Love Hina
The Waves of Love
By: Belldandy'sKeiichi
Note: [any text in here is a thought text]
Author's Time: Took me long enough to type this up huh? Well since I'm back studying my ass off, I won't be able to type up new chapters 'til the weekend. Thanks for all the people that send their votes. Ok, on with the show!
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"I told you that wasn't a good idea!" Naru said, running for her life with Keitaro and Mutsumi. "What do you mean? Hey! The entrance to the boat!" Keitaro, pointing to the entrance dock. They all made it inside, sitting down, gasping for breath. "What I mean is lying to the taxi driver, throwing a pillow mint at him, and running the rest of the way, isn't a good idea!" Naru yelled at him. "Don't yell at me! It wasn't my bright idea!" He screamed back. They both turned to Mutsumi. "Is there a problem?" "It doesn't matter anymore, we escaped, and we are in the boat…nothing can go wrong now…" Naru trying to relax. "O, there you guys are!" Seta suddenly in front of them. "S-Seta! Who the hell are you here if you left the beach last!?" "Hmm…" He thought, rubbing his chin. "…I don't know." They all fell over. "Naru! What are you doing here?" Naru looked around to see where the voice came from. "Who said that?" Mei, suddenly came from behind Seta. "Mei! How did you get on…Why are you…" Then, the rest of the Narusegawa family appeared. Naru started waving her index finger, pointing to each and every one of them. "Geez Seta, how many people are you hiding?" Keitaro asked. "Are you a magician!?" Mutsumi also asked him, clapping her hands. "WHY are they here Seta!" Naru yelled at him. "Well about that, you see, I need to ask you two for a favor…"
Day 6: The embarrassing but fun, play of love.
Keitaro was walking down the hallway to the theater. [Well, I can't believe I'm doing this…and who would have thought that I was going to be picked to play this part…You know, now that I think about it…how DID I get to play this part?!]
~Flash Back~
"So let me get this straight," Keitaro speaking to Seta. "You want me, Naru, and Mutsumi help you put on a play in the theater?" "Don't worry, it'll be fun! Plus I manage to pull so strings!" Seta tried to convince them. "What kind of stings did you pull?" "Well, if you happen to mess up badly, then the whole cast will try their best to work around it…" "What kind of sting pulling is that!" Keitaro wanted to know. "You still didn't answer my question on WHY my family is here!" Seta rubbed his chin. "Well you see, your parents came to see the play, and since they are on vacation, they decided to stay on the ship for the last day back to the main island." "And what kind of play is it?" Naru asked. "Why, Romeo and Juliet of course! If it makes you feel any better, I'll even join. We will all draw straws to see what we play. It's not like Keitaro is going to be Romeo and your going to be Juliet… I mean, I myself might be Romeo…" "I'll join…" Naru instantly volunteering. "Well that figures…" Keitaro said, "...what about you Mutsumi? You in?" "I wonder if I'll play Juliet…what is the play "Romeo and Juliet" by the way?" They all fell over. "You've got to be kidding me!" "Your telling me you don't know the play "Romeo and Juliet!" Naru asked her. "Why do I get the feeling that this will be a horrible experience for me…" Keitaro, talking out loud. "Yeah…" Seta joining him. "…This will be a blast!" "Wait a minute!"
Everyone that were participating in the play were in the main lobby; all there to pick straws for their parts. "Wow, there are a lot of people huh…" Keitaro said, looking around the room. "You're right for once Keitaro, I wonder who's going to play the main roles." Seta entered the room with a hat. Inside, little slips of paper. Everyone was in line. The whole gang was in the back, hoping that they won't get a major role. One by one, they took a piece of paper. Some cheered, some were disappointed, and some didn't even know what hell their role was. "You know, Romeo and Juliet roles where never pulled…this could be bad…" Naru said to them. "You're right Naru, that means one of us will get the role!" Mutsumi said excitedly. Mutsumi approached the hat, took a slip and read it. "O my…" "What did you get Mutsumi?!" "What is the role of the nurse?" Naru sighed with relief. Naru walked up to the hat, took a slip and read it. "Romeo…what the hell!" Keitaro fell down laughing. "Hahaha! That role suits you well Naru!" Naru walked over to him and punched him across the room. "That's not a laughing matter!" She dropped the piece of paper back into the hat and pull out another one. "Just as I though. Juliet!" Everyone clapped for her. Now, Seta's turn, and tension rose. There were only two more parts left in the hat, Romeo or Paris. [Please be Romeo, please be Romeo!] Naru prayed. Seta reached in and took out a piece of paper. He read it and looked at Naru. [O my God! He must have gotten the role of Romeo!] He smiled at her. "Well, looks like Keitaro is Romeo…" Everyone clapped for him. Naru ran over to the hat, tipped it over to see the last slip say "Romeo". "Wow, what are the chances of that…Naru? You ok?" Keitaro asked. She just stood there, frozen.
