Kat: EGADS I don't own Dragonball.
Part 2. The landing
Prince Bijeta
I sat in my father's throne room listening to him and some pathetic excuse for a soldier discuss the war.
" Sire we need to attack they're smaller out post's first." He said. My father looked at him as if he had gone insane.
" What we need to do will not be decided by a mere third class soldier." My father said to him in an ice cold voice. My father was a good king and I was proud of him but I agreed with the soldier. I never would admit it though. The Sardek- jin army was strong and it had post's all over the universe. My father was just being pigheaded.
"Father, what are your plans for the war?" I asked just so that I could see what his idiotic plan was.
" I say that we attack they're inner core before anything." The king said." They will scatter and then we will wipe them out." I stood there shocked. How could my father, a veteran of countless wars have come up with such garbage. I was about to tell him so but some one interrupted me. I turned and glared at the new arrival.
" Sire Lord Toma is back my lord and he insists that you go down and see what he has brought home." The young messenger said. I turned to my father waiting for him to blast the arrogant young fool to the next dimension so I was shocked when he stood and started to walk out the door.
" Let's go then." He said. I followed in disbelief.
Kat
" These are the new slaves your highness." Toma said to the King. He had had us all line up outside so that the royalty could see us and get first pick. I stood there with my head down trying not to draw attention. I was scared out of my mind but damned if I was going to show it and give these loser's the enjoyment of watching me shake in my boots. But the king and apparently the prince weren't interested in us. As soon as they touched the ground they were discussing war with Toma.
Toma
I watched in disgust as The King and his hotheaded son landed. I knew I was in for a discussion about something but never did it cross my mind that it was about war. I eagerly jumped at the chance to talk about my favorite past time.
" ...and that is our situation at this time. What are your views Toma." The King said.
" Oh I agree totally with you sir. Attacking they're strongest point is a very good idea. but." I said." What if you were to destroy they're smaller weaker outpost' without them knowing it.Then when you destroy they're whole and they call for back up none will come because we will have killed it all." Prince Begeta looked bored with the conversation and I didn't blame him. His father was an idiot and needed to be replaced very soon. We continued to talk about the war and other essentially important things before we got to the subject of the slaves I had brought.
" The Planet is perfect my Lord." I said telling him about earth and its abundant food supply." And I brought back the strongest earthlings for you to look over my Lord." I led him to the first line of slaves where kat was. The King and Prince Begeta examined them one by one until they reached Kat. Then they stopped and examined her alittle more closely then the others.
" This one looks weak." They said. I saw Kat stiffen.
" Maybe that will be good for the kitchens." I told them.
" Yessss." King Vegeta said then he moved on to the next slave. i walked behind till I reached Kat again except now I was behind her. I smirked and pinched her butt. She nearly squealed and let me tell you I was amazed at her ability to keep quiet. I snorted and both the King and the Prince looked a me as if I were crazy. And maybe I was. What was I doing pinching a slaves butt. But then I saw the look on her face and I immediately knew that the reason I had pinched her butt was for the looks and the growls. They amuse me some how. I smirked at her then walked towards the King who had since moved on.
Kat
I watched him slowly walk away. I don't know what came over me but I just had to do this. I pinched his butt before he got to far away. He stopped immediately and turned around and glared at me. I made a perfect little o with my mouth and gave him a thumbs up.
" Nice rear." I whispered. His eyes widened and he stared at me for a long time before he finally turned and walked away but before he reached the King he turned again and mouthed.
" This means war." My face paled. Shit what had I gotten myself into this time. If only I knew.
When the king had finished with all the slaves we were led to a small building designed for slaves by slaves. I was told to find myself a bunk before they were all taken and at first I didn't understand what that meant. That night I had to sleep on the floor.
" Wake up you lazy leaches." Some one yelled at about two that morning. I sat up quickly and blinked my eyes a couple of times to a just to the new lighting.
" You start your work today." The saiyan said.
" Um.." I said raising my hand. He looked at me as if he were going to kill me.
" What?" He yelled. I looked at the floor.
" What work are we suppose to do?" I asked quietly.
"Well you'll figure that out when you get out there won't you." He said rudely shoving me out the door. I fell and landed hard on my knee's scrapping them up pretty bad. I stood and started to limp away but a strange shadow fell over me causing me to look up. I cringed.
" What do you want?" I asked tiredly. Toma just sneered contemptuously.
" Come with me." Was all he said to me. To tired to care about anything I followed him without complaint. Until that is we had walked what had to be twenty miles and he still wasn't stopping.
