jesus: I wanted to make a difference for YOU *points at
the camera***
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Nuriko Plushie: Here ye! Here ye!
Court is now in session! The honorable Judge Subaru
will now enter! Stand up!
*All plushies stand*
Judge Subaru: *comes out
to Mystical's Shake Ya Ass* Sit down you disgusting
animals! This is my court!
*All plushies sit*
Judge Subaru: What's the first case Bailiff
Nuriko??
Nuriko Plushie: Chichiri wants to sue Mitsukake because
Tama peed on his tunic
Judge Subaru: Yea well I
once got addicted to sniffing glue and you don't see
me suing Elmers do you?!
Nuriko Plushie: No ma'am.
Judge Subaru: *glares at Mitsukake* Speak your peice,
guilty boy.
Mitsukake Plushie: Tama has been sick
lately and I tried to give him some medicine but it
makes his bladder work doubletime. Chichiri put his
tunic over Tama's litter box!!! It's HIS
fault!
Chichiri Plushie: Is not no da!
Judge Subaru: Who
said you can talk pee-sheet crybaby?!?!
Chichiri Plushie: You want the truth?
Mitsukake
Plushie: I want the truth!!!
Judge Subaru: YOU
CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!
Chichiri Plushie:
*sweatdrops* In any case, no da. Here's my side of the
story... I washed my tunic the night before and I placed
it on the towel rack to dry. Mitsukake got angry
because I put my tunic on his towel and so it was damp.
He said I would pay no da. So the next morning, I
found my tunic in Tama's litterbox! It had been peed on
no da!
*jury gasps*
Judge Subaru: I once sniffed glue and got addicted.
Chichiri Plushie: I know no da.
Mitsukake Plushie: I have
proof! Here! *holds up Tama's medicine* It says right
here, May lead to overactive bladder. *points to
Chichiri* You just put your stupid tunic in the wrong place
at the wrong time!
Judge Subaru: Can you get addicted to sniffing pee?
Nuriko Plushie: I don't think so Judge Subaru...
Judge Subaru: Well then
that settles it! *bangs the gavel on the errr gavel
thingy* Mitsukake you're guilty of posession of glue,
Nuriko you're guilty because I sniffed glue and Chichiri
you're guilty of peeing the bed last night and wetting
your little blankie over there. *points to Chichiri's
tunic. Case Closed. Nuriko! My music!*
Chichiri Plushie: NANI?!
Judge Subaru: *gets up and walks
out to Get your freak on*
Subaru-Jesus
o.o;; Hello all. *stands on a soap box* I had no intentions of putting this up, as I was sure no one would understand it. But if you're familiar with Yahoo Groups and/or the club Fushigi Karaoke Party, you're well aware of Subaru-Jesus, the quick talking diety with a flair for the dramatic. FKP used to do a lot of parodies, this was one of them where my character, Subaru-Jesus, (Basically Subaru who was adopted by Hotohori who had ran and was elected for the position of God...) err it's pretty much self explanitory after that. In a nutshell, this is one of those parodies from the club. A Judge Judy spoof, not too long, mildy amusing and the plushes are Subaru-Jesus' minions. Sooo errr just make what you will of it. -_- this wasn' t my idea lol. Thank anyways! I do NOT own the Characters of Fushigi Yuugi, nor do I want them. In fact, I HATED the anime. They belong who whomever the hell sketched them! I don't even know that much! Yea... I really didn't like this anime! XD DC03!
~~~~~~~~
On with the show!!
~~~~~~~~
**Back when she was five, Subaru sniffed some
glue and became addicted to glue sniffing. She kicked
her habit at age 7 and decided to reach out to all the
addicted kids of the world by becoming a social worker.
When that didn't work she went to law school only to
drop out and attend DeVry where she wanted to become a
low-class judge like on the basic channels Judges that had
a *traumatic* childhood and have turned their lives
around to become some wise-ass smart remarking judge
with a chip on their shoulder and a stick up their
ass. Subaru-Jesus became Judge
Subaru
Subaru-Jesus: I wanted to make a difference for YOU *points at
the camera***
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Nuriko Plushie: Here ye! Here ye!
Court is now in session! The honorable Judge Subaru
will now enter! Stand up!
*All plushies stand*
Judge Subaru: *comes out
to Mystical's Shake Ya Ass* Sit down you disgusting
animals! This is my court!
*All plushies sit*
Judge Subaru: What's the first case Bailiff
Nuriko??
Nuriko Plushie: Chichiri wants to sue Mitsukake because
Tama peed on his tunic
Judge Subaru: Yea well I
once got addicted to sniffing glue and you don't see
me suing Elmers do you?!
Nuriko Plushie: No ma'am.
Judge Subaru: *glares at Mitsukake* Speak your peice,
guilty boy.
Mitsukake Plushie: Tama has been sick
lately and I tried to give him some medicine but it
makes his bladder work doubletime. Chichiri put his
tunic over Tama's litter box!!! It's HIS
fault!
Chichiri Plushie: Is not no da!
Judge Subaru: Who
said you can talk pee-sheet crybaby?!?!
Chichiri Plushie: You want the truth?
Mitsukake
Plushie: I want the truth!!!
Judge Subaru: YOU
CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!
Chichiri Plushie:
*sweatdrops* In any case, no da. Here's my side of the
story... I washed my tunic the night before and I placed
it on the towel rack to dry. Mitsukake got angry
because I put my tunic on his towel and so it was damp.
He said I would pay no da. So the next morning, I
found my tunic in Tama's litterbox! It had been peed on
no da!
*jury gasps*
Judge Subaru: I once sniffed glue and got addicted.
Chichiri Plushie: I know no da.
Mitsukake Plushie: I have
proof! Here! *holds up Tama's medicine* It says right
here, May lead to overactive bladder. *points to
Chichiri* You just put your stupid tunic in the wrong place
at the wrong time!
Judge Subaru: Can you get addicted to sniffing pee?
Nuriko Plushie: I don't think so Judge Subaru...
Judge Subaru: Well then
that settles it! *bangs the gavel on the errr gavel
thingy* Mitsukake you're guilty of posession of glue,
Nuriko you're guilty because I sniffed glue and Chichiri
you're guilty of peeing the bed last night and wetting
your little blankie over there. *points to Chichiri's
tunic. Case Closed. Nuriko! My music!*
Chichiri Plushie: NANI?!
Judge Subaru: *gets up and walks
out to Get your freak on*
Subaru-Jesus