~End Flash Back~
[Well, either way, I'm Romeo, Naru is Juliet…I guess things can't get any worse…] Keitaro opened the door to the men's dressing room to see Naru and Mutsumi changing. "K-Keitaro! What the hell!" "Naru! What are you doing in the men's changing room?!" Keitaro turned around to see that he was mistaken again. Quickly, Naru and Mutsumi slipped into their costumes as Keitaro tries to escape harms way to the real men's changing room right across the hallway. "O no you don't!" Naru said, grabbing Keitaro's shirt. "I want you to see something…" Naru dragging him across the floor. She cracked her knuckles one-handed. "Waaa! I don't wanna see! No! Let me go! AHHH!!!" Mutsumi closed the door and crashing sounds, punching, and a lot of yelling came through the door (you know, like in the cartoons!). The cast stared at the door as Mutsumi and Naru walked out. "Um…don't expect Romeo to be ready just yet…" Naru said walking away.
"Man, this is going to be and interesting play…" Seta was talking to himself while he walked to the front door to open it to the public. As soon as he opened them, only ten people walked in. "This could be a problem…" Five minutes later, the entire theater was full. "Heh, how did I know this would lure anyone here…" Seta laughed as he stood next to a sign he maid saying, "See the play Romeo and Juliet! Everyone is welcome! Free Beer!"
"That's a lot of people…" Naru peeked out of the curtain. "O man, I'm getting stage fright…" She turned around. "Don't sweat it Naru, you'll do just fine!" Mutsumi said, trying to calm her down. I mean, so what if you don't know your lines that well and you never had time to rehearse. Just try not to think about blowing all your lines in front of everyone and everyone laugh and…" "MUTSUMI! That's no helping!" Naru said shaking her, now more nervous than ever. "Man…I wonder how Keitaro is doing…hope he isn't as nervous as I am…"
Somewhere in the changing room…
"God! I don't know if I can do this!" Keitaro screamed. "Come on Keitaro, you're my last hope. I promised the crew I would help them." Seta said from outside Keitaro's locked door. "What if I mess up my lines! What if I just freeze out there!" "Well, then everyone will laugh and boo and throw who knows what at your face…" "Seta! That's not very encouraging!" Seta started to walk away. "Well Keitaro, I'm going to start the show, you in the first act. You better get ready."
Seta walked on the stage. As he looked at the crowed of people, he saw most of them were drunks and asleep. The Narusegawa family was in front. "Well, hello everyone, and welcome. Today's play is going to be about the famous play Romeo and Juliet in Shakespeare words…" "That's boring!" Someone yelled. "Yeah! That's hella boring! That's not what I pained for!" "Um…you didn't pay anything to see this show…" Seta corrected him. "O…" "Hey! Make them talk in a language we all understand!" Seta scratched his head. "Wha?" "We don't want that Shakespeare crap! We want regular language! Make it modern!" "Um…right, ok, whatever, but now, I present to you…Romeo and Juliet!" Seta bowed and disappeared into the certain.
"Bad news you guys!" Seta said waving his hands. Looks like we have to make the play as modern as possible!" "You've got to be kidding me!" Naru yelled at him. "No time to argue!" Seta pushing Naru and Keitaro onto the stage. The curtain rose and everyone clapped.
Scene 1: The meeting.