" Can I please take a break?" I asked him stopping." Unlike you oh great and glorious Toma I cannot walk as far or as long as you." I said this as sincerely as I could hopping that my flattery would make him decide to break. Wrong. He just sneered and kept walking. After about an hour or so I couldn't take any more so I dropped to the ground and refused to move another step.
Toma
I was walking peacefully thinking about the huge meal that I had waiting for me at home when I heard a plop behind me. I turned and saw that Kat had dropped and wasn't moving at all. I growled and walked over to her.
" What are you doing?" I demanded.
" I'm tired and I refuse to move another inch." She said crossing her arms and looking away from me. I growled and picked her up. She squealed and struggled for a moment then she quieted down and just sat there fuming.
" Why are you doing this?" She finally asked. I didn't answer I just kept walking straight ahead. I guess she figured it out that I was ignoring her so she just kept quiet. After a while she relaxed and I figured that she had finally excepted her fate but when I looked down to see her expression I saw that she was asleep. Her facial features soft and peacefull. She looked like an angel. I snorted. I hated angels. They're frilly white outfits they're harps they're happy nature. Blah, I hated it all.
Finally I reached my home at about dusk. I could smell the food a mile away and my stomach was growling louder than an ocean. I was surprised that it didn't wake up Kat but I guess that she was pretty tired. I hurried to my home trying hard not to dump Kat on the ground and sprint the rest of the way. But finally I reached my place and I had only enough strength to place her quietly in an unused bed before I ran into the kitchen my mouth watering.
Kat
I woke up and saw that it was still dark out side. I stretched and sat up. Where was the bathroom in this stupid place. I looked about the room and noticed two other people in the room with me. I stood and tried to be quiet while I searched for the bathroom but this was new territory to me so I tripped over everything imaginable making as much noise as I possibly could. Finally I reached the other side of the room, which just so happened to be the only place in the whole room with a door, and turned to look and see if I had woken any body up. Apparently not because no one stirred. I walked into the main house and began looking for a bathroom. I couldn't find one and soon I became desperate. I danced about the house trying very hard not to do anything ambarrasing when suddenly I ran into the last person that I wanted to see me at that point.
Toma
I woke up earlier than usual hearing a strange noise come from the living room. I stood and walked into the small den. I heard some swearing and some thunks as whoever it was hit things sitting in my house. I stepped a little farther out and almost immediately someone slammed into me. I looked down and saw Kat.
" So your the reason for all the noise." I said irritated." What are you doing up?" I couldn't see the blush that had crept over her cheeks but I knew that it had to be there when I realized a few moments later what she wanted.
" I'm sorry." She said then she sounded as if she wanted to say something else but she hesitated.
" Well what is it?" I was nearly yelling now.
"Would you please tell me where the bathrooms are?" She asked in desperation. I threw my head back and laughed.
" Please?" She cried." You can laugh at me later would you please tell me where that bathrooms are. I really have to go." I stopped laughing long enough to point and give her directions. She hurried off and I resumed laughing.
Kat
When I had finished my buissness I left the bathroom and went in search of something to do. I noticed that the sky was turning grey. Dawn. Blahh. I was up to early. i was about to go to bed but Toma walked in not wearing a shirt and glistening. I stared at him for quite some time before he finally noticed that I was there.
" What do you want onna?" He asked then he smirked." It can't be the bathroom again can it?" I sneered at him then headed for my new bed.
" Where are you going?" He asked. I flipped him off. And suddenly I was up against a wall. Man I was getting pretty familiar with the walls on Vegeta-sie.
" I asked you a question." He hissed." And what's with the finger thing?" I stared up at him scarred shitless but dammed if I was going to show it.
" It's a Hawaiian good luck charm." I told him smiling a little.
" You're lying." He said pushing me back into the wall even further. My eyes widened a little and he smiled evilly.
" Are you scared of me?" He said. Oh yeah. Like he cared. " Are you scared whenever you lay eyes on me aren't you." He had brought one of his hands up from my arm to my neck and stared caressing my neck. He was freaking me out.
" You want to run and hide right now don't you?" He said looking at his hand, which had now found it's way to my lower cheek." Do you know what I could do to you right now?" He waited for a moment then he continued." Anything I want to. Now lets think. What do I want to do to you first?" He stepped away to think for a moment and that was all the incentive I needed I bolted for the door. He apparently wasn't expecting that so I got away. Thank God. I was about to do something embarrassing on his carpet.
