Hamtaro FanFic New Series Part 1: Confusion Episode 1: More Ham-Hams? (Sorry if this isn't much of an episode, but it'll get better, I promise!!)

Hamtaro: *sitting in his cage, watching Laura leave*

Laura gets up from her bed and leaves the room, saying "I'm going to school now! Bye Hamtaro!"

Hamtaro: Now to get back to the Ham-Ham Clubhouse! *gets out of his cage and makes the usual exit down the drainpipe on top of his house*

*Meanwhile, at the Clubhouse..*

Boss: Where is Hamtaro? He's late.

Bijou: He'll be here, just wait!

Maxwell: Maybe his human left a little later than usual?

Howdy: Don't ask me! *quietly* I'm not the one who's all over about him. *Bijou hears him and blushes*

Dexter: Hope he didn't keep his human up all night like he did before.

Boss: I think he's coming, I can hear him running.

*Hamtaro literally jumps and slams into the door, forgetting to reach down and open it*

Bijou: *goes and opens the door for Hamtaro* Are you alright?

Hamtaro: *gets up and dusts himself off* Yeah, I'm fine, lets go sit down at the table.

*everyone is sitting down*

Dexter: Was she late for school again, Hamtaro?

Hamtaro: Just woke up late.

Boss: A little TOO late?

Bijou: Don't antagonize him, he had to run to get here you know!

Boss: Sorry, Bijou. Sorry, Hamtaro.

Hamtaro: It's alright Boss. So, what's up for today?

Dexter: I heard there were more Ham-Hams around the neighborhood.

Howdy: It gets more crowded every day.

Boss: Wonder if they can find this clubhouse?

*Just then the door opens* *2 Hamsters walk in*

Hamster 1: Is it alright if we come in?

Hamster 2: It's freezing out there!

Boss: Sure, come inside.

Both Hamsters: Thanks! *they come in and grab two chairs and sit down*

Hamtaro: Why don't you two tell us your names?

Hamster 1: My name is Laguna. (*No, I'm not using names from Final Fantasy 8*)

Hamster 2: And my name is Aeris. (*Not Final Fantasy 7 ones, either, I just ran outta ideas.*)

Bijou: Welcome to the Clubhouse!

Laguna: Thanks.

Aeris: Thanks.

Oxnard: Let's open a box of sunflower seeds, I'm hungry!

Boss: Oxnard, you ate 15 minutes ago!! You're gonna turn into a Garfield if you don't stop eating so much!

Oxnard: I just love eating them!! I cant help it!

Hamtaro: Just let him, Boss.

Stan: Yeah, Bossman, let's just give him a break and lets everyone party!!

Bijou, Pashmina and Sandy: PARTY!!!!! Penelope: Ookyoo!

Howdy: Alright!!

Maxwell: I don't know if we should party EVERY day!

Dexter: Hm.

Panda: I'm all for it!

Snoozer: Zu.zu..party..

Cappy: *goes with Oxnard and opens the spare box of sunflower seeds*

*Meanwhile, outside the cave.*

Mysterious Hamster: Hmm..I cant decide..Pashmina, Sandy or Bijou. No matter. Whichever one I choose, I'll get her no matter what! I get everything!! Hahaha!!

*after the party, in the clubhouse.*

Oxnard: Now I'm full..how about all of you?

Rest of Ham-Hams: Us too!

Boss: What's that sound?

*inside cave, about 100 feet away from door to clubhouse*

Mysterious Hamster: Pierre! Which one do you want?

Pierre: I want Princess Bijou.

Mysterious Hamster: And what about you, Buster?

Buster: I'll get Sandy. And you'll get Pashmina, Rad?

Rad: Yeah.

*they set a little explosion to happen right outside the clubhouse*

*BOOM*

Hamtaro: What was that?!

To Be Continued in Episode 2.