[O man o man, what do I do! They change the play and…] Naru thought to herself when someone interrupted her. "Yeah! What a hottie! What's your number!" Someone screamed from the audience. [What the…are they suppose to yell at a play?] Then, someone nudged Naru. "Naru, don't worry, it's me, Seta." She turned around to see Seta in a costume. "What are you doing here? Aren't you Paris?!" "Well, I'm an extra for this part and other parts…" "I see, but can't you do something about these people!" Seta looked at the audience. "What do you mean?" "God damn your fine Juliet! Wanna come to my room later on!" Naru turned away from them. "THAT'S what I mean…tell them to calm down!" Then Keitaro, in a Romeo costume walked over to Naru. "O shit, this is where you guys meet…see you later…" Seta walked away. "Seta! Come back!" Keitaro was now in front of her. "Keitaro…I mean, Romeo." "Wow, You look cute in that Naru…er Juliet…" The crowd started going wild. "Yeah! Do it! Do it! Go Romeo! You can do it!" Keitaro was surprised. "Wow, didn't know the crowd was so into this play…" "They aren't you dumbass! They are drunk if you didn't notice!" "How do you know…" In the back of the theater, people were lining up for more beer and someone is drinking a whole keg. "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" "Hmm…I see your point… well…" Keitaro turned around and somehow, his hand manage to grab Naru's breast. "You idiot!" Naru punched him across the room. "Yeah! Go Juliet! Kiss Romeo's ass!" They screamed as people with the letters J-U-L-I-E-T painted on their bodies started cheering. "O my, they think this is some type of football game…" Mutsumi said, in the back with Seta. "You're right, this is getting too rowdy…I wonder what would happen if we throw a football in there…" Then Mutsumi appeared with a football. "Here's one!" Keitaro just recovered from the beating that Naru gave him. "O man…what happen…shouldn't Mutsumi be here by now to end the scene…" "Hey Romeo!" Seta called. Keitaro got up. "Go long!" Seta threw the football to Keitaro. "Huh?" Then, six people tackled Keitaro to the ground." A referee came in and called a first down. "Yeah! This is more like it!" The audience went crazy. Naru walk over to Seta and Mutsumi. "What the hell was that you guys?" "Well…I just wanted to see what would happen…funny, I don't remember a football costume or a referee costume in the dressing room…"
Scene 2: The famous balcony scene.
"Come on home team! Give us the ball!" "O my god, well they just shut up…" Keitaro said to himself as he was facing the balcony. Naru appeared on the balcony and everyone started howling and screaming. [Just relax Naru, don't let them get you down, they are just a bunch of idiots…] Keitaro cleared his throat. "But soft! Through yonder winder brakes! It is the…" "Dammit! That's Shakespeare!" Someone screamed and threw a empty cup at him. "S-Seta! Can't you do something about this crowd?" Keitaro yelled backstage. "Seriously Seta, you have to do something!" Naru said supporting him. He turned around. "Nope! Sorry! Can't hear you! The crowd is too loud!" He quickly walked away. [Some support his is…ok, let's see, modern language…ok! I got it!] Keitaro thought to himself. He looked back on Naru. "Whoa! Look! It's Juliet! Um…what a hottie!" Then Keitaro was pelted with a stage prop. "That's to modern you idiot!" "Yeah! You can do it! Kill that damn Romeo!" "This isn't going too well Seta…" Mutsumi said backstage with him. "You're right…where the hell is that football…" "Geez Naru! You didn't have to throw something like that!" Keitaro screamed holding his head. All of a sudden, a football found its way to Keitaro's lap. "What the…o no…" Then more people in football uniforms came and rushed Keitaro. "Yeah! First down! We need another touchdown Romeo! Go Romeo!" "S-Seta! What is up with the whole football gig?" "Dunno…but the audience loves it though…" The football player got up and left Keitaro pummeled into the ground. "Keitaro! Are you ok!" Naru rushed to his aid. "I can't feel my legs…" He responded. Naru pulled him up and Keitaro collapse on top of her, face plant on her chest. "O me, o my, this won't end well…" Mutsumi said. Slowly, Naru got up and walked away. Seta and Mutsumi looked at each other. "Huh?" Naru picked up the football and tossed it back the Keitaro. Immediately, he was rushed again and everyone went crazy. "You know Seta, maybe you should hide the football for the rest of the play…" "Nah, it's really pumping up the crowd…" "But Naru is using it as a weapon against Keitaro!" Seta looked at Keitaro, now a smoking crater in the theater floor. "Hmm…maybe your right…" And so continued the mayhem of the play. Many messed up lines, a lot of violence between Romeo and Juliet, and a whole lot of excessive yelling from the crowd. And so, brings us to the last part of the play…