Toma
I watched Kat run away and felt a little bad. But that was just because I had let her get away. Damn. And I was having fun too. Then it hit me. She hadn't answered a single question. I admit that some of the questions were just so I could see the look on her face but still. I mean come on. I set down a simple rule and she goes and breaks it immediately. I went to the kitchen to see about some food.
I walked out of the kitchen with some meat stuck between two pieces of bread and went outside to watch the sunrise. 'Damn.' I thought as I finished my snack.' Now I have to go make another one.' But suddenly I thought of something. That girl was out here somewhere and all I had to do was find the little b%$#@ and bring her back to make me more food. I smiled at my genius and flew off in search of her.
After searching for about ten minutes I saw her still running. 'Hmm.' I thought.' She has stamina.' I watched her run for awhile then I flew down to her.
Kat
I ran until I couldn't run anymore and that was pretty much about the time that he found me. I dropped to my knees and panted like a dog except without the tongue thingy. Then he was suddenly there. From out no where. He landed behind me with a thump and that's how I know that he was there. I turned and saw him then I stood and tried to run some more but my legs just wouldn't hold me up any more. I fell to the ground and began to whimper.
" Please just leave me alone." I cried the tears finally falling." Please." I whispered then I curled up in a little ball. Maybe to make it easier for him to kill me or maybe in the hopes that he wouldn't see me I don't know.
" Stupid onna." He said walking up to me." I just want you to make me some food." He bent over and poked me.
" Are you dead onna?" He asked poking me again." Should I burry you?" I sat up and wiped the tears from my face.
" Okay fine I'm awake and alive." I told him rudely." And fine I will make you 'food. But if you ever touch me again I'll make your life a living hell." I told him then I stood and started to walk back but he grabbed me.
" What are you doing?" I screamed.
" It is much faster to fly then to walk and I'm hungry." He told me then he took off. I just crossed my arms and settled in for the ride.
Toma
Kat was in the kitchen for a long time fixing me food. I got impatient fast.
" Onna!!" I shouted." Where's my food?" I was sitting in my living room staring at the wall.
" Okay here it is." She said coming in from the kitchen. She thrust a plate at me and as soon as I touched it she let go, nearly dropping it on me in the effort not to touch me. I growled at her and looked at the meal. It was the weirdest thing that I had ever seen in my life. On two slices of bread was meat and cheese and some other things that I would never put on bread.
" What the hell is this garbage?" I said looking at her.
" Fine if you don't want it then you don't have to eat it." She said making a movie like she was going to take my food from me. I grabbed her wrist and twisted it.
" Don't ever come between me and my food." I growled then I let her go and picked up whatever it was. Kat watched me eat the contraption.
" What is it?" I asked trying not to show that I liked it allot.
" It's a sandwich." She told me. I stared at her for more information. She sighed in annoyance." On 'earth' people put things between two pieces of bread and called them sandwiches. That isn't my best creation because you don't have allot to work with but it'll do." she finished. I nodded my head in acceptance. That was a suitable answer. I finished the 'sandwich ' quickly and handed her back the plate.
Kat
I watched Toma eat the sandwich with a smirk that, thank GOD, I easily concealed from him. He liked it huh? I some how got a small thrill from the fact that he liked my cooking. He handed me back the plate and I looked at him in disgust. The man couldn't even take his own plate to the kitchen. He stood and left not seeing the dirty look I sent his back.
"Lazy son of a b$#@%." I said to myelf. I heard him snort so I figured he had heard me but I didn't care as long as he left me alone he could snort all he want.
The two other servants woke up and entered the kitchen at about the time that Toma and me got back. I walked into the kitchen and saw them. I smiled and then went about my work. Then I took Toma his food and both of the others gave me looks of respect and nods but none of them spoke to me. After he had eaten and gone out to train I went back into the kitchen to make my own breakfast and found the others had already gone about they're work. I fixed my food and sat down to eat it but before I got two bites in Toma came in and grabbed my food from me and stuck it in his mouth.
" HEY!! YOU JERK!!! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?"I yelled staring at my food sliding down his throat. He just smirked and walked into his room and slammed the door.
Toma
I walked into my room and slammed the door enjoying the sound. 'Triumphant again.' I thought to myself as I walked into my bathroom to bathe. For some reason I hadn't trained at all that morning I just couldn't concentrate so I decided that I would visit the palace today.
As I sat under the strong shower of water washed over me I thought about Kat and the look on her face when I ate her meal. She looked so...shocked. I suddenly decided that I wanted to take her with me to the palace. I stood and turned off the water and stepped out then I went to tell Kat to get ready.