Final Act: The Last Kiss
[Ok…just one more act, and that's it…o man…I have to kiss Keitaro at the end! Damn…I hope there is some way to steer from that…] Naru thought to herself as she laid on a cold alter and Keitaro and Seta were about to duke it out. [O man o man, there is no way I can win! If Seta can make easy work out of Motoko…then I'm done for! I don't know how to get out of this one like I did before…] "So Romeo…are you ready?" "Ack…wait Seta, I mean Paris!" Naru peeked with one eye. [Wow, this is so romantic…two men going all out for my love…] Naru started smiling. Keitaro looked over at Naru then back at Seta. [Ok, I need to calm down. I have to remember that I'm in a play fighting for Naru's love…] "Ok Paris…There is no way I'll let you have her…" "Then get ready!" "Let's go!" They both leaped at each other, drawing out their plastic weapons…" "Boo! That's some fake shit! We want blood! Blood! Blood!" Keitaro turned to the audience. "O pipe down will yo…OW!" Seta slashed at Keitaro knocking him backwards. "geez that smarts…ok! Come get some!" Seta charged at him. "Ack! I was just kidding!" Too late, Keitaro was smacked into the air and landed near the alter where Naru laid. Naru peeked again to see Keitaro slowly getting up and Seta walked towards them. [Hmm…Romeo is suppose to win…but what happens if Paris wins? Hmm…] "Ow…Seta! This is just a play! Calm down!" Then Naru quickly punched Keitaro in the back of the head and slashed again by Seta. [This isn't going to end well…] Keitaro thought as he slowly got up. [O man…is that boy immortal or something?] "Have you had enough Romeo?" Keitaro looked around to see if there is anything that can help him now when something caught his eye. [That's it!] "I'm just getting warmed up…" Immediately, Keitaro reached behind the curtain and picked up the football. "O Crap!" He tossed it Seta's way and then he got tackled. [Wow, never saw that coming…] Naru though to herself. Keitaro slowly staggered towards the alter. He reached into his pocket and took out the poison. [They told me this is just grape juice] He looked at the closer to see it bubble and sizzle. [O man…I don't know if…] He quickly opened it and downed it. [Hey! I'm still ok!] But then he collapse from exhaustion. Naru got up and walked over to Keitaro. [Remember…modern…] "O shit! Someone killed my Romeo…O wait…he was poison…I want to die also!" [Boy…that's some crappy acting…] Keitaro thought. "I will kiss his lips and hope poison is left on them…" "Yeah! Kiss him! Give him a nice wet one! Give him a smack attack on the lips!" "Quiet down go dammit! And you Seta! Can't you do something!" "Can't! I just got rushed by the whole football team!" [O man…I'm going to get kissed by Naru!] Slowly…she approached him face. [Eww…I can feel his breathe…] Naru shutting her eyes as she got closer. "O my…" Mutsumi putting her hand over her mouth. "Naru doesn't have to nerve to kiss Keitaro…I have to do something!" Mutsumi ran into the dressing room. [Well…this is it…] There mouths where about 2 cm away from each other when Naru fell through a trap down and in her place, Mutsumi dressed as Juliet. "Well…might as well get it over with…" She reached for Keitaro's head and brought him up for a long kiss. They all gasp. The Narusegawa family were in shock, still thinking that she is Naru. Keitaro…well Keitaro turned into stone.
"God that was a horrible experience!" Naru yelled. Everyone was at the back of the boat getting ice cream for a job well done. "Now now Naru, don't get upset that you didn't get to kiss Keitaro." "Please…I could care less for that dork…" "But overall, good job you guys!" Seta raised his thumb. "O my, I have a lot of fun today…" Mutsumi said smiling. "Well you're the one who kissed Keitaro at the end…" "Um…Naru?" Seta tapped her shoulder. "Yes?" "Why did you beat up Keitaro?" "Huh? O that, well I needed to relieve some stress so…" "Why dear god why…" Keitaro mumbled.
End of Day 6
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O no! Day 7 is coming up and you know what that means! …No, it doesn't mean free bear…It means the end of this story! Well thanks a lot for being patient as I tried to type this up while doing schoolwork. I'll try to get Day 7 as soon as possible. Until then, write reviews and see you later!
The Waves of Love
By: Belldandy'sKeiichi
Note: [any text in here is a thought text]
Author's Time: Took me long enough to type this up huh? Well since I'm back studying my ass off, I won't be able to type up new chapters 'til the weekend. Thanks for all the people that send their votes. Ok, on with the show!
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"I told you that wasn't a good idea!" Naru said, running for her life with Keitaro and Mutsumi. "What do you mean? Hey! The entrance to the boat!" Keitaro, pointing to the entrance dock. They all made it inside, sitting down, gasping for breath. "What I mean is lying to the taxi driver, throwing a pillow mint at him, and running the rest of the way, isn't a good idea!" Naru yelled at him. "Don't yell at me! It wasn't my bright idea!" He screamed back. They both turned to Mutsumi. "Is there a problem?" "It doesn't matter anymore, we escaped, and we are in the boat…nothing can go wrong now…" Naru trying to relax. "O, there you guys are!" Seta suddenly in front of them. "S-Seta! Who the hell are you here if you left the beach last!?" "Hmm…" He thought, rubbing his chin. "…I don't know." They all fell over. "Naru! What are you doing here?" Naru looked around to see where the voice came from. "Who said that?" Mei, suddenly came from behind Seta. "Mei! How did you get on…Why are you…" Then, the rest of the Narusegawa family appeared. Naru started waving her index finger, pointing to each and every one of them. "Geez Seta, how many people are you hiding?" Keitaro asked. "Are you a magician!?" Mutsumi also asked him, clapping her hands. "WHY are they here Seta!" Naru yelled at him. "Well about that, you see, I need to ask you two for a favor…"
Day 6: The embarrassing but fun, play of love.
Keitaro was walking down the hallway to the theater. [Well, I can't believe I'm doing this…and who would have thought that I was going to be picked to play this part…You know, now that I think about it…how DID I get to play this part?!]
~Flash Back~
"So let me get this straight," Keitaro speaking to Seta. "You want me, Naru, and Mutsumi help you put on a play in the theater?" "Don't worry, it'll be fun! Plus I manage to pull so strings!" Seta tried to convince them. "What kind of stings did you pull?" "Well, if you happen to mess up badly, then the whole cast will try their best to work around it…" "What kind of sting pulling is that!" Keitaro wanted to know. "You still didn't answer my question on WHY my family is here!" Seta rubbed his chin. "Well you see, your parents came to see the play, and since they are on vacation, they decided to stay on the ship for the last day back to the main island." "And what kind of play is it?" Naru asked. "Why, Romeo and Juliet of course! If it makes you feel any better, I'll even join. We will all draw straws to see what we play. It's not like Keitaro is going to be Romeo and your going to be Juliet… I mean, I myself might be Romeo…" "I'll join…" Naru instantly volunteering. "Well that figures…" Keitaro said, "...what about you Mutsumi? You in?" "I wonder if I'll play Juliet…what is the play "Romeo and Juliet" by the way?" They all fell over. "You've got to be kidding me!" "Your telling me you don't know the play "Romeo and Juliet!" Naru asked her. "Why do I get the feeling that this will be a horrible experience for me…" Keitaro, talking out loud. "Yeah…" Seta joining him. "…This will be a blast!" "Wait a minute!"
Everyone that were participating in the play were in the main lobby; all there to pick straws for their parts. "Wow, there are a lot of people huh…" Keitaro said, looking around the room. "You're right for once Keitaro, I wonder who's going to play the main roles." Seta entered the room with a hat. Inside, little slips of paper. Everyone was in line. The whole gang was in the back, hoping that they won't get a major role. One by one, they took a piece of paper. Some cheered, some were disappointed, and some didn't even know what hell their role was. "You know, Romeo and Juliet roles where never pulled…this could be bad…" Naru said to them. "You're right Naru, that means one of us will get the role!" Mutsumi said excitedly. Mutsumi approached the hat, took a slip and read it. "O my…" "What did you get Mutsumi?!" "What is the role of the nurse?" Naru sighed with relief. Naru walked up to the hat, took a slip and read it. "Romeo…what the hell!" Keitaro fell down laughing. "Hahaha! That role suits you well Naru!" Naru walked over to him and punched him across the room. "That's not a laughing matter!" She dropped the piece of paper back into the hat and pull out another one. "Just as I though. Juliet!" Everyone clapped for her. Now, Seta's turn, and tension rose. There were only two more parts left in the hat, Romeo or Paris. [Please be Romeo, please be Romeo!] Naru prayed. Seta reached in and took out a piece of paper. He read it and looked at Naru. [O my God! He must have gotten the role of Romeo!] He smiled at her. "Well, looks like Keitaro is Romeo…" Everyone clapped for him. Naru ran over to the hat, tipped it over to see the last slip say "Romeo". "Wow, what are the chances of that…Naru? You ok?" Keitaro asked. She just stood there, frozen.