Kat
I was doing the dishes when he came back from doing whatever and at first I didn't notice any thing was different then I turned towards him slightly and saw what I cannot repeat.
" Oh my GOD!!" I cried covering my eyes." My virgin eyes!!!" I fell to the floor writhing in agony. Heeee wassss nakkeedd. He looked down at himself and looked confused.
" What?" He asked. I stumbled to my feet and grabbed the dish towel I was using and, with my eyes tightly shut, I handed it to him.
" Please cover yourself." I whined. He took the cloth and for amoment I peeked to see if he had done what I had asked but noooo he ahd taken the cloth and thrown it over his shoulder. I gasped and shut my eyes tightly again.
"Geeze." I said turning back to the sink.
" Do you have a problem with my body onna?" He aske sarcasticaly. I simply nodded." Well get over it." He said angrily." We're going to the palace today so get ready." He said then I heard his bare feet walk back to his room. I ket out my breath and slowly opened my eyes.
" Oh my GOD." I breathed." That was a life threatening experience." Then I went to clean my ONE outfit.
Bejita
I walked through the halls of the palace consulting with the general about the war when they showed up. I walked past a window and only glanced out but I saw them anyways. They were flying towards the palace at a fast rate of speed and at first I thought that it was just one huge person but then I noticed that it was two when the second one fell from the first. I laughed at the sight of one little dot fall and the other dive after. The one figure caught the other and they continued they're flight. They landed at the gates and demanded entry. I admitted them and showed them to the main hall. It was Toma and a servant girl. I looked her over and saw that she was the one that me and my father had thought so weak. ' No wonder she fell.' I thought.
" Lord Toma if you would like to wonder the grounds I think that you will find it changed since the last time you were here." I told him looking the girl up and down again. She just sneered at me and crossed her arms. Me not tolerating any kind of disrespect rushed at her and pinned her up against a wall.
" You little b%$#@." I said to her through clenched teeth.
"Oh my GOD the wall again? Can't you shove me up against a window or something? I Mean come on. This is getting so old." She said rolling her eyes. I stared at her in shock for a moment then I shoved her harder against the wall. I growled and slowly put my face up against hers. A hand grbbed my arm and I turned to look. Toma was looking at me hard and told me with his eyes to let her go. I slowly released her realising that he liked her. I grunted in disgust and dropped her to the floor and walked away mumbling.
Toma
We walked in silence for along studying the new halls and gardens. We walked for hours before either of us started to talk.
" Why did you save me?" She asked. She still had her arms crossed and she had a depressed expression on her face. I looked at her and thought for a moment.
" You make good food." I said as if I didn't realy care. She looked at me strangly for a moment then she turned to a tapestry on the wall.
" Nice painting." She said. I looked at it.
" Yeah." I replied then we turned and moved on to the next. Suddenly a black ball flew at us at a high rate of speed and slammed into Kat knocking her to the ground.
" Ouch." She said then she looked at the writhing thing in her lap." What the.." Looking at the child in her lap. It stood up and shook it's air out.
" Hi Lord Toma." It squeaked.
"VEGGIE!!!!" A rather familiar voice screamed.
" Uh oh gotta go." The little boy said then he flew off again.
" Who was that?" Kat asked me.
" That was the youngest member of the royol family, prince Veggie." I said. Kat burst into laughter. I stared at her in confusion. she was the weirdest thing that I would ever meet. Suddenly Bijeta ran up sopping wet.
" Wher is the little brat?" He asked seething then he looked at Kat who had fallen to the ground she was laughing so hard.
" I haven't seen him." I told the furious heir. He just looked at me like he was going to kill me then he ran off.
Kat
Toma was called to the king and I decided it was in my best interest to not sit in on this so I told Toma to have a good meeting then I ran off to the gardens. I'm sure that Toma thought that I was a cowered but I didn't care. He could think whatever he wanted. As long as he left me alone that was all that mattered.
I walked through one of the gardens that Toma and I had walked through earlier and thougt about my life now. 'So much for the advneture thing.' I thought. This was not what I had wanted. I found a park bench and sat down to enjoy the harsh sun. A breeze flaoted by and I closed my eyes in pure extasy. 'Hmmm. If only some like Mirai Trunks to share it with.' I thought of my favorite character from the show back on earth. Then I thought about my favorite chair that I sat in when I watched the show. Then I thought about vegetable beef soup and tears came to my eyes. I would never be able to eat vegetable beef soup again.
" What'cha cryin' 'bout?" A small and familiar voice said below me. I looked down and saw the kid that had run into me earlier.
" Oh nothing." I told him wipping my eyes." I was just thinking about home." I looked at the clouds in some strange direction.
" Where's home??" The little kid asked sticking his whole hand in his mouth. I stared at him in amazement.
" Earth." I said hastily.
" Oh." He said over his hand, then he took his hand out of his mouth and looked at me for a long time strangly. It started to bug me really bad and finlly I couldn't take it any more.
" What?" I creid looking at him. He flew back at my unexpected outburst.
" I was just staring at you." He cried. i felt kinda bad.
" Well...... I'm sorry I yelled at you it just buggs me when people stare at me for no reason." I told him. he smiled at me.
" Do you want to play?" He asked hopefully. I smiled evily.
Toma
The King and I walked through the halls speaking of private matters. I told the king that to bring the war here to Vegeta-sie was a mistake. But he refused to listen to me on that point.
" But what about the people sir?" I asked. "If you bring the war here what are the people going to do. We may be the strongest race in the universe but if you bring the war here it will destroy the planet." I pleaded with him but to no avail. He held strong to the idea of bringing the war to Vegeta-sie. We walked down one of the less traversed corridors os the palace and I continued to plead but when I heard a strange snap I stopped and listened carefully. WHAM. I was on the ground before I knew what hit me.
" Toma?" the King sid bending over me." Are you all right?" He asked . I nodded and stood. WHAM. Another thing hit me with more force then the first. I pulled myself from the wall and turned, my eyes on fire.
" WHO THE HELL DID THAT?!!!!!" I screamed. I heard a snicker behind the wall. I punched through it and grabbed whoever it was behind it. I pulled them through the wall and heard a gasp of pain. A saiyan wouldn't have been hurt by this small act so I knew who it was imediatly.
" KAT!!" I screamed. I heard a muffled reply behind the wall.
" What?" I yelled.
"GET ME OUT OF THE WALL!!" She screamed. I pulled her through and pushed her to the floor.
" What the hell were you thinking?" I yelled. She blanched.
" Um........" She Said.
" Daddy!!" Veggie squealed and flew through the hole in the wall and rammed into the King.
" Veggie?" The king said." Did you do this?" He asked. veggie smiled and nodded." I'm so proud of you son." He said then he picked up his son and looked at Kat.
" Punish her." He said then he walked away.
" What a jerk." She said when he had turned the corner. I stared at her in horror.
" You do not speak of the king that way." I told her picking her up.
" Woh! Where are we going?" She sked. I clenched my teeth. Were all humans this stupid.
" We're going home before you can cause any more damage." I told her then I flew out of the window.
On the way home Kat turned in my arms and looked me right in the eye. It unevered me really bad.
" Guess what?" She suddenly burst out. I stared at her not really caring." I love captain brad." When she had finished her little outburst she turned back around and was silent for the rest of the trip.
Kat
I had no idea why I told Toma that I liked a recess character but I did. I guess I just started to think about home again and I thought about the cartoons that I missed. And let me tell you. I would never miss Dragonball again. But I would miss recess, and yu-gi-oh, and digimon, and metabots, andescaflowne, and gundam wing, and X-men evolution...... I think that's it. Yeah.
Anyway. When we got back to the house we landed and I imediatly jumped from his arms and ran ino the house to see what needed to be done. The other servants already had dinner done and the house was clean.
I entered the servants quarters to see if they were there. No one. I ran back through the house in search of Toma but he too seemed to have disapeared.
" Well they couldn't all have gone to the arby's raost beef sale." I said to myself as I stood in the living room. Suddenly someone pinched my rear.
" woh." I cried turning to see what the hell had just done that. Nothing.
" This is not funny." I said turning. Again some one pinched me. I stared around the room looking for the culprit.
" Okay that's it." I said then I walked over to the couch and sat down. "You want to pinch me again then you r going to have to force me off this couch and I'm tellin' ya it ain't gonna be easy." I sat there for at least twenty minuts whent the other servants came back. They had a bunch of bags and looked as if they had walked to the city and back. I jumped up and ran to them.
" Where's Toma?" I asked them. They just stared at me as if I were crazy. Some one pinched me again. I spun around and saw that Toma was casualy walking away. My eyes narrowed and I swore to myself right there that vengeance would be mine.