~End Flash Back~
[Well, either way, I'm Romeo, Naru is Juliet…I guess things can't get any worse…] Keitaro opened the door to the men's dressing room to see Naru and Mutsumi changing. "K-Keitaro! What the hell!" "Naru! What are you doing in the men's changing room?!" Keitaro turned around to see that he was mistaken again. Quickly, Naru and Mutsumi slipped into their costumes as Keitaro tries to escape harms way to the real men's changing room right across the hallway. "O no you don't!" Naru said, grabbing Keitaro's shirt. "I want you to see something…" Naru dragging him across the floor. She cracked her knuckles one-handed. "Waaa! I don't wanna see! No! Let me go! AHHH!!!" Mutsumi closed the door and crashing sounds, punching, and a lot of yelling came through the door (you know, like in the cartoons!). The cast stared at the door as Mutsumi and Naru walked out. "Um…don't expect Romeo to be ready just yet…" Naru said walking away.
"Man, this is going to be and interesting play…" Seta was talking to himself while he walked to the front door to open it to the public. As soon as he opened them, only ten people walked in. "This could be a problem…" Five minutes later, the entire theater was full. "Heh, how did I know this would lure anyone here…" Seta laughed as he stood next to a sign he maid saying, "See the play Romeo and Juliet! Everyone is welcome! Free Beer!"
"That's a lot of people…" Naru peeked out of the curtain. "O man, I'm getting stage fright…" She turned around. "Don't sweat it Naru, you'll do just fine!" Mutsumi said, trying to calm her down. I mean, so what if you don't know your lines that well and you never had time to rehearse. Just try not to think about blowing all your lines in front of everyone and everyone laugh and…" "MUTSUMI! That's no helping!" Naru said shaking her, now more nervous than ever. "Man…I wonder how Keitaro is doing…hope he isn't as nervous as I am…"
Somewhere in the changing room…
"God! I don't know if I can do this!" Keitaro screamed. "Come on Keitaro, you're my last hope. I promised the crew I would help them." Seta said from outside Keitaro's locked door. "What if I mess up my lines! What if I just freeze out there!" "Well, then everyone will laugh and boo and throw who knows what at your face…" "Seta! That's not very encouraging!" Seta started to walk away. "Well Keitaro, I'm going to start the show, you in the first act. You better get ready."
Seta walked on the stage. As he looked at the crowed of people, he saw most of them were drunks and asleep. The Narusegawa family was in front. "Well, hello everyone, and welcome. Today's play is going to be about the famous play Romeo and Juliet in Shakespeare words…" "That's boring!" Someone yelled. "Yeah! That's hella boring! That's not what I pained for!" "Um…you didn't pay anything to see this show…" Seta corrected him. "O…" "Hey! Make them talk in a language we all understand!" Seta scratched his head. "Wha?" "We don't want that Shakespeare crap! We want regular language! Make it modern!" "Um…right, ok, whatever, but now, I present to you…Romeo and Juliet!" Seta bowed and disappeared into the certain.
"Bad news you guys!" Seta said waving his hands. Looks like we have to make the play as modern as possible!" "You've got to be kidding me!" Naru yelled at him. "No time to argue!" Seta pushing Naru and Keitaro onto the stage. The curtain rose and everyone clapped.
Scene 1: The meeting.