Over the next few days I acted as if nothing ahd ever happened and Toma fell for it. Good. My plan was working very well. I had been given the duty of laundry and took my job very seriously seeing as I wanted to live and see the next day. And my plan required that I be trusted with the clothes of Mr. High and Mighty. I was going to get him back for al the torment he ahd caused me. Finally my chance came. He had sat in something that I don't even want to imagine. Maybe it was a poodle. He gave me his pants and told me to have them clean by the next day.
" Only if you give me my necklace back." I told him. He snorted and went the other direction. I had tried continualy to get my necklace back but the response was alway the same. i took his pant and went to my bed. I washed the article and wa waiting for them to dry while I perfect my plan. I pulled a spring from my bed and twisted it into the desired position. The bed springs on Vegeta-sie were diferent. Smaller and easier to change. I would need this in my persuit for justice. When his pants had dried I put the finished project in them and sewed it in place. Then I went and returned them. I couldn't wait to see his face the next day.
Toma
I woke early and dressed quickly then I went out to fix myself a 'sandwich.' I had perfected the 'sandwich' and now it was a dream meal. Anything that you wanted you just shoved between two peices f bread and voila. Sandwich a la king. I sat down at the atble and was about to take a bite when some one pinched my butt. I stood quickly and looked about the room. No one. I cautiously sat back down. PINCH.
" Damn it." I yelled standing again. Only one person was evil enouh to do that to me twice. I stalked to the servants quarters. I slammed the door open and rushed to 'her' bed side. I picked her up and brought her to eye leval with me. of course by now I thought that she would be awake. But alas. She remained asleep even when I jerked her up from the bed.
" Wake up."I yelled shaking her a little. She slowly opened hr eyes and looked at me.
"Whatt?" She asked sleepily.
" Oh don't you give me that." I told her." How long have you been awake?" I asked her. She looked at me as if I were crazy.
" Thanks to you. For the last two minutes." She told me. I stared at her hard for a moment then I dragged her out of the room. When we reached the kitchen again I sat her down at the chair opposit me. I watched her and then went back to my end of the table. PINCH. Damn it. What the hell was going on? I stared at her and saw a brief smirk on her face but she quickly wiped it off.
" What the hell did you to me?" I asked reaching over and dragging her across the table. She just smirked and said.
" What you didn't see the little gnome that ran in here and pinch you?" I stared at her in astonishment.
" What the hell is a gnome?" I said shoving her back into her seat.
" Oh they're very mysterious creatures gnomes." she said crossing her arms." They like to hide your car keys and your remote controls...." she continued on listing several more thing that I had no idea what they were. Some where in the proces I sat down again and this time nothing happened. Until that is I moved a little to the left.PINCH. i yelped and stood up.
" Oh my gosh do you know what this means?" She said putting a hand over her mouth." A gnome got on your ship and came with us." I stared at her in disbeleif. Then sudenly I leaned foward and stared her down.
" When i find this gnome I'm going to toture it until it tells me what the hell you have to do with all of this and then...your going to pay." I started to walk away but aparently Kat couldn't hold it in any more.
" Toma.......wait....." she said between chuckles." Come here." I sat back down and was imediatly on my feet again. Kat by this time was rolling on the floor in laughter. She calmed down rather quickly and stood up.
" I wanted to tell you that gnomes like to hide in really obvious places okay." She said and for some strange reason i believed her. I have no idea why but I did. What a mistake.
Kat
I can't believe he beleived me. I had the best three days of my life. Toma walked around the house and every time he walked by the widow he would pull the window covering thing away really fast to see if the gnome was back there and every time he sat down he would squeak because of the 'gnome'. I laughed more in those three day s then in my entire life. Yes. Three days. It took him three days to figure out something fishy was going on. And he wore the same pants for three days straight. Which kinda grossed me out but oh well. What I also couldn't beleive was that he didn't feal anything in his pants. I'm sur e that a spring is very uncomfortable but he didn't seem to mind. I walked around the house singing 'Girls just wanna have fun.' But all fun must come to an end.
On the fourth day I woke up and went about my usualy morning duties which started with breakfast. I walked into the kitchen and saw toma sitting in his usual spot looking strangely annoyed. I snickered. Maybe last night the slept in his pants and didn't sleep to well. I went to the counter and opened a cubbard.
" What the hell were you thinking?" He asked. I turned slowly and for the first time I saw the spring on the table. 'Shit.' I leaned against the counter and stared at him.
" Did you find the gnome?" I asked him trying to sound calm.
" Don't play like you don't know." He shouted getting up from the table. i noticed that his pants had a huge hole in the back. I started to laugh. He ahd ripped the spring out.