[O man o man, what do I do! They change the play and…] Naru thought to herself when someone interrupted her. "Yeah! What a hottie! What's your number!" Someone screamed from the audience. [What the…are they suppose to yell at a play?] Then, someone nudged Naru. "Naru, don't worry, it's me, Seta." She turned around to see Seta in a costume. "What are you doing here? Aren't you Paris?!" "Well, I'm an extra for this part and other parts…" "I see, but can't you do something about these people!" Seta looked at the audience. "What do you mean?" "God damn your fine Juliet! Wanna come to my room later on!" Naru turned away from them. "THAT'S what I mean…tell them to calm down!" Then Keitaro, in a Romeo costume walked over to Naru. "O shit, this is where you guys meet…see you later…" Seta walked away. "Seta! Come back!" Keitaro was now in front of her. "Keitaro…I mean, Romeo." "Wow, You look cute in that Naru…er Juliet…" The crowd started going wild. "Yeah! Do it! Do it! Go Romeo! You can do it!" Keitaro was surprised. "Wow, didn't know the crowd was so into this play…" "They aren't you dumbass! They are drunk if you didn't notice!" "How do you know…" In the back of the theater, people were lining up for more beer and someone is drinking a whole keg. "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" "Hmm…I see your point… well…" Keitaro turned around and somehow, his hand manage to grab Naru's breast. "You idiot!" Naru punched him across the room. "Yeah! Go Juliet! Kiss Romeo's ass!" They screamed as people with the letters J-U-L-I-E-T painted on their bodies started cheering. "O my, they think this is some type of football game…" Mutsumi said, in the back with Seta. "You're right, this is getting too rowdy…I wonder what would happen if we throw a football in there…" Then Mutsumi appeared with a football. "Here's one!" Keitaro just recovered from the beating that Naru gave him. "O man…what happen…shouldn't Mutsumi be here by now to end the scene…" "Hey Romeo!" Seta called. Keitaro got up. "Go long!" Seta threw the football to Keitaro. "Huh?" Then, six people tackled Keitaro to the ground." A referee came in and called a first down. "Yeah! This is more like it!" The audience went crazy. Naru walk over to Seta and Mutsumi. "What the hell was that you guys?" "Well…I just wanted to see what would happen…funny, I don't remember a football costume or a referee costume in the dressing room…"
Scene 2: The famous balcony scene.
"Come on home team! Give us the ball!" "O my god, well they just shut up…" Keitaro said to himself as he was facing the balcony. Naru appeared on the balcony and everyone started howling and screaming. [Just relax Naru, don't let them get you down, they are just a bunch of idiots…] Keitaro cleared his throat. "But soft! Through yonder winder brakes! It is the…" "Dammit! That's Shakespeare!" Someone screamed and threw a empty cup at him. "S-Seta! Can't you do something about this crowd?" Keitaro yelled backstage. "Seriously Seta, you have to do something!" Naru said supporting him. He turned around. "Nope! Sorry! Can't hear you! The crowd is too loud!" He quickly walked away. [Some support his is…ok, let's see, modern language…ok! I got it!] Keitaro thought to himself. He looked back on Naru. "Whoa! Look! It's Juliet! Um…what a hottie!" Then Keitaro was pelted with a stage prop. "That's to modern you idiot!" "Yeah! You can do it! Kill that damn Romeo!" "This isn't going too well Seta…" Mutsumi said backstage with him. "You're right…where the hell is that football…" "Geez Naru! You didn't have to throw something like that!" Keitaro screamed holding his head. All of a sudden, a football found its way to Keitaro's lap. "What the…o no…" Then more people in football uniforms came and rushed Keitaro. "Yeah! First down! We need another touchdown Romeo! Go Romeo!" "S-Seta! What is up with the whole football gig?" "Dunno…but the audience loves it though…" The football player got up and left Keitaro pummeled into the ground. "Keitaro! Are you ok!" Naru rushed to his aid. "I can't feel my legs…" He responded. Naru pulled him up and Keitaro collapse on top of her, face plant on her chest. "O me, o my, this won't end well…" Mutsumi said. Slowly, Naru got up and walked away. Seta and Mutsumi looked at each other. "Huh?" Naru picked up the football and tossed it back the Keitaro. Immediately, he was rushed again and everyone went crazy. "You know Seta, maybe you should hide the football for the rest of the play…" "Nah, it's really pumping up the crowd…" "But Naru is using it as a weapon against Keitaro!" Seta looked at Keitaro, now a smoking crater in the theater floor. "Hmm…maybe your right…" And so continued the mayhem of the play. Many messed up lines, a lot of violence between Romeo and Juliet, and a whole lot of excessive yelling from the crowd. And so, brings us to the last part of the play…