" What the hell is so funny?" He asked. I couldn't answer I only pointed. He looked at the back of his pants and then he started to laugh. Suddenly I was up...can you guess.... that's right. The wall. And he wasn't laughing. I stopped and looked at him for a moment then I started to laugh again. I apparently confused him because he dropped me and backed up.
" I'm sorry." I breathed. I laughed for amoment then I looked at him." I couldn't help my self." Laugh laugh." And you r the one who declared war." Laugh laugh.
" I did didn't I?" He said more as a statement then a question." Wll you should no better then to wage war on me. You should have surrendered imediatly." I laughed some more
" I'm sorry but I didn't know that was an option." laugh laugh. I couldn't stop laughing. I just thought that the whole pants thing was hysterical. Maybe because he wore pink undies or maybe that he had been stupid enough to rip his pants and have me fix them again.
"Baka onna." He said then he left the kitchen.
Toma
I did have Kat fix my pants but I sat and watched her the entire time. Staring over her shoulder and breathing down her neck trying to be as anoyying as possible.
" Would you cut it out." She finally exclaimed throwing the pants down and standing to face me." If you want me to fix your stupid pants then your going to have to give me a little space." She put her hands on her hips. I smirked at her just stood there staring at her. She sat back down and started to sew again. And I, of course, breathed down her neck again. She poked me hard with the needle. I grimaced and rubbed the offending spot with one hand. 'Damn that onna.' I thought as she started to hum. 'Damn that song too. Damn everything about her.' I was pissed. No one poked me with a needle.
" Ow." Kat said quietly under her breath. I looked over her shoulder to see what the problem was. She had poked herself with the needle. I smirked and went to sit down. 'Serves you right.' I thought as I watched her suck on her thumb.
" What's wrong with your thumb?" I asked after about two minutes.
" I poked it you moron." she said with a sneer. I sneered right back.
" Get busy." I growled. She just looked at me with an exasperated look on her face then, to my utter amazement, she threw my pants on the floor and stood to leave.
" What do you think you are doing?" I said standing in front of her so she couldn't leave.
" It's lunch time duhhhh." She said as if I were stupid. I would show her.
" To bad." I told her." You finish with my pants and then maybe I'll consider letting you have something to eat. But not until then." She looked at me in horror.
" You barbarien." She said sounding truly horrified." But I can't live without food. What will I do?" she said the last part with a strange accent so I knew she was being sarcastic. I growled and threw her back onto her bed.
Kat
Before I knew what hit me I was flying back through the air. I landed on my bed with a plop and had all the air knocked out of me.
" Damn you creten." I yelled in a strange british accent without looking at him." You can take my food. You can take my planet. BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY FREEDOM!!!" I yelled sounding as much like Mel gibson as possible. I heard the door slam and lock. I laughed. Maybe he thought that I had cabin fever again. And then again maybe I did. Mwahahahaha.
" Well maybe now I'll have some peice and quiet." I said to myself as I picked up his pants and resumed sewing.
Toma
I looked at her in horror as she started to sound exctly like she did on the ship when she was crazy. I spun around and quickly shut and locked the door. There was no way I was going to go throught that again. I didn't want many more of my shirts ruined because of that woman. Then I realised something. SHE HAD MY PANTS. I cringed and thought that maybe I should burn them when I got them back. I started to walk calmly away but I heard her talking to herself so I stayed.
" .......piece and quiet." I heard her say then I heard soem scratching around and then she started to hum and then she started to sing. I pressed my ear up against the door to listen.
" It's a beautifull day in the neighborhood. Would you be my could you be my. Neighbor." She apparently finished the song because she stopped singing. I heard some more scratching and then silence. BANG.
Something hit the door right where my ear was.
" DAMN IT!"I yelled and moved away from the door. I heard Kat's laughter through the door and I frowned. So that's how she wanted to play. Well I had some dirty tricks up my sleeve too. I walked away to prepare her a little snack.
Kat
I finished his pants and stood and stretched then I walked over to the door and knocked.
" Hello? I'm done." I called. I listened at the door to see if he was coming. Strangely enough he was and he opened the door and let me out without a fight. I looked at his back strangly then I cautiously followed him into the kitchen. Sitting on the table was a huge meal. I looked at him suspiciously the I sat down and stared at the food.
" Are you going to eat it?" Toma asked quietly from his place at the kitchen counter. I looked atr him then at the food then back at him.
" No." I said simply after a while. He looked at me as if hurt then he turned back to whatever he was doing at the counter.
Toma
'Damn.'
Kat
I stared at him long and hard before I finally decided that i would search the food for explosives poison and other harmful things of distruction. After a minute of poking and prodding i decided that it was worthy of my taste buds and i shoved a piece of fruit in my mouth.
" With GOD as my witness I'll never go hungry again." I said trying to sound like Scarlet O'hara from 'Gone with the Wind.' Toma turned and stared at me then he slowly back away.
" What's your problem?" I asked. He just stare at me harder for a moment then he turned back to his shenanegans. I smiled and stood and walked over to him.
" What's the matter? Can't figur a poor girl out?" I said like Ma kettle. " Or am I just so tempting that you can barely live?" I said. His back went rigid and I coiuld see the red slowly creeping up his neck. I laughed.
" Got you." I said tauntingly as I went back to my food. He sputtered around for aminute like an old man then he finally turned to me.
" You are the worst mistake that Ihave ever made." He stated simply. My eyes filled with fake tears and I gave him the best hurt look I could muster.
" You don't like me?" I asked trying to sound like a juvenile." I'm sorry that I haven't been the best little girl for you. I'll try harder." I fake cried. I flung myself at his feet and pretended to wail.
Toma
I watched as Kat threw herself at my feet. I was shocked. She should have been devastated by my comment but she wasn't and it bugged me no end.
" Woman. If you don't take you r sniveling self off of me right now then I 'm going to make you regret ever being born." I threatened. She snickered and stood up then she walked out of the room grabbing a piece of fruit on the way.
" Your my favorite mistake." She sang as she left. I watched her go until she turned the corner then I smiled evily. She wouldn't be enjoying that food for long.
After I cleaned up the spiked food I went to check on the young rebel. I walked into her room and saw her sitting on the floor rocking back and forth.
" Kat?" I asked. She turned over dramaticly.
" What?" she asked. I saw that her eyes were glazed ovr and that she was acting a little more drunk then usual.
" How are you feeling?" I asked smugly.
" Sexy." She said sexily eying me with interest.
"What the hell are you doing?" I demanded. This is not what I expected. She stood up and started to walk over to me slowly trying to swing her hips sexily but was failling miserably.
" Tell me 'Toma'." She said putting emphasise on my name." do you think I'm sexy?" I felt the color rise under my collar.
"Um...uh..." I stuttered. 'Damn this female.' I thought. She smiled.
"You think I'm gorgeous. You want to kiss me. You want to marry me." She sang. That woman knew to many songs. She got really close and shoved her face into mine and looked as if she were about to kiss me but suddenly she pitched forward and landed on her face on the floor. I had moved back as soon as she fell so that she wouldn't land on me.
She lay on the floor drooling. I stared at her for a moment then I went to pick her up but he turned quickly in her sleep and spout out.
" Oh Toma no." Then she calmed down and I picked her up and put her in her bed. That day I vowed never to get her drunk again.
Kat
I woke up and was imediatly attacked with a head ache. A bad head ache. An evil head ache. I was going to kill me a sayain. I sat up and grunted.
" I'm okay I'm okay." I told myself as the head ache slowly went back into hibernation. I stood up and walked around the room trying to steady my shaky legs. I opened the door and slowly went in search of something to drink. Preferably water. I went into the kitchen and grabbed a glass out of the cubbard the I went to the faucet and turned it on cold.
" I see your awake." I heard 'Him' say behind me. I squeazed the glass so hard it cracked.
" Yeah I'm awake." I said through clenched teeth. " No thanks to you." I heard Toma walk into the kitchen and sit down.
" Bring me my food." He demanded. I turned on him.
" WHAT?" I screamed." YOU THINK THAT AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO ME THAT I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU DINNER? WHATEVER." I threw the glass at him and then I ran out of the room.
" Woman." Toma said grabbing my arm before I got to far." Get back here and make me dinner." I calmly walked in and pulled the left overs out of the ice box/frdgy thingy and plopped them on the table in front of him. He stared at them in disgust then he looked at me.
" I refuse to eat that." He said crossing his arms.
" Oh you refuse to eat it but what I had on the ship was all you people ever feed me so I was stuck with it and now guess what? It's pay back for all the helpless poodles you killed." I said to him. He stared at me for a moment then he picked up his meal and started to leave the kitchen. He stopped in the door and turned his head slightly so that he could see me.
" Is that what those annoying little thing s were back on your planet?" He asked. I shrieked. They were actual poodles. I threw another glass at him but he had ducked out of the kitchen just in time.
I cleaned up the broken glass and then I went to bed. The next morning when I woke up Toma was gone.