Final Act: The Last Kiss
[Ok…just one more act, and that's it…o man…I have to kiss Keitaro at the end! Damn…I hope there is some way to steer from that…] Naru thought to herself as she laid on a cold alter and Keitaro and Seta were about to duke it out. [O man o man, there is no way I can win! If Seta can make easy work out of Motoko…then I'm done for! I don't know how to get out of this one like I did before…] "So Romeo…are you ready?" "Ack…wait Seta, I mean Paris!" Naru peeked with one eye. [Wow, this is so romantic…two men going all out for my love…] Naru started smiling. Keitaro looked over at Naru then back at Seta. [Ok, I need to calm down. I have to remember that I'm in a play fighting for Naru's love…] "Ok Paris…There is no way I'll let you have her…" "Then get ready!" "Let's go!" They both leaped at each other, drawing out their plastic weapons…" "Boo! That's some fake shit! We want blood! Blood! Blood!" Keitaro turned to the audience. "O pipe down will yo…OW!" Seta slashed at Keitaro knocking him backwards. "geez that smarts…ok! Come get some!" Seta charged at him. "Ack! I was just kidding!" Too late, Keitaro was smacked into the air and landed near the alter where Naru laid. Naru peeked again to see Keitaro slowly getting up and Seta walked towards them. [Hmm…Romeo is suppose to win…but what happens if Paris wins? Hmm…] "Ow…Seta! This is just a play! Calm down!" Then Naru quickly punched Keitaro in the back of the head and slashed again by Seta. [This isn't going to end well…] Keitaro thought as he slowly got up. [O man…is that boy immortal or something?] "Have you had enough Romeo?" Keitaro looked around to see if there is anything that can help him now when something caught his eye. [That's it!] "I'm just getting warmed up…" Immediately, Keitaro reached behind the curtain and picked up the football. "O Crap!" He tossed it Seta's way and then he got tackled. [Wow, never saw that coming…] Naru though to herself. Keitaro slowly staggered towards the alter. He reached into his pocket and took out the poison. [They told me this is just grape juice] He looked at the closer to see it bubble and sizzle. [O man…I don't know if…] He quickly opened it and downed it. [Hey! I'm still ok!] But then he collapse from exhaustion. Naru got up and walked over to Keitaro. [Remember…modern…] "O shit! Someone killed my Romeo…O wait…he was poison…I want to die also!" [Boy…that's some crappy acting…] Keitaro thought. "I will kiss his lips and hope poison is left on them…" "Yeah! Kiss him! Give him a nice wet one! Give him a smack attack on the lips!" "Quiet down go dammit! And you Seta! Can't you do something!" "Can't! I just got rushed by the whole football team!" [O man…I'm going to get kissed by Naru!] Slowly…she approached him face. [Eww…I can feel his breathe…] Naru shutting her eyes as she got closer. "O my…" Mutsumi putting her hand over her mouth. "Naru doesn't have to nerve to kiss Keitaro…I have to do something!" Mutsumi ran into the dressing room. [Well…this is it…] There mouths where about 2 cm away from each other when Naru fell through a trap down and in her place, Mutsumi dressed as Juliet. "Well…might as well get it over with…" She reached for Keitaro's head and brought him up for a long kiss. They all gasp. The Narusegawa family were in shock, still thinking that she is Naru. Keitaro…well Keitaro turned into stone.
"God that was a horrible experience!" Naru yelled. Everyone was at the back of the boat getting ice cream for a job well done. "Now now Naru, don't get upset that you didn't get to kiss Keitaro." "Please…I could care less for that dork…" "But overall, good job you guys!" Seta raised his thumb. "O my, I have a lot of fun today…" Mutsumi said smiling. "Well you're the one who kissed Keitaro at the end…" "Um…Naru?" Seta tapped her shoulder. "Yes?" "Why did you beat up Keitaro?" "Huh? O that, well I needed to relieve some stress so…" "Why dear god why…" Keitaro mumbled.
End of Day 6
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O no! Day 7 is coming up and you know what that means! …No, it doesn't mean free bear…It means the end of this story! Well thanks a lot for being patient as I tried to type this up while doing schoolwork. I'll try to get Day 7 as soon as possible. Until then, write reviews and see you later!